Not On Fire? Thank A Man.
Lady firemen are scum.
Not scum in the way that pedophiles are scum. And not scum in the way that Crystal Gail Mangum, who falsely accused three Duke Lacrosse players of rape, is scum. But scum in the way a man would be if he tried to flush his newborn baby down the toilet because he didn’t want to tell his parents or the father about it.
Lady firemen endanger your life.
Fire stations are like golf courses and conversations, women should stay the fuck out of them because they have nothing to add.
Firemen spend 100% of their time being awesome. They train, they prepare, they save lives — they also nail tons of chicks. Lady firemen spend their time doing half their work and lobbying for separate changing facilities.
When fires are burning the fuck out of everything, lady firemen are worried everyone is getting a free look at their tits. Firemen get the cream of the crop when it comes to women. Some soot and a pair of big rubber pants looks like ten million dollars to women. The last thing firemen want to see is the sour milk of some troll with an eighth of a Y-chromosome floating around in her flotsam.
What a joke.
In 2002, a federal jury awarded over $300,000 to lady-firemen Wedow and Kline because they didn’t want to change or shower in front of a bunch of guys who had just saved lives. If one of those two women had been in that famous World War II parade kiss, they would have sued Life magazine.
In 2006, a federal court declared that fire stations must provide appropriate, sanitary, and private facilities in their fire halls for lady firemen. Sanitary? Some women think oral sex is “gross”. If we’re going by women’s definition of “sanitary”, every fire station needs to look like like the Ritz Carlton. I sure hope California doesn’t need any more airtankers to drop water on the richest real estate in the world. Lady firemen need a mint on their pillow.
And $300,000 in “boo-hoo” money.
For every lady-fireman there is, there’s a man who didn’t get that job. Statistics can be a bitch. Sometimes they don’t matter until you’re the 0.00001% who’s unconscious on your burning toilet in the hands of a woman who isn’t strong enough to lift a pair of men’s issue, fire-retardant pants.
For every ten lady firemen there are, there’s a lady fireman bathroom and a lady fireman changing room — and there’s a hundred arguments about how the state needs to pay for nine more.
“The female locker room bathroom is me, because I’m the only one,” said Bors [a lady fireman]. “To have my own shower is really nice.”
You know what else would be nice? Saving lives. Here’s what the fire chief had to say about it.
“Our funding comes from taxes and we’re not going to raise taxes,” said Capt. Mark Dill of the Piedmont Park Fire Department. “We’re going to have to incorporate that into a budget and come up with a future plan.”
If your house burns down because some woman couldn’t handle a hose properly, that money comes from somewhere. No woman can handle a hose properly, by the way. If you’re not mindful of a woman stricken with sexual mania, she’ll break your dick in half in two strokes. Ask a fireman. He’ll agree with me.
According to the Women in the Fire Service Group’s website, the second biggest issue for women in the fire service is “Hair and Grooming” standards. Unless you’re Rapunzel, and burning children can crawl down your hair to freedom, keep it cut while you’re on the tax payers’ dime. Keep your fucking mouth shut too.
To all women in the fire service: quit.
To all women in law: quit.
To all women in med school: quit.
To all women in the army: quit.
Quit being a problem.
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I guess for physically demanding roles the test of ability ought to be a physical test. I know it’s sounds dumb to say it out loud but sometimes it’s needed.
If a firefighter, male or female, can’t do the job then they shouldn’t be doing it. Surely it’s as simple as that. Not sexist - just picking the right person for the job.
True story- for a few years Tucson Fire Dept. actually dropped the physical requirements to get hired on. Why? Because two female “firefighters” couldn’t start the chainsaw required to ventilate a roof, and sued. The joke became known as the yo-yo method: they should just throw the saw over the edge of the roof and hang on to the ripcord, pulling it back up like a yo-yo…
…but then they might break a nail.
Wait, women are complaining that being a firefighter means having to choose between your job and raising a family? This is somehow news to them? I’ve realized that some jobs require the sacrifice of many parts of what most would consider a normal life since the single digits. Being a soldier, sailor, airman, Marine, cop, or a fireman means you’ve got a very good chance of missing your child’s first step, your child’s first words, their school play or parent-teacher conference. Some jobs just aren’t that family-compatible.
