Women Hate America.
If you’ve been watching the Dr. Phil “House of Judgment”, you may have noticed that the first problem Dr. Phil has with my views is that I have a book to sell. Well it’s true, fellows and gentlemen, I am a filthy capitalist. I am a low-down, dirty capitalist who is out to make money by providing you with something that is both manlightening and hilarious for a nominal cost.
And unlike women in the army, this is comedy you can choose whether or not you want to pay for.
How dare I.
I would also like to note that my book is worth its weight in gold. It will teach you how to shut women the fuck up. Silence is golden.
Let’s talk about capitalism. You may already be familiar with it as the thing that brought you everything you know. Imagine Santa Claus with a school bus full of girls gone wild on his back, a Super Soaker full of gin in his hand, and a Viagra-induced boner that could win a home-run derby in the other. That’s capitalism.
Women hate capitalism.
Men love capitalism. We spend money on things we love, and when we’re out of money, we go get jobs we love to make more money to buy more awesome things. To men, capitalism is like jerking ourselves off twice at the same time. It’s a religious experience.
Women buy things they think they need, but don’t. And when they’re out of money, they have to do something they hate to get more of it: fuck. That’s why women hate capitalism. All roads lead to Rome; and all purchases lead to a woman getting on her back.
It was no surprise to me that on a show geared toward women, the biggest alleged “flaw” in my views was that people are willing to pay to hear them. That’s like calling Penicillin a “quack remedy” because it doesn’t grow on the sides of rocks. Just because it’s got a price tag, doesn’t mean it won’t cure your syphilis.
Manpitalism
Women hate success through hard work. They hate rewards for good behavior because it means none of them will ever get anything for free again. And they hate heaps of money falling on men with bright ideas because it means they have to recognize a bright idea in the first place in order to fuck themselves a place in line.
According to women, anyone who lifts a finger to help themselves should get a kick in the teeth and a placard that says, “Congratulations! You just adopted a thousand starving kids somewhere feminism doesn’t give a fuck about — or is there some other reason feminism launches bullshit ad campaigns promoting girls in science when little girls halfway around the world don’t have enough water to live?”
Maybe feminism just doesn’t care about black people.
Opportunity Cost
The more money you spend on the things you like, the less opportunity you have to give your money to women.
Economics — and capitalism — is founded on opportunity cost. I know there are a lot of young men reading this, so I’m going to give you a one sentence primer on money management that could very well save your life.
Everything costs something.
That smart girl with the big jugs in your chemistry class? She costs something. In fact, she costs about one zero more than the flatter girl on her right. Who gives a fuck how smart either of them are? That’s called an opportunity cost.
Women never have to sacrifice anything to get what they want. They just change what they want. If a woman is fat, she wraps velor around her love handles and marries poor. If she’s obnoxious, she becomes a lesbian or gets really into wine. Either way, women work in reverse. They don’t run the race, they just draw the finish line wherever God dropped them.
Take a reasonably hot woman to a bar and see how long she’ll go thirsty because a guy won’t buy her a drink. Fuck, light her on fire. She’ll burn to death before dropping six bucks on a glass of Chardonnay. Women consider any market driven exchange to be unsavory and beneath them.
Capitalism is why women hate strippers.
Lawn Darts
Women are like lawn darts. All the good ones were made in the 50’s.
To a woman, accepting capitalism means accepting that her self-worth as a whore follows the trajectory of a lawn dart. It starts in your hand, high in worth and full of potential. Then you chuck it in the air. Halfway through, everything becomes dizzy and confusing. Panic follows, and as the dart comes hurtling downward, responsibly is abandoned in the name of self-ass-preservation. Who knows where this thing is going to end up, but one thing is certain, someone is going to have to pay when it goes through the hood of your neighbor’s car. That someone will probably be you.
That’s called divorce.
No matter who they are or what they do, women always have the opportunity to whip out their vagina and rake in a quick Divorce Pay Day. That’s what it is to be a woman. Duplicity is your Plan B. Capitalism is a reminder of how much that Plan B is worth.
