Myth: Men Never Break Up With Women
Men are better than women at breaking up with women.
In fact, men are so much better at breaking up, that they are better than women at breaking up period.
I’m not talking about not endlessly crying and the lack of suicide threats either. I’m a man so the first thing that comes to mind when a relationship hits the fan isn’t getting dumped, it’s doing the dumping.
Dump! In your face!
Men are dumpers there’s no doubt about that, and we do it in the most efficient way possible. We treat women like shit.
What better way is there to tell someone a relationship is broken? Don’t say by telling her “like a man” or by talking about it because if you do, you have to fuck off my website. That’s a woman thing to say.
Here’s a funny notion. How does your television tell you it’s broken? Does Gregory Peck jump on the screen and tell you it’s time to go to Best Buy and saddle the Visa Express? Does Samuel Beckett leap into a television store with a big stupid grin on his face? No.
How did Gregory Peck get on my television if it’s broken?
The womanliest and therefore stupidest way to end a relationship is to talk about it or tell anyone about it other than yourself. It’s your relationship. Fuck it. Relationships are dead because communication is dead. I haven’t watched two years worth of Oprah and I can’t line my kitty litter box with Cosmo covers, but I can still tell you that. I’m a man and my entire day revolves around communication so I know a fuck or two about it. It’s the most important part of business and that includes the business of “doing it” in a monogamous fashion.
I also know that communication is the least important part of telling someone anything about never wanting to fucking see them again.
Here’s another good way to break up with someone. Cheat on them; like seven times if that’s how many it takes to get caught. You’re a man and therefore very sneaky by nature. You’ll probably get away with it a few times just because you’re talented.
Men cheat all the time not only to send the message loud and clear that a relationship is over, but also because it very charitably makes them out to be the bad guy forever and ever. What better parting gift could a man give to a woman he has shared special moments with than to completely exile himself as a villain and a rogue in her eyes? That kind of feeling warms women’s hearts. If Tiffany’s could staple a shitty rhinestone to that feeling, it would be Valentine’s Day’s first Tickle Me Elmo. If Santa Claus were a woman, he would just give every woman the gift of her ex-boyfriend being a drug-abusing, date-rapist, hypnotist with no penis.
Men are better than women at breaking up because men live in something I like to call the real world.
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January 25th, 2007 at 9:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 370486342dfd8
yoyo
it is not that hard!
it is not that complicated!
two steps
A. you get sick of the person
B. you realise the person is no good for you from the start it must have been like that!
block her phone number…..
walk away…..
say byebye…..
feel good about yourself again!
they never cared in the first place
this is EASY my fellow men
EASY
most easy to do!
shouts to my fellow brothers
peter
January 25th, 2007 at 5:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0363c503d25ea
those hundreds of restless posts listed under my “man-hash” are not mine unless it is under the name ‘Sandra’.
January 26th, 2007 at 2:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2d5f294fd2234
those hundreds of restless posts listed under my “man-hash” are not mine unless it is under the name ‘Sandra’.
So says her 30th personality….
January 26th, 2007 at 5:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: ecf72d58bf105
She could be telling the truth Billy. One time some guy called Eddy (I think) posted a message and for some strange reason it appeared under my IP address. Maybe you should ask Dick (and pray for an honest answer) about what is going on.
January 27th, 2007 at 3:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 2d5f294fd2234
Yes I know. She seems a little more reasonable than the other name.
But to you that should read fuk off.
January 27th, 2007 at 5:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf
i use this same computer, but i found my posts under 2 diff. IP addresses : 0363c503d25ea and 2f2d948528fdf.
January 27th, 2007 at 11:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf
Thank you very much.
Let’s face it, ugly one, no female with a brain wanted a piece of shit like you.
But they are all lesbians, huh? LOL
Loser.
January 27th, 2007 at 11:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf
My dear, have you ever tried breaking up with a woman? Telling them straight-up and walking away just doesn’t happen that easily. You’ll have o deal with the incessant sobbing, or even worse, a knife in you back as you walk away. Women do not take rejection well, and they will stalk you.
That is why you have to trick them into dumping you. I’ve had my own horror stories with dumping women, and I’m sure there are guys here with even more horrific tales to tell. When dumped, it is quite possible for a woman to turn into a vindictive satanic-psycho-bitch whose sole purpose in life is to fuck up your life as much as possible.
Yeah, and that’s why prisons are just FULL of men……………………………………such innocents in this world. LOL
I doubt any girl over the age of 12 willingly got into ANY relationship with an ugly butt fucker like you, dumb boy.
Oh, and your 8 year old sister doesn’t count for a willing sex partner, reject from life.
January 28th, 2007 at 12:35 am - IP Man-Hash: b3f7c7a80a803
Pardon us for not giving a fuck you don’t understand the basics of the internet.
-Dick
January 28th, 2007 at 2:43 am - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
Haha, well said Dick.
January 28th, 2007 at 8:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 001a1de92075b
@Female Almost anything is possible, but, is it probable? With a regular months-long parade of lunatics coming to a site from one particular IP, it would seem passing strange if there was no connection, even if only one of awareness. MABTW (thankfully) is not the New York Times. Multiple people from the same Class D IP in the United States(*), within minutes of one another, all coming to the same site (and sometimes same thread). And not even apparently aware of one another?
