More on Spelling — and Also Chlamydia.
For men, something like herpes spells death for a thriving sex life. It spells it with three letters: S, T, and D.
Guess what venereal disease spells for women. G-O, go. As in go out and party, go hook up with a bunch of guys, and especially go have as much fun as you want, you promiscuous little whore.
Did you know 50% of sexually active women have chlamydia? That’s absolutely true. It’s also staggering! It means the chance a woman you’re about to have sex with has of being lousy with venereal disease is governed by a coin toss! Heads or tails; you’re fucked either way.
How could that possibly be?
It’s because women don’t go to the doctor like they’re supposed to. Note how I said, “like they’re supposed to”. Women are the first ones to bitch about doctors and going to them, but they do it completely wrong and waste medical professionals time like it’s going out of style. Got a cold? Go to the doctor. Scratchy throat? Go to the doctor. That is par excellence a stupid and womanly way to act.
See, we men are in tune with our bodies like the high performance machines that they are — whether they’re built for speed or for leisure. We know when and when not to go to a doctor just like we know when to and not to do everything else. A cold is a cold. It works itself out in a matter of days. A scratchy throat is a almost a blessing in disguise because it means we don’t have to pretend to be interested in series of stupid conversations. If we’re fat, we don’t need a doctor to tell us that. See what I mean?
We also don’t throw little litigious hissy fits when a doctor tells us we’re fucking fat. That’s because men know words are words and have exact meanings used to convey ideas, and that ideas should never be punished. That’s known as fascism and it’s something women wallow in like a tub of overpriced moisturizer.
All women should get themselves tested for chlamydia regularly. After all, there’s a 50/50 chance each one has it. 50 fucking 50. How can you argue with that?
Think about it like this. How many men bring condoms out to the clubs every weekend when there’s way less of a 50% chance of them getting laid (even if she is ripe with disease)? A lot. In fact most. That’s the difference between men and women right there. Men play the numbers and thereby play it as safe as is prudent, whereas women just wander through life with their fingers crossed and their eyes shut, thinking that as long as they can’t see the chlamydia the chlamydia can’t see them.
Fucking lame.
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Im sorry everyone, I’m a big fat piece of shit with shriveled up testicles,
I’m really a 90 year old pedophile and i made a couple grand off this site and going on Dr. Phil. I never graduated high school. I dropped out because nobody liked me, i just sat in the corner, letting my hatred for woman boil over, because none of them ever liked me. Then i made this site and people actually believed what i had to say. Really stupid, ignorant, gullible people.
They have no lives, and jerk off to beautiful woman, yet bash them at the same time.
GOOD JOB MEN
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
FAGS
Well obviously some stupid bitch wrote this, because she implies Dick supporters are hypocrites, yet she contradicts herself.
If these guys you are talking about beat off to women, how are they fags?
haha. Obviously a disgruntled whale of a whore. This perfect specimen of retarded cunt flesh can’t even put together logical sentences without contradicting them in the same post.
Go take care of your 8 children you fucking cow.
haha im sorry its just really funny
I’m suggesting that folks not read a single post from a man here. That includes Dick’s posts.
Just read the posts from women. Start with Enya’s and Sarah’s posts right here. The waddle through all the cackles of the other chicks.
That’s all the evidence you need that men are better than women.
Easy fail.
Forgot the website.
FAIL.
Im sorry friends,
That article was totally messed up. If I’m not mistaken (feel free to research and correct), Clamydia is the one, and only ONE, std that men don’t suffer from. I don’t know what kind of womanly sexual terrorism they teach over there (a ‘mean girls’ scene comes to mind), but it’s as in… men can carry it, but it only has any noticable effect on girls.
Im dissapointed that this opportunity at males obvious awesomeness was missed in the article, but we all make manmistakes I guess.
Yes! I completely agree that, as a man, I only visit the doctor when it absolutely makes sense. Especially since I’m Canadian, I know my taxes for health care probably shouldn’t be wasted on a mild case of “itchy ass”.
The last time I finally gave in and went to the doctor I ended up being positive for West Nile virus, which I efficiently took care of with a kick ass immune system.
Amy, did you really think that we would believe that you were Dick? Always remember that men are better than women, and we can spot frauds a mile away, you silly cow. Next time try this bullshit on a female forum where they won’t have a fucking clue.
50/50?
Youre a fucking straight up liar.
No response necessary.
Are you even supposed to be here?
Shouldn’t you be cashing your ‘baby daddy’s’ support cheque?
fucking hilarious. thats what an asshat is.
ew.
I always have unprotected gay sex. Like a woman would fuck me. I hope I get AIDS.
“Congratulations, you’ve successfully spewed another stream of bullshit to make yourself feel special. Now, would you like the REAL statistic? 50% of women have evidence of having HAD chlamydia AT SOME POINT in their lives BY AGE 30.
And who’s the one that is most likely to refuse to use a condom? Not the woman.”
There is no such thing as a real statistic, they have been used to spread lies and bullshit because everyone believes them; it is the ultimate weapon of propaganda… feminist propaganda.
If the men refused to wear a condom, why did the women still have sex with them? Oh… riiiight, they rape then, don’t they. *Roll eyes*
Congratulations, you’ve successfully spewed another stream of bullshit to make yourself feel special. Now, would you like the REAL statistic? 50% of women have evidence of having HAD chlamydia AT SOME POINT in their lives BY AGE 30.
And who’s the one that is most likely to refuse to use a condom? Not the woman.
Have, HAD, Same difference. If you’re a filthy whore who has HAD and STD I still don’t want any part of your dirty skank ass.
You are truly the biggest dipshit I’ve seen out here to date.
“And who’s the one that is most likely to refuse to use a condom?” Maybe that’s because women don’t use condoms, men do. Women lie on the bed like a piece of liver.
You suck literally.
ooooooh. Originality.
rotflmao, Enya just got pwned back to the stone age. Please, get the fuck outta here you lying bitch. Way to prove everything Dick says. HAHAHAHAHA.
Take your lower class pig latin back to the scumhole from which you came.
Oh, God, she’s trying to make us die laughing. I know someone got her fat little ass pounded a little too hard last night!
yall some f*ckn geyass motha f*ckas stfu if it wasnt fo da ladiez yall wouldnt be here to suck eachothas d*cks
You’ve only been with 4 women? I’m not sure if that’s bad or not?