Kevin Federline: Man Hero
Today, October 1st, marks a great day for men and for justice. We can all give a manly nod and a manly point to the courts today, as they have just awarded Kevin Federline rightful custody over his children.
This is unlike the day on which Joey Buttafuoco was sent to prison. That was a sad day.
Today, the system works.
The law is heavily biased against men. Women don’t understand liability or intent — or anything for that matter. I was once asked by a woman why those plastic balls gerbils run around in have holes in them.
“Why do you have holes in you?” I asked. Her answer was unsatisfactory.
The law is lenient on women for the same reason it’s lenient on horses. Neither can think like a man.
Kevin Federline has a proven track record not only as a parent, but also as a musician, a lady’s man, a professional wrestler, and a humorist. Remember that Superbowl commercial where he was working in a fast food drive thru? That commercial was hilarious.
And it was also poignant. If a man looses his trailer-trash, pop-diva, Cesarean-scared “sugar mama”, he’s forced into a life of menial labor. Women who fail to please their meal tickets are forced to blow ten grand that isn’t theirs anyway on a legal dispute that can only help them — help them shove that ten grand up your ass, that is.
Today, the California Superior Court decided that Britney Spears is an unfit mother. That could be because she’s shown a “habitual, frequent and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol,” or it could be because she refused to take random, court-ordered drug tests. Whenever I refuse to take a drug test, it’s because I’m on so many drugs I can barely fucking walk, let alone take a drug test after driving to the store without a seatbelt on and with my toddler sitting on my lap. It could be because of her hit and run, her insane head shaving, her flabby come-back special on MTV, or any of that other shit, but it’s not. Britney Spears was declared an unfit mother because she’s a woman.
At the age of 14, Hitler was raised by a single mother. Think about that. Then, thank Judge Scott M. Gordon and the California Supreme Court.
Justice isn’t blind or sleeping today.
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October 1st, 2007 at 8:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 78aa99a80f85e
It’s somewhat frightening to think that at least for a moment, Kevin Federline is a personal hero. However, having watched the courts fuck my children over, I have to admit that for today, K-Fed is my hero.
October 1st, 2007 at 8:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 19ac35084f416
I’m just glad to see this celebrity favoritism bullshit coming to an end. Also, to celebrate, I went to Taco Bell and ordered way more than I could manage to eat, and ate it anyway.
October 1st, 2007 at 8:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9d549dbb27b06
Isn’t this whole obsession with Celebrities a woman instigated social phenomenon? Men traditionally look up to the deeds of other men but don’t look much into the personal lives. True this had us idealizing the slave owning founding fathers, but is that any worse than what’s going on now?
October 1st, 2007 at 9:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: ada025f711fbe
Today is indeed an amazing day for men. Go Kevin.
October 1st, 2007 at 10:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: f42c56a3b67c9
“FED-EX FUCKS UP YET STILL MANAGES TO DELIVER!!”
Yeah, Fed’s Ex fucked up big time and delivered the kids right into Fed’s hands.
Not bad humour for an Englishman, eh? If it’s not funny just tell me and I’ll stick to slagging the bitches off.
October 1st, 2007 at 10:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: f608878359f0e
All these model chicks wanna do me
Tabloids tried to screw me
Magazines try to kill me
But im nasty
Too fuckin slick and sly
So high
I could prolly drop a shit and fly
You gonna need a big army
If you comin for me
K. Federline - I hit like tsunamis
I just thought it would be appropriate to display K-Fed’s talent. Even when Britney Spears was trying to drag him down, he was able to come through with man-lyrics like that.
Kevin Federline is a Man Hero.
October 1st, 2007 at 11:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
@Dakota good to see you’re still around.
@all
I think what’s key here is this (from one of the endless stories):
That’s likely what’s needed to deny women custody: observation of their behavior and publicizing it.
I’m not sure Britney’s behavior is that rare for many women her age.
-wolfe
October 2nd, 2007 at 12:26 am - IP Man-Hash: ba81c54d021ff
Every great blog/band/author has that one stinker that should never have been made. This is yours.
rm “no-kids-for-britney.*”
October 2nd, 2007 at 12:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7d23fcc862e5
The petulant peevish lout Brittany shaved her head because the day before Federline threatened to have her hair checked for drugs-a method to detect longer term drug use than blood or urine testing. This is truly a “day of days” for men.