The Lottery Mentality
The reason women embrace marriage and alimony as if they were life rafts of shit, is because women live by the Lottery Mentality. No woman can achieve through brains and brawn. Those are manly things. Women need to win the lottery; a lottery like a rich internet mogul who mistook her insecurity for shyness and friendship while in college, or a TV producer who was coincidentally left by his wife the same day the lottery winning starlet landing on his casting couch.
Ka-ching!
Women cruise through life waiting for their ship to come in, and they hate anyone who doesn’t see life through the same set of opaque Chanel glasses. However, the lottery is not a form of commerce. It’s a commerce for idiots. The lottery is Sarah Jessica Parker to capitalism’s Nicolas Cage.
Women Hate America
Women hate everything that makes America great.
America was once called the “Great Melting Pot”, because a bunch of cultures from all of the place all got together and had sex with each other until awesome things like pizza and Brazilian bikinis were born. Women don’t mix well with others. They cling to their catty friends in little clumps and give all new comers the stink-eye. Little girls ostracize other little girls into committing suicide. That’s un-American.
If it were up to women, free speech would have its dick cut off and shoved into it’s ear holes. Then the playing field would be even and capitalism would die a slow, retarded death.
Money is how men keep score in the game of life. If you don’t like that, then you can take your vagina back to Venus. Money is manly as shit — literally.
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To Mother: Well if you’re one of these women who don’t use sex to obtain things then you can be sure that this entire website of Men applaud you. BUT, for the most part women do need to shut the fuck up because most of what comes out of their mouth is useless meaningless shit. Sorry to break it to you but men ADMIT their shortcomings and failings in the rare event that they have one, because they’re confident enough to do so. I have rarely in my life witnessed a woman admitting she failed at something or did any wrong whatsoever, but I SEE them do wrong all the time.
Thank you for providing me with good entertainment while these shots render, it really livens up the day!
“Money is manly as shit — literally.”
So you’re saying, in all your manly glory, that you are shit? Finally!
Oh yeah, if we were meant to be silent God would not have given us the ability to speak. Understanding and discussing is golden. Problems exist whether one side can speak or not.
If God wanted women to get fucked in the ass,
HE WOULD HAVE PUT A HOLE THERE.
Think about it.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
LMFAO!!!
He put a hole there on men too. Two sides to everything.
Exactly.
And opinions are like assholes.
EVERYBODY’S GOT ONE.
But that doesn’t mean YOURS matters,
when no women are allowed.
Get over yourself, cunt.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
All our opinions matter, otherwise you, myself, and everyone here would not feel the urge to post. We all have things to say even if talking to you is as productive as talking to a brick wall. Great entertainment though!
Two sides to everything.
The “No Girls Allowed” thing reminds me of tree house towers. When we were kids, myself and my female friends took over their tower btw with water guns and water balloons. It was great!
As much as you say No Women Allowed, we will be all over this no matter how much ‘manliness’ you throw at us.
Two sides to everything.
Just when I think the logic of women cannot lack anymore than it already does. (That’s just saying, when I think women cannot get any dumber, they go and get fuck all dumber).
Let’s break this broad’s attention whore comments down one by one:
“All our opinions matter, otherwise you, myself, and everyone here would not feel the urge to post.”
Typical, dumb as shit, female logic. Some people feel the urge to fuck bunnies. The urge does not vindicate itself. The fact that you have an urge to riddle the world with your useless, shitfuck female opinion, does not in any way mean that your opinion matters. The fact that THIS IS your opinion, makes it matter even less.
“We all have things to say even if talking to you is as productive as talking to a brick wall.”
You have useless, stupid shit to say. Whereas we men, have awe inspiring, go out and change the world shit to say. Plus we talk about tits.
“Great entertainment though!”
Typical female, trying to come up with any sort of excuse to cover the REAL reason she is here. Though even their excuses are revealing. Women are too dumb to entertain themselves thus they have to find men.
menarebetterthanfuckallstupidbroadsandfuckoffthiswebsite.
