Women Hate America.
If you’ve been watching the Dr. Phil “House of Judgment”, you may have noticed that the first problem Dr. Phil has with my views is that I have a book to sell. Well it’s true, fellows and gentlemen, I am a filthy capitalist. I am a low-down, dirty capitalist who is out to make money by providing you with something that is both manlightening and hilarious for a nominal cost.
And unlike women in the army, this is comedy you can choose whether or not you want to pay for.
How dare I.
I would also like to note that my book is worth its weight in gold. It will teach you how to shut women the fuck up. Silence is golden.
Let’s talk about capitalism. You may already be familiar with it as the thing that brought you everything you know. Imagine Santa Claus with a school bus full of girls gone wild on his back, a Super Soaker full of gin in his hand, and a Viagra-induced boner that could win a home-run derby in the other. That’s capitalism.
Women hate capitalism.
Men love capitalism. We spend money on things we love, and when we’re out of money, we go get jobs we love to make more money to buy more awesome things. To men, capitalism is like jerking ourselves off twice at the same time. It’s a religious experience.
Women buy things they think they need, but don’t. And when they’re out of money, they have to do something they hate to get more of it: fuck. That’s why women hate capitalism. All roads lead to Rome; and all purchases lead to a woman getting on her back.
It was no surprise to me that on a show geared toward women, the biggest alleged “flaw” in my views was that people are willing to pay to hear them. That’s like calling Penicillin a “quack remedy” because it doesn’t grow on the sides of rocks. Just because it’s got a price tag, doesn’t mean it won’t cure your syphilis.
Manpitalism
Women hate success through hard work. They hate rewards for good behavior because it means none of them will ever get anything for free again. And they hate heaps of money falling on men with bright ideas because it means they have to recognize a bright idea in the first place in order to fuck themselves a place in line.
According to women, anyone who lifts a finger to help themselves should get a kick in the teeth and a placard that says, “Congratulations! You just adopted a thousand starving kids somewhere feminism doesn’t give a fuck about — or is there some other reason feminism launches bullshit ad campaigns promoting girls in science when little girls halfway around the world don’t have enough water to live?”
Maybe feminism just doesn’t care about black people.
Opportunity Cost
The more money you spend on the things you like, the less opportunity you have to give your money to women.
Economics — and capitalism — is founded on opportunity cost. I know there are a lot of young men reading this, so I’m going to give you a one sentence primer on money management that could very well save your life.
Everything costs something.
That smart girl with the big jugs in your chemistry class? She costs something. In fact, she costs about one zero more than the flatter girl on her right. Who gives a fuck how smart either of them are? That’s called an opportunity cost.
Women never have to sacrifice anything to get what they want. They just change what they want. If a woman is fat, she wraps velor around her love handles and marries poor. If she’s obnoxious, she becomes a lesbian or gets really into wine. Either way, women work in reverse. They don’t run the race, they just draw the finish line wherever God dropped them.
Take a reasonably hot woman to a bar and see how long she’ll go thirsty because a guy won’t buy her a drink. Fuck, light her on fire. She’ll burn to death before dropping six bucks on a glass of Chardonnay. Women consider any market driven exchange to be unsavory and beneath them.
Capitalism is why women hate strippers.
Lawn Darts
Women are like lawn darts. All the good ones were made in the 50’s.
To a woman, accepting capitalism means accepting that her self-worth as a whore follows the trajectory of a lawn dart. It starts in your hand, high in worth and full of potential. Then you chuck it in the air. Halfway through, everything becomes dizzy and confusing. Panic follows, and as the dart comes hurtling downward, responsibly is abandoned in the name of self-ass-preservation. Who knows where this thing is going to end up, but one thing is certain, someone is going to have to pay when it goes through the hood of your neighbor’s car. That someone will probably be you.
That’s called divorce.
No matter who they are or what they do, women always have the opportunity to whip out their vagina and rake in a quick Divorce Pay Day. That’s what it is to be a woman. Duplicity is your Plan B. Capitalism is a reminder of how much that Plan B is worth.
The Lottery Mentality
The reason women embrace marriage and alimony as if they were life rafts of shit, is because women live by the Lottery Mentality. No woman can achieve through brains and brawn. Those are manly things. Women need to win the lottery; a lottery like a rich internet mogul who mistook her insecurity for shyness and friendship while in college, or a TV producer who was coincidentally left by his wife the same day the lottery winning starlet landing on his casting couch.
Ka-ching!
Women cruise through life waiting for their ship to come in, and they hate anyone who doesn’t see life through the same set of opaque Chanel glasses. However, the lottery is not a form of commerce. It’s a commerce for idiots. The lottery is Sarah Jessica Parker to capitalism’s Nicolas Cage.
Women Hate America
Women hate everything that makes America great.
America was once called the “Great Melting Pot”, because a bunch of cultures from all of the place all got together and had sex with each other until awesome things like pizza and Brazilian bikinis were born. Women don’t mix well with others. They cling to their catty friends in little clumps and give all new comers the stink-eye. Little girls ostracize other little girls into committing suicide. That’s un-American.