October 2nd, 2007 at 2:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: a4ecb34b538d9
Wow, for being such manly men you sure know a lot about celebrity gossip. I had a feeling this site was made up of a bunch of twelve year old girls…confirmed.
October 2nd, 2007 at 2:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7d23fcc862e5
Hey Jenn , My masculinity has never been at stake plus I know alot about more than celebrity gossip like plumbing, electrical ,carpentry and medicine to name a few. I am also a self made millionare. This is what separates a manly man from a prognathous nefarious mendacious “girl” like yourself. I’d like to see you come over and handle a framing nail gun in a tight spot (if you get my drift). Hate to rain on your delusional menstrual parade as i guess you are feeling Brittany’s pain in your left nipple.
October 2nd, 2007 at 2:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
I learned everything I know about Britney Spears from commercials during House MD.
-Dick
October 2nd, 2007 at 3:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 534112f19a8c0
How..amazing that you’ve managed to gain such knowledge and wealth, yet still sound 10 years old. I can’t decide whether to think this funny or pathetic shite.
October 2nd, 2007 at 4:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9d549dbb27b06
Jenn are you a plagiarist or did you forget you didn’t come up with that on your own in the time it took for you to read the five post between mine and TheHammer’s?
October 2nd, 2007 at 6:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1cce070239425
Hey Jenn just because us men know everything about fucking everything doesn’t mean we are comparable to your dimwittedness when we talk about something that females find utterly fascinating. Also the purpose of this article is to underline the greatness of man (through K-Fed). Proving Britney the slut’s incompetence was a natural byproduct of that.
*D3C*
October 2nd, 2007 at 7:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7381abe25f9d0
Female “so called”. 10 year old men haven’t learned these lessons:
1. Never marry or even date an American woman unless she has Brittany’s money (can you picture Asian china doll)
2. Women are happiest and most efficacious when doing laundry and cooking. Anything above that is fluff.
3. If a women asks you to help out in the kitchen burn it and you won’t be asked again.
I could pontificate on but must go nail something now (perhaps you can explain the nail gun metaphor to Jenn)
October 2nd, 2007 at 8:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
There are too many excellent points here for me to respond to.
Well done, men.
-Dick
October 2nd, 2007 at 9:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 41f6de747e750
I think its more of the fact of the negativity already heaped upon britney which enabled Kevin to get such a victory. Just think about it. If it was any other case, the woman will win by sheer virtue of her sex. For once, men have to thank the media for showing Britney like she is - a whore, a habitual liar and an unfit mother.
October 2nd, 2007 at 11:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
@TheHammer Welcome to the site. Great points. One doesn’t hear the word prognathous often enough these days.
I learn everything I need to know about modern culture just by watching House MD. I Tivo out the commercials.
-wolfe
October 3rd, 2007 at 6:05 am - IP Man-Hash: a4ecb34b538d9
Yeah…everyone’s a “self made millionare” on the internets. I seriously doubt that someone who knows medicine wouldn’t know how to spell words such as “a lot” and “millionaire”. I see you’ve put your thesaurus to good use…why not try a dictionary to work on that spelling rich boy?
October 3rd, 2007 at 6:20 am - IP Man-Hash: c7d23fcc862e5
Jenn,
I saw the typos before I sent the post and sent it anyway and that is what makes me a man’s man. Being a “rich boy” sure beats being a poor “gurly girl”. I couldn’t give a rat’s ass what you think about my spelling. In my real job I use voice recognition with spellcheck and do just fine so you can wipe that dour look off your face and go needle someone who gives a damn.
You can look up dour in your thesaurus or i can explain it easier for you: It is the combination of the look Donald Trump gets after eating a lemon and the look I get when cruising the mall and ask fat chicks when is their due date? Perhaps you were one at the mall and that is why like a battered spouse who won’t leave you continue to hang around this website.
October 3rd, 2007 at 8:25 am - IP Man-Hash: a4ecb34b538d9
Oh, did I forget to tell you? I’m a millionaire too!! Weird huh?!?! Two of us on the same website!
I hope that when you use voice recognition at your “real job” (as opposed to your fake one?) it speaks back to you telling you that you’re a fucking moron and that you have the grammar skills of a 9 year old. Why don’t you try reading that last paragraph back to yourself genius?
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 41f6de747e750
You dont make millions whoring yourself out. You earn meals yes but not fucking millions.
