Kevin Federline: Man Hero
Today, October 1st, marks a great day for men and for justice. We can all give a manly nod and a manly point to the courts today, as they have just awarded Kevin Federline rightful custody over his children.
This is unlike the day on which Joey Buttafuoco was sent to prison. That was a sad day.
Today, the system works.
The law is heavily biased against men. Women don’t understand liability or intent — or anything for that matter. I was once asked by a woman why those plastic balls gerbils run around in have holes in them.
“Why do you have holes in you?” I asked. Her answer was unsatisfactory.
The law is lenient on women for the same reason it’s lenient on horses. Neither can think like a man.
Kevin Federline has a proven track record not only as a parent, but also as a musician, a lady’s man, a professional wrestler, and a humorist. Remember that Superbowl commercial where he was working in a fast food drive thru? That commercial was hilarious.
And it was also poignant. If a man looses his trailer-trash, pop-diva, Cesarean-scared “sugar mama”, he’s forced into a life of menial labor. Women who fail to please their meal tickets are forced to blow ten grand that isn’t theirs anyway on a legal dispute that can only help them — help them shove that ten grand up your ass, that is.
Today, the California Superior Court decided that Britney Spears is an unfit mother. That could be because she’s shown a “habitual, frequent and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol,” or it could be because she refused to take random, court-ordered drug tests. Whenever I refuse to take a drug test, it’s because I’m on so many drugs I can barely fucking walk, let alone take a drug test after driving to the store without a seatbelt on and with my toddler sitting on my lap. It could be because of her hit and run, her insane head shaving, her flabby come-back special on MTV, or any of that other shit, but it’s not. Britney Spears was declared an unfit mother because she’s a woman.
At the age of 14, Hitler was raised by a single mother. Think about that. Then, thank Judge Scott M. Gordon and the California Supreme Court.
Justice isn’t blind or sleeping today.
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October 3rd, 2007 at 6:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
How the hell could Dick easily figure out a way to see what she looks like?
Wait, Hustler still has Beaver Hunt.
October 3rd, 2007 at 6:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7381abe25f9d0
Fe(eble)male or should i address you as feeformale? and Jennair (see no head suffix needed as Pavlovian methods are already working)
I was not oblivious to Jennair’s age and gender being incompatible with liquid assets of 50K so before making the bet offer i had already decided I would need to garnish her wages at the Gap or wherever she works for the next 20 years. As I do not wish to “pile on” both of you so out of the kindness of my manheart i will tell you both how to obtain what i have;
1. Go to cooking school
2. Learn how to give a man a good pedicure
3. Take Kama Sutra classes
(of course in reverse order)
Then meet a man like me before they make their first million because by then they will already have figured out to not date American women. So sorry that we have been out of touch but i just finished receiving my pedicure.
October 3rd, 2007 at 6:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7381abe25f9d0
P.S. Female, one doesn’t write a thesis for medical school. You are confusedwith Masters and Doctorate program (Ph.D.)
By the way what is your weight? Yes i can convert kilograms over 100.
October 3rd, 2007 at 6:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
Ah, the secretz of how you made your money. Your sugardaddy must be proud.
October 3rd, 2007 at 7:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
Men do not have to exploit themselves for money or attention. We have things called brains in our heads, and are therefore expected to be judged on a superior scale in comparison to a female.
Which would be fine with me if girls did not also have to flap their lips about how it is now empowering, how they are somehow the ones in control, when they manipulate the weak figureheads in politics and society.
Strippers/models do not fuck strangers because they love surprise sex. As much as they forward the idea, there’s a reason men are the ones who pay girls. There is also a reason that 50% of all sluts, in their empowering and elegant profession, will attempt suicide within a year of continuous employment.
They fuck for the money, and they don’t like it. You can moan about multiple orgasms all you want, but the sluts couldn’t give two shits if their ovaries were removed or their twat nerves were cut. I’d be fine with letting a slut be and fuck whoever she wants if she could stay at the bottom where she belongs. But now, with 2nd and 3rd wave feminism, we have whores strutting around in colleges and offices. Their IQ could drop 25% in a day - no one would care. They could act nervous and grieved for a week - the men would see her miniskirt and cleavage and play out the sympathy card. Her father could have died, but her sole source of any form of attention is her body and looseness. If they weren’t so over promoted and had a more suitable job, one not provided by feminist lobbies and anti-male conditioning, like a mail room clerk, a low-paid secretary, or was at least openly employed as the office cum-dumpster (complete with her ‘office’) and suitably budgeted for her talent, she would not be so dehumanized.
