Women Hate America.
If you’ve been watching the Dr. Phil “House of Judgment”, you may have noticed that the first problem Dr. Phil has with my views is that I have a book to sell. Well it’s true, fellows and gentlemen, I am a filthy capitalist. I am a low-down, dirty capitalist who is out to make money by providing you with something that is both manlightening and hilarious for a nominal cost.
And unlike women in the army, this is comedy you can choose whether or not you want to pay for.
How dare I.
I would also like to note that my book is worth its weight in gold. It will teach you how to shut women the fuck up. Silence is golden.
Let’s talk about capitalism. You may already be familiar with it as the thing that brought you everything you know. Imagine Santa Claus with a school bus full of girls gone wild on his back, a Super Soaker full of gin in his hand, and a Viagra-induced boner that could win a home-run derby in the other. That’s capitalism.
Women hate capitalism.
Men love capitalism. We spend money on things we love, and when we’re out of money, we go get jobs we love to make more money to buy more awesome things. To men, capitalism is like jerking ourselves off twice at the same time. It’s a religious experience.
Women buy things they think they need, but don’t. And when they’re out of money, they have to do something they hate to get more of it: fuck. That’s why women hate capitalism. All roads lead to Rome; and all purchases lead to a woman getting on her back.
It was no surprise to me that on a show geared toward women, the biggest alleged “flaw” in my views was that people are willing to pay to hear them. That’s like calling Penicillin a “quack remedy” because it doesn’t grow on the sides of rocks. Just because it’s got a price tag, doesn’t mean it won’t cure your syphilis.
Manpitalism
Women hate success through hard work. They hate rewards for good behavior because it means none of them will ever get anything for free again. And they hate heaps of money falling on men with bright ideas because it means they have to recognize a bright idea in the first place in order to fuck themselves a place in line.
According to women, anyone who lifts a finger to help themselves should get a kick in the teeth and a placard that says, “Congratulations! You just adopted a thousand starving kids somewhere feminism doesn’t give a fuck about — or is there some other reason feminism launches bullshit ad campaigns promoting girls in science when little girls halfway around the world don’t have enough water to live?”
Maybe feminism just doesn’t care about black people.
Opportunity Cost
The more money you spend on the things you like, the less opportunity you have to give your money to women.
Economics — and capitalism — is founded on opportunity cost. I know there are a lot of young men reading this, so I’m going to give you a one sentence primer on money management that could very well save your life.
Everything costs something.
That smart girl with the big jugs in your chemistry class? She costs something. In fact, she costs about one zero more than the flatter girl on her right. Who gives a fuck how smart either of them are? That’s called an opportunity cost.
Women never have to sacrifice anything to get what they want. They just change what they want. If a woman is fat, she wraps velor around her love handles and marries poor. If she’s obnoxious, she becomes a lesbian or gets really into wine. Either way, women work in reverse. They don’t run the race, they just draw the finish line wherever God dropped them.
Take a reasonably hot woman to a bar and see how long she’ll go thirsty because a guy won’t buy her a drink. Fuck, light her on fire. She’ll burn to death before dropping six bucks on a glass of Chardonnay. Women consider any market driven exchange to be unsavory and beneath them.
Capitalism is why women hate strippers.
Lawn Darts
Women are like lawn darts. All the good ones were made in the 50’s.
To a woman, accepting capitalism means accepting that her self-worth as a whore follows the trajectory of a lawn dart. It starts in your hand, high in worth and full of potential. Then you chuck it in the air. Halfway through, everything becomes dizzy and confusing. Panic follows, and as the dart comes hurtling downward, responsibly is abandoned in the name of self-ass-preservation. Who knows where this thing is going to end up, but one thing is certain, someone is going to have to pay when it goes through the hood of your neighbor’s car. That someone will probably be you.
That’s called divorce.
No matter who they are or what they do, women always have the opportunity to whip out their vagina and rake in a quick Divorce Pay Day. That’s what it is to be a woman. Duplicity is your Plan B. Capitalism is a reminder of how much that Plan B is worth.
The Lottery Mentality
The reason women embrace marriage and alimony as if they were life rafts of shit, is because women live by the Lottery Mentality. No woman can achieve through brains and brawn. Those are manly things. Women need to win the lottery; a lottery like a rich internet mogul who mistook her insecurity for shyness and friendship while in college, or a TV producer who was coincidentally left by his wife the same day the lottery winning starlet landing on his casting couch.
Ka-ching!
Women cruise through life waiting for their ship to come in, and they hate anyone who doesn’t see life through the same set of opaque Chanel glasses. However, the lottery is not a form of commerce. It’s a commerce for idiots. The lottery is Sarah Jessica Parker to capitalism’s Nicolas Cage.
Women Hate America
Women hate everything that makes America great.
America was once called the “Great Melting Pot”, because a bunch of cultures from all of the place all got together and had sex with each other until awesome things like pizza and Brazilian bikinis were born. Women don’t mix well with others. They cling to their catty friends in little clumps and give all new comers the stink-eye. Little girls ostracize other little girls into committing suicide. That’s un-American.
