Women Hate America.
If you’ve been watching the Dr. Phil “House of Judgment”, you may have noticed that the first problem Dr. Phil has with my views is that I have a book to sell. Well it’s true, fellows and gentlemen, I am a filthy capitalist. I am a low-down, dirty capitalist who is out to make money by providing you with something that is both manlightening and hilarious for a nominal cost.
And unlike women in the army, this is comedy you can choose whether or not you want to pay for.
How dare I.
I would also like to note that my book is worth its weight in gold. It will teach you how to shut women the fuck up. Silence is golden.
Let’s talk about capitalism. You may already be familiar with it as the thing that brought you everything you know. Imagine Santa Claus with a school bus full of girls gone wild on his back, a Super Soaker full of gin in his hand, and a Viagra-induced boner that could win a home-run derby in the other. That’s capitalism.
Women hate capitalism.
Men love capitalism. We spend money on things we love, and when we’re out of money, we go get jobs we love to make more money to buy more awesome things. To men, capitalism is like jerking ourselves off twice at the same time. It’s a religious experience.
Women buy things they think they need, but don’t. And when they’re out of money, they have to do something they hate to get more of it: fuck. That’s why women hate capitalism. All roads lead to Rome; and all purchases lead to a woman getting on her back.
It was no surprise to me that on a show geared toward women, the biggest alleged “flaw” in my views was that people are willing to pay to hear them. That’s like calling Penicillin a “quack remedy” because it doesn’t grow on the sides of rocks. Just because it’s got a price tag, doesn’t mean it won’t cure your syphilis.
Manpitalism
Women hate success through hard work. They hate rewards for good behavior because it means none of them will ever get anything for free again. And they hate heaps of money falling on men with bright ideas because it means they have to recognize a bright idea in the first place in order to fuck themselves a place in line.
According to women, anyone who lifts a finger to help themselves should get a kick in the teeth and a placard that says, “Congratulations! You just adopted a thousand starving kids somewhere feminism doesn’t give a fuck about — or is there some other reason feminism launches bullshit ad campaigns promoting girls in science when little girls halfway around the world don’t have enough water to live?”
Maybe feminism just doesn’t care about black people.
Opportunity Cost
The more money you spend on the things you like, the less opportunity you have to give your money to women.
Economics — and capitalism — is founded on opportunity cost. I know there are a lot of young men reading this, so I’m going to give you a one sentence primer on money management that could very well save your life.
Everything costs something.
That smart girl with the big jugs in your chemistry class? She costs something. In fact, she costs about one zero more than the flatter girl on her right. Who gives a fuck how smart either of them are? That’s called an opportunity cost.
Women never have to sacrifice anything to get what they want. They just change what they want. If a woman is fat, she wraps velor around her love handles and marries poor. If she’s obnoxious, she becomes a lesbian or gets really into wine. Either way, women work in reverse. They don’t run the race, they just draw the finish line wherever God dropped them.
Take a reasonably hot woman to a bar and see how long she’ll go thirsty because a guy won’t buy her a drink. Fuck, light her on fire. She’ll burn to death before dropping six bucks on a glass of Chardonnay. Women consider any market driven exchange to be unsavory and beneath them.
Capitalism is why women hate strippers.
Lawn Darts
Women are like lawn darts. All the good ones were made in the 50’s.
To a woman, accepting capitalism means accepting that her self-worth as a whore follows the trajectory of a lawn dart. It starts in your hand, high in worth and full of potential. Then you chuck it in the air. Halfway through, everything becomes dizzy and confusing. Panic follows, and as the dart comes hurtling downward, responsibly is abandoned in the name of self-ass-preservation. Who knows where this thing is going to end up, but one thing is certain, someone is going to have to pay when it goes through the hood of your neighbor’s car. That someone will probably be you.
That’s called divorce.
No matter who they are or what they do, women always have the opportunity to whip out their vagina and rake in a quick Divorce Pay Day. That’s what it is to be a woman. Duplicity is your Plan B. Capitalism is a reminder of how much that Plan B is worth.
The Lottery Mentality
The reason women embrace marriage and alimony as if they were life rafts of shit, is because women live by the Lottery Mentality. No woman can achieve through brains and brawn. Those are manly things. Women need to win the lottery; a lottery like a rich internet mogul who mistook her insecurity for shyness and friendship while in college, or a TV producer who was coincidentally left by his wife the same day the lottery winning starlet landing on his casting couch.
Ka-ching!