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:21 am - IP Man-Hash: c7d23fcc862e5
Poor Jenn can’t face the truisms so attacks the grammar. You really are missing the big point. I notice you didn’t dispute the mall chick analogy. A bit portly are ya? When your fantasy world collides with the real world will you do the same as the airport handcuffed Shiela? Don’t misinterpet my comments. I like certain things about women like their soft skin and ability to repetitively perform robotic duties like laundry and cooking. I guess my grammatical skills were good enough to earn me my first million and fair share of three ways (no dudes involved) . What’s next after correcting typos/ I believe my sexuality is about to be attacked. I quiver.
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 5acb8d5dc39dd
I like how she describes you as a “fucking moron” and “not able to use proper grammer” etc when its evident she cant read/follow directions. Read the fucking sign: NO WOMEN ALLOWED … You dont need a Phd in english to understand that.
October 3rd, 2007 at 11:26 am - IP Man-Hash: a4ecb34b538d9
Sarcasm, my love…learn it. And TheHammer…I’m actually a 23 year old 105 pound woman…but if you need to tell yourself I’m fat, lazy, disgusting (a number of other childish insults I’m sure) so that you feel better about not being able to convince people on the internets that YOU ARE A MILLIONAIRE (no seriously, I get it…you’ve said it like four times) then go for it sweetheart. Everyone knows that really successfull people spend thier valuable time on the internet convincing strangers that they have millions…give me a fucking break, are you 12?
October 3rd, 2007 at 12:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: dabd35956aac3
Hi im new here and I think men are better then women. We are stronger and more intelligent etc but anyway I like women in ONE way because you can have sex with them lol
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
Let’s see some pictures.
-Dick
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: f42c56a3b67c9
So you’re not fat…ok
Hey, Hammer, you did quite well in your description of her….as Meatloaf said….”2 outta 3 ain’t bad!”
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
If she weighs 105 she must be 13. Either that or she’s 4 1/2 feet tall.
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: a4ecb34b538d9
Actually moron, I said those things. I’ll let it slide…reading’s hard :(
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7d23fcc862e5
Dearest Jennair-head,
I guess the 23 yr old age plus gender explains your inability to focus on the issues, if I cared so much about typos I would mesmerize an English major with big TA-TAs by flashing something glittery and have her check my messages for free. I actually believe you about your weight but how much does your mother weigh? Pushing 23 yr old chick’s buttons is occasionally fun but I tire of your mundane responses. Was it the “date Asian not American women” advice that peeved you? At such a tender age the real world jungle still awaits you. You have 3 years until Dick’s 26 year old poontang rule overtakes you. The clock is ticking.
I bet you have already pictured the glittery object- perhaps a tennis bracelet or diamond necklace?
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: a4ecb34b538d9
Awww Mike that’s cute…you have no idea how much a woman should weigh becuase you’ve never actually spent any time with one! A 4 1/2 foot woman that weighed 105 pounds would actually be a little thick. Don’t worry…I’m sure that special lady will come along some day!
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Their is no such thing as a special lady. Trust me in 6 years you can add 40 pounds onto your weight. It’s a woman thing.
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 91a88b46c31cd
6 years? You mean 9 months don’t you? Pregnancy, one 8lb baby, three stone (I’m English) in weight goes on and it doesn’t ever come off again.
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: c7d23fcc862e5
Jennair-head,
How about putting your money where your emotions are and I’ll have Dick contact you by your email to put us in touch. I’ll have a bet contract executed for us both to sign that I can produce verifable written information of my millionaire status. You lose you pay 50K. I’ll split it with Dick.
By the way, my Asian girlfriend is 5 ft tall and weighs approx. 95 pounds. Do you want me to put that in the contract also. Makes you sound kinda fat and she’s alot older than you, bubble butt.
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: a4ecb34b538d9
Actually genius, her height and weight is directly proportional to mine. What medical school did you go to again? I gotta give them a call and let them know they’re sending out idiots.
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
This marks the second time a woman has been called out on mabtw, and the second time she has backed down in cowardice.
Long live The Penis.
-Dick
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: f42c56a3b67c9
I notice Jenn’s failure to respond to the 50k part of Hammer’s remark.
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: f42c56a3b67c9
Oops….sorry, Dick. I guess you just beat me to it.
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: a4ecb34b538d9
Cowardice Dick? I don’t have $50,000. I’m 23 years old. I have student loans, car payments and a mortgage to pay…with no help from a man or my parents. To be honest, I’m doing pretty damn good for my age period. TheHammer can threaten and make ridiculous proposals all he wants, I still do not believe that he is a millionaire OR that he has a girlfriend. He called me bubble butt for christs sake…truly the words of an established gentleman.
