Comments on: Female Mosquitoes and Female Women are the Same

By: Harry

Harry — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:30:40 +0000

1. Suck your blood.
2. Hate “bananas”.
3. Never stop buzzing in your fucking ears

Love it! Laughing my arse off.

Women in a marriage are like ‘that guest’. Allways turns up with nothing, eats all the food, drinks all the drink, probably steals something shiny, then fucks off looking for another party.

By: Jack-The-Ripper

Jack-The-Ripper — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:10:26 +0000

Little 12 Jaci, men taught Amelia Airheart to fly, we have also taught chinpanzees sign language, dogs to sit! We onlly have trouble with women because they worse than animals!

By: DickM II

DickM II — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 06:04:31 +0000

It’s funny you mention that. He actually didn’t say anything, he TYPED it. Try to not be such an ignorant, annoying little twat all the time.

I’m actually being quite easy on you (you’re welcome) considering the simple fact that you’re a female—and a twelve-year-old at that. Therefore, you know absolutely nothing.

If you have the mental capacity to do so, go to dictionary.com and look up the word sarcasm. But make sure to ask your parents first because you’re still a naive little child.

By: SK

SK — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:28:41 +0000

My god, you are probably my most hated person on this site, worse than dick!
Perhaps you should go on dr phil!

By: jaci

jaci — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 00:53:19 +0000

i’m a 12 year old girl and you make me SO sick! your treating women like dirt just because thier different di you ever think about all the things that women can do that you can’t!!?? sure theres lots of things that god made men to do and not women but women can do great things too! ever heard of amilia airheart or well like I sid I’m oly 12 I don’t remeber thier names! anyways you probably won’t read this cuz you probably can’t read cuz obviously you aren’t the brightest guy on this earth… but sereously actually think about all this stuff your saying BEFORE you say it!!

By: micho

micho — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:36:50 +0000

Today’s women who follow the feminists beliefs are human just physically, but less than insects.

By: Arbalest

Arbalest — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 13:40:12 +0000

You can pretty much replace feminist with woman anddomestic violence with any subject ever.

By: RB

RB — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 04:03:32 +0000

You tell a feminist that men are the reason behind all domestic violence, and she’ll happily agree.Now tell her the same thing using ‘women’ instead of men, and they’d start spewing their unending stream of ‘ill-logic’ to prove just how the opposite is true.

By: RB

RB — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:21:12 +0000

Female mosquitoes are nothing compared to the female common clam.The female common clam is a rut whore, a harlot, a true Jezebel!’Anytime anywhere’ is its motto, and it doesn’t deviate from it throughout the year.Frankly, I don’t know when the male common clam finds the time to adhere to the rock face.

But that most depraved of all effeminate invertebrates, the female starfish, is utterly despicable.The female starfish is nothing but an insatiable, limpid, screaming, prancing queen of the deep.Ohhh it makes me sick!!!

It would gobble up the penis of a blue whale if it could, let alone the minuscle gametes of male starfish.

By: A man

A man — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:01:15 +0000

“Uh, learn your grammar Dick.

“It should be Female Mosquitoes and Female Humans are the same.”

Good try though.”

Women are not human. Good try, though.

By: Saturn V

Saturn V — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 21:20:06 +0000

My late uncle told me a joke when I was very young that says there is a difference: if you smack the mosquito, it knows to stop sucking. Crude humor can be quite a memorable bonding experience, as long as one’s life is not lived as if it were true. I miss Karl and hope his murderer receives his comeuppance soon.

By: Panai

Panai — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:48:59 +0000

Uh, learn your grammar Dick.

“It should be Female Mosquitoes and Female Humans are the same.”

Good try though.

By: Hans

Hans — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 08:15:56 +0000

Fact:Women always go for the deviants, addicts and other types of bad boys.
Too stupid to see their abusive behavior as the manifestation of weakness, instead confusing it with mannerisms of a high status male.

Women always have the choice and mostly choose the assholes to fuck them, then they dare to complain.

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:49:21 +0000

Dick

Its true . . . only female mosquitos draw blood.

They are also the ones who spread a myriad of different diseases.

MENsquitos are better than WOsquitos.

By: Muzalon

Muzalon — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 05:11:44 +0000

Women irritate men to provide a reaction, which in turn validates their null existence.

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 04:21:48 +0000

FACT –>> MEN WORK HARDER TO PLEASE AND APPEASE WOMEN THAN WOMEN WORK TO PLEASE AND APPEASE MEN.

As long as that remains true,
women should just shut the fuck up.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 04:17:50 +0000

Labia – Women can bring out the worst in men. They are actually better at bringing out the ‘worst’ in men , than bringing out the ‘best’.

Women naturally test, irritate and aggravate men.

Some men will react violently and some men will just tell you to go fuck yourself, call you a worthless cunt and leave you.

Example:

Domestic violence would not exist if women SHUT THE FUCK UP. Verbal abuse toward women would not exist if women SHUT THE FUCK UP. But women don’t WANT to shut the fuck up.

They want to just yammer on about all kinds of garbage that is simply untrue (just read Vagnolia’s posts today) and expect to get away with that shit.

If a man is violent, abusive or blaming you for any pain you caused him, you can bet your ass ITS GOT EVERYTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

WE ARE MEN NOT WOMEN.

WE WOULDN’T TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE A USELESS CUNT UNLESS YOU WERE REALLL A USELESS CUNT.

Your Dad wouldn’t smoke crack and drink Vodka if the women in his life didn’t work so hard to make him unhappy.

By: Liviana

Liviana — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 03:44:35 +0000

My dad just went to jail after blaming me for his drug addiction, he went to his mother’s home and destroyed everything and tore the walls down while she has cancer and is most likely going to die. Tell me about this need to blame those who are often in subjection to man’s need to dominate? Why women have a need to agree with this behavior as their own fault? I didn’t ask my dad to smoke crack and guzzle vodka and destroy his mother’s home? It sounds to me men have a need to be weak.

By: studioline

studioline — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:46:26 +0000

Amie, thats right you are going BANANAS.

By: Amie

Amie — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:33:37 +0000

YOU CANT SAY WOMAN HATE BANANAS…CUZ I LOVE BANANAS, SO DOES MY MOM, AND MY 23 FRIENDS, MY TEACHER, MY SISTER AND HER FRIENDS… JUST TO PROVE YOU WRONG!!

AND U HAVE NO PROOF THAT ALL WOMAN HATE BANANAS….