If it were up to women, free speech would have its dick cut off and shoved into it’s ear holes. Then the playing field would be even and capitalism would die a slow, retarded death.
Money is how men keep score in the game of life. If you don’t like that, then you can take your vagina back to Venus. Money is manly as shit — literally.
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I’m sorry Mikey, Mv didn’t commend him…he just handed out man points to him
Look at the Brooklyn guys comments. It made me sick.
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/turkey-gobblers/#comment-184438
You don’t commend for someone for rape. Bad move. Worse move for the retard that came here and admitted it.
but why do you need to prove yourself to her? …eh, I don’t care. I’m so fucking disgusted in you. How the hell could you condone him after he said he fucked a chick while she was passed out drunk? When I read that I felt like vomiting. And you, you commend him. what is wrong with you?
You screwed up the quote function but here goes: I do not need any validation of my self-worth. I just find it ironic that the women who comment here have presuppositions that the men on this site are uneducated, stupid(low IQ) or irrational. Since she wish to brag(which she did by pointing out her various diplomas/degrees etc), I make it a point to humble her.
I do not like condescending snobs who think that they are “high-fliers” because of intellectual/economic achievements. If that is her yardstick for “success”, well then, surprise surprise, the men on this site are not to be sneezed at either. Using an “appeal to authority” to justify a point is pathetic and I brought up by stats to prove a point - That it is ironic to use tangible successes in life to measure the worth of an argument. However, if she sticks by her guns… then heh, alls game?
I’m not Dick but I care enough to respond. I am still schooling so hey, cut me some slack on my “economic achievements”. As for my intellectual achievements: Jeez, well I am currently now in college taking uni level modules with extremely difficult ECs to manage.
High School ECs:
President of Student Council
Vice Head Prefect
President of Debates, Captain of the Main Team, National Debater
Secretary of Photography, Vice President of Community Service Program, [Initiated many programs which catered to the elderly and care for the environment], Co-Editor of School Magazine
Part of the Hockey Squad which came in runnerups in the Nationals
Intellectual Titles Won:
GPA: 9As [GCEA Levels]
Top Student in History for 2 years consecutively, Top Arts Student for 2 years, Principal’s Honour Roll for 3 years running and finally.. Valedictorian[School's Gold Award].
ECs Awards: Part of the Top 5 Debater(s) for 3 years running, Best Representative in Model UN for 2 years, Participated in various tertiary level competitions. Best Speaker for Nationals for 1 year.
College ECs [Year 1]
President of Student Council
President of Debates, Captain of Main Team and National Debater
Hockey Player
Editor of School Magazine
School Honours Roll, Top Arts Student, Special Papers(Uni Level Subs)
Model UN Represntative - Runners up Best Speaker
Debates Nationals - Top 5 Speakers, Team Position: Runnerups
That is a respectable list, even by collegeconfidential standards. Indeed, I do hope to apply(and enter) an American University because I respect the liberal education that is being offered. What is part of liberty? Or its basic definition.. Here I quote “free from bigotry” - The freedom of speech, the freedom to discuss controversial ideas and not be afraid to voice them out. Apparently, you disagree?
MansVoice, I am being genuine right now. Knock me for it if you will and say don’t believe me, but I gotta say it.
You a very young. My age. Ok, fine, you made good achievements…but you shouldn’t be listing them here for validation of yourself. This leads to self esteem issues. In fact, chances are you’re not quite satisfied with something pertaining to your life, perhaps its you or perhaps it’s something beyond your control. Whatever it is, it’s obviously having an impact on yourself esteem, which is why you need to list your achievements to total strangers on the internet. This is really unhealthy, and can lead to physical health problems.
*Coincidence* - Typo.
Btw, I see that Clair and Amber are both Australians. Concidence?
Another one for the pregnancy card.
Nothing. I am Australian -I fucking LOVE my country. It’s just the Dazza here claims he’s an Aussie bloke, and I thin he’s more of a joke. Maybe you shoulda read my post and what I was referring to then jumping down my throat.
So? Appealing to authority is fallacious. Surely, you know that?
I’m not Dick but I care enough to respond. I am still schooling so hey, cut me some slack on my “economic achievements”. As for my intellectual achievements: Jeez, well I am currently now in college taking uni level modules with extremely difficult ECs to manage.
High School ECs:
President of Student Council
Vice Head Prefect
President of Debates, Captain of the Main Team, National Debater
Secretary of Photography, Vice President of Community Service Program, [Initiated many programs which catered to the elderly and care for the environment], Co-Editor of School Magazine
Part of the Hockey Squad which came in runnerups in the Nationals
Intellectual Titles Won:
GPA: 9As [GCEA Levels]
Top Student in History for 2 years consecutively, Top Arts Student for 2 years, Principal’s Honour Roll for 3 years running and finally.. Valedictorian[School's Gold Award].
ECs Awards: Part of the Top 5 Debater(s) for 3 years running, Best Representative in Model UN for 2 years, Participated in various tertiary level competitions. Best Speaker for Nationals for 1 year.