Women cruise through life waiting for their ship to come in, and they hate anyone who doesn’t see life through the same set of opaque Chanel glasses. However, the lottery is not a form of commerce. It’s a commerce for idiots. The lottery is Sarah Jessica Parker to capitalism’s Nicolas Cage.
Women Hate America
Women hate everything that makes America great.
America was once called the “Great Melting Pot”, because a bunch of cultures from all of the place all got together and had sex with each other until awesome things like pizza and Brazilian bikinis were born. Women don’t mix well with others. They cling to their catty friends in little clumps and give all new comers the stink-eye. Little girls ostracize other little girls into committing suicide. That’s un-American.
If it were up to women, free speech would have its dick cut off and shoved into it’s ear holes. Then the playing field would be even and capitalism would die a slow, retarded death.
Money is how men keep score in the game of life. If you don’t like that, then you can take your vagina back to Venus. Money is manly as shit — literally.
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Looks, acts, talks, walks, smells like a slut.
She was asking for it - she wanted the attention. Leave the western world for a while, decondition yourself. You’ll understand that this stance that all men are inherently rapists is just feminist bullshit.
We deserve better than these whores, and we deserve to take what is due. She sure as fuck knew that he wasn’t letting her into his house just to be nice to her, or because of her depth of character. No, she knows he wants to fuck her, and she was filling her role. If he didn’t, he’d have been emotionally and financially raped.
What the fuck happened here? I logged on briefly to see some disturbingshit posted by (BFBM) Brooklyn Fucking Bridge Motherfucker and have only just managed to log back on after getting back from work.
I dont care if you’re dating a stripper who is drunk, stoned and passed out on the bed stark fucking naked and you havent had sex in a year. If she didnt give you consent before she passed out you are commiting rape. If she did give you consent but then passes out and you still proceed to have sex with her then you are one pathetic sorry excuse who does not even deserve to be called a man. You would have to be seriously sick to get any sort of satisfaction from having sex with an unconscious woman.
For me being a man is all about having self control and discipline and ‘doing the right fucking thing’. We arent fucking apes anymore and we dont have to clamber aboard the most conveniently located slut just because we are in the mood. Of course a man has sexual urges, but we also have the intelligence to overcome those urges. BFBM is a truly sick individual and I’m not surprised his posts have been removed.
Now, coming to the aforementioned slut. Is she guilty of any crime? Of course not. Could any blame be apportioned on her for being raped? Of course not. Should she be made to feel guilty for what happened. Certainly not. Was she irresponsible by leaving herself vulnerable to being raped? Of course the fuck yes!
I cannot for the life of me understand women who say that a woman is entitled to dress like a slut, flirt shamelessly and get drunk to the point of not knowing what the fuck is going on and then not be at all responsible if they leave themselves at the mercy of a potential rapist.
Women like you are as sick as the sickos who commit rape. Your sick version of ‘feminism and equality’ and the need to score a point over men takes precedence over the welfare of women.
Who, by proposing that women dress more modestly and act more responsibly is attempting to protect women? and who by condoning slut like behavior is exposing women to possible harm?
Didnt you read? Revealing clothes? The fact that she has been sleeping around? Provocative actions?
I already called him out and told him rape was a criminal act which isnt advocated on this site. If you arent happy, I cant care less.
I already called him out Clair. If you still arent happy, I dont care. Read my lips. I. dont. care.
Workout clothes are neither tight nor revealing. How is a football jersey revealing? Fuck?
There are two prerequistites to be a slut. One, you dress like one and two, you act like one. Condemn me for my dressing all you want(though you are being fucking retarded) but have I acted like a whore? No. I have neither drank beer, sexually provocated any gays or went to their houses for a “stayover”.
Please, gym clothes arent revealing or tight-fits. They are neither. They are actually pretty loose. I run the treadmill alot… so obviously, I wont want to suffocate myself by wearing “tight fitting clothes”. Fuck?!? You even go to the gym? If not, dont talk shit about stuff you dont know.
She didnt act like a slut. She acted trustingly. She trusted this guy, and he raped her. He deserves no points, only prison time
Still don’t wanna take those manpoints back from him though do you? Anyway, well work out clothes, they are tight and revealing. Isn’t that what sluts wear? Like Mikey said, does that give any gay men who may be there the right to rape you? Your wearing the same kinda clothes, and thats even if you’re wearing a shirt.
And no. She is not at fault.
She could have given consent earlier. Regardless, she acted like a whore and got fucked like a whore. She was an open invitation - she was no innocent schoolgirl, dressing like a slut and got fucked like one.
