Female Oppression: More Monkey Shit
At any moment, a woman can say something completely stupid about something completely obvious. Women have an infinity of wrong inside them. Much in the same way that a child has an infinity of imagination inside it, or a tube of super glue contains an infinity of practical jokes.
Women contain an Infinity of Wrong.
For example, when told that no one gives a fuck about three fat secretaries bickering over an unloaded printer, a woman might call you rude or a jerk. This is completely stupid and wrong of her — and it is very likely fat of her as well. No one gives a fuck about three fat secretaries. Pretending anyone does is childish and insulting to good stories.
Here’s another example: women are worthless in science.
Women’s involvement in scientific progress has been less than a pittance of shit. If you ever tell an educated woman that, she will comb the depths of her Infinity of Wrong to spout something incredibly stupid.
Women haven’t discovered shit because we were oppressed!
Obviously, the only correct answer a woman can give when told something by a man is “how high”, “how long”, or “how young?” An explanation is like a woman’s Joker. It shouldn’t even be in the deck.
Women wouldn’t know real oppression if it walked up and smacked them on the ass. And that’s exactly what women think oppression is. Women have dreamed up a history in their little heads where women were politely coddled out of the laboratory and into the kitchen and that’s what they call oppression. That’s why they didn’t invent or discover shit; because of rebuke.
Men have been burned alive for science.
The fact is, men have been the real victims of oppression throughout history, not women. Men have been oppressed for their brilliance in math. Men have been punished for their innovations in science. Men have been drowned, stabbed, burned, tortured, and killed just for picking up a piece of chalk instead of a frying pan and a birth control test. Women can all go fuck off.
Hippasus - killed for discovering irrational numbers.
Archimedes - killed for doing math during the Roman invasion.
Giordano Bruno - burned for scientific astronomical heresy.
Galileo - imprisoned for discovering the Earth revolved around the sun.
Alan Turing - murdered for scientific prominence.
Einstein - forced out of Germany for being a smart Jew.
These men gave of their minds not because of fame or glory. They gave because men suffer from a condition that makes us give despite the consequences — despite oppression. This condition is called Competence, and it’s something women wouldn’t know about even if it came with the lowest APR in history. As if any woman knows what an APR is.
Women haven’t succeeded in science not because they’ve been oppressed, but because absolutely any woman in history except the very ugliest of the fugliest could put down her calculator whenever she wanted, pick up her dress, put her back on a mattress, and let oppression roar above her head like the man-train it is.
Women are cheap magicians performing in high school auditoriums with poorly-concealed, vaginal trapdoors always less than a step away. You could give a woman a pony for learning fractions, but the only thing she’s going to learn is how to give a hand job. I’ve probably just “oppressed” a dozen girls out of learning fractions.
Hippasus
Archimedes
Galileo
Giordano Bruno
Alan Turing
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October 3rd, 2007 at 2:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 41762182954ec
Either that or they fuck up catastrophically when attempting a scientific based activity. Marie Curie died of radiation poisoning because she was an idiot, and also mooched off her husband. He probably told her the shit wasn’t radioactive to get rid of her.
*D3C*
October 3rd, 2007 at 5:12 am - IP Man-Hash: cfc16a8e6e502
“Women wouldn’t know real oppression if it walked up and smacked them on the ass. And that’s exactly what women think oppression is.”
I never figured out what was so horrible about screwing and shutting the fuck up. Hell, any self-respecting human would love the opportunity to sit on their ass all day, and only be required to fuck on command. But women are above that. Women WANT the opportunity to show their worth.
Of course, women don’t actually want to work. They just want the option to fuck off and do nothing anywhere they please.
Oppression. Pffft.
October 3rd, 2007 at 7:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 68dc1198f7e35
“Women haven’t succeeded in science not because they’ve been oppressed, but because absolutely any woman in history except the very ugliest of the fugliest could put down her calculator whenever she wanted, pick up her dress, put her back on a mattress, and let oppression roar above her head like the man-train it is.”
Best part of the whole thing, in my opinion… well, not as good as the facts of men and science, but the best part that points out women are dumb.
