Women Hate America.
If you’ve been watching the Dr. Phil “House of Judgment”, you may have noticed that the first problem Dr. Phil has with my views is that I have a book to sell. Well it’s true, fellows and gentlemen, I am a filthy capitalist. I am a low-down, dirty capitalist who is out to make money by providing you with something that is both manlightening and hilarious for a nominal cost.
And unlike women in the army, this is comedy you can choose whether or not you want to pay for.
How dare I.
I would also like to note that my book is worth its weight in gold. It will teach you how to shut women the fuck up. Silence is golden.
Let’s talk about capitalism. You may already be familiar with it as the thing that brought you everything you know. Imagine Santa Claus with a school bus full of girls gone wild on his back, a Super Soaker full of gin in his hand, and a Viagra-induced boner that could win a home-run derby in the other. That’s capitalism.
Women hate capitalism.
Men love capitalism. We spend money on things we love, and when we’re out of money, we go get jobs we love to make more money to buy more awesome things. To men, capitalism is like jerking ourselves off twice at the same time. It’s a religious experience.
Women buy things they think they need, but don’t. And when they’re out of money, they have to do something they hate to get more of it: fuck. That’s why women hate capitalism. All roads lead to Rome; and all purchases lead to a woman getting on her back.
It was no surprise to me that on a show geared toward women, the biggest alleged “flaw” in my views was that people are willing to pay to hear them. That’s like calling Penicillin a “quack remedy” because it doesn’t grow on the sides of rocks. Just because it’s got a price tag, doesn’t mean it won’t cure your syphilis.
Manpitalism
Women hate success through hard work. They hate rewards for good behavior because it means none of them will ever get anything for free again. And they hate heaps of money falling on men with bright ideas because it means they have to recognize a bright idea in the first place in order to fuck themselves a place in line.
According to women, anyone who lifts a finger to help themselves should get a kick in the teeth and a placard that says, “Congratulations! You just adopted a thousand starving kids somewhere feminism doesn’t give a fuck about — or is there some other reason feminism launches bullshit ad campaigns promoting girls in science when little girls halfway around the world don’t have enough water to live?”
Maybe feminism just doesn’t care about black people.
Opportunity Cost
The more money you spend on the things you like, the less opportunity you have to give your money to women.
Economics — and capitalism — is founded on opportunity cost. I know there are a lot of young men reading this, so I’m going to give you a one sentence primer on money management that could very well save your life.
Everything costs something.
That smart girl with the big jugs in your chemistry class? She costs something. In fact, she costs about one zero more than the flatter girl on her right. Who gives a fuck how smart either of them are? That’s called an opportunity cost.
Women never have to sacrifice anything to get what they want. They just change what they want. If a woman is fat, she wraps velor around her love handles and marries poor. If she’s obnoxious, she becomes a lesbian or gets really into wine. Either way, women work in reverse. They don’t run the race, they just draw the finish line wherever God dropped them.
Take a reasonably hot woman to a bar and see how long she’ll go thirsty because a guy won’t buy her a drink. Fuck, light her on fire. She’ll burn to death before dropping six bucks on a glass of Chardonnay. Women consider any market driven exchange to be unsavory and beneath them.
Capitalism is why women hate strippers.
Lawn Darts
Women are like lawn darts. All the good ones were made in the 50’s.
To a woman, accepting capitalism means accepting that her self-worth as a whore follows the trajectory of a lawn dart. It starts in your hand, high in worth and full of potential. Then you chuck it in the air. Halfway through, everything becomes dizzy and confusing. Panic follows, and as the dart comes hurtling downward, responsibly is abandoned in the name of self-ass-preservation. Who knows where this thing is going to end up, but one thing is certain, someone is going to have to pay when it goes through the hood of your neighbor’s car. That someone will probably be you.
That’s called divorce.
No matter who they are or what they do, women always have the opportunity to whip out their vagina and rake in a quick Divorce Pay Day. That’s what it is to be a woman. Duplicity is your Plan B. Capitalism is a reminder of how much that Plan B is worth.
