Kevin Federline: Man Hero
Today, October 1st, marks a great day for men and for justice. We can all give a manly nod and a manly point to the courts today, as they have just awarded Kevin Federline rightful custody over his children.
This is unlike the day on which Joey Buttafuoco was sent to prison. That was a sad day.
Today, the system works.
The law is heavily biased against men. Women don’t understand liability or intent — or anything for that matter. I was once asked by a woman why those plastic balls gerbils run around in have holes in them.
“Why do you have holes in you?” I asked. Her answer was unsatisfactory.
The law is lenient on women for the same reason it’s lenient on horses. Neither can think like a man.
Kevin Federline has a proven track record not only as a parent, but also as a musician, a lady’s man, a professional wrestler, and a humorist. Remember that Superbowl commercial where he was working in a fast food drive thru? That commercial was hilarious.
And it was also poignant. If a man looses his trailer-trash, pop-diva, Cesarean-scared “sugar mama”, he’s forced into a life of menial labor. Women who fail to please their meal tickets are forced to blow ten grand that isn’t theirs anyway on a legal dispute that can only help them — help them shove that ten grand up your ass, that is.
Today, the California Superior Court decided that Britney Spears is an unfit mother. That could be because she’s shown a “habitual, frequent and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol,” or it could be because she refused to take random, court-ordered drug tests. Whenever I refuse to take a drug test, it’s because I’m on so many drugs I can barely fucking walk, let alone take a drug test after driving to the store without a seatbelt on and with my toddler sitting on my lap. It could be because of her hit and run, her insane head shaving, her flabby come-back special on MTV, or any of that other shit, but it’s not. Britney Spears was declared an unfit mother because she’s a woman.
At the age of 14, Hitler was raised by a single mother. Think about that. Then, thank Judge Scott M. Gordon and the California Supreme Court.
Justice isn’t blind or sleeping today.
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You’re a psychiatrist then are you? Is that just on the internet or all the time? I’m afraid I’m not willing to refinance to free up my equity and give it to you, a complete stranger, I mean as if, I may as well send it to a Nigerion spammer. You really must have dated some doozies to think you can swindle women this easily. As for your carpentry skills, yes, we can all make up crap about that too, dear, although I am willing to believe it more so than the rest of your fantasy creation. By the way, still not going to defend the gf? Tsk, sign of a non-honorable man. If you don’t care to defend her honor, then what does that say about your own? Not much, but hey, you’re a man on a sexist website, so really we don’t expect much from you.
And did you forget to defend your gf against the rather rude analysis of her provided by Doubt? Does she really exist or are you unable to defend because Doubt was on the money?
TheHammer, sorry to disappoint but you haven’t managed to push any of my buttons. In case you haven’t figured it out, I really don’t believe that 1. You are a millionaire and 2. That you have studied medicine. And if you have studied medicine, then I fail to see how you have become a millionaire with your copius student debt and lack of specialization.
You may be a tradesman though, I’ll give you that.
I hope your gf has fun in Spain. I guess you’ll be trolling this site for more pictures of women while she’s gone? I don’t even know why you are here complaining about American women when you have a non-American Stepford perfect gf..I guess men just like complaining.
I love how american women think asian women are submissive, docile and so are “unloved”, “uncared for” and people they should feel “sorry” about. The only women I feel sorry for are the likes of female, feminists and the women who stalk this site. They grow old, haggard and basically just die fat and lonely by refusing to accept their place in life as the weaker sex.
Dearest Feeformale,
If you can’t handle life’s facts sermon then why do you continue to worship at the church of the painful truth?
Certainly by now you have realized that asking your weight was just a way to push your buttons. I do not care about your weight or appearance. Wouldn’t your time be better spent by checking the size of your expanding derriere in the mirror than posting on this site? And if you want respect from me then you will have to perform some basic tasks like figuring out how to reprogram the home shopping network after I have deleted it from my satellite menu (I’ll give you a hint- it starts by calling a man and asking him). I assure you my asian petite GF is not only real but does all the laundry, cooking, cleaning, pedicures and even jumps up and fills my glass when it becomes half full (didn’t need training on the last one as it is cultural). Don’t feel sorry for her as when she is sipping Cakebread cellars 1995 Cabernet at my mountain lakehouse this weekend and planning her threepeat trip to Spain she won’t won’t be feeling sorry for you. (Did I mention she lives supported by me rent and utility free?) . Perhaps I should change my Moniker to buttonpusher?
That is, of course, assuming he does have a gf…
If he doesn’t, I guess he won’t really care to defend a hypothetical.
Spaces between paragraphs should not be feared. Let me help you out by providing a free demonstration on what they look like when there is lovely white space between them.
I apologize, you are right, I really shouldn’t speculate about your personal life.
Wow, did you just go beyond speculation with a detailed analysis of TheHammer’s gf? Do you suppose he might tell you that you don’t even know her and that you aren’t God? If he’s a decent bf, he might do that at the very least, I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.
