Myth: Men Never Break Up With Women
Men are better than women at breaking up with women.
In fact, men are so much better at breaking up, that they are better than women at breaking up period.
I’m not talking about not endlessly crying and the lack of suicide threats either. I’m a man so the first thing that comes to mind when a relationship hits the fan isn’t getting dumped, it’s doing the dumping.
Dump! In your face!
Men are dumpers there’s no doubt about that, and we do it in the most efficient way possible. We treat women like shit.
What better way is there to tell someone a relationship is broken? Don’t say by telling her “like a man” or by talking about it because if you do, you have to fuck off my website. That’s a woman thing to say.
Here’s a funny notion. How does your television tell you it’s broken? Does Gregory Peck jump on the screen and tell you it’s time to go to Best Buy and saddle the Visa Express? Does Samuel Beckett leap into a television store with a big stupid grin on his face? No.
How did Gregory Peck get on my television if it’s broken?
The womanliest and therefore stupidest way to end a relationship is to talk about it or tell anyone about it other than yourself. It’s your relationship. Fuck it. Relationships are dead because communication is dead. I haven’t watched two years worth of Oprah and I can’t line my kitty litter box with Cosmo covers, but I can still tell you that. I’m a man and my entire day revolves around communication so I know a fuck or two about it. It’s the most important part of business and that includes the business of “doing it” in a monogamous fashion.
I also know that communication is the least important part of telling someone anything about never wanting to fucking see them again.
Here’s another good way to break up with someone. Cheat on them; like seven times if that’s how many it takes to get caught. You’re a man and therefore very sneaky by nature. You’ll probably get away with it a few times just because you’re talented.
Men cheat all the time not only to send the message loud and clear that a relationship is over, but also because it very charitably makes them out to be the bad guy forever and ever. What better parting gift could a man give to a woman he has shared special moments with than to completely exile himself as a villain and a rogue in her eyes? That kind of feeling warms women’s hearts. If Tiffany’s could staple a shitty rhinestone to that feeling, it would be Valentine’s Day’s first Tickle Me Elmo. If Santa Claus were a woman, he would just give every woman the gift of her ex-boyfriend being a drug-abusing, date-rapist, hypnotist with no penis.
Men are better than women at breaking up because men live in something I like to call the real world.
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January 24th, 2007 at 6:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 370486342dfd8
you know
blocking a number on your phone works
January 24th, 2007 at 8:01 am - IP Man-Hash: d2bf73bae8061
Cheating is an acceptable way to end a relationship? Can’t exactly bemoan women’s infedility, then.
January 24th, 2007 at 8:16 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
I have always marvelled at the way in which smarter men are able to break it off with women. We never go do that “It’s not you, it’s me” bullshit. What we do, like Dick rightly said, is to cut off the communication, attention and affection.
They will eventually get the point, and the best part is that they will ‘dump’ you. It is so funny and perfect. Then they can run around town telling everyone how they had to dump you, you’d not have to see her anymore, and you won’t have a slew of harpies trying to guilt-trip you about dumping their friend.
Getting the girl to think that she dumped you is a win-win situation for the man.
January 24th, 2007 at 9:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b3d64fb1866c
I think it depends on how long or intimate the relationship is. If the relationship is only a few weeks old or a few months old, to me it makes sense just to stop communication with someone you want to break up with rather than go into the drama of making “declarations” regarding the relationship…it makes no sense to make a drama out of a non-existent relationship or a relationship that has barely begun.
If, on the other hand, the relationship is a marriage or a long-term (anywhere from 2 years onwards) partnership, in most circumstances it is cowardly and passive aggressive to create reasons for the woman to end the relationship. Not only that, it is a complete waste of time. Why spend time cheating on a person you don’t even want to be with, when you could be enjoying the single life without the added drama of purposely hurting another person and trying to make them go away?
January 24th, 2007 at 9:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 1af7e74d8fa44
If you don’t want to date someone anymore, at least tell them or give them a bullshit excuse. It doesn’t have to involve “drama.”
January 24th, 2007 at 10:30 am - IP Man-Hash: b3f7c7a80a803
Wrong. Communication is already dead.
-Dick
January 24th, 2007 at 10:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 757d28b9588c4
I think that this is important topic for this site, because many men in a relationship will come here to seek logical arguments to support their suspicion that modern women in general — and their woman specifically — are pretty deranged by most universal and historical standards.
