News Flash! Men Have Testicles!
Men and women are equal? Yea right. Where the fuck did that even start? Probably at the end of an ice cream and Chardonnay binge where the rest of women and their mythical, ego-building bullshit starts. You can have all the Tiki Taki Bed Bath & Beyond shit in the world, it doesn’t mean you don’t still need a man like your empty life fucking depends on it.
Men and women are perfectly equal except for these things men have that make them jump out of bed at the crack of morning and ask who or what is going to get his or its ass kicked today no matter what happened the day before.
Those things are called testicles. Man testicles. Men and women are not equal. Men are better than women.
Women are all chicken shit cowards. Trust me. I’m a man. I know what I’m talking about.
Have you ever met an ugly woman who founded a successful company on her own? No. The only women who found successful companies are attractive as hell. That’s because “successful” women get handouts from successful male entrepreneurs who need some eye candy at the top. What the fuck are these man millionaires supposed to do? Go to millionaire sausage conferences and yacht clubs with a bunch of other dudes? Don’t be obtuse.
Successful men have failed many times on their man rise to the top. It’s called learning. You don’t learn shit sitting around at home knitting; unless you don’t know how to knit, but if you have any knitting inclination at all you’re a woman and you already know how for some stupid saccharine reason.
Successful women have never failed. All every successful woman ever had to do was show up in a low cut top or give out a few inadequate blow jobs. I will say it again, what the fuck are man millionaires supposed to do? Go to millionaire sausage conferences and yacht clubs with a bunch of other dudes?
Either way, it doesn’t change the fact no woman has ever done anything that involved risk in her life; especially founding a successful company — but especially some stupid game that doesn’t mean shit to anybody. Let me explain.
A recent study at a university full of men says testosterone has a significant impact on the risks men are willing to retake for absolutely no reason. Absolutely no reason that is, except a big fat check in the Win Box. Well no shit. I could have told you that. Why else would men even talk to women or have sex with them at all since women are so goddamn lousy at it. It’s the Win Box.
What science discovered is a marked rise in the testosterone in male subjects willing to play a worthless game again after having been defeated. It is a simple step in man logic to realize full well this applies to anything and everything in life. Men don’t give a shit about money or getting laid per se. That’s not why we built spaceships and invented music and discovered the teachings of Jesus We did it because we have ants in our pants.
Did I say ants? Or did I say testicles.
Women are equal to men? Fuck biology and science since women can’t understand them anyway with their tiny woman-brains. When you start by shooting for a tie, you’re already the looser.
Every man knows that.
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unless all the pussy whipped men wake up to this, it will be very hard to change in countries like America and Australia
“Men and women are equal?”
Even women know it’s bullshit. They’re just using it to take our “privileges/benefits” while they keep theirs. Who’s left as the looser? Men.
Men are now expected to do even more than before, while the woman does even Less!
What to do to stop this from getting even more out of hand?
Women don’t take risks. That’s just stupidity disguised as risk. They’re doing it, but you know they don’t have any f***ing clue how dangerous it is. Ever seen a woman drive (hopefully from a distance)? They don’t even know why a car goes down the road in the direction it does. Now bring snow and ice into the equation. Nuf said.
Amen.
The risks women take tend to be slighter and rather unglorious. Some may argue wisely… so. The risks men take are always uncelebrated as justly. Also that men, in their evil patriarchal ways, preclude women from taking manly risks.
I’m still haunted by the (Swedish, Norwegian, Finnish or off the mark completely? - I forget) bomb squady that’s left blind, deaf and severely disfigured by burns after a bomb defusal went sower (also lost his hands but I’m unsure I remember correctly).
The poor bloke said, somebody has to do the job. If it hadn’t been me then it might have been a woman or child. And he burst into tears.
A documentary on Reality TV, a few years back. I’m not ashamed to say it moved me to tears.
Or the biorobots over Cernobîl. Or the policemen and firefighters that died in the twin towers, striving to save the lives of others till the very end.
Yes. That evil glass ceiling and the ghastly patriarchy above it…
- Bouzouki Ensemble - Opa opa ta
Dick For President!
Please don’t presume to know why I built my spaceship.
You assume a degree of judgment in women that may not exist. But point taken.
Best,
-wolfe
No woman has ever done anything that involved risk without doing it to purposefully fuck up.
I removed that before posting.
-Dick
As always, Dick, your analysis is excellent, but I do beg to differ.
No. Women vacillate between no risk and insane risk, on no predictable basis.
e.g. “Oh I think I’ll have sex with that guy in front of my husband, he won’t mind? I think?” vs “You stupid bastard… you’ve founded your own company? Just because you think this stupid “software” idea is going to be big in the 1980’s!? You bastard!”
Best
-wolfe
For real Dick but the knitting part… no way did a woman come up with the idea. Some half naked man had to figure that out and pass it on to a woman.