BTW, search google for “can’t stop cheating.” You’ll find the men who cheat do so because their girls had no personality, and hence it was a relationship built on sex. Naturally, a half-assed attempt at fucking does not matter, regardless if you never have orgasmed in your life, and you never will in the sense that a man can. That’s just being a cum dumpster, because there comes a point when you can no longer leech off a man without putting out. You can give many men false hope, but then people do not like you and your ego inflates until you’re used up like a blow-up doll.
And, of course, with all of the preferential treatment you’ve been getting, you’ve never learned all those skills necessary only for inferior men. Things like character, creativity, social skills, ethics… you’ve got titties! Who needs brains to fuck out? Sure, you’ll never enjoy sex or see it as anything other than a chore, a tool used to sap society. But then, don’t think of it.
Facts do make a habit of surfacing from time-to-time, but then you can just get your bitch friends together and remove them. Men gaining a life-education outside of the school systems and mainstream media? But where’s my place in that?
All a slut could aspire to in such an educated world would be to suck cocks in the back of the McDonalds for half-eaten big macs. Luckily, the daily rapes would trigger miscarriages, eliminating the need for those expensive examinations to check the sex of the baby before aborting him. Though it may also result in a baby with penis-shaped indentions on it’s body.
That’s what happens when you act entitled to another person’s life.
I’m sure if she sucked his cock more often and had one-less ill-fated trips to the bar, where she just couldn’t, like, control herself. All the guys, like, thought she was a slut. I mean, I know, like, she was being a tease and all, but she didn’t mean to have sex. She just wanted to put off that impression because her life sucks so much that she has to exploit her body to get any form of attention.
On another subject, it’s funny that sluts bitch about men not seeing the ‘real Amber.’ That’s because the real Amber is a stupid, immature whore with the brain of a 4-year-old.
See, titties draw attention AWAY from the stupid, spoiled whore. That’s what they’re there for. They give you some false sense of power, because men want to fuck you, but then that’s all they want you for. If you had an actual personality and did not have to always accept preferential treatment you could actually associate with a guy and not have his main objective be to get around that useless flap of skin surrounding the vagina. You could actually have a healthy relationship with someone and not have to compensate by pretending you’re entitled to a double-standard.
TheHammer, does your gf know that you’ve expressed interest in having sex with another woman on the internet?
gf, my ass.
I should also add at this point that I don’t even read TuckerMax. I read him once years ago and thought he was an A grade buffoon.
FREAKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
OMG. I am psychic!! Straight after I posted my comment, I thought of TuckerMax, and then you posted his link!!!!!
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I know what’s best for me better than you do. You haven’t even met me, and you girls have proven time and time again that you are irrefutable liars.
I’m not complaining.
And you know nothing of my love life. You aren’t God - he isn’t even a woman.
I still don’t understand what you are complaining about. If you no longer idealize women and have discovered that treating them like shit, gets you laid, then why the frown? Really, this state of affairs means you can go about your life believing women are inferior and you can even be a lazy, rude asshole and still get everything you want.
Seriously, I don’t know why that would make you unhappy, unless of course it doesn’t work that way. Women don’t appreciate being treated like shit, just like you don’t. But if you do find a woman that gets ecstatic at being treated like shit, then rest assured you’ve really found someone without any self-respect. And unless you’re a sadist, I doubt you’d find that attractive in the long-term.
Now, if a woman has treated you like shit, you can either choose to be just like her (no greater form of flattery) by treating every other woman you meet, like shit, or you can choose to deal with it and move on wiser by realising that there are other things you should appreciate about women, other than whether they wear a halter top and a thong. It’s called life experience, most people wisely choose not to let disappointment make them bitter.
And yes, you love to be treated like shit. However, you try to deny your true nature. It’s a shame, really. You should listen to Tracy, Tina, whoever she is. You can’t be a pretty face to cum on and a little Einstein to cum on at the same time, that’s a splitting of the personality. And a psychological disorder is the last thing a little miss with a God complex needs.
The fact that you sluts are lying cunts and that I actually believed you at some time. I thought you were superior to me, just for the daring feat of putting on a thong, halter-top, and miniskirt.
Boy, was I ever wrong. It turns out those things are just feats of overcompensation for your inferiority.
Well if the guy who treats her like shit is the one that always gets laid, then you must be a busy man, Doubt. Whatever are you complaining about?
The good ones? View of women?
I don’t care what you say, because the noise that comes out of that cum-hole is irrelevant. I know it’s all good and sweet when a girl says a guy is ’so nice’ and kisses him on the cheek. The problem is that by that time the guy who treats girls like shit has already fucked her 6 times in as many holes.
We don’t know you, you don’t even need to lie here. You won’t impress anyone, nobody’s going to act all shocked and amazed when you use a small penis line. We can’t see your cleavage. There is a 0% chance that you will put out, and you make that 100% clear. You aren’t getting free drinks. We prove you wrong time and time again, you back down with some forced, awkward insult. Really, we know the drill.