October 3rd, 2007 at 7:27 am - IP Man-Hash: e94160df3f102
Hahaha, I love this paragraph:
“Women haven’t succeeded in science not because they’ve been oppressed, but because absolutely any woman in history except the very ugliest of the fugliest could put down her calculator whenever she wanted, pick up her dress, put her back on a mattress, and let oppression roar above her head like the man-train it is.”
That is so fucking good. You have talent sir.
October 3rd, 2007 at 8:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 0c5221ee9fc57
Oppression haha. Everything for a woman is an act, straight out of “boobywood”. They live their everyday like they are in a movie or tv show such as Friends where people live in huge flats, dressed like popes while doing nothing all day. Oppression to them is the fact that they can’t live life on pretending only, by just knowing the good phrase at the right time they’d have guessed from that script they didn’t learn nor read - as they want to change the rules whenever they feel like - it’s the fact that you have to learn or earn what you own/know and not just simply be pretty, enter Intel’s lab and draw the next supercomputer without even a ruler, magic inside! Oppression to them is just life out of laziness.
October 3rd, 2007 at 8:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 497a2bd14e918
Said it before and I’ll say it again - throughout history, women who wanted to do things, did them. Women who wanted to get married, have kids and take care of a family, did.
Now they just want to sit on their asses and do nothing, so they cry oppression (or abuse or anything else that will cause them to get their way)
The fact that most women chose the get married, raise a family route does not mean they were oppressed.
Unless they were oppressing themselves.
October 3rd, 2007 at 8:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
Thats the best one yet Dick. I couldnt agree more.
What excites me is how defensive women get when you question thier beliefs and motivations, that’s a sure sign of a defective ideology.
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:04 am - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137
Every time I watch Ellen, Oprah, or the tyra Banks show I want women to get the fuck back in the kitchen and only open their mouths for my dick.
Well said sir. They’re not oppressed, especially today, they’re just retarded, annoying, and care more about lipstick than building a rocket ships to mars like us cowboys would just because we’re bored.
And you’re right about the pretty girls. Absolutely none of them takes school seriously because they know they can marry a rich guy.
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 2f854bed461cf
Excellent article Dick. Women wont know what is oppression even if it hit them in their face! I salute you sir!
October 3rd, 2007 at 11:41 am - IP Man-Hash: f922ef39ca243
Marie Curie didn’t do anything that Pierre didn’t tell her to. That’s why she’s so famous.
What a great role model for Western women.
October 4th, 2007 at 5:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9d549dbb27b06
It was Kirlin’s wife that encouraged people that thought that his electroplate photography was capturing pictures of the Aura/soul…
October 5th, 2007 at 2:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2c8448dad3d5f
Let’s assume for a single, hilarious moment, that women are right about being oppressed.
I know, I know. Bear with me here.
What do men do when they’re oppressed? They RISE UP and take charge until they’re no longer oppressed. If that doesn’t work, they band together with other oppressed men and kick ass and take names until the oppression is no longer hanging over their heads.
What do women do when they’re “oppressed”? Bitch about it.
Men are better than women at being oppressed.
October 5th, 2007 at 3:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Women need to go watch Braveheart.
October 5th, 2007 at 9:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 41f6de747e750
Hell fucking yeah. Excellent point. When the blacks were being oppressed, they rose up (think Martin Luther King, a man by the way) and worked around it.
October 6th, 2007 at 4:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Great read, Dick.
- 2002 - Come with Us - Star Guitar
October 6th, 2007 at 5:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 922b57b755c42
Not oppressed but compressed. Compression of all their imaginary delusions into illusionary victimhood.
October 7th, 2007 at 6:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0d7c2c082eba9
you’re clearly a jew, dick! you and your circumsized penis tee-hee : )
October 7th, 2007 at 6:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0d7c2c082eba9
you’re clearly a jew, dick! you and your circumsized penis tee-hee : )
October 8th, 2007 at 12:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c
Well, here we go again; the last refuge (ad hominem) of women\idiots, when they can’t argue a point tenably or logically.