Rather, she survives only on falsehoods and illusion. As more men realize that the type of office which selectively employs plastic womyn - visible through the sales representative/consultant - produces inferior products and survives through subsidies and social stigma, girls will find themselves being judged as men.
PS
Female, whenever I see a girl with cleavage, I wonder what drives her to such desperate measures as to underlie her superior personality, intellect, sex life, and talent with her body.
It’s a real shame that you girls exploit your sex. It gets in the way of knowing the real you.
October 3rd, 2007 at 7:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
Mmm, well, seeing as Jenn has not submitted a picture of herself, and I have refused to answer TheHammer’s question in relation to my weight, I really don’t see where you get the idea that we are exploiting our sex. Oh well, can’t please them all. If we showed pics, we’d be labelled sluts, if we don’t, we’re labelled fat and unfuckable. Women don’t even try under such conditions, Doubt, they just laugh at the immature hypocrisy and refuse to play ball.
October 3rd, 2007 at 7:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
What do I get if I do?
-Dick
October 3rd, 2007 at 7:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
You claim that having cleavage is about being big enough to show off your body. You also admitted accepting preferential treatment with glee. You weren’t shocked by this subjective injustice, you didn’t put your 9-inch heel down and say, “I am a human! I want to be accepted for my talent and persona, not my sex!” No, you just laid down and let it happen. And who gives a fuck? It’s not like you’re a productive member of society. You just flash you titties and are perfectly okay with that.
Your boss is at fault for providing said employment, but then, his job probably does not revolve around exploiting the female sex or portraying their personalities and intellects as irrelevant. And when talent and efficiency is no longer a matter of a 10% smaller ipod nano being developed 1 month earlier but rather how many people will live or die (it already is, but on a local scale), he will have to either get with the program or be replaced out of absolute necessity.
October 3rd, 2007 at 8:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9604615ec560b
@ TheHammer: You got an Asian girlfriend, wise thinking!
@ Jenn: Catherine, another proud woman like yourself posted her picture online. As you can see, she isnt dead yet. Either you prove what you are saying or continue having 0 for credibility.
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: f42c56a3b67c9
When it comes to this site it doesn’t matter whether Jenn posts a pic of herself or not….her credibility is 0. This is the internet. We use computers and their operating systems function using 1’s and 0’s. The highest number available is 1 and that is reserved for the credibility of a man so therefore, no matter what they do, the credibility of a woman is 0. Why?
Because 1 > 0 and men > women.
I daresay that the women will squeal like stuck pigs at that but who cares? Not only can we fuck their heads with words we can also fuck them with numbers. If they don’t like it they can always fuck off Dick’s site.
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: cfc16a8e6e502
Jenn said: “Dick, if you’re as enterprising and intelligent as you present yourself to be, I think you could EASILY figure out a way to see what I look like.”
Well, he could. In fact, I could… anyone here could in 5-10 minutes. That dear, is NOT integrity. That’s your ass getting cought. Integrity is when YOU show us, thereafore proving that you have nothing to hide. If we do it for you, that’s not on you.
Furthermore, it’s invasion of privacy. Displaying information about you that was not made available by you is against the law (provided it wasn’t posted somewhere else with mass availability). So of course Dick can find out. But he won’t, because he believes in integrity and following man’s law.
Silly, silly girl.
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
If this is how you see women, then this is how they will behave.
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: b660b3cf6f151
Fuck you.
P Coderch
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: cfc16a8e6e502
That makes no sense. Regardless of how we see women, they will act the way they act. We’re not talking Stockholme syndrome here. I hope you arn’t suggesting that women are malliable wafflers?
Unless you are saying that a woman can’t be anything but dark when viewed through dark eyes. This is very true… however, men don’t start out disliking women. Disliking women is a response to a series of events, in which women demontrate actions deserving of general dislike.