The spirit of Dick’s advice is sound as usual. However, because men are the more compassionate of the sexes and women will make every attempt to exploit this fact, many men find themselves in prolonged relationships that should have ended long ago. Women will go so far as to threaten their own lives, or the lives of your adored pet to try to keep men hostage in a relationship (I have personal experience with both of these scenarios). I see some men who have developed what appears to be a kind of Stockholm syndrome, where they find meaning in a relationship that only holds them captive from a real life.
This doesn’t necessarily point to weakness on the man’s part; it’s just a combination of his admirable sense of compassion for the weaker sex, along with the woman’s inability to act beyond her self-interest when it comes to relationships. Maybe I’ll start something in the forums about this topic, because I think those men can benefit from our collective advice.
January 24th, 2007 at 11:59 am - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
Ditto.
January 24th, 2007 at 12:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
Interesting post. Btw, if you think cheating is the way to get out of a relationship or a way to break up with someone, then you obviously have some issues. No, of course I’m not saying you have to sit them down and talk to them on and on about why you’re doing it. You don’t even have to show any sympathy. Just say it and get it over with. Anywho, isn’t your “man-time” more valuable? It sure is a waste of time cheating “like seven times” to get caught since you, being a man, are “sneaky by nature”. Not trying to ‘challenge’ you; just trying to see your view here.. But anyways, I wouldn’t waste my time with that, and I’d have a little more respect for the other person to just simply say those two simple words : ‘it’s over’ and then just walk away. It seems almost cowardly to try to get out of telling them straight-up. Like when someone tries to break up with someone else through a text msg or email- cmon. Pathetic, sorry people. Just tell them. And, btw, I’m applying this to both males and females..
-Sandra
January 24th, 2007 at 12:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: c20b47cbcee08
Question for Dick. Are you saying that you are so scared of a woman’s reaction that you can’t possibily face being honest with her? Also, men that behave like fearful, selfish, inconsiderate, cads towards women are largely responsible for women becoming cold and selfish towards men, so it seems that your advice seems to be good if you want to perpetuate feminism.
January 24th, 2007 at 1:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: e2ee53f6fdc7c
Hey uh, Dick, did you read my e-mail yet? You haven’t replied.
January 24th, 2007 at 1:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
My dear, have you ever tried breaking up with a woman? Telling them straight-up and walking away just doesn’t happen that easily. You’ll have o deal with the incessant sobbing, or even worse, a knife in you back as you walk away. Women do not take rejection well, and they will stalk you.
That is why you have to trick them into dumping you. I’ve had my own horror stories with dumping women, and I’m sure there are guys here with even more horrific tales to tell. When dumped, it is quite possible for a woman to turn into a vindictive satanic-psycho-bitch whose sole purpose in life is to fuck up your life as much as possible.
January 24th, 2007 at 2:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
I have the issue of being right all the time because I’m a man.
-Dick
January 24th, 2007 at 3:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: e2ee53f6fdc7c
and?????? dick?????
January 24th, 2007 at 3:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
Yes, Charles. I got your paper and it’s about as water tight as you can get. Well said.
-Dick
January 24th, 2007 at 4:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3615bec3ab713
Female, if women didn’t get so turned on by cads they wouldn’t fuck them 10:1 over nice guys.
Which is how you end up the monster that I am, neither a “player”(faggots) or a nice guy. Just a greyish mist of aggression.
January 24th, 2007 at 4:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: c20b47cbcee08
I think you should do something about that grey mist. Look at what happened to Anakin.
January 24th, 2007 at 4:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 757d28b9588c4
My dear, have you ever tried breaking up with a woman? Telling them straight-up and walking away just doesn’t happen that easily. You’ll have o deal with the incessant sobbing, or even worse, a knife in you back as you walk away. Women do not take rejection well, and they will stalk you.
Very true, very true. Hence the saying: “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”
If a woman told me that she was unhappy being with me, it wouldn’t matter to me if I felt otherwise because 1) if I’m invested in another person’s well-being, I’ll let them pursue their desired path, and 2) a relationship is inherently unhealthy if one person strongly wants it to end, even if that person isn’t me.
Of course, this logic defies many females, who apparently are content keeping a man through coercion.
January 24th, 2007 at 4:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: e2ee53f6fdc7c
So I assume you won’t be posting it.
