News Flash! Men Have Testicles!
Men and women are equal? Yea right. Where the fuck did that even start? Probably at the end of an ice cream and Chardonnay binge where the rest of women and their mythical, ego-building bullshit starts. You can have all the Tiki Taki Bed Bath & Beyond shit in the world, it doesn’t mean you don’t still need a man like your empty life fucking depends on it.
Men and women are perfectly equal except for these things men have that make them jump out of bed at the crack of morning and ask who or what is going to get his or its ass kicked today no matter what happened the day before.
Those things are called testicles. Man testicles. Men and women are not equal. Men are better than women.
Women are all chicken shit cowards. Trust me. I’m a man. I know what I’m talking about.
Have you ever met an ugly woman who founded a successful company on her own? No. The only women who found successful companies are attractive as hell. That’s because “successful” women get handouts from successful male entrepreneurs who need some eye candy at the top. What the fuck are these man millionaires supposed to do? Go to millionaire sausage conferences and yacht clubs with a bunch of other dudes? Don’t be obtuse.
Successful men have failed many times on their man rise to the top. It’s called learning. You don’t learn shit sitting around at home knitting; unless you don’t know how to knit, but if you have any knitting inclination at all you’re a woman and you already know how for some stupid saccharine reason.
Successful women have never failed. All every successful woman ever had to do was show up in a low cut top or give out a few inadequate blow jobs. I will say it again, what the fuck are man millionaires supposed to do? Go to millionaire sausage conferences and yacht clubs with a bunch of other dudes?
Either way, it doesn’t change the fact no woman has ever done anything that involved risk in her life; especially founding a successful company — but especially some stupid game that doesn’t mean shit to anybody. Let me explain.
A recent study at a university full of men says testosterone has a significant impact on the risks men are willing to retake for absolutely no reason. Absolutely no reason that is, except a big fat check in the Win Box. Well no shit. I could have told you that. Why else would men even talk to women or have sex with them at all since women are so goddamn lousy at it. It’s the Win Box.
What science discovered is a marked rise in the testosterone in male subjects willing to play a worthless game again after having been defeated. It is a simple step in man logic to realize full well this applies to anything and everything in life. Men don’t give a shit about money or getting laid per se. That’s not why we built spaceships and invented music and discovered the teachings of Jesus We did it because we have ants in our pants.
Did I say ants? Or did I say testicles.
Women are equal to men? Fuck biology and science since women can’t understand them anyway with their tiny woman-brains. When you start by shooting for a tie, you’re already the looser.
Every man knows that.
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Women don’t need to do ANYTHING to be successful, you’re totally right, Dick. All they need to do is be attractive and give blowjobs. That’s all there is to it. It’s true, and I can know.
I’m a security guard for a large IT company (carrying a handgun is manly by the way) and one of my colleagues is this attractive as hell brunette who joined us 6 months ago. We get along quite well, although the only reason why I talk with her is because she gets me hard. When she first joined, she did administrative tasks. However, on one evening when I began my shift and everybody else had left the building, I noticed that the lights in my boss’s office where still on. I checked it out because I figured that either my boss did overtime (like he regularly does), or he simply forgot to turn the lights off. I was about to open the door when I heard moaning inside. I looked through the shutters and I couldn’t believe it. My boss was getting a blowjob from her. Fuck.
They didn’t notice me so I resumed my patrol and pretended I haven’t seen anything. About half an hour later I saw her coming down the stairs, fixing her lipstick and buttoning her suit. She just smiled at me a bit goofily and left the building.
…
The next week, she got a promotion.
testicles eww…..that the best you got?
Typical feminazi response. “Off with the balls!”
Fascist.
No. The only women who found successful companies are attractive as hell. That’s because “successful” women get handouts from successful male entrepreneurs who need some eye candy at the top.
Not true.
oh man, i know men have testicles. The best part? kicking the men like “dick’ in them. or maybe even chopping them off.
Wouldn’t be a man anymore now would you?
Sonyad and Wolfe have completely destroyed your argument but I wanted to point out this little nugget.
The key word in her little statement is CHOICE. At least women get a choice whereas men are herded up for not being financially available for her choice. Well done.
Are you going all semantic on us?
What’s you point anyway? Trying to show the men in here that something is wrong? That their views are over the top?
Save your breath.
You got it backwards, you see women are dangerous for men to be around because of false accusations.
Any woman who has chosen to be alone with a man is a whore/wants to be raped….refer to other articles on this site.
The way you men go on women are taking a risk to her own safety by ever choosing to be alone with a man.
@Mel, your own words destroy your arguments. You seem an angry and embittered woman; I do feel sorry for you, but I cannot accept your ramblings as fact.
But let’s pretend to:
A staggeringly crude statement, but fair enough, if that’s all you’re capable of. If you’re capable of more, then please demonstrate that.
My dear girl, you can’t have it both ways. Either more men are “dead beat dads” or they are ‘increasingly staying home and taking care of the house and children’.
