Kevin Federline: Man Hero
Today, October 1st, marks a great day for men and for justice. We can all give a manly nod and a manly point to the courts today, as they have just awarded Kevin Federline rightful custody over his children.
This is unlike the day on which Joey Buttafuoco was sent to prison. That was a sad day.
Today, the system works.
The law is heavily biased against men. Women don’t understand liability or intent — or anything for that matter. I was once asked by a woman why those plastic balls gerbils run around in have holes in them.
“Why do you have holes in you?” I asked. Her answer was unsatisfactory.
The law is lenient on women for the same reason it’s lenient on horses. Neither can think like a man.
Kevin Federline has a proven track record not only as a parent, but also as a musician, a lady’s man, a professional wrestler, and a humorist. Remember that Superbowl commercial where he was working in a fast food drive thru? That commercial was hilarious.
And it was also poignant. If a man looses his trailer-trash, pop-diva, Cesarean-scared “sugar mama”, he’s forced into a life of menial labor. Women who fail to please their meal tickets are forced to blow ten grand that isn’t theirs anyway on a legal dispute that can only help them — help them shove that ten grand up your ass, that is.
Today, the California Superior Court decided that Britney Spears is an unfit mother. That could be because she’s shown a “habitual, frequent and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol,” or it could be because she refused to take random, court-ordered drug tests. Whenever I refuse to take a drug test, it’s because I’m on so many drugs I can barely fucking walk, let alone take a drug test after driving to the store without a seatbelt on and with my toddler sitting on my lap. It could be because of her hit and run, her insane head shaving, her flabby come-back special on MTV, or any of that other shit, but it’s not. Britney Spears was declared an unfit mother because she’s a woman.
At the age of 14, Hitler was raised by a single mother. Think about that. Then, thank Judge Scott M. Gordon and the California Supreme Court.
Justice isn’t blind or sleeping today.
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October 5th, 2007 at 4:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
Female, are you trying to make a point here? You can think and moan all you want about your ex - he still got a piece of that ass.
You would like to think that men are indebted to you or that you are the center of the known universe, but we don’t waste all our time asking what some gaggle of sluts can say about us.
October 5th, 2007 at 4:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
“The bar was packed with loud, drunk non-tippers, there were at least nine dancers on the stage at a time, most of the girls had decided to get trashed to ease the pain of not making any money.”
Booyah! Off topic, I know, but it proves that girls love to be treated like shit. They get trashed, they fuck.
Looks like compliments get that little old ‘You’re sweet’ speech, as well as that prize position of being her cuddle bitch. It’s great to listen to your sob stories involving your boyfriend - it really is. However, either because you’re too stupid in your sheltered existence or too pathetic to care, the only reason anyone would want to listen to the tales of your abusive boyfriend would be to get into that thong.
Being that you aren’t putting out and will not put out, you’ve lost your little personality
( + Y + )
and those social skills
( + Y + )
that you value so dearly. I know some shems get all riled up over the thought of surprise-sexing some internet pussy, but we’re past that. We’ve been unconditioned, a one-way road.
October 5th, 2007 at 5:54 am - IP Man-Hash: c7d23fcc862e5
@feeformale (female),
It was not initially apparent to me why you fixated on my financial holdings and would have obviated this single example of the essense of manhood had i known the primal feelings it would arouse in your delicate psychic. I now comprehend the link with your ex . I take it that from that psychology 101 class you understand transference of feelings and trust you now to insightfully apply it in this case. The pain you feel will not be attenuated by hanging around the church of the painful truth and needling men with exceptions and grammatical mistakes.
By the way, have you checked your hindside in the mirror this hour?
October 5th, 2007 at 6:07 am - IP Man-Hash: c7d23fcc862e5
@feeformale,
…..And I am NOT a psychiatrist.
Yesterday at work I dictated: “photic stimulation produced symmetric entrainment of background frequencies.”
Even a lobotomized monkey with rabies encephalitis could figure out my occupation with that hint. I apologize to any lobotomized monkeys for the comparison.
October 5th, 2007 at 8:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 566352c247cda
The Hammer: As a lobotomized monkey, could I hazard a guess that you are doing neurological research dealing with circadian rythyms and biophysiological response mechanisms? OR, you could be working on the stimulation of dopaminergic receptors as a part of Parkinson’s research? There are other things it could be also, like vagal nerve reactions in cardiac stimulations originated within the brain. At any rate, you’re doing some VERY interesting stuff there.
I am unsure if your original medical specialty is that of an ENT or you specialized directly in Neurology, but if I remotely understand what you “dictated” yesterday, you’re having some big scientific fun.