-wolfe
* Class D IP’s in other parts of the world I could more readily believe given how IP addresses were initially distributed.
January 28th, 2007 at 12:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: ecf72d58bf105
perhaps it is a school or other public computer and sandra forget to clear the history?
January 29th, 2007 at 9:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 74f0e4cb4ab20
Woman Hear Me Roar has a nasty little mouth. She is probably like this psycho bitch that dated my ex after we broke up that stalked me. In her twisted mindset, she stated if she got rid of me, he would stop pining me and go for her. I can’t tell you guys how dead on you are about women stalking and getting crazed. Some men do it, I do have some restraining orders against some men to attest to that, but the majority of them are women. The nastiest stalking I ever received were by women who pursued my boyfriends. The last thing I would ever want is to be with someone who doesn’t want me. But considering I had some bad taste in men it was usually me who ended up leaving. When it is over, it is over. If someone has self respect, they wouldn’t want someone who doesn’t want them. Get over it and move on. It’s broken and talking about it just prolongs the agony. The faster anyone realizes it, the faster they will be out having a good time. Too bad you guys have been with the psycho bitches.
January 29th, 2007 at 3:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 001a1de92075b
@Female but to not be aware and acknowledge the ludicrousness of the other posters when it’s pointed out that they are using the same machine? Not to acknowledge knowing them repeatedly and repeatedly denounce them? Because face it: the “Woman hear me roar” troll is ludicrously awful.
@Sparky. Please. Paragraphs. Like your posts. Not sure you should be posting here, but. Paragraphs. Already you’ve lost one letter grade on your college essays.
This certainly suggests you have extremely bad taste in men (as you admit). Or are crazy. Good Grief as Charlie Brown would say.
This is the sad thing. We’ve simply observed society.
-wolfe
January 29th, 2007 at 3:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: b9b7e9fe9772b
This is the sad thing. We’ve simply observed society.
-wolfe
AMEN!
Also, nice quoting Charlie Brown there.
January 29th, 2007 at 6:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2f9af6bfb9893
There are good women out there, but like many Men on this site have said before me, they’re few and far between. Women like WHMR, are by far, a more common occurence. It’s to my belief that women are encouraged to be like this. By enabling them through societies acceptence of Misandry, many women aren’t liable for their own actions, as I have had several admit to me. Many of them don’t have to worry about the consequences because in the end, many will be handed everything that they need to survive in this world, due to their gender.
Should the world be like this? I think not. All society does, is create children raising children. If you never have to grow up, (grow up meaning true independence, i.e. providing for yourself) then you will never be able to teach your children how to be adults, nor can you provide a reasonable example through your own actions. I think that it only benefits the government, to create such an idiotic monster. Children are much more easier to manipulate and control, due to the fact that they cannot percieve reality quite as well and trust the hand that feeds them.
I think one of the main differences between Men and women is that Men don’t flaunt their independence while women seem to wear it as a badge of honor. Women claim to want to be independent from Men and everyone else, and then complain that they’re lonely. Lonelyness is a consequence of independance, and is something that must be accepted, unless you don’t truly wish to be so. In my view no one is truly independent in a society that is inherently interdependent however.
-Strength and Honor-
January 30th, 2007 at 2:59 am - IP Man-Hash: eb931023b77c5
Well I checked 2f2d948528fdf and sandra hasn’t been posting within minutes of Woman Hear Me Roar on that one, the closest timeframe was just over 5 hours. Admittedly, I didn’t check any others.
February 2nd, 2007 at 3:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Who the fuck cares, anyway? Neither are supposed to blabber on here.
- atb - dont stop
February 9th, 2007 at 10:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 703927440ceb9
If the ability to lie were a virtue, this cunt would be canonized by the Pope.
P Coderch
February 9th, 2007 at 10:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 703927440ceb9
My dear, have you ever tried breaking up with a woman? Telling them straight-up and walking away just doesn’t happen that easily. You’ll have o deal with the incessant sobbing, or even worse, a knife in you back as you walk away. Women do not take rejection well, and they will stalk you.
That is why you have to trick them into dumping you. I’ve had my own horror stories with dumping women, and I’m sure there are guys here with even more horrific tales to tell. When dumped, it is quite possible for a woman to turn into a vindictive satanic-psycho-bitch whose sole purpose in life is to fuck up your life as much as possible.
Yeah, and that’s why prisons are just FULL of men……………………………………such innocents in this world. LOL
I doubt any girl over the age of 12 willingly got into ANY relationship with an ugly butt fucker like you, dumb boy.
Oh, and your 8 year old sister doesn’t count for a willing sex partner, reject from life.
Hey, fuck you lesbo bitch. Go clean the flea-infested carpet of that “life partner” of yours and fuck of my board. We men don’t want you even if you came with a 50% discount cupom to a sports store. You’re like the plague of ugliness that makes women lose their attractiveness and thus the only thing women are truly good for: as dumpster for our cum, the cumsters.
I can almost see you living on a trailer-park with your “life partner”, the fishy genital smell permeating everything, and both of you failing miserably at being men. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…what a peudo-male, pseudo-failed turd this cunt is.
P Coderch