MySpace is Full of Sluts and Whores
Does everyone know of this thing called MySpace? Apparently it’s a website for young girls to practice their whoring skills from the comfort of their own home. This service is provided for free.
Jesus Christ, it sickens me.
It sickens me beyond the garish colors and wildly blinking tags of text. Nay, that’s merely a sickness of stomach. MySpace, however, sickens me straight to the core of my morality.
This is my point today: when left to their own devices, men construct things out of other things. We build friendships out of people; we make wheels from slabs of rock; we make one long straw out of several other straws. Women, on the other hand, get their whore on.
Go browse through the MySpace listings for a while. Especially if you have a daughter. Then you’ll definitely want to go punch a few little bastards’ names into their search engine-ing box.
I culled a few of the profile headlines in a span of about three minutes to demonstrate my point (maximizing for whore factor), but I’m opting not to print them here as the content made even me sick. And the girls look to be under 18.
Despicable.
There’s a classic story about a man who turns himself invisible somehow. He was a scientist. I don’t remember who wrote it because that’s not what’s important about books. What’s important is the message. Learning and memorizing the names of authors and syllabi and whatnots is the stuff for feminist studies classes.
The Invisible Man (as I will call him) embarked on a series of nefarious acts with his new-found invisibility. Things like stealing money and killing people. It’s an exciting tale about the heart of man and the effect of “invisibility” on the psyche.
And that’s exactly my fucking point.
When invisible — when completely anonymous, men seek personal gain. Unsurprisingly, that avarice happens to be the very fucking engine of the free market economy. Perhaps you’ve heard of the free market economy. It did build the whole of Earth and everything awesome upon it. Take an introductory economics class if you don’t agree with me, but first go and fuck yourself.
Men also seek to gratify their deepest inner desires. How is that bad?
It’s isn’t because it’s something men do. Take any charity for example. It’s just something some man gave of himself because he wanted to do it — he wanted to feel good about it. That’s completely selfish. It was a desire of his that he fulfilled. Filling desires, even when invisible, is not a bad thing.
Women, however, when lounging behind their little veil of privacy called the internet, just try to look as easy as possible. And by easy, I mean easy to fuck.
It’s as simple as this: men are built for progress in their cores; women are built for sex. If you have a problem with that, take it to MySpace.
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May 16th, 2007 at 7:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: a195d2c8d4a47
May I respectfully disagree, NSM. Men and women are absolutely NOT equal. They have different biologies and different societal roles.
Are they equal in a philosophical sense they should have the same human rights as men? Well, yes, of course, but that’s kind of a low-level, Maslowian way of expressing it. I don’t think women should be chattel.
I think the difference is that they both have rights, but men tend to exercise them and women tend to squander them. So in that regard, I totally agree with your last sentence.
May 17th, 2007 at 5:25 am - IP Man-Hash: dc4b477cfd13b
This is the most brilliant thing I’ve heard in some time. I’m going to have that one burned into my consciousness forever.
May 17th, 2007 at 8:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 30bb54972ba49
We don’t want your pity, as if you actually had compassion for someone.
Have you ever noticed the thousands of websites devoted to bashing men? Or maybe you are just so use to them by now you don’t notice them anymore.
There is nothing, no nothing that is equal about men and women.
Menarebetterthanwomen
May 17th, 2007 at 12:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: de0db4b01e791
Comparing women to dogs is just wrong on so many levels. My dog is loving,fiaithfull and is honestly happy when i come home from work.
To compare the two is just criminal.
-that guy
May 17th, 2007 at 2:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
Hahahahaha.
May 18th, 2007 at 10:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: a195d2c8d4a47
Terrific one-liner TG! Well done!
July 6th, 2007 at 4:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: d8dfaf3496c8b
Before those feminists cunts go on raving about how this site is all about womanhate, they should go visit their own feminists-infested bitch sites. THOSE are what I CALL hate sites where men’s opinions are FORCIFULLY censored. Thats the kind of world feminists want men to live by;fuck those whores.
July 10th, 2007 at 4:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 3846d1c38f67d
Yea, I’m starting to get a little sick of feminist propaganda on tv…
…seriously, watch any show made in the last 20 years and imagine if the gender roles were reversed in them. Guys are always portrayed as dumb/lazy and women as assertive. Furthermore, men are always hit in them and called names; never women.
Good to see people aren’t entirely brainwashed on the internet. :D
July 10th, 2007 at 4:59 am - IP Man-Hash: d8dfaf3496c8b
Exactly, fuck that shit. Men as lazy, dumb or weak? Bullshit. Women like Maggie Q and Lara Craft look all fine and dandy up screen but kicking ass? HAHAHAHAHAH. Anyday, anytime, a man will hand a woman her ass if she tries to “KICK BUTT”.
August 12th, 2007 at 2:02 am - IP Man-Hash: 530e20d1e234d
u kno wtas funni women are not all whores there are sum women whores but dont take it out on all of us thats like me saying all men are liying cheating niggas because of the way some of them have treated me ive been 2 hell and back because of men and i still dont blame them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT if u feel that women are whores or bitches you need therapy because you are so pathetic its rediculous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 12th, 2007 at 2:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 71f6da7cf2789
u kno wtas funni women are not all whores there are sum women whores but dont take it out on all of us thats like me saying all men are liying cheating niggas because of the way some of them have treated me ive been 2 hell and back because of men and i still dont blame them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT if u feel that women are whores or bitches you need therapy because you are so pathetic its rediculous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh andl hello…………………. tv is a bitch they lie alll the time duuuuuuuhhhhhhh
August 12th, 2007 at 2:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 71d0be43b04c7
Okay. Before you typed anything would have been a good time to shut the hell up, but because you can’t un-say anything, just stop typing before you start encouraging mandatory abortion.
