Female Oppression: More Monkey Shit
At any moment, a woman can say something completely stupid about something completely obvious. Women have an infinity of wrong inside them. Much in the same way that a child has an infinity of imagination inside it, or a tube of super glue contains an infinity of practical jokes.
Women contain an Infinity of Wrong.
For example, when told that no one gives a fuck about three fat secretaries bickering over an unloaded printer, a woman might call you rude or a jerk. This is completely stupid and wrong of her — and it is very likely fat of her as well. No one gives a fuck about three fat secretaries. Pretending anyone does is childish and insulting to good stories.
Here’s another example: women are worthless in science.
Women’s involvement in scientific progress has been less than a pittance of shit. If you ever tell an educated woman that, she will comb the depths of her Infinity of Wrong to spout something incredibly stupid.
Women haven’t discovered shit because we were oppressed!
Obviously, the only correct answer a woman can give when told something by a man is “how high”, “how long”, or “how young?” An explanation is like a woman’s Joker. It shouldn’t even be in the deck.
Women wouldn’t know real oppression if it walked up and smacked them on the ass. And that’s exactly what women think oppression is. Women have dreamed up a history in their little heads where women were politely coddled out of the laboratory and into the kitchen and that’s what they call oppression. That’s why they didn’t invent or discover shit; because of rebuke.
Men have been burned alive for science.
The fact is, men have been the real victims of oppression throughout history, not women. Men have been oppressed for their brilliance in math. Men have been punished for their innovations in science. Men have been drowned, stabbed, burned, tortured, and killed just for picking up a piece of chalk instead of a frying pan and a birth control test. Women can all go fuck off.
Hippasus - killed for discovering irrational numbers.
Archimedes - killed for doing math during the Roman invasion.
Giordano Bruno - burned for scientific astronomical heresy.
Galileo - imprisoned for discovering the Earth revolved around the sun.
Alan Turing - murdered for scientific prominence.
Einstein - forced out of Germany for being a smart Jew.
These men gave of their minds not because of fame or glory. They gave because men suffer from a condition that makes us give despite the consequences — despite oppression. This condition is called Competence, and it’s something women wouldn’t know about even if it came with the lowest APR in history. As if any woman knows what an APR is.
Women haven’t succeeded in science not because they’ve been oppressed, but because absolutely any woman in history except the very ugliest of the fugliest could put down her calculator whenever she wanted, pick up her dress, put her back on a mattress, and let oppression roar above her head like the man-train it is.
Women are cheap magicians performing in high school auditoriums with poorly-concealed, vaginal trapdoors always less than a step away. You could give a woman a pony for learning fractions, but the only thing she’s going to learn is how to give a hand job. I’ve probably just “oppressed” a dozen girls out of learning fractions.
Hippasus
Archimedes
Galileo
Giordano Bruno
Alan Turing
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November 21st, 2007 at 4:08 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
What’s wrong with Jews? I like Jews.
January 17th, 2008 at 5:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 5493174669ed7
I think the reason why women haven’t “contributed” that much to society other than giving birth is that men enable women to be lazy. A woman doesn’t even have to work to have shelter or food, she can just have sex for it (slutting around, or by marriage) so if everything was handed to you on a silver platter for doing something you enjoy anyways (women like sex even more than men) then you’d probably be lazy too. Men are at fault for this, we enable women to be this way because we’re so desperate for sex. If men would finally realize that sex is at least somewhat overrated, then women would actually have to become pleasant. But this will happen when world peace exists, meaning never.
January 17th, 2008 at 9:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 3a5a75c0b8f33
women suck as people
January 24th, 2008 at 5:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: cf56aa29232a5
Dear People… I hope you all realize that no matter how much you sit and complain about stupid women and all their issues, that it took a mother to get you here. If women are so bad and stupid, stick to your own kind and become homo.
January 24th, 2008 at 6:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
Hmm, and this would be pregnancy card number what..?
“My father gave me life, my mother gestated me.“
January 24th, 2008 at 6:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Oh, the old “mother” argument.
So original, and so not a fact in this day and age.
Such as, successful abortions, of which Factstater you are indeed.
Cloning, etc.
For the rest of us, the mother argument only works that 9 months out of the year women take off from reality and work.
Wow, I see stupid comes in the form of you too.
January 25th, 2008 at 2:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 2a45c4f7ff445
hi
March 26th, 2008 at 8:21 am - IP Man-Hash: d34f0a0c0aceb
You pathetic, subservient, egotisical wankers. Do you say this crap in front of your wives? No, because she would cut your dick off.
You’re only here to serve women, learn to deal with it. You hate us because we are your betters.
If men are so smart then why do you jump through hoops to get a women to notice you. Dont hate us because you’re an inferior male. We are programmed by nature to only pick the strongest, alpha males, you just dont make the cut.
Oh, and i really liked the one where all women are whores because you males are so pathetic you have to pay for sex, stupid women hey? Oldest industry in the world & still makes more money than any of you rejects ever will.
March 26th, 2008 at 8:28 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
I saw your stripper name and and lost the motivation to read a single seditious word.
March 26th, 2008 at 8:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 271ca43bb0c55
Well I’m a Jew too; at least, I’m not a homophobic Nazi.
March 26th, 2008 at 8:50 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Muzalon, why can’t you just get into your oven nicely?
She does have a vagina.
March 26th, 2008 at 9:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 271ca43bb0c55
But also lots of excess body weight…
I would struggle to find the former through the latter.
March 26th, 2008 at 9:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
Oh shut the fuck up, you selfish cunt. If you were to say this to my face, I would snap your fucken’ neck with my bare hands, you frigid, asexual whore.
March 26th, 2008 at 10:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e671a5656d20
You rhink you could manage that before she runs to the nearest male figure for protection?
March 26th, 2008 at 4:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: d34f0a0c0aceb
mmm… did I hit nerve buddy, the truth tends to hurt.
Wow, with you’re neck snapping abilities I cant see why you’re not a hit with the ladies.
“Frigid, asexual whore”… these words dont make sense together, or are they just the meaningless rambling of another sexually frustrated loser?
March 26th, 2008 at 6:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Alexis and her breed can only be crucified as an example down the busiest city streets after her cuckold tools are dealt with first.
First the “men” allied with her kind in politics and law enforcement.. and then the rotten structure will come toppling down like a termine infested tree.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 09b607c8c4b90
Blah, blah, blah, off with his dick, blah. More feminist fascism. What is it with these broads and penises?
April 30th, 2008 at 1:26 am - IP Man-Hash: e3cdc6244e47d
Dick Masteson
Tom Leykis
and Doc Love The system
these 3 guys are my superheroes….
May 6th, 2008 at 1:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 81f420217d258
May 6th, 2008 at 1:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 81f420217d258
Hmm.. Something happened to my comment.
Anyway, I said, “They’re just jealous because they don’t have one, so they threaten ours.”