The Heart of Darkness Should Have Been Called Golden Girls
This is going to be one of my most controversial articles to date. I say that because I don’t even agree with it. In fact I’m disgusted by it; but that’s the burden of being a man. Even if you don’t agree with the truth or if you’re disgusted by the big fat obligation you have to keep shucking out the dough for, you do it. You do it and you shut your mouth.
Or in some cases you open your mouth in order to speak the truth. And then sometimes your mouth is a metaphor for fingers, which can do writing unless your hands are cuffed behind your back for some reason. In that case, the mouth can still be just a mouth. You understand.
Recently a woman in Philadelphia, America tried to set the new style record for Pulling a Bobbitt. You can read more about it by following the link at the bottom of this article. For those of you unfamiliar with the term I just fabricated, Pulling a Bobbitt, it involves extreme male genital mutilation and should never ever be discussed by anyone ever for any reason.
In fact the only people who do openly talk about it are women who will never be married or have children because they have Erection Killing hardwired into their system like a region encoded DVD player. How’d you like to watch a DVD of Baliwood’s finest? Well I certainly wouldn’t, but I also can’t because my DVD player is set for Region 2. So go fuck yourself, darling.
Monica “The Claw Cow” Randolph is MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month for the month of May.
I know what you’re thinking.
“Has Dick lost his fucking man-mind!? There’s no way that crazy bitch should be given the highest accolade this site has to offer! What the fuck!”
What the fuck indeed. I only have one thing to say in my defense. Does this raving and vindictive banshee not embody everything that is woman?
Let’s look beyond the female hysteria for a moment — and also the “charges” of domestic assault, battery, rape, and I guess the illegal super-adhesive glue from the future that kept her feet from walking her ass out the door before resorting to such grotesqueries. Let’s look at what makes a woman.
A woman is a collection of mindless impulses and instincts. That’s why they don’t ever know what the fuck they’re doing. They just can’t understand. God, or chance, or your subconscious — or whatever the fuck you believe in didn’t give women the powers of logic and brains like He/It/You did to us men. He gave them only a foul instinct of mistrust and a temper like a possibly broken firework. Is it going to blow at any second now? Absolutely no one fucking knows, but if you want to find out, I suggest bringing a big stick.
Being a man means being true to yourself. That’s called integrity. Men have the power to adapt themselves sure, but women don’t. That’s why Monica “The Claw Cow” is MenAreBetterThanWomen.com’s Honorary Man of the Month — because she’s true to her gender. If she were a man, that would be a mark of only the highest integrity.
By the way, the article on Monica below is full of snide, anti-male remarks written (likely) by an unmarried miserable shrew of a woman.
UPDATE
I was so disgusted by the candor of the author in the above story, that I emailed Miss DiFilippo (difilid@phillynews.com) the following:
Dear Miss DiFilippo,
I assume you are a Miss because the kind of male-hatred and general human malice you demonstrated in your attempt at “humor” in the recent article “A Genital Reminder” would certainly disqualify you as a potential mate for any man.
I found the article’s light-hearted nature to be inappropriate at best. Your indifference to a major suffering, not only in one man’s life, but also in the life of a possibly abused and mentally ill woman is alarming, disturbing, and disgusting — especially for a woman who has luckily found herself in the position of a potential role model for any local girls who may have realized that Paris Hilton is a whore.
Frankly, I’m offended. Thankfully, however, I am not surprised as this is exactly the kind of behavior a man is to expect from a woman; a vile, vindictive, sort of un-aimed desperation that cheapens life.
It made me sick,
-Dick Masterson, http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com
I suggest everyone do the same.
UPDATE 5/24/06
The always cordial Miss DiFilippo responded to my email with biting personal criticism!
uh, and i suppose you’re married? i feel sorry for that poor woman …
Dana DiFilippo
Reporter
Philadelphia Daily News
(215) 854-5934
I responded in kind.
You wouldn’t be if you knew how incredible I was in bed. How’s that for a fortune, cookie?
-Dick Masterson
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/monica-randolph-fuck-you/
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May 20th, 2006 at 3:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 794fefffe1145
Only if your a female that has just abused someone else. Or if your a false rape accuser like the most other females are.
They only protect women ! Notice. Feminised whimps too cowardly to do the right thing and throw the bitch in the slammer where it belongs.
May 20th, 2006 at 9:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: be029c53ee13f
A recap for those of you with nonexistant analystical skills (i.e. all of you fucktards):
Dick of menarebetterthanwomen.com (Pot) accuses flippant, castration-is-funny female author (Kettle) of spewing sexist bigotry (Black).
