Women Hate America.
If you’ve been watching the Dr. Phil “House of Judgment”, you may have noticed that the first problem Dr. Phil has with my views is that I have a book to sell. Well it’s true, fellows and gentlemen, I am a filthy capitalist. I am a low-down, dirty capitalist who is out to make money by providing you with something that is both manlightening and hilarious for a nominal cost.
And unlike women in the army, this is comedy you can choose whether or not you want to pay for.
How dare I.
I would also like to note that my book is worth its weight in gold. It will teach you how to shut women the fuck up. Silence is golden.
Let’s talk about capitalism. You may already be familiar with it as the thing that brought you everything you know. Imagine Santa Claus with a school bus full of girls gone wild on his back, a Super Soaker full of gin in his hand, and a Viagra-induced boner that could win a home-run derby in the other. That’s capitalism.
Women hate capitalism.
Men love capitalism. We spend money on things we love, and when we’re out of money, we go get jobs we love to make more money to buy more awesome things. To men, capitalism is like jerking ourselves off twice at the same time. It’s a religious experience.
Women buy things they think they need, but don’t. And when they’re out of money, they have to do something they hate to get more of it: fuck. That’s why women hate capitalism. All roads lead to Rome; and all purchases lead to a woman getting on her back.
It was no surprise to me that on a show geared toward women, the biggest alleged “flaw” in my views was that people are willing to pay to hear them. That’s like calling Penicillin a “quack remedy” because it doesn’t grow on the sides of rocks. Just because it’s got a price tag, doesn’t mean it won’t cure your syphilis.
Manpitalism
Women hate success through hard work. They hate rewards for good behavior because it means none of them will ever get anything for free again. And they hate heaps of money falling on men with bright ideas because it means they have to recognize a bright idea in the first place in order to fuck themselves a place in line.
According to women, anyone who lifts a finger to help themselves should get a kick in the teeth and a placard that says, “Congratulations! You just adopted a thousand starving kids somewhere feminism doesn’t give a fuck about — or is there some other reason feminism launches bullshit ad campaigns promoting girls in science when little girls halfway around the world don’t have enough water to live?”
Maybe feminism just doesn’t care about black people.
Opportunity Cost
The more money you spend on the things you like, the less opportunity you have to give your money to women.
Economics — and capitalism — is founded on opportunity cost. I know there are a lot of young men reading this, so I’m going to give you a one sentence primer on money management that could very well save your life.
Everything costs something.
That smart girl with the big jugs in your chemistry class? She costs something. In fact, she costs about one zero more than the flatter girl on her right. Who gives a fuck how smart either of them are? That’s called an opportunity cost.
Women never have to sacrifice anything to get what they want. They just change what they want. If a woman is fat, she wraps velor around her love handles and marries poor. If she’s obnoxious, she becomes a lesbian or gets really into wine. Either way, women work in reverse. They don’t run the race, they just draw the finish line wherever God dropped them.
Take a reasonably hot woman to a bar and see how long she’ll go thirsty because a guy won’t buy her a drink. Fuck, light her on fire. She’ll burn to death before dropping six bucks on a glass of Chardonnay. Women consider any market driven exchange to be unsavory and beneath them.
Capitalism is why women hate strippers.
Lawn Darts
Women are like lawn darts. All the good ones were made in the 50’s.
To a woman, accepting capitalism means accepting that her self-worth as a whore follows the trajectory of a lawn dart. It starts in your hand, high in worth and full of potential. Then you chuck it in the air. Halfway through, everything becomes dizzy and confusing. Panic follows, and as the dart comes hurtling downward, responsibly is abandoned in the name of self-ass-preservation. Who knows where this thing is going to end up, but one thing is certain, someone is going to have to pay when it goes through the hood of your neighbor’s car. That someone will probably be you.
That’s called divorce.