How about you pick up an almanac sometime, Vanessa, and do a search on who the scientists, inventors, engineers, artists, et al, are, who have made your life as a female so conveniently bitchable.
I’m sure that after a man teaches you how to read, you will find that the aforementioned characters are 95+% male, yesteryear and presently.
Good luck.
October 8th, 2007 at 3:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
Need I say fat ugly dyke and feminazi?
Further evidence that the feminist propaganda machine survives only by voracious censorship and social conditioning. Feminism is a stack of cards, little sluts, and you’re just helping to spread the word. Soon enough, it will be your sites being shut down, not by us, but by the few straggling survivors out of disinterest.
As it surfaces everywhere that 2nd and 3rd wave feminism is nothing but a compensation mechanism demanding preferential treatment and inherently contradicting itself, it will be increasingly impossible to forward.
October 10th, 2007 at 10:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: ae179e9967da1
All the girls I know invent irrational numbers every fucking day.
Priceless. The Venus Fly Trap does resemble a vagina. This article is one of my favorites. Hell, they’re all my favorites!
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 56cd7d82603b9
Hey Jerks,
This is for the moron who said that most likely a male teacher taught us to read, is an idiot. Most if not all teachers were female back in the days. So most likely a female taught your mama and your daddy how to read, and thats unfortunate because they breed an idiot instead of a decent human being.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 191d005c2ce6a
Actually my parents taught me to read. I was reading before I even started school.
For your interest, when I was in junior scool the teachers were around 50/50 but once I went to Senior School there was only 1 female teacher in the whole school….she taught french (stupid fucking language). So in my case I was mainly educated by males, therefore your rant doesn’t apply to me. Now fuck off Dick’s website.
October 23rd, 2007 at 1:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 56cd7d82603b9
RobC
Most likely the male teacher who taught your parents who then in turn taught you have enbedded within them the gender stereotypes that existed within their community, refering to the cultural community in which they grew up in. The teacher may well try to ignore gender, but the point is that the students are not ignoring it in their sense of how the interactions should go and who is entitled to speak in the educational arena. Gender may be excluded as an offical criterion, but it continues to function as an unoffical factor. Teacher behavior can directly or inadvertently reinforce those patterns that make it difficult for half of the class population not only to talk, particularly to the tacher, but also to have their own experience be perceieved as intersting and appropriate topics to discuss. If teachers fail to notice the gender of the student who is talking, if they pay no attention to who is interrupting whom, whose point are acknowledged and take up, who is determining the topic of discussion, then they will by default perpetuate patterns that discourage women’s participation in the educational process. You really should consider changing your perspective of female oppression.
October 23rd, 2007 at 1:19 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
The best teacher in the ENTIRE WORLD to me was a male teacher. Smartest person I ever met. The thing that made him so great was, he seems to be the exact opposite of what most males on this site are.
October 23rd, 2007 at 5:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 955ecd7b9aea4
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November 13th, 2007 at 10:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 8366e429c2b14
What the fuck? Who do you think you are? superieur? What is all this nonsens? This is nothing but discrimination and it really is pathetic that you spend so much attention to this! don’t you guys have a life?
Women were oppressed in the past! And in some countries, they still are! Women and men are equal, the only difference is that one has a penis and the other one a vagina.. come on!
I’m sorry but this is really unacceptable nowadays, women aren’t oppressed anymore, that’s true. But you can’t say that women are stupid and don’t know anything about this world. In fact, I know for sure that there are a lot of women with a higher IQ than you have all together!!
But I’m not going to say anything more, I don’t want to spend more time on you pathetic little boys!
November 13th, 2007 at 1:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: caaf8f670828d
Women won’t rise up and ‘fight’ oppression, in the past it was far too instilled in them to just behave. No female scientists? Oh really? These days when discoveries are made we don’t hear about who really did the ‘discovering’ anymore because they are coming at such a rapid-fire pace compared to the past. I teach a course about females in science and the growing list of true discoveries made by women whom you just have no idea exists, the past 40 years (and yes, it’s ONLY been about 40 years that women have been ‘in the lab’ in any great number) of having women in science has been a great benefit to the world. Female doctors have a much lower rate of malpractice suits. The doctor who saved my father’s life after heart failure due to the malpractice from his male surgeon in Texas is a woman. So yes, thank God for this woman who could do the job.