And I’m really sorry, being a misogynist and all, if I say anything that goes against your feminist agenda. I just find it difficult to see the annoying whores who comment here as anything other than imbeciles with canned media-fed beliefs and a lot of hot air.
Now, I’d like to apologize in advance for my apparent ignorance, but in my narrow experience as a man, my impression of modern feminism has been less than cheery. I’ve seen feminists who talk about ‘pulling one male fetus after another out of their vagina,’ causing me to question my stance on abortion. I’ve seen feminists make up bible versus to suit their agenda, further cementing my convictions against them. And I’ve seen the product of these advances, a slutty 12-year-old who just can’t shut her mouth.
Luckily, there’s no denying what is written in blood. This evidence is set in stone and will forever degrade your cause, whore.
August 12th, 2007 at 4:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Nice Engrish.
- Mika - Relax [Take It Easy]
September 23rd, 2007 at 6:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 663610db843b1
One of the most brilliant things I’ve heard all year.
Ma’am, your are an idiot. And I shall tell you why, because I’m that good a guy.
Websters defines insane as: “Exhibiting unsoundness or disorder of mind; not sane; mad; deranged in mind; delirious; distracted.”
You claim that we are “pathetic”, deserving of pity, have something “wrong” with us, and are “insane”. By Websters, you may indeed have a point. If having a female-bashing site is indeed “Exhibiting unsoundness… of mind”, than perhaps we are as you say. Except…
1. This is not a female bashing site. It presents things which, in their basic form are actually quite true, and spices them up for entertainment value.
2. People on this site may in fact BE women-bashing. However, by not restricting them from doing so, Dick is encouraging free-speech. He extends this freedom to females as well… yet women constantly log on and make rediculous comments that have no bearing on reality. Thereafore, your species are just as deserving of pity.
3. Passive acceptance of evil is not a virtue. By Websters (for fairness), evil is defined as: “Having qualities tending to injury and mischief; having a nature or properties which tend to badness; mischievous; not good; worthless or deleterious”. Would you not agree that the majority of American women fit this bill perfectly? Thereafore, we… the men of this site… are not accepting evil, and are thereafore… at least in that respect… virtuous.
4. The concept of a female-bashing site is wrong to you, yet you make no apologies for the male-bashing sites. I beleive it’s called a “feminist” movement. Thereafore, your whole argument on us being “insane” and deserving of pity is soundly debunked, for not showing objective reasonableness.
September 23rd, 2007 at 11:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 43a15a7732fec
I don’t believe American women fit that bill any more than American men do. Depending on how you define “injury and mischief”, both genders probably have higher percentages of commiting different crimes, immoral acts, etc. Men commit more murders overall, more sexual offenses, and probably many other crimes. Women are more likely to kill their family members or children, and physically abuse children more often (though men sexually abuse children more often). Any statistics I’ve seen about infidelity place the genders about even, though I’m not sure how reliable the stats are. I don’t think either gender can claim moral superiority.
November 21st, 2007 at 1:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: c956c2fb0d2ac
I think your hot! Your sunglasses do add a bit of mystery to you and thats extremely sexy!
December 2nd, 2007 at 1:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 39ba08435bf0a
The commercials are even worse than the television shows! That’s not saying the shows aren’t Horrible, because they are, but the commercials are worse. You see, the commercials are all trying to sell something, and they know women are the ones buying worthless shit to fill their never-ending hole of material need that is the void of their emotional integrity.
Girls always feel guilty for buying crap, and rightly so, because deep down, they know it’s stupid, so… the commercials all portray men as goof ball dunces, making the men look stupid and the women looking crafty and smart. That way, women, having no mechanism for independent thinking, will mimic the women they see on the commercial and reflect the concept of the dumb-male, thereby removing the guilt from making the “intelligent” decision to buy the worthless rubbish.
How come the Add to Dictionary selection is so close to the correct spelling selection in the firefox right-click menu? Now I just added a misspelled word to my dictionary. Sheesh! Well, I’ll figure out how to reverse it, because I’m not an actor on a commercial.
December 3rd, 2007 at 8:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
Well, I admit, putting personal information on the web isn’t a good thing to do.
I personally don’t have a myspace and have never had one, but I think that it helps people keep in touch
There are exceptions
December 3rd, 2007 at 9:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
I disagree of course, MySpace is for showing your ass, and getting attention.
The proof?
That is what a phone is for, keeping in touch. And also, incidentally, what Tazers are for too, come here Hilary, let’s try that Tazer theory out……..
@Alex
Nice one. You can’t prove anything, so you go neutral faster than Switzerland on a cold day in 1941. Sweet. You just bitched about stats, then didn’t provide any. In fact, you just stuck your finger down your throat and up came your post…………
December 3rd, 2007 at 9:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
as I said, there are exceptions
what about those that are in seperate countries and don’t feel like racking up their phone bill?
And of course, always a classy thing to resort to violence, isn’t it?