Two sides to everything.
Plenty of men hate America too. Two sides to everything. Wasn’t it all men that brought down the twin towers? Isn’t it a man who continuously shows his bearded face in videos and hides back in his cave like a coward? Isn’t it a man who tried to light his shoe-bombs but got pummled to death by the plane passsengers? (Good riddance!) Isn’t it men who continuously bomb our troops? Isn’t it a man they found hiding in a hole and got hung? Wasn’t it men who bombed the train in Madrid? (I rode it prior to 9-11!) Wasn’t it men who crashed into the pentagon? Isn’t all received threats to America spoken by MEN?
Please.
There are NOT “Two sides to everything”. That’s only what women WANT to believe… that their “side” matters a damn to men.
The only side that matters to men is your backside.
Hit the treadmill, sod.
Yes it was men who did all those thing…. and don’t you EVER forget that it’s also MEN who provide YOU with the very blanket of security under which you sleep every night.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
I can hold my own :) I also am very physically fit, so no treadmill for me! You could use a few rounds yourself though.
Also, they have to make the blanket because they are the ones that caused us to have to have a blanket in the first place. Two sides to everything.
This cunt is a joke. She can’t even take a dignified SHIT without a man unless he built and invented the toilet, or keep her tits from hitting her knees unless he invented the bra, or patented, invented packaged and sold her fucking tampons so she doesn’t bleed from her crotch.
Men solved womens most basic problems
because they obviously couldn’t do it themselves.
I take a shit in the forest when camping just fine :P
Also, Seasonique (Invented by a woman) solves the bleeding crotch issue.
That’s not gonna get you laid.
Life isn’t about getting laid. Wake up.
Actually GETTING LAID AND ENJOYING ONE OF LIFE’S GREATEST PLEASURES is the entire biological POINT and original intent between men and women.
Why are pretending that it’s not?
Stupid cunt.
“Why are pretending that it’s not?”
Why are you not using proper grammar?
I get the most satisfaction from creating music, painting pictures, having deep enlightening conversation ect ect.
Because women like this bitch prefer to live in misery and believe that Sex is NOT one of “life’s greatest pleasures”. Sex is only a means to get something to these greedy whores. They don’t believe in fucking for pleasure. They fuck for other reasons.
Cunt this, whore that, slut this, bitch that. It has no effect on me. Keep it coming Manly Man. Yeah right.
Misery? I am quite happy :) Don’t think you automatically know what every woman and her life is like. Assuming makes an ass of u and me. Moreso you though…
Oh Well English is my THIRD language. When you are as capable in German and French as I am in English, then you attack my grammar all you like…. as if a typo or omission fucking matters.
Menarebetteratlenguagesthanwomen.
You’re just mad you cannot dominate all of us and not every woman will bend over for you :)
Cry more. Come on. Keep it coming.
Well that’s all you’ve done since you got here. ASSUMED. You’re cunt stinks. Wash it when you’re done next time.
I don’t require EVERY woman to bend over for me. Just one in a million will entertain me nicely for several lifetimes, thanks.
I am just doing what you’re doing, and my area down there is quite clean. At least I don’t have to go for STD tests to know that for sure. See? Assuming.
That’s right. You’re doing what I am doing because in order to gain any credibility you need to emulate Men. Unless you are doing that, you’re an epic failure.
menarebetterthanwomen.
And to gain any credibility, you are emulating a woman. We are emulating each other.
Two sides to everything.
THere is no such thing as a woman with credibility. Just look at you, coward. You can’t even afford to use your REAL first name.
Cute try sweety, but try harder.
This is my real first name….
What she means by “two sides to everything” is that she lives a constant struggle between what’s real and what’s imagined in her head. Everything women prefer to hear, think and talk about is purely imagined in their head and not based on any kind of reality.
That’s what “two sides to everything (every woman)” means.
