Mother’s Day: Big Whoop
I forgot Mother’s Day again just like I do every year. You know what that makes me? Every mother’s dream son. Mother’s don’t want a bunch of bullshit and spectacle for Mother’s Day. Well, they may want it, but for their own sake you shouldn’t give it to them. Here’s why.
A woman expecting a present is like a hydrophobic dog waiting for a reprieve on doggy death row. It’s hysterical, it’s frantic, it’s frothing at the mouth and slobbering all over the place, but most importantly, it’s going to be disappointed.
Mother’s Day was created by Hitler to encourage breeding among the Nazi nation. Did you know that about your precious Mother’s Day? It was called das Muttertag to the Nazis and they celebrated the shit out of it. They celebrated it so much that they made it an official holiday. They even gave out medals like das Mutterkreuz, to women who cranked out more than eight kids.
Technically, you can say a day for mothers, or a “mother’s dayâ€?, was celebrated as far back as ancient Greece, but you can also go fuck yourself. Look at the dates. I’m about to do some serious deducing here motherfuckers, so stand back. Mother’s Day was celebrated all throughout history, but the first people to celebrate it in the second week of May were the Nazi’s.
Suck it, moms.
Water gives you life too. But you don’t take a day every year and fuck with your vacation plans just to pay homage to water do you? I sure don’t. What about your spleen? Where’s National Spleen Day?
As I see it, I celebrated 1,780 Mother’s Days in advance from the age of 0 to 5, when I had no choice in what unmanly things I was being dressed in and what unmanly things I was being made to do. Did someone make me play with a stuffed unicorn in that time period? I don’t know, I can’t remember that shit. But it’s highly plausible and if it happened, I know exactly who to blame.
Mothers.
You don’t need to get your mother cards and flowers and shit. She already knows you love her. That’s how a vagina works. Once you’ve been in it, you don’t have to do any more work to show you care.
It may seem like women love annual gift giving bonanzas: birthdays, Valentine’s Day, Secretaries Day; but actually they hate them. When women are told they might be getting a gift, their over-stimulated muffin-brains start cranking out the fantasies like they’re bailing water from a rice paper canoe. No matter what they get, it could have been bigger, better, and more expensive.
Am I loved enough if I get a new set of pots and pans? Am I loved enough if I get a week-long trip to a Day Spa? Am I loved enough if ten starving African children had to die to get this to me?
A man would never put his mother through that kind of torture.
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scuse me some people dnt have a father my mom evryonemom has brought us into this world. ur mom may luv u but ur a sxist pig ass hole my dad is an ass cause he dont know ntin about me u need to get ur fact straight.
SBS deaths and injuries caused by men
London Marie Sherwood SBS injuries caused by her own father
Resulted in Londons death
Cameron Wilson. SBS injuries caused by his own father Craig Wilson resulted in infant son Camerons death.
McKynzee Goin
SBS injuries caused to her by her own father when she was an infant
Severe mental and physical damage to her now includes.
Brain damage, blind. painful seizures, can not walk, can not talk and can not swallow. Cerebal Palsy. Epilepsy. Hydrocephalous. Forever like a 5 week old.
Other cases of child abuse by males
Father ticked at not getting custody of his daughter throws his daughter Darcey Iris Freeman to her death from a bridge on the day he was given the chance to drive his daughter to her 1st day of school and he killed her before she ever started her 1st day of school. He threw her off the bridge while he had his young sons with him on the way to driving his daughter to her 1st day of school.
Keep twisting shit, We all know damn well things like this wouldn’t happen if the family court system wasn’t paid to strip these fathers of their children by our very own federal government.
Fuck I’m brilliant, get rid of the feminist laws, and pointless deaths around the country by men and bitch’s would cease.
I’m sorry all, I have no clue why I didn’t think of that shit before.
hug: And don’t forget to mention the thousands of delinquent kids being raised by single mothers. Now fuck off back to a feminist/misandrist site where you belong. Go plot our downfall, the sooner you try the better.
