Not On Fire? Thank A Man.
Lady firemen are scum.
Not scum in the way that pedophiles are scum. And not scum in the way that Crystal Gail Mangum, who falsely accused three Duke Lacrosse players of rape, is scum. But scum in the way a man would be if he tried to flush his newborn baby down the toilet because he didn’t want to tell his parents or the father about it.
Lady firemen endanger your life.
Fire stations are like golf courses and conversations, women should stay the fuck out of them because they have nothing to add.
Firemen spend 100% of their time being awesome. They train, they prepare, they save lives — they also nail tons of chicks. Lady firemen spend their time doing half their work and lobbying for separate changing facilities.
When fires are burning the fuck out of everything, lady firemen are worried everyone is getting a free look at their tits. Firemen get the cream of the crop when it comes to women. Some soot and a pair of big rubber pants looks like ten million dollars to women. The last thing firemen want to see is the sour milk of some troll with an eighth of a Y-chromosome floating around in her flotsam.
What a joke.
In 2002, a federal jury awarded over $300,000 to lady-firemen Wedow and Kline because they didn’t want to change or shower in front of a bunch of guys who had just saved lives. If one of those two women had been in that famous World War II parade kiss, they would have sued Life magazine.
In 2006, a federal court declared that fire stations must provide appropriate, sanitary, and private facilities in their fire halls for lady firemen. Sanitary? Some women think oral sex is “gross”. If we’re going by women’s definition of “sanitary”, every fire station needs to look like like the Ritz Carlton. I sure hope California doesn’t need any more airtankers to drop water on the richest real estate in the world. Lady firemen need a mint on their pillow.
And $300,000 in “boo-hoo” money.
For every lady-fireman there is, there’s a man who didn’t get that job. Statistics can be a bitch. Sometimes they don’t matter until you’re the 0.00001% who’s unconscious on your burning toilet in the hands of a woman who isn’t strong enough to lift a pair of men’s issue, fire-retardant pants.
For every ten lady firemen there are, there’s a lady fireman bathroom and a lady fireman changing room — and there’s a hundred arguments about how the state needs to pay for nine more.
“The female locker room bathroom is me, because I’m the only one,” said Bors [a lady fireman]. “To have my own shower is really nice.”
You know what else would be nice? Saving lives. Here’s what the fire chief had to say about it.
“Our funding comes from taxes and we’re not going to raise taxes,” said Capt. Mark Dill of the Piedmont Park Fire Department. “We’re going to have to incorporate that into a budget and come up with a future plan.”
If your house burns down because some woman couldn’t handle a hose properly, that money comes from somewhere. No woman can handle a hose properly, by the way. If you’re not mindful of a woman stricken with sexual mania, she’ll break your dick in half in two strokes. Ask a fireman. He’ll agree with me.
According to the Women in the Fire Service Group’s website, the second biggest issue for women in the fire service is “Hair and Grooming” standards. Unless you’re Rapunzel, and burning children can crawl down your hair to freedom, keep it cut while you’re on the tax payers’ dime. Keep your fucking mouth shut too.
To all women in the fire service: quit.
To all women in law: quit.
To all women in med school: quit.
To all women in the army: quit.
Quit being a problem.
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October 26th, 2007 at 9:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 498d5a66adc66
I have no problem with that Clair, provided you either make sure you get your nutrients and energy that you would normaly get from a well balanced diet from another source or don’t put yourself in a position that requires someone else look after you.
thats all I ask of these people who get in my face about how they are morally better than I am because they don’t eat flesh. I have met 1 Male vegitarian in my career and he does make sure he is healthy and is almost apologetic about us accomidating his special rations, I’ve met many female Vegans and Vegitarians that are female… about half of them are obnoxious about it.
It’s not even so much that I end up picking up their slack, as I’ve said in the younger generation none of them can keep up, it’s that they are in my face telling me how much healthier and moral they are than me on day 1, then on day 3 or sometimes earlier they start to shutdown slowing me down.
And trust me Clair, I’ve seen a lot of Vegitarians who claim they can’t stand the taste and smell of meat cram handfulls of beef jerky in their face on day 4-5 of an exersize when their bodies start craving protien.
October 27th, 2007 at 1:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 2b03ec4224b2f
I think if women were as altruistic as they say, they would commit suicide right before menopause. I have never experienced hatred like I have from the menopausal dried up old hags of New Mexico—and they are the ugliest women on earth—guaranteed.
October 29th, 2007 at 12:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4ca85b682549f
this makes me, as a man, vary happy and vary angery and bitter.angery and bitter, that these females are getting away with murder and rape- so to speak.of coarse that statment isnt to far from the truth.and they are taken advantage of it. Happy, cause men are relizing what snakes they really are.one thing about men .is that we will take it until we cant take it anymore and fight back.and this is the first step of fighting back.so the way i see it is let the females injoy this vindictive ride at our exspence while we men plan an attack.cause when we have planned out everything and attack their fish fried ass they wont be able to handle it.then it will be a cold day in hell when they get another shot at the title.its best ,we men look after our selves build companies .build laywers and all that stuff in the name of man.and let the dumb females slime about in their stupid world.they dont get shit from me from now on.