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Good point, all rich people are classy just like in movies, fuckwit.
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
TheHammer, what medical school did you go to? What’s your area of speciality and if you did a thesis, where might we find a listing of it on the internet? Thanks.
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Jenn you might not have a man paying your way now. But when reality sets in, you’ll entrap some slob into paying your loans for your womens lib degree off.
October 3rd, 2007 at 3:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: c4d026b819ad4
He’s willing to prove he’s a millionaire. You’re not willing to prove you’re 105 lbs.
That’s called integrity. No integrity.
-Dick
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 642da97c46c07
Dick, if you’re as enterprising and intelligent as you present yourself to be, I think you could EASILY figure out a way to see what I look like. I’m not posting a picture of myself here…I don’t feel the need to prove that I’m attractive to strangers and Hammer shouldnt feel the need to prove that he’s a millionaire to strangers.
October 3rd, 2007 at 5:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: a13ba81333017
There’s one minor difference. We’re inclined, on balance, to believe him. We’re less inclined to believe you.
And, given that you had a go at Hammer on grammar, you might want to check out that apostrophe key and learn to use it properly.
-wolfe
October 3rd, 2007 at 5:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5556903c41ed8
Face it, you lost the encounter and you lost all credibility. Now you’re backing down even more.
Your big mouth revved hard at the beginning, and now it’s “I don’t feel the need to prove…”.
Put up or shut up bitch. Or fuck off. You’re not permitted here anyway.
October 3rd, 2007 at 5:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 03b0a567e4a68
Stop responding to women. You all suck.
October 3rd, 2007 at 5:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
Why you no respond to my question, TheHammer?
In the words of a great man,
October 3rd, 2007 at 6:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
How the hell could Dick easily figure out a way to see what she looks like?
Wait, Hustler still has Beaver Hunt.
October 3rd, 2007 at 6:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7381abe25f9d0
Fe(eble)male or should i address you as feeformale? and Jennair (see no head suffix needed as Pavlovian methods are already working)
I was not oblivious to Jennair’s age and gender being incompatible with liquid assets of 50K so before making the bet offer i had already decided I would need to garnish her wages at the Gap or wherever she works for the next 20 years. As I do not wish to “pile on” both of you so out of the kindness of my manheart i will tell you both how to obtain what i have;
1. Go to cooking school
2. Learn how to give a man a good pedicure
3. Take Kama Sutra classes
(of course in reverse order)
Then meet a man like me before they make their first million because by then they will already have figured out to not date American women. So sorry that we have been out of touch but i just finished receiving my pedicure.
October 3rd, 2007 at 6:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7381abe25f9d0
P.S. Female, one doesn’t write a thesis for medical school. You are confusedwith Masters and Doctorate program (Ph.D.)
By the way what is your weight? Yes i can convert kilograms over 100.
October 3rd, 2007 at 6:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
Ah, the secretz of how you made your money. Your sugardaddy must be proud.
October 3rd, 2007 at 7:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
Men do not have to exploit themselves for money or attention. We have things called brains in our heads, and are therefore expected to be judged on a superior scale in comparison to a female.
Which would be fine with me if girls did not also have to flap their lips about how it is now empowering, how they are somehow the ones in control, when they manipulate the weak figureheads in politics and society.
Strippers/models do not fuck strangers because they love surprise sex. As much as they forward the idea, there’s a reason men are the ones who pay girls. There is also a reason that 50% of all sluts, in their empowering and elegant profession, will attempt suicide within a year of continuous employment.
They fuck for the money, and they don’t like it. You can moan about multiple orgasms all you want, but the sluts couldn’t give two shits if their ovaries were removed or their twat nerves were cut. I’d be fine with letting a slut be and fuck whoever she wants if she could stay at the bottom where she belongs. But now, with 2nd and 3rd wave feminism, we have whores strutting around in colleges and offices. Their IQ could drop 25% in a day - no one would care. They could act nervous and grieved for a week - the men would see her miniskirt and cleavage and play out the sympathy card. Her father could have died, but her sole source of any form of attention is her body and looseness. If they weren’t so over promoted and had a more suitable job, one not provided by feminist lobbies and anti-male conditioning, like a mail room clerk, a low-paid secretary, or was at least openly employed as the office cum-dumpster (complete with her ‘office’) and suitably budgeted for her talent, she would not be so dehumanized.