You people are idiots if you believe any of the crap this guy is saying, it’s listening to guys like him that are causing all of your problems with women. Ladies… do not sweat this joke of a human being, he needs a life, he needs to actually go out into the world and quit writing his feeble-minded attempts to sound both hateful and funny all day long on this webite. Women are not without their share of idiots but neither are we, as “Dick’s” existence proves.
November 21st, 2007 at 3:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c
“Instilled in them just to behave?” Don’t you mean hiding in a corner while men were out taking the slings and arrows to save their asses?
“These days we don’t hear about who’s doing the discovering anymore…?”
You need to get serious, and do some research, buddy. I’ve read the statistics on discoveries and patents. Historically, men have been credited with about 95% of discoveries and inventions. Discrimination? Hardly. A woman was granted the first patent in the United States IN 1809. If they’re as capable as men, and they claim discrimination and oppression as the factors stopping them from more contribution, then why haven’t they made more of a dent today, when their numbers in the workforce have grown (and so many in science, you say).
Raising children at home? Imagine the free time while the kid was sleeping, and all the cool manstuff around which should have inspired her “brilliant” mind to glorious, innovative improvements.
Yet where does her accomplishment stand today? According to the United States Patent and Trade Office, over 85% of patents granted, are to men.
Why? Well as one USPTO official put it, “…because women’s submissions generally aren’t significant to industry.”
Kind of parallels why (last checked) 52% of male Commercial loan applicants receive their money, compared to only 37% of women. Sexism! The emotional-screwballs cry out. No, ladies; it’s because the frickin’ banks are there to loan money to enterprises selling goods or services that are valuable and in demand (a computer repair shop, for instance, versus another soy candle store).
On doctors: of course female doctors will suffer less litigation. A man understands that a checkup may require some bodily contact. I’ve heard women bitch because the gown’s too short. I’d love to see which sex is suing these guys (”Nice to meet you Dr. ObGyn, but don’t touch me!”).
Your dad’s experience with one doctor, does not a rule make.
I guess us guys can continue to take all those feminist Websites as a mocking, idiotic joke too, according to your logic.
November 21st, 2007 at 4:08 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
What’s wrong with Jews? I like Jews.
January 17th, 2008 at 5:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 5493174669ed7
I think the reason why women haven’t “contributed” that much to society other than giving birth is that men enable women to be lazy. A woman doesn’t even have to work to have shelter or food, she can just have sex for it (slutting around, or by marriage) so if everything was handed to you on a silver platter for doing something you enjoy anyways (women like sex even more than men) then you’d probably be lazy too. Men are at fault for this, we enable women to be this way because we’re so desperate for sex. If men would finally realize that sex is at least somewhat overrated, then women would actually have to become pleasant. But this will happen when world peace exists, meaning never.
January 17th, 2008 at 9:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 3a5a75c0b8f33
women suck as people
January 24th, 2008 at 5:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: cf56aa29232a5
Dear People… I hope you all realize that no matter how much you sit and complain about stupid women and all their issues, that it took a mother to get you here. If women are so bad and stupid, stick to your own kind and become homo.
January 24th, 2008 at 6:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
Hmm, and this would be pregnancy card number what..?
“My father gave me life, my mother gestated me.“
January 24th, 2008 at 6:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Oh, the old “mother” argument.
So original, and so not a fact in this day and age.
Such as, successful abortions, of which Factstater you are indeed.
Cloning, etc.
For the rest of us, the mother argument only works that 9 months out of the year women take off from reality and work.
Wow, I see stupid comes in the form of you too.
January 25th, 2008 at 2:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 2a45c4f7ff445
hi
March 26th, 2008 at 8:21 am - IP Man-Hash: d34f0a0c0aceb
You pathetic, subservient, egotisical wankers. Do you say this crap in front of your wives? No, because she would cut your dick off.