Its strange to see men saying women suck at raising there kids. When the same can be said for men who should not be trusted as fathers to there own children. A man kicks his 6 week old daughter McKynzee’s head in and shakes her your case of SBS that she is so damaged mentally and physically now. A man Craig Wilson, 28 shakes his infant son Cameron to death. A man puts his baby in the microwave. A man drops his little daughter Darcey Iris Freeman of a bridge to her death oh and the man who killed his baby daughter Nevaeh with physical injuries through molesting her. Men raping other mens daughters and then kiling them after the raping, men starting wars where women and children and men all die take world war 2 for example. It was all Hitlers idea of course.
And Hitler was a mommys boy 2 but his mom had died before he started up world war 2!
Wasn’t it men who stopped Hitler?…I didn’t see any bitch’s out on the beaches on D-Day.
Look at that shit I’m good at history too.
And then of course, there are the 150 court cases on LI, NY alone where drunken Mothers have been driving intoxicated and then killed or injured their children or other children. One was a nurse !
And you say that men are fucked up LionCub ? Fuck off you stupid whore.
hug: funny how you have all the info on male crimes and not female isn’t it. Not in the least biased are you.
as much as I agree with the stupidity of giving women present’s for doing what they are supposed to be doing, i.e. raising the goddamned children, woodrow wilson made mother’s day official in U.S. in 1914.
just an fyi.
Nah, it’s just a day to show appreciation. Just like Christmas, Mother’s Day has become extremely commercialized, hence all the jewelry adds we see on TV come May. I don’t give gifts to my parents, but instead cook really nice meals for them. It’s just a kind gesture to say “Thanks for doing a great job!” It’s cheap AND highly appreciated.
My mother is both that and my best female friend. She was quite touched when I told her that because though my dad has been there from the start as well, mom was the one who wiped the shit off my ass :P
Fucking right on, Dick. Just another great example of how woman are materialistic whores. The fact that you pushed a hard working man out of your vagina who’s going to contribute to society 10 times more then you ever could (besides the fact you pushed a man out of your vagina…) should be a good enough gift to last you the rest of your days.
mother’s day is a total waste of time and moneys.
lol, “moneys”
And they say ALL guys are smart…
Sheesh. XD!
mon⋅ies   /ˈmʌniz/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [muhn-eez] Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun a pl. of money.
10. moneys or monies, Chiefly Law. pecuniary sums.
I put this up mainly because even when women think they have a valid point, they don’t. Apparently all guys are smart, and girls just are too ignorant and love to play with emotes to research something before arguing it.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
maybe the reason you hate your mom so much is that you’re 40+ years old and still living with her? I imagine it’s tough trying to get by on a Chevron salary and masturbating in your room while you listen to her soap opera’s in the back ground probably gets a little frustrating. Hang in there!
Yep!! The alternative is getting married to a cheating career cunt and getting divorced in a feminazi court where the cunt can rob him to the fullest. Thereby living as a homeless beggar with millions of dollar in debt for not paying child support whereas the bitch continue to live in his house with a new drug dealer.
I think I will take the life u mentioned any day of the week.
Mhmm, then why are mother’s so important in another article?
I’m sorry for your loss…. Whoever busted your balls.
What about the crazy psycotic moms who kill thier babies , Leave them in dumpsters , Shake them to death. you would NEVER see a dad do that. WHAT ABOUT WOMEN GETTING ABORTIONS ? what about women getting abortions behind mens backs ?
Women make horrible parents. And PLEASE GOD spare me the ” omg its so hard to raise a kid you have no idea what its like ” , the only reason women over exaggerate this claim of raising children , Is becuase they’re mentally unstable psycotic whores who cannot organize anything. women are always late , always complain about everything. Im sick of it
Men are better than women. End of story , Clair go subsrcibe to some brad pitt website or something.
Its strange to see this man or men saying women suck at raising there kids. When the same can be said for men who should not be trusted as fathers to there own children. A man kicks his 6 week old daughter McKynzee’s head in and shakes her your case of SBS that she is so damaged mentally and physically now she suffers so much because of her retarded father. A man Craig Wilson, 28 shakes his infant son Cameron to death. A man puts his baby in the microwave. A man drops his little daughter Darcey Iris Freeman of a bridge to her death oh and the man who killed his baby daughter Nevaeh with physical injuries through molesting her. Men raping other mens daughters and then kiling them after the raping, men starting wars where women and children and men all die take world war 2 for example. It was all Hitlers idea of course.
