More on Spelling — and Also Chlamydia.
For men, something like herpes spells death for a thriving sex life. It spells it with three letters: S, T, and D.
Guess what venereal disease spells for women. G-O, go. As in go out and party, go hook up with a bunch of guys, and especially go have as much fun as you want, you promiscuous little whore.
Did you know 50% of sexually active women have chlamydia? That’s absolutely true. It’s also staggering! It means the chance a woman you’re about to have sex with has of being lousy with venereal disease is governed by a coin toss! Heads or tails; you’re fucked either way.
How could that possibly be?
It’s because women don’t go to the doctor like they’re supposed to. Note how I said, “like they’re supposed to”. Women are the first ones to bitch about doctors and going to them, but they do it completely wrong and waste medical professionals time like it’s going out of style. Got a cold? Go to the doctor. Scratchy throat? Go to the doctor. That is par excellence a stupid and womanly way to act.
See, we men are in tune with our bodies like the high performance machines that they are — whether they’re built for speed or for leisure. We know when and when not to go to a doctor just like we know when to and not to do everything else. A cold is a cold. It works itself out in a matter of days. A scratchy throat is a almost a blessing in disguise because it means we don’t have to pretend to be interested in series of stupid conversations. If we’re fat, we don’t need a doctor to tell us that. See what I mean?
We also don’t throw little litigious hissy fits when a doctor tells us we’re fucking fat. That’s because men know words are words and have exact meanings used to convey ideas, and that ideas should never be punished. That’s known as fascism and it’s something women wallow in like a tub of overpriced moisturizer.
All women should get themselves tested for chlamydia regularly. After all, there’s a 50/50 chance each one has it. 50 fucking 50. How can you argue with that?
Think about it like this. How many men bring condoms out to the clubs every weekend when there’s way less of a 50% chance of them getting laid (even if she is ripe with disease)? A lot. In fact most. That’s the difference between men and women right there. Men play the numbers and thereby play it as safe as is prudent, whereas women just wander through life with their fingers crossed and their eyes shut, thinking that as long as they can’t see the chlamydia the chlamydia can’t see them.
Fucking lame.
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Im sorry everyone, I’m a big fat piece of shit with shriveled up testicles,
I’m really a 90 year old pedophile and i made a couple grand off this site and going on Dr. Phil. I never graduated high school. I dropped out because nobody liked me, i just sat in the corner, letting my hatred for woman boil over, because none of them ever liked me. Then i made this site and people actually believed what i had to say. Really stupid, ignorant, gullible people.
They have no lives, and jerk off to beautiful woman, yet bash them at the same time.
GOOD JOB MEN
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
FAGS
haha im sorry its just really funny
I’m suggesting that folks not read a single post from a man here. That includes Dick’s posts.
Just read the posts from women. Start with Enya’s and Sarah’s posts right here. The waddle through all the cackles of the other chicks.
That’s all the evidence you need that men are better than women.
Easy fail.
Forgot the website.
FAIL.
Im sorry friends,
That article was totally messed up. If I’m not mistaken (feel free to research and correct), Clamydia is the one, and only ONE, std that men don’t suffer from. I don’t know what kind of womanly sexual terrorism they teach over there (a ‘mean girls’ scene comes to mind), but it’s as in… men can carry it, but it only has any noticable effect on girls.
Im dissapointed that this opportunity at males obvious awesomeness was missed in the article, but we all make manmistakes I guess.
Yes! I completely agree that, as a man, I only visit the doctor when it absolutely makes sense. Especially since I’m Canadian, I know my taxes for health care probably shouldn’t be wasted on a mild case of “itchy ass”.
The last time I finally gave in and went to the doctor I ended up being positive for West Nile virus, which I efficiently took care of with a kick ass immune system.
Amy, did you really think that we would believe that you were Dick? Always remember that men are better than women, and we can spot frauds a mile away, you silly cow. Next time try this bullshit on a female forum where they won’t have a fucking clue.
50/50?
Youre a fucking straight up liar.
No response necessary.
fucking hilarious. thats what an asshat is.
ew.
I always have unprotected gay sex. Like a woman would fuck me. I hope I get AIDS.
“Congratulations, you’ve successfully spewed another stream of bullshit to make yourself feel special. Now, would you like the REAL statistic? 50% of women have evidence of having HAD chlamydia AT SOME POINT in their lives BY AGE 30.
And who’s the one that is most likely to refuse to use a condom? Not the woman.”
There is no such thing as a real statistic, they have been used to spread lies and bullshit because everyone believes them; it is the ultimate weapon of propaganda… feminist propaganda.
If the men refused to wear a condom, why did the women still have sex with them? Oh… riiiight, they rape then, don’t they. *Roll eyes*
Congratulations, you’ve successfully spewed another stream of bullshit to make yourself feel special. Now, would you like the REAL statistic? 50% of women have evidence of having HAD chlamydia AT SOME POINT in their lives BY AGE 30.
And who’s the one that is most likely to refuse to use a condom? Not the woman.
You suck literally.
ooooooh. Originality.
rotflmao, Enya just got pwned back to the stone age. Please, get the fuck outta here you lying bitch. Way to prove everything Dick says. HAHAHAHAHA.
Take your lower class pig latin back to the scumhole from which you came.
Oh, God, she’s trying to make us die laughing. I know someone got her fat little ass pounded a little too hard last night!
yall some f*ckn geyass motha f*ckas stfu if it wasnt fo da ladiez yall wouldnt be here to suck eachothas d*cks
You’ve only been with 4 women? I’m not sure if that’s bad or not?
I’m just saving up for a robowife that will look hotter than any woman on earth.