Actually, I like it when people speak the truth. Actual truth, not biased truth which is what is here.
@STARCK –> Exactly.
Just take typical bullshit song lyrics that women love to listen to.
They are always bullshit words that women would RATHER hear…… but you would never hear a real man say under any cicumstances unless he were either DRUNK or HORNY.
• “The reason I breathe is you.”
• “I would die for you”
etc.
Please.
For truth to be true in the first place, it can have no bias what so ever. If there is bias, it is not the truth.
To be honest I wouldn’t want a guy saying those things to me, because it shows he has given up himself as a whole and I want him to live his life too.
Noon here cares what you want.
It says so all over the website.
And don’t ever begin a sentence with “to be honest” because every article and post by Men here is honest. But you women don’t prefer honesty. You prefer to be told exactly what you want to hear.
It opens your legs alot easier.
It’s OK. We get it.
Also, it is just creepy that he is that obsessed with me! Not into the whole Lost Puppy thing.
Look above unless you missed it. I like it when I am told the truth (Don’t even try to say you are telling me the truth, because your truth has bias which voids it from being true). When people appease me, aka telling me ‘what I want to hear’ like you always say women love, it pisses me off.
You don’t get to EDIT the truth to any Man or DECIDE which truth APPLIES. Because it’s what HE believes that counts. Not what you believe.
You can’t “VOID” it.
It’s like coming into a man’s home uninvited, and telling him that his morality is “biased” and void of truth. You are asking to be grabbed by your stinking cunthair and thrown out into the street with zero hesitation or remorse.
Unbelievable that you think a man cares.
You entitled cunts should be shot.
Do you walk into a church and announce there is no God?
Fuck you.
“Cunt this, whore that, slut this, bitch that. It has no effect on me. Keep it coming Manly Man. Yeah right.”
Uh huh, NO effect. That’s why you bring it up. Try this on for size, you’re fuck all stupid. Let me recommend a site for you: http://www.fuckoffthiswebsite.com/
“That’s right. You’re doing what I am doing because in order to gain any credibility you need to emulate Men. Unless you are doing that, you’re an epic failure.”
Notice then that she has to emulate you with this statement:
“And to gain any credibility, you are emulating a woman. We are emulating each other.”
Two sides to everything? (She has to say that about a million times since she’s come on?) But STARCK nailed that shit to the fuckin wall. The two sides are the real, MANworld and the imaginary FEMALE lacy frills world. Go back to your unicorns sugartits.
As Chris pointed out just with a couple of quotes from songs that broads are DYING to fucking hear and men are dying to fucking avoid. Try this female fantasy on for size: “I have fallin’ in love.”
I will let Chris give us his exclamations about FALLING in love vs REAL love. (Something only men REALLY know about).
In the end what is the conclusion for this broad? Drink a cup of shut the fuck up.
fear > mBan.
Ooohh getting angry are we? I do not edit my truth, I tell it how it is no matter how happy or agonizing it is. If someone asks me “Does this dress make me look fat?” I know they want me to say no, but if it really does I say yes. I also hate it when people come and knock on my home uninvited. I am the one tossing them onto the street.
Thank you for calling me entitled :)
I’ve walked into a church and done that, no harm done. Have you?
“You don’t get to EDIT the truth to any Man or DECIDE which truth APPLIES. Because it’s what HE believes that counts. Not what you believe.”
You just contradicted yourself. They are picking and choosing what they want to believe if how you say it is true. That for sure falls under “What they want to hear.”.
Quite unbelievable isn’t it?
There is no such thing as unicorns and falling in love.
Chris needs people to back him up against one little woman! Woooo! Ya can’t stop me! Keep it coming Manly Men!
You can tell me to STFU all you want! But there is no stopping me because we are on the internet! You can’ tuse your fists and punch me!
Nananananana! You can’t stop me! HAH!
Oh look I’m over here and you can’t reach me!
Too bad!
Come on, don’t stop now! We’re just getting started!