You cannot rationally have it both ways. (unless you argue that men are both highly ‘progressive’ and highly ‘reactionary’. Unlikely, but barely possible.) Either the societal trends you first argue for exist or they don’t but your own words bury your initial argument.
Yet you try to.
Frankly I think every word you utter is rubbish, but I am willing to play the game of “accept this woman at her word”.
-wolfe
1. That’s rich, coming from you.
More women are legally employed than ever before. Work is something else. Something more.
Fathers tend to do that when faced with rearing some bastard for the better years of their life or have the woman lie about being on contraceptives.
Why abandon or give up for adoption when you can abort and weasel out earlier?
Nevertheless, the occasional child abandonment in litter boxes or on barren fields is not unheard of among women. Neither is post natal infanticide.
If by less you’d meant researching, developing, designing, commissioning and creating/building most everything around you’d have been correct.
See 1.
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How about 20 ( at minimum ) years of personal experience and observing the world around us from each man here?
Is that not an acceptable form of valid data research?
Men are now staying at home because we can raise children better than women.
Deadbeat dads? Just because most women are stupid enough to stay in an abusive relationship “for the children” doesn’t mean men do.
They still care for the children anyways because legally they have to pay for them.
Which is a crock of shit.
Must be nice to have ALL the power of being able to give birth.. but only HALF the responsibilities.
No woman can be ordered to keep a baby… but she sure as hell can legally order a man to pay for it.
How would you like that?
Say I wanted to bake a cake and you didn’t want any cake.. but I made you pay half of my cake. That would be unfair and suck, right?
Now how about I did want cake.. and you bought a cake then right in front of me threw it in the garbage… that would suck, right?
Most of you women want your cake.. and men’s cake and expect not to get fat.
All military whores defend against is blueballs for real soldiers.
You should seriously try researching some facts instead of consistently pulling bullshit out of your ass. More women are working today then ever before. More women are supporting families on their own some by choice some due to the fact that the dead beat fathers have disappeared. Hmm don’t hear too much about women abandoning their children do you. I suppose the fact the % of females defending our country constantly increases means nothing to you either. Actually if you look at the facts you shall see that in today’s society men do less then they have before. That’s right - Check out the increasingly number of men that stay home and take care of the house and the children. OOOOHHH once upon a time that was un-heard of- Not any more.
yeah, it wouldn’t suprise me if that’s their goal
This is what we’re trying to tell everyone. I feel so sorry for those men who actually support feminists.
[out of] hand to mouth - i thought that’s what you guys prefer!
yeah, it wouldn’t suprise me if that’s their goal
New word ordered. Thought it had something to do with gaol, but assumption is a feminine noun and I looked it up.
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unless all the pussy whipped men wake up to this, it will be very hard to change in countries like America and Australia
“Men and women are equal?”
Even women know it’s bullshit. They’re just using it to take our “privileges/benefits” while they keep theirs. Who’s left as the looser? Men.
Men are now expected to do even more than before, while the woman does even Less!
What to do to stop this from getting even more out of hand?
Women don’t take risks. That’s just stupidity disguised as risk. They’re doing it, but you know they don’t have any f***ing clue how dangerous it is. Ever seen a woman drive (hopefully from a distance)? They don’t even know why a car goes down the road in the direction it does. Now bring snow and ice into the equation. Nuf said.
Amen.
The risks women take tend to be slighter and rather unglorious. Some may argue wisely… so. The risks men take are always uncelebrated as justly. Also that men, in their evil patriarchal ways, preclude women from taking manly risks.
I’m still haunted by the (Swedish, Norwegian, Finnish or off the mark completely? - I forget) bomb squady that’s left blind, deaf and severely disfigured by burns after a bomb defusal went sower (also lost his hands but I’m unsure I remember correctly).
The poor bloke said, somebody has to do the job. If it hadn’t been me then it might have been a woman or child. And he burst into tears.
A documentary on Reality TV, a few years back. I’m not ashamed to say it moved me to tears.
Or the biorobots over Cernobîl. Or the policemen and firefighters that died in the twin towers, striving to save the lives of others till the very end.
Yes. That evil glass ceiling and the ghastly patriarchy above it…
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Please don’t presume to know why I built my spaceship.
You assume a degree of judgment in women that may not exist. But point taken.
Best,
-wolfe
No woman has ever done anything that involved risk without doing it to purposefully fuck up.
I removed that before posting.
-Dick
As always, Dick, your analysis is excellent, but I do beg to differ.
No. Women vacillate between no risk and insane risk, on no predictable basis.
e.g. “Oh I think I’ll have sex with that guy in front of my husband, he won’t mind? I think?” vs “You stupid bastard… you’ve founded your own company? Just because you think this stupid “software” idea is going to be big in the 1980’s!? You bastard!”
Best
-wolfe
For real Dick but the knitting part… no way did a woman come up with the idea. Some half naked man had to figure that out and pass it on to a woman.