And laugh as women try to look as good as my silicon based fuckdoll.
So far two of the women I’ve been with have had clamydia, one prior to (she told me) and one after. Luckily I use a condom all the time. Seriously man I need to find my soulmate or something later on in life but these young materialistic American girls are fucking tough to please. Oh yeah and when a woman tells says, “I’m fat” that’s just her way of saying, “Please tell me YOU don’t think I’m fat.” Everything is some needy emotional reverse psychology mind game to them.
And that’s all I have to sat about that.
What the fuck is an ass-hat?
Holy crap I just looked it up from 3 sources (none of which were a women’s magazine) and all of them cited between 1 and 3% of women over 18 being infected with Chlamydia in North American and Western Europe (With Europe leaning to the 3% side and only a few states reaching above 2.5%) WTF only women make up statistics like 50% of people are hiding repressed sexual abuse… Man Dick might just be a Muffy after all…
Where the hell are you getting this 3/6 of women having Chlamydia number? cite a source, areyou a woman? Seriously women make shit up like this all the time, I heard a woman say something this once “Sally did you know that 95% of men have pretended to be women online?!” WTF theres a helluva lot more than 5% of the men in the world who have never even seen a computer let alone been online in such a way as to pretend to be a women. Cite your sources next time you woman talking ass hat.
The sex drive of your average girl is nonexistant. How much trouble does it take to pry one’s legs open, not literally, of course. That would be like breaking an egg.
I’ve always been jealous of women regarding the sex thing. All most of them have to do is show a little thigh and horny men will be jumping around them like dogs around the butcher truck. And then the woman chooses whether she wants to tease them or pick one (or more) and let them bone her. So for most women sex is no big deal at all, if a woman has half a brain she can have a dozen guys on tap for sex and only a phone call away.
On the other hand, being a guy kind of sucks especially when you are younger and hornier. A decent whore isn’t as easy to come buy as they should be, so you have to chase these bitches and put up with their bullshit and having your ego crushed over and over again if you are really determined to get laid. After a while a lot of guys just give up and learn to be content with porno and whacking off in the tool shed. (Ahem not me of course noooo). But as i get older and more diabetic, my sex drive drops and i become just as blase’ about sex as an average girl or woman- and i finally realised that this is how women must feel about sex!!!! “if i get it, swell, if i dont, to hell with it!” - i’d probably rather sleep anyway that night.
LOL, nice.
I’ve tried explaining the IP address concept to several females, and then gave up . . . . it doesn’t have to do with feelings so they don’t care.
A fine example of the “fairer” sex. What a joke.
Ah…a women.
Girls Gone Wild. ‘Nuff said. NEXT!
What does her mother have to do with it Dick?
Not to mention posting in response to her own post. If she put a sock on each hand she could amuse herself for hours.
-Big Al
It does matter actually. You’ve just proven everything I say on this site.
Way to embarrass your mother, you stupid cow.
-Dick
Yes I screwed up. Ah well. You win some you lose some. It doesn´t really matter anyway. You boys have fun.
Haha Enyaface!
You are spending your precious life making a moron of yourself though.
Dick just put up a huge fucking neon sign saying ‘floor is wet’, and you still tried to impress us with your moves and have ended up on your ass.
Try clicking the IP Man-Hash for your post………sore huh???
You still don’t get this IP address thing do you Enya? You seriously havent got a clue how it works or you wouldn’t have bothered pretending to be Matt.
Nice try.
Don´t worry Enya, nobody really gives a flying fuck what Dick thinks anyway. He is just doing this website because he has less of a life than those ´losers´that he asks to fuck off his site. That he even bothers to write to them over and over again proves he is a complete idiot.
I am not a woman before you say it. I am MAN. I have a life. I don´t need to spend my precious life slagging off women.
That’s why I devised the IP Man-Hash. All those men were actually women posting in lame disguises.
As a woman, you can’t understand things like IP addresses and proof. So just go ahead and fuck off my site.
-Dick
I´ve seen you say it to men too. You always seem to assume they are women.
Only women. Women are not allowed on this site in the first place — whether I agree with them or not.
-Dick
Sure, Dick is an adult… so when he reads something he doesn´t like he is SOOOOO intelligent that he tells people to ´fuck off´his site. What a childish reaction!
What the hell would you know about being an adult? Please, spare me the BS.
Fem, part of being a mature adult is admitting there may be more solutions than the two you can hold in your tiny brain (eg, AIDS awareness campaigns or massive AIDS pandemics).
-Dick
You would prefer an AIDS pandemic and the destruction of your culture instead? Sorry to interrupt your pre-adolescent teeny steps into abstract thinking, but most sane people wouldn’t.
Yes, Fem, that’s what we need: yet another government program paid for by tax dollars. How like a woman. Next!
Fem, it’s a shame you have the power to vote.
Countess, excellent point.
-Dick
A girl I knew got chlamydia five times. FIVE TIMES! She was on the pill and she said “meh, it can be cured by antibiotics.” Ugh . . . luckily it renders you infertile, so maybe chlamydia is a godsend in that it takes these retards out of the gene pool.
Maybe your govt. needs to initiate an AIDS education campaign. So should mine. The last time I saw an AIDS awareness ad on tv was about 15 - 20 years ago. Consequently, young adults and adolescents now probably wouldn’t give it to 2 seconds thought when about to have sex. I’m betting most teenagers wouldn’t even know what it was (AIDS, not sex).
The reason they are all infected is because they rely on the pill. Most girls i know say sex feels better without a condom and hope the pill will stop stds.
This is explained by the fact that women don’t understand cause and effect.