And Hitler was a mommys boy 2 but his mom had died before he started up world war 2!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2009/oct/04/uk-female-child-sex-offe nders
http://host.madison.com/wsj/news/local/crime_and_courts/article_72e69f ae-b932-11de-b001-001cc4c03286.html
http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=92214&catid=188
I’ll just leave ya with a few links, and the big word bitch’s hate to talk about after the deed is done…”ABORTION”
why do women need to be such filthy whores ? with filthy rich bullshit ? Why are you so in love with materialistic things.. YOu said
” Lavish her with attention ”
WHat the fuck is wrong with you cunt ? Shut your stupid fucking mouth.
Maybe you can lavish my cock in your mouth. Men are better than women.
I know this post is old but if you want to know a little more about mothers a song called “mother” on the Pink Floyd album “The Wall” explains it pretty well.
Basically a story about how a mother turns her son into an antisocial guy that cuts himself off from everyone and ends up with serious emotional issues as a result.
You go girls
I just have watched few minutes of an episode of soap opera in which tere is an ugly women chased by 2 handsome men nad she has 10 yo son, who instead of playing with toys behaves like another wuss boyfriedn, who pays undevided attention to his moter and her emotional problems (being totally incompetent towrts men).
So it’s basicly every “whoman” dram come true. Especially the son motive, who will never leave her.
Women molest sons very often like this without admiting it in the first place. They do everything they can to make their sons fail with women, by making sure sons grow up as nice.
This way a man fails and the mother is the only woman in his life.
But no one ever adresses it as a pathology. Women would not like it.
My mom is a total bitch, and I’m glad I found this site as a reason not to celebrate Mother’s Day. Not in the abusive or left-me-alone-to-die sort of way, but in the way where she manipulates you and plays mind games day after day and is so fucking happy with herself and her lonely, animal-obsessed life. Seriously, she is such a cunt. She’s one of those moms that wants to be your friend, mainly because she can’t make friends on her own, and when you grow up, you realize what a fucking infant she is and now that she’s retired all she does is sit around and figure out how to get people to do shit for her. God, I hate her….man, do I feel better now.
This post is kinda stale. Do you think there’s any hope that life has raped this chick’s eye socket yet?
Give it time.
I LOVE THIS SITE.
Seriously. Best thing I’ve seen all day.
You’re being unnecessarily mean. This thing was about Mothers, so I talked about Mothers. When dicko writes something about Fathers like this, then I’ll write the same thing.
You’re the one thats said…
That translates to you believe fathers are better because they set better examples and they are just plain better – cause they are men.
Why would we believe that? that’s absurd
and you only get 2 fathers bitch?
everyone has one father and one mother.There is nothing special about that
Do you believe your mother is better then you father? Honestly? Does anyone here believe that?
Mothers are so special. You can only have one. It’s awful the way you talk about them. And that was an expression dumb ass to highlight that you only get one mother.
Its easy to forget to cherish her and lavish her with the attention and respect she deserves so this day is a good reminder and a chance for those who forget.
a thousand children? now that is just impossible.
Women make terrible example givers.
Men are better than women
A gift though, is just icing on the cake. That’s why I will always get my mother a gift on that day.
Yeah, alot of holidays have become commercialized….if you let them. You should alway be kind and respect your mother, she sacrificed alot of years of her life to raise, care and nurture you. Sometimes though it is easy to over look it, so when there is a special day set aside so that you can’t forget -make the most of it. You don’t have to buy her a gift, just spend time with her or cater to her all day. Mothers are special, a mother can have a thousand children, but those thousand children can only have one mother.
I love my mother. I don’t need one day of the year to do something nice for my mom. And usually, just calling her to let her know her son is still alive is all the gift she needs. Well, that and Biscotti. She loves the hell out of those things and they are cheap.
No offense Savant, and I know that this will not matter to any of you, especially since I am a woman, but I do think it’s important to at least tell our parent’s that we care for them, well, if the parents were the kind to care for you in any case. But really, I take great joy in letting my mother or father know how much I appreciate them, especially if it means taking aside an entire day just for them. They did, after all, put up with us as children.
After all, they take a day to think about us(i.e.birthdays).
Or maybe I’m one of the few who have good parents?