I am sure you would like to punch me to shut me up. I am sure you would like to do the most inhumane things to me.
BUT YOU CAN’T!
Can’t use your brute fists to stop people saying things you don’t want to hear, aka picking and choosing! The very thing you think only women do!
NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAA!!
I’M OVER HERE!
@PANAI….
If you were on fire,
I wouldn’t even piss on you.
No man could possibly be “angry”
when you mean nothing to him.
Its up to men here to decide what’s true and YOU KNOW its all true. That’s why you’re here. Furious as fuck. Desperately trying to fight it.
If you want woman-wprshipping bullshit go somewhere else. We’re not buying.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
That is what stop drop and roll is for.
I am here for pure entertainment, this shit is funny! No offense is taken, I am actually laughing!
Also, stop contradicting yourself on the picking and choosing. You just did it again.
There was a while between postings and when you did, it was not a long explaination. Are you running out of steam?
I’m waiting……
Keep waiting….
I am very patient…
What the fuck, is she INDIAN also?
The worst cunts in the world are australian women, but the DUMBEST BY FAR when it comes to just sheer lack of INTELLECT are Indian women.
I’m white actually :)
You know you are desperate when you start looking at names to insult :P
Anyways, my shift is done. I would like to thank you gentlemen for the wonderful entertainment. Ciao!
P.S. I WIN! :D
What did you win?
Nothing. :(
You poor thing.
Thats the difference between men and women. Women will waste time and energy fighting losing battles and turning themselves into dogshit morons, while pretending to have “won”.
She’s “one” alright. - LMAO!
She “waited patiently ” for 45 minutes for my attention which she didn’t get, and then pretends she “won”.
Hilarious.
Women will do ANYTHING for more negative male attention - including waiting around for it. Makes me laugh when women LIE about wanting men to treat them well.
Fuck I can’t stop laughing.
Home from work. Notice you guys are still going? You gradually stopped before I was done my shift, you were running out of steam! I realize when I have won ;)
Also, it’s not negative, it’s entertainment!
Good luck!
Notice you need each other to back you up while I need no one? Awesome!
Oh, also, here is something else to chat between yourselves. God created everything in the universe right? He could put his finger down on the ground an life springs out, yet he still needed the help of a woman to get his son into the world. LOL.
I think I will go play some CTF in Ut3. Ever play?
“And unlike women in the army, this is comedy you can choose whether or not you want to pay for.”
haha.
I wonder how many women were involved in pulverizing buildings in 911. If there were any involved, they were certainly clever to leave the dirty work for men.
I’m waiting for a post on how George Bush is a manly man. Please?
i have fuck woman now
Women buy things they think they need, but don’t. And when they’re out of money, they have to do something they hate to get more of it: fuck. That’s why women hate capitalism. All roads lead to Rome; and all purchases lead to a woman getting on her back.
That’s true, we’re so lazy. :p
Women hate success through hard work. They hate rewards for good behavior because it means none of them will ever get anything for free again. And they hate heaps of money falling on men with bright ideas because it means they have to recognize a bright idea in the first place in order to fuck themselves a place in line.
We are so backwards, aren’t we?
According to women, anyone who lifts a finger to help themselves should get a kick in the teeth and a placard that says, “Congratulations! You just adopted a thousand starving kids somewhere feminism doesn’t give a fuck about — or is there some other reason feminism launches bullshit ad campaigns promoting girls in science when little girls halfway around the world don’t have enough water to live?”
That, I agree with. Feminism is pretty effed up, and it seems most feminist movements are only in North America. Instead of promoting science of five year olds (they’re going to learn it anyways, geez), why not concentrate on working with Unicef/United Nations to help people around the world?
You don’t see men going around starting ‘manism’ movements or anything. Start helping yourselves first females, and individually at that.
I glanced at what you wrote
too bad woman can’t help themself.
Too bad, huh. Sorry to make you glance again.
The guy below me makes a good argument, too.
Yap too bad, so you are here to learn something form us?