If it were up to women, free speech would have its dick cut off and shoved into it’s ear holes. Then the playing field would be even and capitalism would die a slow, retarded death.
Money is how men keep score in the game of life. If you don’t like that, then you can take your vagina back to Venus. Money is manly as shit — literally.
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I think it’s about time Dick put a limit on the amount of Posts a female can make on this site. I know they just prove Dick right but this is supposed to be a site for men and so much space is wasted trying to convince stupid women of how stupid they are. We know they’re not going to soak anything up as that sponge of a brain is totally saturated with hogwash and there is no room left for any REAL knowledge to go in there. There is nothing better than a good intelligent discussion and debate between males but on here it’s like being heckled from and audience that shouldn’t even be there abd debate becomes impossible.
Clair drives me fucking mad because I see nothing but drivel in her posts and if she were to talk to me to my face like she sometimes talks to males in here then she would need an orthodontist. She has now made over 1000 posts and accomplished nothing. The latest Audi was designed and built in less time.
Come on, Dick, do something. Let them have their say and then shut the IP address down. I kicked women out of my life so I don’t have to put up with them but then I come on here, a man’s site with “NO WOMEN ALLOWED” and have to listen to a bunch of screeching harpies. It’s not on. If you did that on a fem site your IP would be gone within the first 2 posts. The same needs to be done here. I for one am getting fed up with the same old sluts spewing their venom on a site that they shouldn’t even be on.
Almost a million people have visited this site but how many of them have stayed? I won’t try and answer that but I will say that another is going to be leaving if this carries on as it is. Still, it’s Dick’s site and his word is Law and if that is how he wants it run then so be it. But I won’t stay and put up up with threads dominated by 1 individual who shouldn’t even be there, no matter how much of a twat she is making herself look by what she says.
This should be a site where the wiser man educates the younger man into the leeching, whorish ways of today’s women and hopefully saves them from a lifetime of alimony or a prison sentence they didn’t deserve. It should not be a platform for non-entities like Clair and Female to stand on and spew forth their feministic venom and illogical thoughts.
I have had my say and made my point. Maybe it would be nice if Dick himself were to answer this one because, although I agree totally with what he says, I don’t agree with how the site (or this section of it) is running and I will probably leave if it so continues. I would like to bet a lot of other males have thought the same but, instead of putting it into writing, they have just left. Shame.
Well put Mikey.
You can act and behave like you want. It doesn’t excuse someone forcing themself inside you.
It doesn’t matter if she’s walking down mainstreet nude. You keep your fucking hands off unless she wants them on her.
It doesn’t matter how you feel. It doesn’t matter how you think she’s acting. Or looking for that matter. Your feelings are nothing. Unless invited keep your hands off and your dick to yourself.
That doesn’t justify getting raped though. And it doesn’t stand testimony his/her “fault” for getting raped, because it’s not. The rapists is the only one to blame, they should know how to maintain their sexuality.
Looking like a slut is one thing, acting like a slut and behaving like a slut is another.
MansVoice slut clothes are in the eye of the beholder. To you it may be a woman in a short skirt. To a gay man it may be you in your gym attire.
It doesn’t matter if a woman consented earlier. If she passed out and you screwed her your guilty of rape.
How she should be responsible for her actions, I don’t know. She fell asleep in the bed of a scumbag who then had sex with her. So this means she gets to get raped? I don’t agree with you ignorant assertion that if she dressed that way she deserves it.
I don’t care what you wear to the gym. That was an example. Many men wear muscle t-shirts and ball hugging shorts. Or even those sickening cyclist shorts. Does that mean any gay man gets to screw him. No.
This may shock you. Men and women actually do sleep in the same bed many times without having sex. Just ask any married man here.
That is in no way the same. Perhaps in your deluded mind set it is, but reality says other wise.
Every man and woman has the right to refuse sex and have that demand taken seriously and carried out, regardless of the kind of clothes they wear. Every man and woman has the right to sleep soundly and not have their body being taken advantage of.
Seriously what kind of MAN and what kind of WOMAN can’t handle restraining their sexual urges to the point where the other parties input no longer matters? What a fucked person, this is neither womanly nor manly. Its animalistic, perverted and beneath the capabilities and humans. Its an embarrassment to the human race.
Just as I am somehow not at fault for getting burglarized after leaving the door to my house unlocked and wide open with a sign in the front reading, “Anyone who can carry this shit can take it.”
I was just, like, being cute and joking. The men who loaded my television into their pickup truck are, like, at fault because they should’a known I was, like, playing around. I was doing it for attention, but I didn’t intend to keep my end of the deal! They should have respected my privileges!
That’s just the taco talking, sweet-tits.
Doubt, you’re sick. You really really are.
I agree with everything you said. She is irresponsible for putting herself in that predicament, as are all the women that do as you outlined. But I don’t believe she is at fault for getting raped.