Female Oppression: More Monkey Shit
At any moment, a woman can say something completely stupid about something completely obvious. Women have an infinity of wrong inside them. Much in the same way that a child has an infinity of imagination inside it, or a tube of super glue contains an infinity of practical jokes.
Women contain an Infinity of Wrong.
For example, when told that no one gives a fuck about three fat secretaries bickering over an unloaded printer, a woman might call you rude or a jerk. This is completely stupid and wrong of her — and it is very likely fat of her as well. No one gives a fuck about three fat secretaries. Pretending anyone does is childish and insulting to good stories.
Here’s another example: women are worthless in science.
Women’s involvement in scientific progress has been less than a pittance of shit. If you ever tell an educated woman that, she will comb the depths of her Infinity of Wrong to spout something incredibly stupid.
Women haven’t discovered shit because we were oppressed!
Obviously, the only correct answer a woman can give when told something by a man is “how high”, “how long”, or “how young?” An explanation is like a woman’s Joker. It shouldn’t even be in the deck.
Women wouldn’t know real oppression if it walked up and smacked them on the ass. And that’s exactly what women think oppression is. Women have dreamed up a history in their little heads where women were politely coddled out of the laboratory and into the kitchen and that’s what they call oppression. That’s why they didn’t invent or discover shit; because of rebuke.
Men have been burned alive for science.
The fact is, men have been the real victims of oppression throughout history, not women. Men have been oppressed for their brilliance in math. Men have been punished for their innovations in science. Men have been drowned, stabbed, burned, tortured, and killed just for picking up a piece of chalk instead of a frying pan and a birth control test. Women can all go fuck off.
Hippasus - killed for discovering irrational numbers.
Archimedes - killed for doing math during the Roman invasion.
Giordano Bruno - burned for scientific astronomical heresy.
Galileo - imprisoned for discovering the Earth revolved around the sun.
Alan Turing - murdered for scientific prominence.
Einstein - forced out of Germany for being a smart Jew.
These men gave of their minds not because of fame or glory. They gave because men suffer from a condition that makes us give despite the consequences — despite oppression. This condition is called Competence, and it’s something women wouldn’t know about even if it came with the lowest APR in history. As if any woman knows what an APR is.
Women haven’t succeeded in science not because they’ve been oppressed, but because absolutely any woman in history except the very ugliest of the fugliest could put down her calculator whenever she wanted, pick up her dress, put her back on a mattress, and let oppression roar above her head like the man-train it is.
Women are cheap magicians performing in high school auditoriums with poorly-concealed, vaginal trapdoors always less than a step away. You could give a woman a pony for learning fractions, but the only thing she’s going to learn is how to give a hand job. I’ve probably just “oppressed” a dozen girls out of learning fractions.
Hippasus
Archimedes
Galileo
Giordano Bruno
Alan Turing
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October 3rd, 2007 at 7:27 am - IP Man-Hash: e94160df3f102
Hahaha, I love this paragraph:
“Women haven’t succeeded in science not because they’ve been oppressed, but because absolutely any woman in history except the very ugliest of the fugliest could put down her calculator whenever she wanted, pick up her dress, put her back on a mattress, and let oppression roar above her head like the man-train it is.”
That is so fucking good. You have talent sir.
October 3rd, 2007 at 8:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 0c5221ee9fc57
Oppression haha. Everything for a woman is an act, straight out of “boobywood”. They live their everyday like they are in a movie or tv show such as Friends where people live in huge flats, dressed like popes while doing nothing all day. Oppression to them is the fact that they can’t live life on pretending only, by just knowing the good phrase at the right time they’d have guessed from that script they didn’t learn nor read - as they want to change the rules whenever they feel like - it’s the fact that you have to learn or earn what you own/know and not just simply be pretty, enter Intel’s lab and draw the next supercomputer without even a ruler, magic inside! Oppression to them is just life out of laziness.
October 3rd, 2007 at 8:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 497a2bd14e918
Said it before and I’ll say it again - throughout history, women who wanted to do things, did them. Women who wanted to get married, have kids and take care of a family, did.
Now they just want to sit on their asses and do nothing, so they cry oppression (or abuse or anything else that will cause them to get their way)
The fact that most women chose the get married, raise a family route does not mean they were oppressed.