Dunno, possibly. In this site, does ‘woman’ refer to female adult, or females in general? Just wanna know.
If you wanna learn thats ok but if you wanna prove us wrong then know that many tried that before and none of them had succeded,
What do you maen in the second sentence I dont follow?
Ok suzy can you type faster cos I wanna go soon.
Well, Dick states that women should not read anything on this website, but he never uses the words female or girl. So I assume he means all females when he is saying ‘women/woman’? Which is weird, since he lets women post their replies anyways…
I’m not proving anyone right or wrong, I’m just here for the hell of it. :D
Ok it’s quite simple. This site is for men. The reason?;
The long story short, before the internet we all have lived in the Social Matrix. So a man liveing there was confused because he thaught that he only thinks that way. But after sites have emerged men have discovered that all men think exactly in the same way and the Social Matrix is just fucking everybody up.
Most women don’t know that, so what’s the point for them to post here???
They get it all wrong, come here post insults, pretend to be and post as men and such…
But if there is a woman smart enough to learn that’s ok.
So what do you mean for the hell of it?
I don’t think I’ve insulted anybody on this site. It sort of reminds me of Maddox’s site, which is also very funny.
I’m not pretending to be a man, am I? I bumped into this
site by Google, and I like Dick’s hilarious view on things. And the women who get so mad about one little comment. Suck it up, girls!
Ok I need to go now, but we can continue some other time
If you choose to stay here, keep in mind that some women before you tried to be really nasty bitches so if guys will see you they can take you for one of them, so if they do don’t take it personal and don’t make a mistake of revanging,
Bye,
o.0 ‘Kay, then. I’m not one for revenge, and besides, I don’t think I really come off as a rabid, crazy feminist female dog or anything.
I’m just sharing my views.
Suzy, you are absolutely the most fucking manliest woman here. I love it, that you are a female, and don’t just come here to rabidly overwhelm us with obscenities. And the whole not saying “female” and “girl” thing, I think everything here is meant for underage girls too. Except the whole sex things. El Chauvinisto talked about women going to the toilet in groups. That very often happens with underage girls too.
Also, lesbians are indeed fake like Dick said. I have one site in my country, where people put up their pictures, for their friends and perverts comment on them. Many of my girl classmate’s have posted pictures of them kissing each other. I mean, we men think it’s sexy, and women seem to want to kiss the two girls, but when a man does that to another man, that is totally gay. Also, I have seen alot people against GAY people, just as if gay is only a man loving a man. But people LOVE lesbians. Lesbians are only in for the attention.
Oh, and no. You don’t come off as a rabid, crazy feminist female dog. Not at all. You’re one of the least rabid, crazy feminist bla bla bla’s on the whole site.
Oh, and the fat lady at the Dr. Phil show got owned. I know this is off-topic, but fuck, I’m still laughing. Even though I watched the video half an hour ago. Fmuckin’ cold hard ownage, just like the woman who asked was, only take the word ownage out of it.
Ouch. You’re credibility is looking more and more bleak, Dick.
1. America isn’t capitalist: there is government interference with business. Even though we’re close to being capitalist, our country holds have socialist aspects.
2. The majority of Americans don’t support capitalism as much as they think they do. Many prefer to donate to NON-PROFIT and workers want RIGHTS (yes, even men… the ones who fought for rights before women were even in the workforce). Which brings up another point: in the dark times of the Industrial Revolution, Karl Marx (a man) stood up and suggested communism — which, Dick, if you’re telling us that you’re a man and a capitalist, are you going to tell us that Karl Marx was really a woman? Or are you going to accept the fact that Marx came up with a “bad idea” and that sometimes men aren’t as great as you make them out to be?
The point is, MEN come with all great ideas and visions. For every Adam Smith, there is a Karl Marx. For every Newton, there is a Goethe. They are all MEN, though. Women have evolved not to think beyond a tiny circle of relatives, which is why they are so small-minded and contribute nothing to the wider world.
bitches hate everything , including america.