January 24th, 2007 at 5:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: a7146947f0348
I told my ex wife I wanted a divorce and she called the cops on me. I went to jail for 7 hours just for being honest.
My first fiance tried to kill herself when I wanted to break up. I was traveling out of town and had to come back to deal with her in the hospital on an attention spree.
The first girl I ever lived with tried to kill herself when I broke up with her. She was a nutcase though so that magnified the freak.
My high school sweetheart called the cops on me when I was in college because I broke up with her. Weird thing is the cops arrested me then found out she had called from 200 miles away, it was awkward.
It’s easier just to walk away and disappear. I’ve been practicing safe sex lately by using a fake name and address. That’s probably the easiest and since I’m a man and she’s a woman its easy to pull off. Fuck and Chuck is the new paradigm.
January 24th, 2007 at 6:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7e4458571ce9e
Good sir, I beg to differ. I posit that the paradigm of which you speak has been in effect since the rise of feminism.
January 24th, 2007 at 8:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3983ba43bb786
Breaking up with women - there’s only two ways. You initiate it and you get a whining, crying, pleading, begging, doormat willing to do anything to get you back or an angry self-righteous bitch that wants to kill you. A psycho stalker or a psycho killer.
You make her think she broke up with you and you get a relieved, “thank God I found out what a jerk he was before it was too late” ghost who does a disappearing act.
I’ll believe in ghosts. Thank you very much.
January 24th, 2007 at 8:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2d5f294fd2234
Woooo Sybil made it back again voicing her opinion as if we care. It appears that her 30th personality has a real name attached to it.
No, we don’t care and you can fuk off now you fat cow.
January 25th, 2007 at 4:13 am - IP Man-Hash: f4092b2b045a9
Thank you very much.
January 25th, 2007 at 9:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 370486342dfd8
yoyo
it is not that hard!
it is not that complicated!
two steps
A. you get sick of the person
B. you realise the person is no good for you from the start it must have been like that!
block her phone number…..
walk away…..
say byebye…..
feel good about yourself again!
they never cared in the first place
this is EASY my fellow men
EASY
most easy to do!
shouts to my fellow brothers
peter
January 25th, 2007 at 5:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
those hundreds of restless posts listed under my “man-hash” are not mine unless it is under the name ‘Sandra’.
January 26th, 2007 at 2:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2d5f294fd2234
those hundreds of restless posts listed under my “man-hash” are not mine unless it is under the name ‘Sandra’.
So says her 30th personality….
January 26th, 2007 at 5:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: ecf72d58bf105
She could be telling the truth Billy. One time some guy called Eddy (I think) posted a message and for some strange reason it appeared under my IP address. Maybe you should ask Dick (and pray for an honest answer) about what is going on.
January 27th, 2007 at 3:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 2d5f294fd2234
Yes I know. She seems a little more reasonable than the other name.
But to you that should read fuk off.
January 27th, 2007 at 5:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf
i use this same computer, but i found my posts under 2 diff. IP addresses : 0363c503d25ea and 2f2d948528fdf.
January 27th, 2007 at 11:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf
Thank you very much.
Let’s face it, ugly one, no female with a brain wanted a piece of shit like you.
But they are all lesbians, huh? LOL
Loser.
January 27th, 2007 at 11:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf
My dear, have you ever tried breaking up with a woman? Telling them straight-up and walking away just doesn’t happen that easily. You’ll have o deal with the incessant sobbing, or even worse, a knife in you back as you walk away. Women do not take rejection well, and they will stalk you.
That is why you have to trick them into dumping you. I’ve had my own horror stories with dumping women, and I’m sure there are guys here with even more horrific tales to tell. When dumped, it is quite possible for a woman to turn into a vindictive satanic-psycho-bitch whose sole purpose in life is to fuck up your life as much as possible.
Yeah, and that’s why prisons are just FULL of men……………………………………such innocents in this world. LOL
I doubt any girl over the age of 12 willingly got into ANY relationship with an ugly butt fucker like you, dumb boy.
Oh, and your 8 year old sister doesn’t count for a willing sex partner, reject from life.
January 28th, 2007 at 12:35 am - IP Man-Hash: b3f7c7a80a803
Pardon us for not giving a fuck you don’t understand the basics of the internet.
-Dick
January 28th, 2007 at 2:43 am - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
Haha, well said Dick.