College ECs [Year 1]
President of Student Council
President of Debates, Captain of Main Team and National Debater
Hockey Player
Editor of School Magazine
School Honours Roll, Top Arts Student, Special Papers(Uni Level Subs)
Model UN Represntative - Runners up Best Speaker
Debates Nationals - Top 5 Speakers, Team Position: Runnerups
That is a respectable list, even by collegeconfidential standards. Indeed, I do hope to apply(and enter) an American University because I respect the liberal education that is being offered. What is part of liberty? Or its basic definition.. Here I quote “free from bigotry” - The freedom of speech, the freedom to discuss controversial ideas and not be afraid to voice them out. Apparently, you disagree?
Amazed.
Not really, women were given a choice. Most chose to stay home to enjoy the comforts of life. C’mon, there werent that many jobs then to begin with anyway. What do you expect to be doing during the Industrial Revolution? Shovelling coal? But, let us talk contemporary. Let us, in your terms, talk NOW. How are women more accomplished now? I sure as hell dont respect any woman who rises her way to the top simply due to affirmative action. For example, American Express requires 1/3 of its senior management to be women. THAT is affirmative action which … only the weak have to use.
Many men have been emasculated, that is for sure.
Oh really? Amazed.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Amber is a stripper name! No respectable woman in her right mind would name her child Amber!
Oh, small penis jokes?! Virgin speculations - as though we give a shit what you say? And I wonder why girly-girls absolutely suck as comedians - hell, that little repertoire would go perfectly with your racist, sexist tirades.
Really, it’s like you are so pampered and privileged that shit just flies out of your mouth without thought! I can’t believe this, but I’ve heard some awful, awful things slip out of bitch’s mouths as they were stone cold sober. Death threats, adultery, open prostitution - things that would put a man in jail.
Someone needs a good punch in the chest or a kick in the cunt - this is what happens when an inferior society elevates you to a ‘goddess’ status just for that hole in your crotch.
Whats your problem with Australia?
You all need to admit that your gay, or get penis enlargements. Obviously you are all gross 40 year old virgins with no lives. Now go play in traffic
maybe one of the “bad” women drivers will run you over, or has it ocurred to you that some women, like me - are rally car drivers.
Exactly true Michelle, Dick also say that women are great at having children but not at raising them. I am a single mother for the opposite reasons to his opinion, out second child was born with a mental disability called ASD and also has ADHD and he could not handle that so he walked out on us leaving me to raise out two children on my own with out child support payments i am raising them with my very own money. So Dick you think women can’t live financially without men, THINK AGAIN. You really need to grow up and think if it wasn’t for you mother “Who is a woman” you wouldn’t be here also you say everything good was created be men, so you thing war is great, you think smoking is great, both kill.
I am a woman and I have a Bachelors Degree in Economics, Bachelors Degree in Finance, a Diploma in Financial Planning and an Advanced Diploma in Financial Planning. What are your economic and intellectual achievements? I’m married and I earn more than my husband who is also a successful business person, so I certainly am not using him for his money. If women have not accomplished anything in the past, it is because in the past, men expected women to stay home and look after the family and the house. Thankfully, most men have changed and that is why I have had the ability to educate myself. I am sure Dick, if you and I went head to head in an IQ contest, I would come out way above you. Your attitudes show your lack of intelligence, which is the very thing you are saying women lack.
There won’t be any. Unless a revolution in human thought includes a new way to approach shopping in large shopping centres, it’s not going to happen.
*D3C*
That’s fantastic. I also don’t care.
*D3C*
Fascinating.
I guess you would agree that women and men are not the same and that women’s brains are more capable in different areas than a man’s brain is and a man’s brain is more talented in certain areas than a woman’s brain is.
From that we agree.
Men and women are different and so gender differences are not invented but actual. They are a product of natural selection and biology which has differentiated social roles so as to facilitate reproduction.
The female brain is dedicated to social and practical matters more so than a man’s brain is. For this reason, yes, they compliment each other.
Women, therefore, focus most of their brain-power on the areas that will help them integrate, assimilate and belong. In time this focus results in a physical alteration in brain structure. An alteration no amount of nurturing can reverse. It would take generations of controlled and deliberate environmental conditioning to reverse what nature has constructed through trial and error.
Therefore it is the elimination of gender roles that is a human construct.
The rest of your value judgments, such as your claim that women know more about what it means to be human than men (what a laugh!) leave me indifferent, since they are of a personal nature.
It has to do with what you find more valuable.
We’ll have to wait for the next female creative genius that will revolutionize some aspect of human thought or art or understanding, I guess, despite all these very impressive attributes you’ve so graciously mentioned.
I would also say that, just for the sake of comparisons, a dog has many talents a human shepherd lacks. The dog compliments the shepherd in herding sheep.
They are a team.
But they are neither equal nor do they posses the same potentials.
Yes, dear, you and your preferred kind, exhibit deeper insights than Schopenhauer.
You’ve displayed some of them here.
We’ll have to wait for all those revolutions in human thought women will produce in the upcoming centuries.
Can’t wait.
No they don’t. I don’t know how to help you. You’re superior attitude just doesn’t seema hit with the ladies