Hooray for hypocrisy!
May 21st, 2006 at 12:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 01228f36b58fb
Oh, total hyprocrisy! Just think of all those times Dick advocated ripping women’s genitals apart.
Try harder, moron.
-Serin
May 21st, 2006 at 1:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 19105c7fbb7a4
Well, it may be true that Dick’s ideas are sexist bigotry - and I believe some of them are. It does not mean that what he says about this woman’s journalism is NOT true even if it does make him a hypocrite.
You can hardly compare laughing at someone’s genitals being mutilated with comments made on Dick’s site. I don’t agree with many of Dick’s articles - but nowhere have I seen him advocate violence against women.
May 21st, 2006 at 2:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 794fefffe1145
Another female by any chance.
Aren’t just a bunch of psychotics.
A pathetic example of human being, They want us to take them seriously.
May 21st, 2006 at 5:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Enya,
To my eyes what Dick posts is without question sexist in a certain sense. However, I disagree strongly with the idea that it’s bigotry. Even though I disagree with some of what he says, he does not come off to me as irrationally prejudiced and intolerant towards women.
[Let's stipulate that a mindless post-modernist could accuse Dick of such; but such relativism is of little consequence in a world of ideas, logic, and rationality].
As you (and Serin) say, Dick’s not advocated that women’s genitals be torn apart, or made light of such practices.
Diamatik: Indeed.
Manman: thanks for the link to the other story.
-wolfe
May 21st, 2006 at 2:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: be029c53ee13f
It is not my fault that you people are too stupid to see the irony of a situation in which a man, who runs a website with the expressed purpose of degrading women, criticizes a woman who has written a single article that does the same to the male sex. Take your anger out on a more appropriate target– for example, the crackhead mothers who gave birth to you retards.
May 21st, 2006 at 2:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8f5fa079b338a
Allow me pull the only rational criticism from your stream of childish invectives:
This site doesn’t exist to degrade women — if it were, I wouldn’t post here.
The point of view of the site is that men are better than women. That’s all. “Better,” like “hot and sour soup is better than egg drop.”
Does it follow that hot and sour soup lovers think egg drop soup should be denigrated? If not, then why does it follow that those of us who believe men are better than women believe that women should be denigrated?
Also, I suggest you read my re-written version of the article, which changes only names, sexes, and the reference to Lorena Bobbit. Do you think it’s an appropriate article under those circumstances? If not, why not?
May 21st, 2006 at 2:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: be029c53ee13f
I must commend you, Mr. Smith. You are a moron in your own league.
Also, your constant comparison of the sexes (in regards to one being better than the other) to different kinds of soups makes me wonder. So you think men are tastier than women? Well, I certainly disagree with you on that one. But everyone has their right to their own, erm, opinion.
May 21st, 2006 at 3:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8f5fa079b338a
Well, that’ll teach me to try and talk reason with a 4-year-old. You’d think after raising two of them already, I’d know.
Go back outside and play, sugar-britches. Mommy and Daddy are having an adult conversation.
May 21st, 2006 at 5:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
I have been recommended to discontinue posting here and while I don’t like being directed what to do, I appreciate the concern and agree that there is little use having an eternal flame war.
Dismounting from my high horse this one and only time, I would like to say to VOR that I do understand where you are coming from, and for anyone wondering, no VOR is not me.
Dakota, what VOR is saying is that although you deny denigrating women, the very act of saying you are better than, or superior to someone else, says to them that they are inferior to you and logically this does mean you have insulted them, or put them down. Logically, you must understand this. Surely.
However, VOR, I can also see where Dakota and other confessed non-misogynists are coming from. It may be true that men are better than women at more things, proportionally. The only way not to see this is as sexist is to consider it from an evolutionary point of view. Just like a bower bird collects blue things to attract a mate, nature may have required men to both be and able to prove they are better than women in order to attract a partner and ensure the species survival.
May 21st, 2006 at 5:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8dd3dc862afae
Go fuck yourself, Fem.
-Dick
May 21st, 2006 at 5:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
Dick, is that man code for good post? Cheers.
-backinthesaddle
May 21st, 2006 at 6:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Fem, your last paragraph is intelligent. Your penultimate paragraph is illogical. The act of saying A > B doesn’t denigrate B in any absolute sense. Your second para: Where VOR is coming from is complete irrational stupidity. Your first para: No one is directing you to stop posting; I am urging you to stop doing so. The choice is yours.