I *do* go to the gym regularly. Infact, I just did a couple of hours ago. Did I however go into the houses of those “gay men”, “drink their beer” and “bend over” for them”? Dont be fucking ridiculous. She acted like a slut and got fucked. Is he at fault? Now that he admits it, yes. Is she at fault? Yes.
How the fuck is wearing atheletic clothes an open invitation to rape? Pray tell? Are they whore clothes? DO you even go to the gym? And no, say what you want. Fine, even if you call it rape, I still stand that both parties should be responsible.
Well does it mv?
I did read the rest of that. You have really confused this issue MV. You will admit he says he had sex with a passed out woman. But say from their he didn’t say if it was consensual.
How do you give consent if you’re passed out? So it’s rape. He doesn’t need to say another word. You brought up something elsewhere.
Basically you say women who dress revealing bring it upon themselves. Wrong. You say you go to the gym. So if you put your little outfit on and go, does that give any gay men who may be there the right to rape you?
He didn’t force himself upon her? I may be wrong but I thought his post said she was passed out. That’s forcing yourself on someone.
He did clairify what it was. He said she was passed out. So it’s rape. He cannot clairify his own crime anyway. That would be nice. Nothing would be a crime unless you said it was. He gets 1 million asshole points though.
SHE WAS ASLEEP.
What do you define as a slut? Cause it seems to me, she wasn’t. She climbed into his bed, to sleep. She fell asleep and was raped. She didnt ask for it. She wasnt a slut
Pretty naive. So if he stumbles drunkenly into his friends bed he gets to get cornholed?
1. He didnt force himself on her.
2. Rape? Not in my opinion unless he clarifies himself to say so.
It was after the rape post.
Brooklyn Fucking Bridge Motherfucker says (combination of selected paragraphs from two posts);
…When you are asleep you are not using your body, so I can. And you won’t know so fuck you.
…I remember it well. It was July, 2004. The stinking vodka breath she was belting out as she snored was horrid. But I turned the lamp on and lifted
away the quilt. Those smooth silky legs just wouldn’t quit. I quickly rose to the occasion and positioned myself spoons style next to the warm, underutilized female body before me…
…I proceeded to do to the body that the universe created what the universe said my body should do….I occupied, penetrated, and ejaculated, in the receptacle the universe said the ejaculate should go. I naturally selected to creampie some dumb whore, and I have never, and will never look back…
(clair sooks about how can mansvoice gave this guy manpoints after he said he raped a chick)
Mansvoice says;
“Funny how a woman can rape a man of his assets, his kids and his reputation and get away with it while a man cannot have sex with a woman who voluntarily stumbles onto his bed?
Women have been raping men for the past 5 decades. You go whoring yourself out, you get fucked. NOT raped. FUCKED.”
It was unconsentual sex. She was oblivious to it. He finds nothing wrong with having unconsensual sex. “Man Point: MURDER is worse than rape. But rape is only a concept anyway. It is a victimless crime. So some organism gets used for its rightful purpose for five minutes, regardless of if the organism is ‘in the mood’. Fuck your mood.” -Brooklyn Fucking Bridge Motherfucker (emphasis mine).
You never said anything against his actions, you gave him manpoints instead. What is wrong with you?
I don’t know if you passed out your manpoints before that rape post or after it. If you passed them out after it shows a lack of class.
Having sex with someone passed out is rape. I don’t care how well written you may have thought the rest of the post was written. Some prick forcing himself inside someone passed out is fucked.
If you agreed with the rest of the post, but not the rape part then maybe you should have clarified yourself. But even so you don’t award anything.
Commend? I dished out manpoints based on the overall essence of his posts - what he says makes sense. Mike, read his posts. A slut climbed into his bed and he fucked her.
You asked for my opinion Clair. That is what I am giving you - She is a slut. I dont even know why you cant handle your own battles by yourself. If you wish to condone him, attack him on your own but wait, why do you bring it a point to always bring me into the picture? I aint your boyfriend, Clair. Nope, no, no. Say what you want, I didnt commend him for fucking her. I considered the entire picture and agreed with what he is talking about. Whether or not he was a rapist doesnt matter.
Fallacy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignoratio_elenchi
Thomas Jefferson argued that slavery was wrong and should be abolished, but since Jefferson himself owned slaves, it clearly was not wrong.
An example of tu quoque: slavery was either right or wrong, regardless of Jefferson’s actions. The validity or truth-value of Jefferson’s argument is not affected by his participation in slavery.
Handing out manpoints to a dick like that would be the same thing.