January 28th, 2007 at 8:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 001a1de92075b
@Female Almost anything is possible, but, is it probable? With a regular months-long parade of lunatics coming to a site from one particular IP, it would seem passing strange if there was no connection, even if only one of awareness. MABTW (thankfully) is not the New York Times. Multiple people from the same Class D IP in the United States(*), within minutes of one another, all coming to the same site (and sometimes same thread). And not even apparently aware of one another?
-wolfe
* Class D IP’s in other parts of the world I could more readily believe given how IP addresses were initially distributed.
January 28th, 2007 at 12:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: ecf72d58bf105
perhaps it is a school or other public computer and sandra forget to clear the history?
January 29th, 2007 at 9:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 74f0e4cb4ab20
Woman Hear Me Roar has a nasty little mouth. She is probably like this psycho bitch that dated my ex after we broke up that stalked me. In her twisted mindset, she stated if she got rid of me, he would stop pining me and go for her. I can’t tell you guys how dead on you are about women stalking and getting crazed. Some men do it, I do have some restraining orders against some men to attest to that, but the majority of them are women. The nastiest stalking I ever received were by women who pursued my boyfriends. The last thing I would ever want is to be with someone who doesn’t want me. But considering I had some bad taste in men it was usually me who ended up leaving. When it is over, it is over. If someone has self respect, they wouldn’t want someone who doesn’t want them. Get over it and move on. It’s broken and talking about it just prolongs the agony. The faster anyone realizes it, the faster they will be out having a good time. Too bad you guys have been with the psycho bitches.
January 29th, 2007 at 3:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 001a1de92075b
@Female but to not be aware and acknowledge the ludicrousness of the other posters when it’s pointed out that they are using the same machine? Not to acknowledge knowing them repeatedly and repeatedly denounce them? Because face it: the “Woman hear me roar” troll is ludicrously awful.
@Sparky. Please. Paragraphs. Like your posts. Not sure you should be posting here, but. Paragraphs. Already you’ve lost one letter grade on your college essays.
This certainly suggests you have extremely bad taste in men (as you admit). Or are crazy. Good Grief as Charlie Brown would say.
This is the sad thing. We’ve simply observed society.
-wolfe
January 29th, 2007 at 3:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
This is the sad thing. We’ve simply observed society.
-wolfe
AMEN!
Also, nice quoting Charlie Brown there.
January 29th, 2007 at 6:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f9af6bfb9893
There are good women out there, but like many Men on this site have said before me, they’re few and far between. Women like WHMR, are by far, a more common occurence. It’s to my belief that women are encouraged to be like this. By enabling them through societies acceptence of Misandry, many women aren’t liable for their own actions, as I have had several admit to me. Many of them don’t have to worry about the consequences because in the end, many will be handed everything that they need to survive in this world, due to their gender.
Should the world be like this? I think not. All society does, is create children raising children. If you never have to grow up, (grow up meaning true independence, i.e. providing for yourself) then you will never be able to teach your children how to be adults, nor can you provide a reasonable example through your own actions. I think that it only benefits the government, to create such an idiotic monster. Children are much more easier to manipulate and control, due to the fact that they cannot percieve reality quite as well and trust the hand that feeds them.
I think one of the main differences between Men and women is that Men don’t flaunt their independence while women seem to wear it as a badge of honor. Women claim to want to be independent from Men and everyone else, and then complain that they’re lonely. Lonelyness is a consequence of independance, and is something that must be accepted, unless you don’t truly wish to be so. In my view no one is truly independent in a society that is inherently interdependent however.
-Strength and Honor-
January 30th, 2007 at 2:59 am - IP Man-Hash: eb931023b77c5
Well I checked 2f2d948528fdf and sandra hasn’t been posting within minutes of Woman Hear Me Roar on that one, the closest timeframe was just over 5 hours. Admittedly, I didn’t check any others.
February 2nd, 2007 at 3:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Who the fuck cares, anyway? Neither are supposed to blabber on here.
- atb - dont stop
February 9th, 2007 at 10:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 703927440ceb9
If the ability to lie were a virtue, this cunt would be canonized by the Pope.
P Coderch
February 9th, 2007 at 10:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 703927440ceb9
My dear, have you ever tried breaking up with a woman? Telling them straight-up and walking away just doesn’t happen that easily. You’ll have o deal with the incessant sobbing, or even worse, a knife in you back as you walk away. Women do not take rejection well, and they will stalk you.