-wolfe
May 21st, 2006 at 6:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
You’re putting me in a bind here. You are both urging me to stop posting, yet posting comments to me which I feel compelled to respond to. Sorry wolfe, but to be fair, I don’t appreciate you calling my comments stupid and hope that just because you know I am a female, that isn’t possibly unconsciously influencing you to believe that my opinion is worth less than a man’s and as such, that you are entitled to call it stupid. I have noticed you disagree with other male posters on this site, but I don’t see you calling their opinions stupid.
I think there is a risk in respecting men’s opinions over womens, based on a belief that men are better than women at all things. It may make you less aware of how disrespectul towards women you may actually be being.
May 22nd, 2006 at 6:09 am - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
The male posters generally don’t call for the murder of those who disagree with them, start whole threads because they don’t like a chocolate bar ad, or get given a forum where they post in answer to themselves for the first part, complain that no-one is reading their posts, and then abuse people who finally do post. All of which you have done.
And wolfe doesn’t call their opinions stupid.
Notice the connection?
A man would.
Ah, so you’re on a site called http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com, and you’re surprised to find that the posters believe that men are better than women.
A man wouldn’t be.
-Big Al
May 22nd, 2006 at 10:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 8f5fa079b338a
If I may, Fem:
This is precisely the psychological problem you should be working on.
Most people are able to eventually come to the conclusion that arguing beyond a certain point is useless, and then just walk away. Instead, you feel compelled to respond. Furthermore, consistently reading opinions you don’t agree with makes you feel compelled to respond to them even when they’re not directed at you personally. These compulsions lead to your unhealthy obsession with this site.
The bottom line, Fem, is that the frequent posters to the site do not agree with you and will never agree with you despite what you may have to say. You will never change our minds. Ever. No matter how long you type or what you type about, we will never, ever agree with you. The best you will ever do is find common ground in matters on which both of us already hold the same opinion.
It would be like me posting on feministing.org. What would be the point in obsessively arguing with radical feminists? They’ll never agree with me, so why bother? Why even go to that site at all?
It is a waste of your time to continue posting, apparently with the expectation that eventually we’ll all “get it.” The sooner you internalize this fact, the sooner you’ll be a much happier person.
May 22nd, 2006 at 1:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 05876c7260a2f
I sure do. You’re saying he is allowed to call me and my opinions, personally, stupid, but that he shouldn’t do this to male posters, who, as Enya pointed out, have also demonstrated foolishness.
Basically, you believe that if a woman expresses an opinion that you find stupid, that you then should extend that to them personally, but you’d better not do that to a man. Why? Because then you might be going against the team agenda, or not helping your mate to save face. Whatever. See the connection here Big Al? A woman would.
Of course, most posters, barring Big Al have repeatedly asked women not to attack people personally, but to instead focussing on attacking a posters opinion. Pity then that those same advocates, themselves, do not take their own advice. Unless of course I am failing to read enough into “your comment is irrationally stupid“. Does this actually mean “I disagree with you there because A=EMCx4.” ? If it does, then that’s how it should have been written…sorry..I forgot…women aren’t as good as men, therefore, you don’t need to treat them as well as a man.
May 22nd, 2006 at 1:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 05876c7260a2f
Dakota, good post. You are right and thanks. My time and opinions should not be wasted here.
May 22nd, 2006 at 5:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Fem:
Didn’t call you stupid; said your second paragraph was stupid. Also said your last one was good. Most men would be capable of understanding that neither comment represented a personal attack. In this case, you obviously weren’t. This is one of the things that makes dealing with you on this board frustrating for all concerned.
Women tend to internalize these things more than men. Don’t know why, but do. Women also tend to misconstrue subtle comments more than men, usually, though not exclusively, as insults. Need to speak clearly when speaking to woman.
Have no clue how equate negative comment specifically directed at a paragraph you wrote to “attacking people personally”.
As for writing something as A=EMCx4, when something self-evident balderdash that 90% of audience recognize as such, leave it as exercise for reader to prove, if desired. Since you desire explication, forthwith:
VOR is coming from a place of insults to men and women and everyone she or he meets. VOR is coming from a place of apparent mental instability. To agree with such a person does not represent remotely sensible or rational views.
Thus, your second para very stupid. You not-stupid. Maybe. Though post above makes me wonder, but in the end conclude for not-stupid.
Women… are more precious than ice or air
-wolfe