This apparently doesn’t enter into the heads of some of these individuals who decide to sign up for the collective until they’ve already had tons of money in training invested into them. It may suck that you miss out on having a family, but a rational person should have taken that into account before taking such a job.
Hell, the jobs I listed above are really bad ideas for women who want to raise kids, they’ll be exposed to countless contaminants like lead or flame retardant or other such chemicals known to cause reproductive harm. These women are risking the health of their potential children(and their potential mate’s) by signing up for those jobs.
There are plenty of jobs that don’t require someone with a 40% skeletal muscle mass ratio or a Y chromosome that don’t cause half as much reproductive harm. If aren’t looking forward to having kids that can compete in the Special Olympics, then I’d suggest steering clear of the jobs listed above and setting a course for something that involves a little less lead.
@ Wolfe
No matter how much they squeal and bitch about equality, the figures don’t lie. Equality my arse. They only want it when it suits them.
Two percent of firemen are women.
On 9/11 343 firemen died in New York.
That’d be 7 women. Only… none were.
All the dead were male firemen.
Something like 20% of the Police Department was female.
That’d be quite a few dead female cops.
Only…
There weren’t.
One female police officer died, God bless her. And we honor her sacrifice. Every man does.
0 Firemen. Zero.
1 cop. One.
If the genders really are identical and equal, where were all the women? Strike that. No one on this site needs to answer it.
-wolfe
Couldn’t agree more. I mean come on. How much of a joke is that cousin character they made up for me to make things more PC in my adventures…
No one takes her seriously.
It’s true!
There are very few men on my site who kill newborn babies. There are quite a few women.
And while women will point out that men are the ones who a pedophiles, there are a BUNCH of older females I’ve written about on my site that love sleeping with teen boys.
@female,
Damnnnnnn, female you need to take little sis to detox to get off the Crack. Or we could just keep her around for amusement (kinda like a monkey that throws feces)
If any one single post proves that MABTW then it’s this one. The brain must be pea-sized at best.
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wat the fuck do women want they find problem with everything, but seriously i dont see why they need a seperate room to change: probably so they could take hours to change when a house is on fire.
if they do not like the dressing room then they should resign and leave the job to a capable hand(man). There are a lot of work they could do which am sure needs less thinking(brain usage), like standing in the corner of a street calling out to men
OMG OMG OMG you men are all crazzzzzzzzzzzzyyy!!!! OMG OMG OMG This site is TOTALLY unrealistic OMG OMG !!!
Your all jelous cause women are more intelectual…and your just jelous…youll never admit it cause youve all got small dicks….am i right?…call it womens intuition!!
OMG common men - pucker up and take it like a man OMGGGGGGGGGGG
I think its even more general than that. Women shouldn’t be allowed in any position of responsibility over anything, animate or inanimate. That means they shouldn’t be accountants and that also means they certainly shouldn’t be in the fucking emergency services.
It wouldn’t be a female ambulance officers fault someone died while they were on duty, it would be “PMS” or “their goldfish died” or “they broke a nail” or some bullshit, because women don’t know what responsibility is.
*D3C*
I see that kind of shit all the time…some 45kg splitass with a badge and gun, sidling up to a 6foot 200+ pound guy and arrogantly shooting her big mouth off at him like she’s in-fucking-vincible. It’s what happens when women get power…they turn into tyrants.
Even the way woman cops WALK is pathetic, like they are fucking John Wayne, or their balls are getting in the way or something. Bitch cops need a good punch in the face once a week like a MAN cop gets…to keep them in touch with reality. Women don’t belong in the Police, PERIOD.
Hey Dick, your such a sexist! The correct term is “Fireperson”.
Needless to say, I can vouch that its even worse in the law enforcement community –– that if you stand at least 4 feet tall, have a pussy between your fat thighs, and.. and…. well shit that’s it… then you can become a police officer.
I can’t tell you all the time some 4 foot bitch with a badged has walked up to some big black mofo weighing 250 pounds, and gotten in his face, and it has taken four manly cops to tackle this mofo to the ground just seconds before he pummeled the lil’ skanks face with his fist.
Women home at home making babies, and not out trying to save the world and protecting us from evil.