The Lottery Mentality
The reason women embrace marriage and alimony as if they were life rafts of shit, is because women live by the Lottery Mentality. No woman can achieve through brains and brawn. Those are manly things. Women need to win the lottery; a lottery like a rich internet mogul who mistook her insecurity for shyness and friendship while in college, or a TV producer who was coincidentally left by his wife the same day the lottery winning starlet landing on his casting couch.
Ka-ching!
Women cruise through life waiting for their ship to come in, and they hate anyone who doesn’t see life through the same set of opaque Chanel glasses. However, the lottery is not a form of commerce. It’s a commerce for idiots. The lottery is Sarah Jessica Parker to capitalism’s Nicolas Cage.
Women Hate America
Women hate everything that makes America great.
America was once called the “Great Melting Pot”, because a bunch of cultures from all of the place all got together and had sex with each other until awesome things like pizza and Brazilian bikinis were born. Women don’t mix well with others. They cling to their catty friends in little clumps and give all new comers the stink-eye. Little girls ostracize other little girls into committing suicide. That’s un-American.
If it were up to women, free speech would have its dick cut off and shoved into it’s ear holes. Then the playing field would be even and capitalism would die a slow, retarded death.
Money is how men keep score in the game of life. If you don’t like that, then you can take your vagina back to Venus. Money is manly as shit — literally.
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Your ex dumped you because you thought everything was about sex.
You thought you could act the twat that you are acting now and it would all be forgiven if you make her cum.
I cannot believe through any stretch of the imagination that you are either a considerate partner or a good catch of any definition. Good guys don’t talk the shit you talk.
Newsflash, if a guy is shit in bed she can get on top and make herself do it. Sex is fun and all but it is not an absolute deal breaker and it is not enough to build a relationship on.
I am in a serious relationship, I am thin, I live with my partner, we are very happy together.
When are you going to realize that I am a random English woman you have never met, I am not your mother, I am not your ex-girlfriend, I am a stranger. Stop acting like you know me you sound like Norman Bates.
This cunt is arrogance is only matched by her borderline illiteracy. I guess this is the product of socialized education and healthcare. I do hope you get breast cancer and die a suffering miserable death at a young age.
PS: I’m not sure of my body fat percentage but it’s insanely low, and I always use to make my ex cum multiple times per coitus. I never betrayed her. So she betrayed me why? Because with repugnant little cum recepticles like you it’s not about finding the one, it’s about bouncing around from cock to cock to gain self worth from the only thing you’re good at. She’s a college girl like you too.. yet just as fucking stupid.
But then again you have to be stupid to think you can go tramping around with no consequences from society and the furies will spare you. Take your pathetic false sense of power and multiply it 100 fold and there I sit on a mountain peak hurling boulders at you hoping to knock you to your rightful place as property or the afterlife.
A Perfect Circle - Judith
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/2946473.stm
What do you mean obesity isn’t natural for anybody? Do you not watch the news?
Have you not heard about the so called ‘fat gene’ that was discovered last year and flooded the news?
For a start, you cannot compare two chars compiled by two different people, who charted at different times with different methods, it is like comparing chalk and cheese.
Secondly, the main issue in America is the extent to which the obese are obese. English women who are obese are only slightly so. American women reach terms like “super-morbidly obese”. Your charts assume everyone who is obese is the same size and this is not the case.
This article suggests that the UK obesity rate is 22%:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/hottopics/obesity/
The chart indicates that the obesity rate in the US ia pprox 25%
http://www.cdc.gov/nccdphp/dnpa/obesity/trend/maps/
So it appears that you are wrong. So much for UK education–I dont think your chrildren are headed for Oxford or Cambridge, are they?
Baldness is natural for men. Obseity isn’t natural for anybody.
You are so far off the mark.