Unless they were oppressing themselves.
October 3rd, 2007 at 8:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
Thats the best one yet Dick. I couldnt agree more.
What excites me is how defensive women get when you question thier beliefs and motivations, that’s a sure sign of a defective ideology.
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:04 am - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137
Every time I watch Ellen, Oprah, or the tyra Banks show I want women to get the fuck back in the kitchen and only open their mouths for my dick.
Well said sir. They’re not oppressed, especially today, they’re just retarded, annoying, and care more about lipstick than building a rocket ships to mars like us cowboys would just because we’re bored.
And you’re right about the pretty girls. Absolutely none of them takes school seriously because they know they can marry a rich guy.
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 2f854bed461cf
Excellent article Dick. Women wont know what is oppression even if it hit them in their face! I salute you sir!
October 3rd, 2007 at 11:41 am - IP Man-Hash: f922ef39ca243
Marie Curie didn’t do anything that Pierre didn’t tell her to. That’s why she’s so famous.
What a great role model for Western women.
October 4th, 2007 at 5:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9d549dbb27b06
It was Kirlin’s wife that encouraged people that thought that his electroplate photography was capturing pictures of the Aura/soul…
October 5th, 2007 at 2:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2c8448dad3d5f
Let’s assume for a single, hilarious moment, that women are right about being oppressed.
I know, I know. Bear with me here.
What do men do when they’re oppressed? They RISE UP and take charge until they’re no longer oppressed. If that doesn’t work, they band together with other oppressed men and kick ass and take names until the oppression is no longer hanging over their heads.
What do women do when they’re “oppressed”? Bitch about it.
Men are better than women at being oppressed.
October 5th, 2007 at 3:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Women need to go watch Braveheart.
October 5th, 2007 at 9:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 41f6de747e750
Hell fucking yeah. Excellent point. When the blacks were being oppressed, they rose up (think Martin Luther King, a man by the way) and worked around it.
October 6th, 2007 at 4:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Great read, Dick.
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October 6th, 2007 at 5:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 922b57b755c42
Not oppressed but compressed. Compression of all their imaginary delusions into illusionary victimhood.
October 7th, 2007 at 6:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0d7c2c082eba9
you’re clearly a jew, dick! you and your circumsized penis tee-hee : )
October 7th, 2007 at 6:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0d7c2c082eba9
you’re clearly a jew, dick! you and your circumsized penis tee-hee : )
October 8th, 2007 at 12:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 540f95f4d5a0c
Well, here we go again; the last refuge (ad hominem) of women\idiots, when they can’t argue a point tenably or logically.
How about you pick up an almanac sometime, Vanessa, and do a search on who the scientists, inventors, engineers, artists, et al, are, who have made your life as a female so conveniently bitchable.
I’m sure that after a man teaches you how to read, you will find that the aforementioned characters are 95+% male, yesteryear and presently.
Good luck.
October 8th, 2007 at 3:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
Need I say fat ugly dyke and feminazi?
Further evidence that the feminist propaganda machine survives only by voracious censorship and social conditioning. Feminism is a stack of cards, little sluts, and you’re just helping to spread the word. Soon enough, it will be your sites being shut down, not by us, but by the few straggling survivors out of disinterest.
As it surfaces everywhere that 2nd and 3rd wave feminism is nothing but a compensation mechanism demanding preferential treatment and inherently contradicting itself, it will be increasingly impossible to forward.
October 10th, 2007 at 10:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: ae179e9967da1
All the girls I know invent irrational numbers every fucking day.
Priceless. The Venus Fly Trap does resemble a vagina. This article is one of my favorites. Hell, they’re all my favorites!
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 56cd7d82603b9
Hey Jerks,
This is for the moron who said that most likely a male teacher taught us to read, is an idiot. Most if not all teachers were female back in the days. So most likely a female taught your mama and your daddy how to read, and thats unfortunate because they breed an idiot instead of a decent human being.
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 191d005c2ce6a
Actually my parents taught me to read. I was reading before I even started school.
For your interest, when I was in junior scool the teachers were around 50/50 but once I went to Senior School there was only 1 female teacher in the whole school….she taught french (stupid fucking language). So in my case I was mainly educated by males, therefore your rant doesn’t apply to me. Now fuck off Dick’s website.