Often men views are tainted, yes… but they are tainted no more (and probably less) that the general female viewpoint. And I totally said “taint” while having a serious discussion. Haha, I rock.
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: f42c56a3b67c9
I much prefer not to see women at all.
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
People rarely see what doesn’t conform to their expectations.
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: c829467a955ad
My mother tells me that women are traitorous lying whores ONLY because I believe women are traitorous lying whores. Her ‘logic’ is that if I change my views of women then they will no longer be traitorous lying whores.
So, Female, are you only fat because we all believe you’re fat or were you fat before we figured it out?
October 3rd, 2007 at 11:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: cfc16a8e6e502
Weight has nothing to do with it.
If you have a wrong fat human, and a wrong skinny human, they are both equally women.
October 3rd, 2007 at 11:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
http://www.wpxi.com/video/8516882/index.html
A cunt in training. My favorite quote:
“It’s the boy’s fault for looking up our skirts.”
That’s the reason you wear them. No fucking shit.
I don’t care what your grades are, what family you were born to, your race, your class, your motherfucking ’subculture…’
And the worst part is that this is not appropriate at 18, so it sure as fuck isn’t appropriate at 10. And, let me just say this again, are the boys really the root of the problem? No, it’s mommy for letting you buy that shit.
Men make better parents than women.
Oh, she cries when you don’t let her. How about you stop spoiling the fuck out of your child and teach her some life skills? I know she’s a girl and all, and is supposed to be too tender for reality, or above it, or will be traumatized by the disappointment when they realize how much they suck or some shit, but that-a-way you don’t have to get surprised when she becomes pregnant at 14.
“It’s not fair!”
Can the boys at your school wear skirts? No? Sounds fair to me.
“It’s fashion!”
That’s beautiful. A bamboo splint should be an effective cure for your thwarted fashion sense.
On another note, as much as I hated uniforms at my school, I now realize the only reason I had to wear them is because sluts think that waving their fuckholes around is fashionable.
I know that for you, as your stock welfare whale complete with the sense of entitlement from the opposite sex, the many illegitimate children playing in the street, and your selfish, egocentric morals (you chicks want more cunt power when you can jail innocent men. Right - actually, I’ll allow that if we can chop off your heads whenever you dare to strike us) it’s only natural for you to externalize blame. However, compare any discouraging facts you come here to moan about, before jumping on to the next topic or cleverly eluding a well-constructed argument with an attack on my sexuality to, say, being viewed by society as a potential rapist.
For some reason I don’t think that would be an effective defense in the court. Yeah, you’ve got to watch that sense of entitlement you’ve got there. I know with 3rd wave feminism you’re automatically superior and all but… reality hits you hard.
I see sluts crossing the streets every day, moving directly into moving traffic. Sometimes they offer the benefit of the doubt by walking with a cellphone in their little cock-diddlers, but usually I’ll just see them decide they’re too good to wait for a safe interval on the street and just go for it. So far I haven’t seen one get hit, but I find it reassuring to see this friendly reminder that no matter how highly society treats you, that does not translate into the physical plane. There have been a few close calls where the sorority slut’s cleavage wasn’t prominent enough to order the driver to stop immediately, and though they waddled off unscratched, perhaps for a second they realized how shallow they were.
I mean, expecting traffic to stop for you?
Well, on the other hand, accepting drinks from guys who, of course, value you for your personality and talent. Not the fact that you look and act like easy pussy. Oh, and for bonus points, not putting out afterwards. Lots of free drinks complete with a healthy dose of teasing.
But then that’s what you can expect from a cunt who isn’t expected to mature past the second she dons her first trainer bra.
October 3rd, 2007 at 11:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 109bcf0dfd9d2
Your mother’s logic is that if you treat all women according to your perception, you will never actually get to know a decent woman, because once they realise what your view of all women is, the good ones will all steer clear of you. According to the rule of self-fulfilling prophecy, you no doubt will end up with a lying, cheating whore. This is also known as karma.
Please tell your mother that she is wise not to want you still living at home when you are 50. You should also thank her for attempting to crowbar open your narrow mind in the face of futility.