Rather, she survives only on falsehoods and illusion. As more men realize that the type of office which selectively employs plastic womyn - visible through the sales representative/consultant - produces inferior products and survives through subsidies and social stigma, girls will find themselves being judged as men.
PS
Female, whenever I see a girl with cleavage, I wonder what drives her to such desperate measures as to underlie her superior personality, intellect, sex life, and talent with her body.
It’s a real shame that you girls exploit your sex. It gets in the way of knowing the real you.
October 3rd, 2007 at 7:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
Mmm, well, seeing as Jenn has not submitted a picture of herself, and I have refused to answer TheHammer’s question in relation to my weight, I really don’t see where you get the idea that we are exploiting our sex. Oh well, can’t please them all. If we showed pics, we’d be labelled sluts, if we don’t, we’re labelled fat and unfuckable. Women don’t even try under such conditions, Doubt, they just laugh at the immature hypocrisy and refuse to play ball.
October 3rd, 2007 at 7:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
What do I get if I do?
-Dick
October 3rd, 2007 at 7:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
You claim that having cleavage is about being big enough to show off your body. You also admitted accepting preferential treatment with glee. You weren’t shocked by this subjective injustice, you didn’t put your 9-inch heel down and say, “I am a human! I want to be accepted for my talent and persona, not my sex!” No, you just laid down and let it happen. And who gives a fuck? It’s not like you’re a productive member of society. You just flash you titties and are perfectly okay with that.
Your boss is at fault for providing said employment, but then, his job probably does not revolve around exploiting the female sex or portraying their personalities and intellects as irrelevant. And when talent and efficiency is no longer a matter of a 10% smaller ipod nano being developed 1 month earlier but rather how many people will live or die (it already is, but on a local scale), he will have to either get with the program or be replaced out of absolute necessity.
October 3rd, 2007 at 8:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9604615ec560b
@ TheHammer: You got an Asian girlfriend, wise thinking!
@ Jenn: Catherine, another proud woman like yourself posted her picture online. As you can see, she isnt dead yet. Either you prove what you are saying or continue having 0 for credibility.
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: f42c56a3b67c9
When it comes to this site it doesn’t matter whether Jenn posts a pic of herself or not….her credibility is 0. This is the internet. We use computers and their operating systems function using 1’s and 0’s. The highest number available is 1 and that is reserved for the credibility of a man so therefore, no matter what they do, the credibility of a woman is 0. Why?
Because 1 > 0 and men > women.
I daresay that the women will squeal like stuck pigs at that but who cares? Not only can we fuck their heads with words we can also fuck them with numbers. If they don’t like it they can always fuck off Dick’s site.
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: cfc16a8e6e502
Jenn said: “Dick, if you’re as enterprising and intelligent as you present yourself to be, I think you could EASILY figure out a way to see what I look like.”
Well, he could. In fact, I could… anyone here could in 5-10 minutes. That dear, is NOT integrity. That’s your ass getting cought. Integrity is when YOU show us, thereafore proving that you have nothing to hide. If we do it for you, that’s not on you.
Furthermore, it’s invasion of privacy. Displaying information about you that was not made available by you is against the law (provided it wasn’t posted somewhere else with mass availability). So of course Dick can find out. But he won’t, because he believes in integrity and following man’s law.
Silly, silly girl.
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
If this is how you see women, then this is how they will behave.
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: b660b3cf6f151
Fuck you.
P Coderch
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: cfc16a8e6e502
That makes no sense. Regardless of how we see women, they will act the way they act. We’re not talking Stockholme syndrome here. I hope you arn’t suggesting that women are malliable wafflers?
Unless you are saying that a woman can’t be anything but dark when viewed through dark eyes. This is very true… however, men don’t start out disliking women. Disliking women is a response to a series of events, in which women demontrate actions deserving of general dislike.
Often men views are tainted, yes… but they are tainted no more (and probably less) that the general female viewpoint. And I totally said “taint” while having a serious discussion. Haha, I rock.
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: f42c56a3b67c9
I much prefer not to see women at all.
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
People rarely see what doesn’t conform to their expectations.
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: c829467a955ad
My mother tells me that women are traitorous lying whores ONLY because I believe women are traitorous lying whores. Her ‘logic’ is that if I change my views of women then they will no longer be traitorous lying whores.
So, Female, are you only fat because we all believe you’re fat or wer