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Lot of animosity towards mothers… damn. I think some of you need to stop listening to Eminem.
My mother is a fantastic person. That said, holidays are all kind of stupid, imho. All an excuse to buy things, or get off work.
Pfft at a diamond for mother’s day. I’m happy if the kids can keep from fighting all day, and maybe we go to dinner. I didn’t even have a diamond on my wedding ring – it was just a chip. What did I care? It wasn’t about the jewelry.
P.S. Still married, rings have been gone for years, long story. Again, it’s not about the jewelry.
Find your father.
My mother is an old used out whore and the only reason I haven’t kill her yet is i’m 16 and I have no where else to live.
That’s true Mother’s day is stupid aside from the e-card I send my Mom? Nada. I think it’s worse if you get married though. If you got married to the type of skeezer that:
1. Does not know how to shut the fuck up
2. Does not agree that men are better than women
3. Actually has the nerve to expect you to buy her a freakin’ diamond for mothers day.
That said, why would any Manly man spend that kind of money on his wife or woman for having a child? Will I get a Rolex for Father’s day because I busted inside her? I’ve never got a damn thing for Father’s day so I say we forget both holiday’s altogether unless it was my son or daughter giving me something in which case I wouldn’t dissapoint my offspring. The best thing about Father’s day is being single and going to a strip joint and giving all the strippers there the love their Father’s never showed them (or maybe did to and opposite extreme).
MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
My mother is a really great person who has inspired me through all my life, and I don’t have to wait until Mother’s Day to thank her about it. We go out for all-you-can-eat buffets sometimes and many times, I have come home from work to see that she made a new loaf of bread for me.
So why do we need a Mother’s Day for?
To honor and respect mothers? That’s supposed to be done on our OWN time. My mother doesn’t give a shit about the so-called “holiday” either because she already knows I love her.
Kudos to that, right?
FAIL!
Yikes. That’s a problem.
She is a very sick whore.
You’ve got issues.
“You don’t need to get your mother cards and flowers and shit. She already knows you love her. That’s how a vagina works. Once you’ve been in it, you don’t have to do any more work to show you care.”
Why would you love an animal? Why love something that can’t add, cant think, has no dick, and can’t even shop? Women are like cows who let a bull fuck them and then they moan for nine months, and the kid comes slithering out of their skeeve hole. Don’t romanticize childbirth and mothering. It’s a job; they don’t love you; you are nothing but another wallet to them.
A mother loves you only so far as she’s thinking you will support her when your father dies and you are the only man left who will take care of her. Plus, you don’t get to fuck her!!! Why buy her a gift or pretend to care about her?
Mine’s much like Necros above: doesn’t bitch, moan or ask for anything unreasonable. When I call her she’s interested in what’s going on in my life and we share a laugh over the stupidest shit.
You know why she’s like that? Because she’s happy with what life has brought her, and approaches the future with a sense of humor and balance.
How many femi-Nazis, lesbians, and tarty Paris-wanna-be’s can say the same? Zippo!
One of the reasons I really love my mum, she never asks me for gifts on Mother’s day and hardly mentions it. Because she knows I love her.
Although i might bring her the occasional flowers, but when I remember.
hahahaha.. god dammit you’re manly..
Another bullseye, Dick. I’m already predisposed to ignore most holidays because I don’t believe in emotional extortion. Hell, I don’t even pay much attention to my own birthday, why the hell should I care about anyone else’s?
Now Father’s Day is coming up, and I’ve been asked what I want. Same thing I always want: To watch the ball game, drink some beer, perhaps putter in the garage — same thing as always. If I want a damn ratchet and socket set, I’ll buy one. I appreciate the thought, but I’ll buy my own tools.
I *do* drink a shot of Jameson’s on James Joyce’s birthday, however, but that’s an exception.
Oh man. Dick, you’re going to score big with this one. I’ll bite first.
My mother was a bitter, vicious, dried-up old bitch by the time she was 25. My first and only Mother’s Day present to her would have been to slap a pillow over her face and put her out of her misery and ours. But of course, she had to undermine me one last time by dying peacefully in her sleep before I could muster up the stones. Shitting me out didn’t entitle her to fuck me up. Nice work, ma. What a legacy. Still, in the end she saved me a murder charge and I suppose that’s something.