You’re only here to serve women, learn to deal with it. You hate us because we are your betters.
If men are so smart then why do you jump through hoops to get a women to notice you. Dont hate us because you’re an inferior male. We are programmed by nature to only pick the strongest, alpha males, you just dont make the cut.
Oh, and i really liked the one where all women are whores because you males are so pathetic you have to pay for sex, stupid women hey? Oldest industry in the world & still makes more money than any of you rejects ever will.
March 26th, 2008 at 8:28 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
I saw your stripper name and and lost the motivation to read a single seditious word.
March 26th, 2008 at 8:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 271ca43bb0c55
Well I’m a Jew too; at least, I’m not a homophobic Nazi.
March 26th, 2008 at 8:50 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Muzalon, why can’t you just get into your oven nicely?
She does have a vagina.
March 26th, 2008 at 9:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 271ca43bb0c55
But also lots of excess body weight…
I would struggle to find the former through the latter.
March 26th, 2008 at 9:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
Oh shut the fuck up, you selfish cunt. If you were to say this to my face, I would snap your fucken’ neck with my bare hands, you frigid, asexual whore.
March 26th, 2008 at 10:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e671a5656d20
You rhink you could manage that before she runs to the nearest male figure for protection?
March 26th, 2008 at 4:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: d34f0a0c0aceb
mmm… did I hit nerve buddy, the truth tends to hurt.
Wow, with you’re neck snapping abilities I cant see why you’re not a hit with the ladies.
“Frigid, asexual whore”… these words dont make sense together, or are they just the meaningless rambling of another sexually frustrated loser?
March 26th, 2008 at 6:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Alexis and her breed can only be crucified as an example down the busiest city streets after her cuckold tools are dealt with first.
First the “men” allied with her kind in politics and law enforcement.. and then the rotten structure will come toppling down like a termine infested tree.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 09b607c8c4b90
Blah, blah, blah, off with his dick, blah. More feminist fascism. What is it with these broads and penises?
April 30th, 2008 at 1:26 am - IP Man-Hash: e3cdc6244e47d
Dick Masteson
Tom Leykis
and Doc Love The system
these 3 guys are my superheroes….
May 6th, 2008 at 1:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 81f420217d258
May 6th, 2008 at 1:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 81f420217d258
Hmm.. Something happened to my comment.
Anyway, I said, “They’re just jealous because they don’t have one, so they threaten ours.”
May 7th, 2008 at 7:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
In the first place, it is certainly the truth that all women are interested in nothing else except money and status, especially frigid American cunts like yourself. Secondly, the phrase “frigid, asexual whore” makes perfect sense as you enjoy sleeping with men for money and resources, but derive absolutely no sensual pleasure from having sex whatsoever. After all, it is an established fact of human physiology that the overwhelming majority of women are both organically frigid and sexually cold; women are driven by extrinsic motivational factors, such as money and status, to participate in coitus. Lastly, I am far from being sexually frustrated as I have beaten and savagely raped thousands of Protestant Anglo-Saxon females. In fact, I am still consumed by a strong desire to rape and beat more Anglo-Saxon females, especially Americans like yourself, as I bring this little diatribe to its fullest completion.
May 7th, 2008 at 9:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
If true, that is mighty impressive. I have humiliated only nine Anglo-American cunts, and beaten up only two.
May 7th, 2008 at 9:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
And this is why sociopathic mass killers on Death Row are inundated with offers of marriage, is it?
It IS a fact that males are programmed to find slim, tanned, nubile virgins under 22 desirable… which is why educated, middle class Anglo-American males are shipping them in from Venezuela and eschewing obese, haggard, neurotic Anglo fucktards like yourself, squatting amidst cat-turds in some dead-beat trailer-park as you no doubt are.
May 7th, 2008 at 9:34 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
Im thinking of giving up women all together and start fucking prostitutes. Your opinion, please?
May 7th, 2008 at 9:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7