That is why you have to trick them into dumping you. I’ve had my own horror stories with dumping women, and I’m sure there are guys here with even more horrific tales to tell. When dumped, it is quite possible for a woman to turn into a vindictive satanic-psycho-bitch whose sole purpose in life is to fuck up your life as much as possible.
Yeah, and that’s why prisons are just FULL of men……………………………………such innocents in this world. LOL
I doubt any girl over the age of 12 willingly got into ANY relationship with an ugly butt fucker like you, dumb boy.
Oh, and your 8 year old sister doesn’t count for a willing sex partner, reject from life.
Hey, fuck you lesbo bitch. Go clean the flea-infested carpet of that “life partner” of yours and fuck of my board. We men don’t want you even if you came with a 50% discount cupom to a sports store. You’re like the plague of ugliness that makes women lose their attractiveness and thus the only thing women are truly good for: as dumpster for our cum, the cumsters.
I can almost see you living on a trailer-park with your “life partner”, the fishy genital smell permeating everything, and both of you failing miserably at being men. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…what a peudo-male, pseudo-failed turd this cunt is.
P Coderch
February 11th, 2007 at 3:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 52ab8e4752ec0
Well, on more proof that men are amazing with ending a relationship.
I had the easiest one of all. I am with my buds, fucked up, at the mall. I see my ex in the distance, we walked to each other, I say “You know what we are going to talk about?”She replies with “Yeh”, and I just walk away. I wasted none of my valuable man energy in witch I conserve for work, cause I am a man and contribute to society.
February 11th, 2007 at 6:40 am - IP Man-Hash: c15e433dc66ed
Hahaha Coderch is powerful when he’s not jew-hating.
February 16th, 2007 at 9:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 82ef1f6f2aafa
men are bad at breaking up with women, most of them. They beat around the bush, they are worse than women. And the ones who dont want to break up will keep trying and calling for ages. They wont go away.
Yea women dont take rejection well, the few times ive been broken up with I didnt do anything. If I really liked the guy Id call a couple times and then if that was the end it was the end. I wouldnt lower myself. There are many more MALE STALKERS than women. Look up the statistics, case closed.
February 16th, 2007 at 9:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 82ef1f6f2aafa
men dont go away when dumped, women dont want to hurt a mans feelings so they beat around the bush.
February 16th, 2007 at 9:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 82ef1f6f2aafa
you guys are liars, sick liars, ive had a nut accuse me of doing that too , HE LIED, men will make up the most vicious hateful lies about their ex’s just for the sake of it. They will invent things just to smear the persons reputation.
February 16th, 2007 at 9:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
First you say something, next you say the exact opposite. Which one is it after all?
Here’s a hint. Maybe men aren’t really the callous cunts.
June 17th, 2007 at 8:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: c124b3ad131c6
Pardon us for not giving a fuck you don’t understand the basics of the internet.
-Dick
Ladies in case you havent figured it out by now, ip addresses look like “215.212.45.312″ or something, what you are looking at is probably a “MAC” adress of your network card/adaptor - ( no big deal, just cause i used to be a Microsoft TCP/ip student doesnt mean anybody else has to) but thats not an ip address, silly.
June 17th, 2007 at 8:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 292db88301ee6
Smearing a female’s reputation is like dirtying up a waste stained latrine.
January 6th, 2008 at 7:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 557cf002c6a29
son, i don’t appreciate that. If that’s the case, why do it? That’s a terrible thing to say. If you feel that way don’t bitch when we do it to you. You whiners.
January 6th, 2008 at 7:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 557cf002c6a29
P coderech, i sense you may be an angry homosexual, correct?
January 6th, 2008 at 7:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
Vocalization only is only temporary.
I promise soon the front will be opened for actual violence.
But hey, you keep your arrogant self assured safety in your mind. It’s easiest to knock it out of your skull that way.
January 7th, 2008 at 6:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4efe7782db893
I am confused as to why this article is on this forum. Does this not contradict the “every woman is a cheating whore” article?
-Lauren
January 7th, 2008 at 6:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: a1076a8d78fb1
No, it does not. I will not worry about explaining that to you, it is your job to come to conclusions after reading past the title of an essay, not mine.
-DM; http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/top-ten/