Kevin Federline: Man Hero
Today, October 1st, marks a great day for men and for justice. We can all give a manly nod and a manly point to the courts today, as they have just awarded Kevin Federline rightful custody over his children.
This is unlike the day on which Joey Buttafuoco was sent to prison. That was a sad day.
Today, the system works.
The law is heavily biased against men. Women don’t understand liability or intent — or anything for that matter. I was once asked by a woman why those plastic balls gerbils run around in have holes in them.
“Why do you have holes in you?” I asked. Her answer was unsatisfactory.
The law is lenient on women for the same reason it’s lenient on horses. Neither can think like a man.
Kevin Federline has a proven track record not only as a parent, but also as a musician, a lady’s man, a professional wrestler, and a humorist. Remember that Superbowl commercial where he was working in a fast food drive thru? That commercial was hilarious.
And it was also poignant. If a man looses his trailer-trash, pop-diva, Cesarean-scared “sugar mama”, he’s forced into a life of menial labor. Women who fail to please their meal tickets are forced to blow ten grand that isn’t theirs anyway on a legal dispute that can only help them — help them shove that ten grand up your ass, that is.
Today, the California Superior Court decided that Britney Spears is an unfit mother. That could be because she’s shown a “habitual, frequent and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol,” or it could be because she refused to take random, court-ordered drug tests. Whenever I refuse to take a drug test, it’s because I’m on so many drugs I can barely fucking walk, let alone take a drug test after driving to the store without a seatbelt on and with my toddler sitting on my lap. It could be because of her hit and run, her insane head shaving, her flabby come-back special on MTV, or any of that other shit, but it’s not. Britney Spears was declared an unfit mother because she’s a woman.
At the age of 14, Hitler was raised by a single mother. Think about that. Then, thank Judge Scott M. Gordon and the California Supreme Court.
Justice isn’t blind or sleeping today.
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If she weighs 105 she must be 13. Either that or she’s 4 1/2 feet tall.
So you’re not fat…ok
Hey, Hammer, you did quite well in your description of her….as Meatloaf said….”2 outta 3 ain’t bad!”
Let’s see some pictures.
-Dick
Hi im new here and I think men are better then women. We are stronger and more intelligent etc but anyway I like women in ONE way because you can have sex with them lol
Sarcasm, my love…learn it. And TheHammer…I’m actually a 23 year old 105 pound woman…but if you need to tell yourself I’m fat, lazy, disgusting (a number of other childish insults I’m sure) so that you feel better about not being able to convince people on the internets that YOU ARE A MILLIONAIRE (no seriously, I get it…you’ve said it like four times) then go for it sweetheart. Everyone knows that really successfull people spend thier valuable time on the internet convincing strangers that they have millions…give me a fucking break, are you 12?
I like how she describes you as a “fucking moron” and “not able to use proper grammer” etc when its evident she cant read/follow directions. Read the fucking sign: NO WOMEN ALLOWED … You dont need a Phd in english to understand that.
Poor Jenn can’t face the truisms so attacks the grammar. You really are missing the big point. I notice you didn’t dispute the mall chick analogy. A bit portly are ya? When your fantasy world collides with the real world will you do the same as the airport handcuffed Shiela? Don’t misinterpet my comments. I like certain things about women like their soft skin and ability to repetitively perform robotic duties like laundry and cooking. I guess my grammatical skills were good enough to earn me my first million and fair share of three ways (no dudes involved) . What’s next after correcting typos/ I believe my sexuality is about to be attacked. I quiver.
You dont make millions whoring yourself out. You earn meals yes but not fucking millions.
Oh, did I forget to tell you? I’m a millionaire too!! Weird huh?!?! Two of us on the same website!
I hope that when you use voice recognition at your “real job” (as opposed to your fake one?) it speaks back to you telling you that you’re a fucking moron and that you have the grammar skills of a 9 year old. Why don’t you try reading that last paragraph back to yourself genius?
Jenn,
I saw the typos before I sent the post and sent it anyway and that is what makes me a man’s man. Being a “rich boy” sure beats being a poor “gurly girl”. I couldn’t give a rat’s ass what you think about my spelling. In my real job I use voice recognition with spellcheck and do just fine so you can wipe that dour look off your face and go needle someone who gives a damn.
You can look up dour in your thesaurus or i can explain it easier for you: It is the combination of the look Donald Trump gets after eating a lemon and the look I get when cruising the mall and ask fat chicks when is their due date? Perhaps you were one at the mall and that is why like a battered spouse who won’t leave you continue to hang around this website.
Yeah…everyone’s a “self made millionare” on the internets. I seriously doubt that someone who knows medicine wouldn’t know how to spell words such as “a lot” and “millionaire”. I see you’ve put your thesaurus to good use…why not try a dictionary to work on that spelling rich boy?
@TheHammer Welcome to the site. Great points. One doesn’t hear the word prognathous often enough these days.
I learn everything I need to know about modern culture just by watching House MD. I Tivo out the commercials.
-wolfe
I think its more of the fact of the negativity already heaped upon britney which enabled Kevin to get such a victory. Just think about it. If it was any other case, the woman will win by sheer virtue of her sex. For once, men have to thank the media for showing Britney like she is - a whore, a habitual liar and an unfit mother.
There are too many excellent points here for me to respond to.
Well done, men.
-Dick
Female “so called”. 10 year old men haven’t learned these lessons:
1. Never marry or even date an American woman unless she has Brittany’s money (can you picture Asian china doll)
2. Women are happiest and most efficacious when doing laundry and cooking. Anything above that is fluff.
3. If a women asks you to help out in the kitchen burn it and you won’t be asked again.
I could pontificate on but must go nail something now (perhaps you can explain the nail gun metaphor to Jenn)
Hey Jenn just because us men know everything about fucking everything doesn’t mean we are comparable to your dimwittedness when we talk about something that females find utterly fascinating. Also the purpose of this article is to underline the greatness of man (through K-Fed). Proving Britney the slut’s incompetence was a natural byproduct of that.
*D3C*
Jenn are you a plagiarist or did you forget you didn’t come up with that on your own in the time it took for you to read the five post between mine and TheHammer’s?
How..amazing that you’ve managed to gain such knowledge and wealth, yet still sound 10 years old. I can’t decide whether to think this funny or pathetic shite.
I learned everything I know about Britney Spears from commercials during House MD.
-Dick
Hey Jenn , My masculinity has never been at stake plus I know alot about more than celebrity gossip like plumbing, electrical ,carpentry and medicine to name a few. I am also a self made millionare. This is what separates a manly man from a prognathous nefarious mendacious “girl” like yourself. I’d like to see you come over and handle a framing nail gun in a tight spot (if you get my drift). Hate to rain on your delusional menstrual parade as i guess you are feeling Brittany’s pain in your left nipple.