Kevin Federline: Man Hero
Today, October 1st, marks a great day for men and for justice. We can all give a manly nod and a manly point to the courts today, as they have just awarded Kevin Federline rightful custody over his children.
This is unlike the day on which Joey Buttafuoco was sent to prison. That was a sad day.
Today, the system works.
The law is heavily biased against men. Women don’t understand liability or intent — or anything for that matter. I was once asked by a woman why those plastic balls gerbils run around in have holes in them.
“Why do you have holes in you?” I asked. Her answer was unsatisfactory.
The law is lenient on women for the same reason it’s lenient on horses. Neither can think like a man.
Kevin Federline has a proven track record not only as a parent, but also as a musician, a lady’s man, a professional wrestler, and a humorist. Remember that Superbowl commercial where he was working in a fast food drive thru? That commercial was hilarious.
And it was also poignant. If a man looses his trailer-trash, pop-diva, Cesarean-scared “sugar mama”, he’s forced into a life of menial labor. Women who fail to please their meal tickets are forced to blow ten grand that isn’t theirs anyway on a legal dispute that can only help them — help them shove that ten grand up your ass, that is.
Today, the California Superior Court decided that Britney Spears is an unfit mother. That could be because she’s shown a “habitual, frequent and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol,” or it could be because she refused to take random, court-ordered drug tests. Whenever I refuse to take a drug test, it’s because I’m on so many drugs I can barely fucking walk, let alone take a drug test after driving to the store without a seatbelt on and with my toddler sitting on my lap. It could be because of her hit and run, her insane head shaving, her flabby come-back special on MTV, or any of that other shit, but it’s not. Britney Spears was declared an unfit mother because she’s a woman.
At the age of 14, Hitler was raised by a single mother. Think about that. Then, thank Judge Scott M. Gordon and the California Supreme Court.
Justice isn’t blind or sleeping today.
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Wow, for being such manly men you sure know a lot about celebrity gossip. I had a feeling this site was made up of a bunch of twelve year old girls…confirmed.
The petulant peevish lout Brittany shaved her head because the day before Federline threatened to have her hair checked for drugs-a method to detect longer term drug use than blood or urine testing. This is truly a “day of days” for men.
Every great blog/band/author has that one stinker that should never have been made. This is yours.
rm “no-kids-for-britney.*”
@Dakota good to see you’re still around.
@all
I think what’s key here is this (from one of the endless stories):
That’s likely what’s needed to deny women custody: observation of their behavior and publicizing it.
I’m not sure Britney’s behavior is that rare for many women her age.
-wolfe
All these model chicks wanna do me
Tabloids tried to screw me
Magazines try to kill me
But im nasty
Too fuckin slick and sly
So high
I could prolly drop a shit and fly
You gonna need a big army
If you comin for me
K. Federline - I hit like tsunamis
I just thought it would be appropriate to display K-Fed’s talent. Even when Britney Spears was trying to drag him down, he was able to come through with man-lyrics like that.
Kevin Federline is a Man Hero.
“FED-EX FUCKS UP YET STILL MANAGES TO DELIVER!!”
Yeah, Fed’s Ex fucked up big time and delivered the kids right into Fed’s hands.
Not bad humour for an Englishman, eh? If it’s not funny just tell me and I’ll stick to slagging the bitches off.
Today is indeed an amazing day for men. Go Kevin.
Isn’t this whole obsession with Celebrities a woman instigated social phenomenon? Men traditionally look up to the deeds of other men but don’t look much into the personal lives. True this had us idealizing the slave owning founding fathers, but is that any worse than what’s going on now?
I’m just glad to see this celebrity favoritism bullshit coming to an end. Also, to celebrate, I went to Taco Bell and ordered way more than I could manage to eat, and ate it anyway.
It’s somewhat frightening to think that at least for a moment, Kevin Federline is a personal hero. However, having watched the courts fuck my children over, I have to admit that for today, K-Fed is my hero.