No matter who they are or what they do, women always have the opportunity to whip out their vagina and rake in a quick Divorce Pay Day. That’s what it is to be a woman. Duplicity is your Plan B. Capitalism is a reminder of how much that Plan B is worth.
The Lottery Mentality
The reason women embrace marriage and alimony as if they were life rafts of shit, is because women live by the Lottery Mentality. No woman can achieve through brains and brawn. Those are manly things. Women need to win the lottery; a lottery like a rich internet mogul who mistook her insecurity for shyness and friendship while in college, or a TV producer who was coincidentally left by his wife the same day the lottery winning starlet landing on his casting couch.
Ka-ching!
Women cruise through life waiting for their ship to come in, and they hate anyone who doesn’t see life through the same set of opaque Chanel glasses. However, the lottery is not a form of commerce. It’s a commerce for idiots. The lottery is Sarah Jessica Parker to capitalism’s Nicolas Cage.
Women Hate America
Women hate everything that makes America great.
America was once called the “Great Melting Pot”, because a bunch of cultures from all of the place all got together and had sex with each other until awesome things like pizza and Brazilian bikinis were born. Women don’t mix well with others. They cling to their catty friends in little clumps and give all new comers the stink-eye. Little girls ostracize other little girls into committing suicide. That’s un-American.
If it were up to women, free speech would have its dick cut off and shoved into it’s ear holes. Then the playing field would be even and capitalism would die a slow, retarded death.
Money is how men keep score in the game of life. If you don’t like that, then you can take your vagina back to Venus. Money is manly as shit — literally.
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Maybe now I am in terms of wealth and groundbreaking accomplishments. If I can, I will rank myself roughly in the top 25% of men for the things stated above ^.
This means I have to work to break into the top 15% or …10%.. No biggie. Still, my statement wasnt paradoxical.
*unless you are willing to admit that you are below the 85% for men. Your choice.*
I have never contradicted myself. I said that there will be women who are better than myself. What has that to do with pointing out the fact that the best men > best women? Or challenging you to beat me…?
In future, try passing english comprehension before you make your posts.
Go on. I thirst for competition. The top 1% of women is no where near the league of the 85th percentile of men.
Karen said:
some are sure to be better than you
Hundreds? Thousands? The exceptions.
Actually, Mansvoice, you just admitted that some women are better than you. I really hate it when men go around and say that they are better than every women, and then say something different than what they believe in. For future reference, it makes you seem less convincing and less sure of yourself.
“I don’t think that I made myself clear that being a doctor IS my passion”
I understood… :)
Yes, I am strait and want a husband when I get older, but I also want to be a neuro surgeon, or some type of dotor. It isn’t because someone told me that think that I have to strive to be better than men, it is simply beause I have a huge unceasing interest in the human body. Do you know what I wanted for my 7th birthday? I wanted an interative guide of the human body. I love to learn, and you can think that I am “in way over my head” or crazy if you want. To Alen: I completly understand what you are trying to say, and agree with it. I don’t think that I made myself clear that being a doctor IS my passion, and for that, I apologize as I might have given you the wrong idea. I am suprised how much I am learning on this website, and understand now how alot of the men her feel… and it makes alot of sense. Although I may never think that men are “better”, women aren’t the “victims” in this like they think that they are. There are many laws that make it harder for men in this world, and compared to that, women have it easy.
Go on. I thirst for competition. The top 1% of women is no where near the league of the 85th percentile of men.
Barbie dolls aside, what you’ve described above is ‘adulthood’ for women.
You really should’nt be here. If you want the men here to agree with you, then you’re in the wrong place. If you’re just looking for an argument then I’d advise you to beat a quick exit before your dreams are trodden over. You’re in way over your head.
