More on Spelling — and Also Chlamydia.
For men, something like herpes spells death for a thriving sex life. It spells it with three letters: S, T, and D.
Guess what venereal disease spells for women. G-O, go. As in go out and party, go hook up with a bunch of guys, and especially go have as much fun as you want, you promiscuous little whore.
Did you know 50% of sexually active women have chlamydia? That’s absolutely true. It’s also staggering! It means the chance a woman you’re about to have sex with has of being lousy with venereal disease is governed by a coin toss! Heads or tails; you’re fucked either way.
How could that possibly be?
It’s because women don’t go to the doctor like they’re supposed to. Note how I said, “like they’re supposed to”. Women are the first ones to bitch about doctors and going to them, but they do it completely wrong and waste medical professionals time like it’s going out of style. Got a cold? Go to the doctor. Scratchy throat? Go to the doctor. That is par excellence a stupid and womanly way to act.
See, we men are in tune with our bodies like the high performance machines that they are — whether they’re built for speed or for leisure. We know when and when not to go to a doctor just like we know when to and not to do everything else. A cold is a cold. It works itself out in a matter of days. A scratchy throat is a almost a blessing in disguise because it means we don’t have to pretend to be interested in series of stupid conversations. If we’re fat, we don’t need a doctor to tell us that. See what I mean?
We also don’t throw little litigious hissy fits when a doctor tells us we’re fucking fat. That’s because men know words are words and have exact meanings used to convey ideas, and that ideas should never be punished. That’s known as fascism and it’s something women wallow in like a tub of overpriced moisturizer.
All women should get themselves tested for chlamydia regularly. After all, there’s a 50/50 chance each one has it. 50 fucking 50. How can you argue with that?
Think about it like this. How many men bring condoms out to the clubs every weekend when there’s way less of a 50% chance of them getting laid (even if she is ripe with disease)? A lot. In fact most. That’s the difference between men and women right there. Men play the numbers and thereby play it as safe as is prudent, whereas women just wander through life with their fingers crossed and their eyes shut, thinking that as long as they can’t see the chlamydia the chlamydia can’t see them.
Fucking lame.
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April 25th, 2006 at 9:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5475964f1d333
What the hell would you know about being an adult? Please, spare me the BS.
April 26th, 2006 at 1:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 19105c7fbb7a4
Sure, Dick is an adult… so when he reads something he doesn´t like he is SOOOOO intelligent that he tells people to ´fuck off´his site. What a childish reaction!
April 26th, 2006 at 1:19 am - IP Man-Hash: ddd2eb421ee3f
Only women. Women are not allowed on this site in the first place — whether I agree with them or not.
-Dick
April 26th, 2006 at 3:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 8fd386ff18ad8
I´ve seen you say it to men too. You always seem to assume they are women.
April 26th, 2006 at 3:28 am - IP Man-Hash: ddd2eb421ee3f
That’s why I devised the IP Man-Hash. All those men were actually women posting in lame disguises.
As a woman, you can’t understand things like IP addresses and proof. So just go ahead and fuck off my site.
-Dick
April 26th, 2006 at 7:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 8fd386ff18ad8
Don´t worry Enya, nobody really gives a flying fuck what Dick thinks anyway. He is just doing this website because he has less of a life than those ´losers´that he asks to fuck off his site. That he even bothers to write to them over and over again proves he is a complete idiot.
I am not a woman before you say it. I am MAN. I have a life. I don´t need to spend my precious life slagging off women.
April 26th, 2006 at 7:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02
You still don’t get this IP address thing do you Enya? You seriously havent got a clue how it works or you wouldn’t have bothered pretending to be Matt.
Nice try.
April 26th, 2006 at 8:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 6f6466d75b619
You are spending your precious life making a moron of yourself though.
Dick just put up a huge fucking neon sign saying ‘floor is wet’, and you still tried to impress us with your moves and have ended up on your ass.
Try clicking the IP Man-Hash for your post………sore huh???
April 26th, 2006 at 8:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 8fd386ff18ad8
Yes I screwed up. Ah well. You win some you lose some. It doesn´t really matter anyway. You boys have fun.
Haha Enyaface!
April 26th, 2006 at 9:34 am - IP Man-Hash: ddd2eb421ee3f
It does matter actually. You’ve just proven everything I say on this site.
Way to embarrass your mother, you stupid cow.
-Dick
April 26th, 2006 at 4:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: eadd56da2c7c9
Not to mention posting in response to her own post. If she put a sock on each hand she could amuse herself for hours.
-Big Al
April 26th, 2006 at 11:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 19105c7fbb7a4
What does her mother have to do with it Dick?
April 29th, 2006 at 5:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 81a20523d4cef
Girls Gone Wild. ‘Nuff said. NEXT!
April 29th, 2006 at 9:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: f2a1311f766b9
Ah…a women.
April 30th, 2006 at 2:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6792deafba8a4
A fine example of the “fairer” sex. What a joke.
May 6th, 2006 at 12:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e447a36caaa1
I’ve tried explaining the IP address concept to several females, and then gave up . . . . it doesn’t have to do with feelings so they don’t care.
May 7th, 2007 at 6:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 926a1904cecf2
LOL, nice.
May 12th, 2007 at 10:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: ad3811f717dfe
I’ve always been jealous of women regarding the sex thing. All most of them have to do is show a little thigh and horny men will be jumping around them like dogs around the butcher truck. And then the woman chooses whether she wants to tease them or pick one (or more) and let them bone her. So for most women sex is no big deal at all, if a woman has half a brain she can have a dozen guys on tap for sex and only a phone call away.
On the other hand, being a guy kind of sucks especially when you are younger and hornier. A decent whore isn’t as easy to come buy as they should be, so you have to chase these bitches and put up with their bullshit and having your ego crushed over and over again if you are really determined to get laid. After a while a lot of guys just give up and learn to be content with porno and whacking off in the tool shed. (Ahem not me of course noooo). But as i get older and more diabetic, my sex drive drops and i become just as blase’ about sex as an average girl or woman- and i finally realised that this is how women must feel about sex!!!! “if i get it, swell, if i dont, to hell with it!” - i’d probably rather sleep anyway that night.
May 12th, 2007 at 10:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 760a91233a652
The sex drive of your average girl is nonexistant. How much trouble does it take to pry one’s legs open, not literally, of course. That would be like breaking an egg.
June 11th, 2007 at 1:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: b5d825bfa9504
Where the hell are you getting this 3/6 of women having Chlamydia number? cite a source, areyou a woman? Seriously women make shit up like this all the time, I heard a woman say something this once “Sally did you know that 95% of men have pretended to be women online?!” WTF theres a helluva lot more than 5% of the men in the world who have never even seen a computer let alone been online in such a way as to pretend to be a women. Cite your sources next time you woman talking ass hat.