British women are nowhere near the size of American women, the fattest people I have ever met in the whole of England were American. The two fattest guys I ever met were from Florida and Boston. Americans are not just fat, but they are fat in the wrong places. There is a certain substance staple in the American diet,it is the foundations of many of their foods, studies have shown it causes fat cells to grow where the were no fat cells before, and that children in America have fat cells growing on their livers, hence the bizarre shape of fat these American people are. This substance is illegal in the UK. People in the UK are therefore nowhere near as fat, and those that are, are more naturally so.
Women get fat, men get fat, men however get bald.
Women marry gorgeous boy next door with thick gorgeous hair, fuck up her own body to give him the kids he wants, gets her own job and supports herself. Doesn’t want to be fat but it is a side affect of childbirth.
And that lazy fucker goes and gets bald.
Americans don’t get English Brides because English Brides are not for sale. I am beginning to wonder if this site is archetypal of American culture, but it is nothing at all like the English, and neither is your bizarre view of the English woman.
Who told you they were fat? A man in the pub?Your fat wife? I am curious to know where you heard such tripe.
Wrong. When men and women marry, the women gets what she wants: children and security. What does the guy want? Children, and a wife that he is still sexually attracted to, b/c thats the way are wired. Men see there wives getting fat on them as much as a betrayal as much as women see men losing their jobs, not cleaning up in the house and fixing things,or being absent fathers as a betrayal. But hey, we deserved to be punished this way, b/c you feel oh-so entitled to unconditional love–its your way of testing us.
I say unconditional love is a great idea in principle but it is imperative that both people in the relationship to stay attractive to one another.
From what I hear, English women are almost as fat as American women. Otherwise, americans would be going overseas for brides in the UK instead of the orient. Yea like thats going to happen.
Of course women hate America also, well, they hate American men. Seeing as most of the guys on this site seem to be American and the obesity rates in America are unfathomably huge, it serves as a fair action to conclude that American women get fat to spite American men.
English men are gentlemen and English women are thin.
Women hate corrupted capitalism, not capitalism in the sense of each earns what each deserves.
Most non-Americans hate America, that is neither offensive nor is it a revelation. It is a pretty common opinion throughout the world.
The name says it all ^^^
Some of u really need to go and get lives
This is you come the great day, you worthless cunt:
http://www.pathguy.com/lectures/srkelly.jpg
*whom
It is men like Zach which fucked over our gender.
Zach is easy to beat. With no common sense OR an actual argument, watch how it is done my friends.
@Zachinni, tuber of uselessness.
Why are you posting like a complete bitch, but with a man-name?
1. I got your ass, with my giant penis, and even your mother was ok with it that night. I was drunk, but here you are, a reminder that rubbers are not fool-proof, and Vodka is bad for decision making. The only rejection I made was into that test tube the doctor said your head was shaped like.
2. As a weak ass Mangina, you think 2-4 is equal to 72, because only morons think shit is equal until the big dudes show up and show you different. “Equal” is only until the strong come around to fix it. I don’t think any woman is worthless, the ones I see are $200 an hour, so obviously you don’t know jack or shit. They are not worth more, and damned sure worth less than a good virgin. (If there is such a thing)
I didn’t know Spineless Sponges had a gender, but I would go ahead and say you should be ashamed to be Asexual or Hermaphroditic.
Insult class is over. The King of Wangs wins again.
Can Zach and Proudatheist go fuck off somewhere and enjoy some cyber sex at their own time? Fuck of, beta.
Dick forgot to add ‘no Mangina’s allowed.’
- Sgt. Reyes
Still spamming? You’ve nothing better to do but show an open display of ignorance on this site huh?
What a clueless sow.
- Sgt. Reyes
Well said
Why are you posting that women aren’t equal?
1. You will never get ass. Were you rejected in high school by a cheerleader, or something? How small is your penis?
2. As a man, I think women are equal. I do. I don’t think there is anything about them to make them worth less. Geez, we’re all equal in God’s eyes.
I am ashamed on behalf of my gender.
AND I WONDER EXACTLY WHAT YOURE TRYING TO PROVE!@ YOU THINK THIS WEBSITE IS A SIGN OF ACHIEVEMENT?