“I was wondering what your opinion on this was on this. And how you think that an exceptional women should act.”
proudatheist:
You seem like an intelligent girl. I’ll assume that you’re straight and would like to have a relationship with a man when you are older. My advice to you is not to let your mind be hardened by societal rhetoric. There are a lot of women out there with chips on their shoulders and something to prove just because someone told them they had to. They’ve been told that their lovers are their enemies, and that they had to compete with men tooth in nail in order to preserve their own dignity. They’ve been taught to be afraid of the men they’re attracted to.
Those women are scared to be themselves, and can never be close to the men they love; and in the end only end up proving their own worst thoughts. An exceptional woman understands and respects men, especially the man she loves… she doesn’t try to be better than him.
If you have all that… then the rest doesn’t really matter. Who cares if you’re a doctor or like to dance. As long as you’re an honest caring person that isn’t afraid to love, and tries to understand others instead of grinding a personal axe.
That, to me, is an exceptional woman in this day and age….
THAT is absoutly rediculous. Who would ever waste their precious time getting drunk, or playing with stupid barbies, or gossiping with their “girlfriends” about sex, boys, and clothes? I would much rather think of my future, and how I am going to achieve it. That is how I chose to spend my childhood. Childhood is for figuring out what you are going to do in life, “adulthood” is for acheaving your goals and having a happy life. Truth is, the people who do that suceed in life most of the time. SOrry if your life sucks.
Thats another thing that men are better than women at. Being children.
Dont feminists want young girls to have a childhood anymore?
Seriously. Seriously, cross my heart, I barely got this, but it’s hate mail directed against us. That’s right, she really wrote this out - this little girly-girl has absolutely shattered the rock bottom.
Give ‘em a limit and a girly-girl will do it. False accusations of rape, murder over a little teen romance, ACTUAL suicide just for attention. Unaltered, I am posting this in Teen Mommies: A case study of girly-girls. Wow, just wow, what a waste of food.
So this is how a feminist thinks.
This one is will fuck eternally with the other logs in the forums. Check it out and post your thoughts on exactly… how in the fuck a girly-girl could think like that…
“some are sure to be better than you”
“Hundreds? Thousands? The exceptions.”
I have looked all over this website, as I am sure that most of you have, and I have decided that even if men ARE superior to women, I guess that I will just have to be “The exception”. I am 13 years old, want to go to Stanford, become a neuro surgen, and get a nice beach front house in Mallibu (by myself). I want to save peoples lives, and I am going to work as hard as I can to achieve my goals. I also do gymnastics, and I know that you all will probably call leotarts “slutty”, but it is not like that for me at all. When ever I do my routine, I am consumed by the beautiful music, and it is an amazing moment. I do not think that doing feminene things makes me a horrible person, I think that it is about your attitude, and how you carry yourself as well. 99% of you are alot older and more expirenced than I am, and I was wondering what your opinion on this was on this. And how you think that an exceptional women should act. Please don’t say stupid stuff like “women are whores if they have a cellphone” I am looking for stuff that actually makes sence,even if I don’t agree with it.
Well here’s your ‘I get MABTW’ brownie points badge. Now fuck off like a good little girl.
Oh I get it fine
Wow, methinks the cloning experiment on THAT one went right………..and yet, oh so wrong…………
Capitalism is created by the Jewish . And all of you are slaves of their money . Fuck yourself with those manitalism words . US Economy is going down . In ten years , US Men will make deepthroat for befucked green papers that the Jewish created . You are only slave losers who fuck each other’s mothers , daughters , wives … Be ready to eat each other’s dead body meat . you are slashed by each other for money and the Jewish will laugh at you .
There are no great men
just men
I pre-ordered 4 copies. Dick’s website gets more traffic per day than your little tea-house clatch poetry reading group I’m sure.
Nice try but you need to post pics first before kissing around here.
We don’t hate all women, just the ugly ones. If you’re cute, we give you whatever you want.
Obviously you aren’t cute since you were forced to learn how to read and write and get by in life mimicking what successful people do every day.
Just because Microsoft Words spellchecker can pick out my mistakes, that doesnt make it intellectually superior to me.