October 5th, 2007 at 9:17 am - IP Man-Hash: c7d23fcc862e5
It is nowhere near the fun I have on this site pushing buttons. You appear to have medical research background - I have minmal dealings in this area. I don’t deal with lobotomized monkeys: at work.
October 5th, 2007 at 9:19 am - IP Man-Hash: c7d23fcc862e5
I left the “minmal” for Jenn or female .
October 5th, 2007 at 3:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 349c7497925f4
As a proud man I am embarassed by anyone calling themselves a “man” who would call KF a “man” This little boy has rode the coat tails of ANYONE would let him! He left a pregnant woman to ride the tail of Britney (not that she is anything to talk up!)
October 5th, 2007 at 5:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: f42c56a3b67c9
I have to correct you there, Doubt, and also have a little dig at you for upsetting the geese as it is a Gaggle of Geese. The terminology you should have used is a “Slander of Sluts”
October 5th, 2007 at 6:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Proud Man no one is calling Fed a real man. What they think is funny is how he turned the system around to exploit a woman.
October 5th, 2007 at 6:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 78aa99a80f85e
This is a valid point, which is why I qualified what I said about him being my hero today. However, the fact remains that every day, thousands of children are given over to women who shouldn’t be left alone with them. My own kids were such victims of the aptly-named “criminal” justice system.
Consequently, while K-Fed is no shining example of Manhood, in this particular instance the children’s best interests were actually served. Britney is self-destructive and irresponsible in the extreme, probably a few short days from being found dead having choked to death on her own vomit.
For once, the kids were actually removed from the train wreck that is their mother and given to the father. That’s worth celebrating.
October 6th, 2007 at 5:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 922b57b755c42
I just love when women get shafted the same way males have been for years..
Feminism has guaranteed misery for women for the next 3 generations and we have prove of that happening right here..
Love it..
October 7th, 2007 at 6:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0d7c2c082eba9
you’re such a JEW hahahahahahahaha aww, little penis boy : ) it must suck not having a pussy to fuck, huh? mmmmm
October 7th, 2007 at 6:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0d7c2c082eba9
Their arrogance
Yes, true. Feminists = ugly, old, haggled, unmarried, divorced and useless.
Their arrogance, duh?
Yes, true. Feminists = ugly, old, haggled, unmarried, divorced and useless.
I’m a feminist - young, married, and an engineer : )
October 7th, 2007 at 6:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Engineers don’t won’t at Wal-Mart.
October 7th, 2007 at 11:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Are you Coderch’s friend?
October 8th, 2007 at 2:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 422940479a69d
Well she seems to think about jews the same as you.
By saying that, you’re about the equivalent on this site to a speck of dust in a landfill.
Fuck off.
(Here feminist feminist *lays trail of male urine*)
October 8th, 2007 at 2:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: e970862b83a0a
I hope they nuke the U.S and end all the PC crap like feminism, anti-racism, cultural relativism, etc. The problem is that the Jews use the military strengh of the U.S to impose their intellectual trends in the whole World. Who was the theoretician behind communism? Karl Marx, a Jew. Who was the implementator of communism? Lenin, another Jew. Which wad the main lobbyist for the 1965 Immigration Act, which opened the U.S to massive third world immigration? The AIUPA. Who was the creator of feminism? Susan sontag, a jewess. Is it all a mere coincidence? I think not. The U.S was a politico-economic experiment in extreme dynamism, dettachment, individualism, crass materialism, cultural vulgarity and rootlessness that didn’t work. It is now this walking monstrosity with a public deficit of 8 trillion dollars, internal strife, racial strife, the lowest, most debauched and materialistic nihilism, and absolute ideological madness of political correctness. It is time to end the U.S once and for all. It was a good - not great - country until the 1950s, but now it is rotten to the core and the extreme individualism and materialism that has always exemplified Americans has acquired a truly ugly face of absolute debauchery at everything that is noble an represents an elevation of the human spirit. Fuck the U.S. Fuck your crazy, vulgar, low, rootless, and downright perverse society of scoundrels. A society where everyone lives exclusively to worship and chase the buck, and which has no aspirations to humnaistic greatness at all. When the judge of history comes to pass judgement on the great powers of hostory, the Greeks will present the Parthenon, the Illiad and their achivements in the realms of philosophy. The Romans will present their incredible achievements in jurisprudence, political and military organization. the U.S, conversely, will be remembered as the Coca-Cola and McDonald’s culture, and trust me when i tell you that this is not a good thing.
October 8th, 2007 at 2:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: e970862b83a0a
October 8th, 2007 at 2:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Humanistic greatness does not encompass the rest of world living off the tax dollars of the U.S. You seem to be worshipping the Romans and Greeks. Two cultures that bred young men to be warriors. Their training of course encompassed an older man showing his pupil how to pleasure him.