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November 7th, 2007 at 2:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 741c43db4fa8f
Fuck you! Dr. Phil was right, you’re a very short man. You are a piece of shit. You should get your ass kicked by the many women that you piss off daily. Your such an asshole that you probably never get laid. . .but maybe that’s why you’re such a loser. Are you gay? Have you ever had a girlfriend? And maybe you should look at men just as much as you do women. Women do have their faults, but it’s not every woman in the world. You’re a total fucking asshole, but that doesn’t mean that every man in the world is a fucking asshole. Well i just wanted you to know that you’re a piece of shit. ~kisses~
November 7th, 2007 at 3:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
Got to give it to get it, which I am sure is against your beliefs that your pussy entitles you to more, but it simply is not true.
November 8th, 2007 at 7:30 am - IP Man-Hash: e79bbbb6f2d40
wow…Dick..you are a real piece of work….YOU SUCK!!!I cant believe the nerve of you…You aint no better that the shit you talk…who would even want a man like you?NOBODY!!!!Thats why you are so hateful…a women probably broke your heart…and thats why you are a raging homo now…..this is what I say to you…FUCK OFF…
November 8th, 2007 at 8:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 2f854bed461cf
Jessica and Karry, I notice the word “Fuck” in your comments. Perhaps, you two are already waiting in line to “fuck” Dick? “Fuck you”? Hahahahaha.
November 8th, 2007 at 8:33 am - IP Man-Hash: e79bbbb6f2d40
Jessica and Karry, I notice the word “Fuck” in your comments. Perhaps, you two are already waiting in line to “fuck” Dick? “Fuck you”? Hahahahaha.
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yeah right…maybe you want to FUCK him….hahhahahhaha
November 8th, 2007 at 10:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: de32e10449501
YOU NEED JESUS AND IF YOU HAD HIM, YOU WOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR JUST HAVING A BREATH EVERY MINUTE!! I PRAY THAT GOD WILL SNATCH A KNOT IN YOUR ASS. CAN YOU SAY REJECTED!!!!!!
November 8th, 2007 at 10:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: de32e10449501
REJECT IS RIGHT!!! WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS!!! ANYBODY CAN TELL ALL THESE MEN GOT TOLD “NO” AND WENT HOME CRYING TO THEIR MAMA’S!!!
November 8th, 2007 at 11:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7b55501cead9a
Thanks for proving Dick’s point that women are emotional fucks who cannot comprehend the easiest of things. What losers, you do your gender no credit.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5428a6660f4e0
Ok, I seriously wonder what business you have assuming every woman sells herself, is stupid and weak, wastes your time, and is all feminine and anti-motorcycle and such. Do you have any evidence? Yes, some women are rather stupid, I admit. But you have no right to say that every single woman in the world(51% of the population) is stupid. I happen to persue some manly interests, such as imagining fight scenes in public places, saving money, eating pork, and playing basketball. Also, women have stronger legs than men, and can run, hike, surf, snowboard better than men. Also, big doesn’t equal everything. Jokeys have to be small. But how physically strong you are doesn’t matter. And men like you are the most thickheaded fucks there are. I mean equality here, not dominance. By the way, stop steryotyping. It’s rather stupid.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: de55713197a6e
You don’t need to know every single SEAL to make a comment that they are one of the most, elite fighting units in all of America, do you? Simple extrapolation can suffice. There are the exceptions but women today generally suck and that is Dick’s point.
November 13th, 2007 at 2:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5428a6660f4e0
Yeah, women generally suck. How do you say that? The way you act, it’s not like you’ve met any. How exactly can you go to a woman, ask her to go for coffee or whatever, then say that she’s stupid and horrible, no relationship, Bob.
November 13th, 2007 at 4:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 49c2078a44a9b
And I wonder what business you have coming on this site and acting like we should bow down to you and accept your bitchiness with the yelling and the screaming and the feminism oi *glavin*
November 15th, 2007 at 2:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2998d637ad7de
Wow, way to create complete nonsense. Run, hike, surf and snowboard better then men. Where exactly are you getting this information from? How do women “run” better? They tend to be slower and have less stamina. In fact, if one were to look at ANY Olympic scores and compare the men and women’s, you will see that men dominate in every single arena, whether legs are involved or not. I am thin and healthy, but I do not exercise regularly. I mentioned to a woman (who runs several times a week) that despite her technically being in better shape, I guarenteed (sp) her I could easily beat her in a race. She insisted that I prove it (with the usual flood of nonsensical feminist platitudes), and seemed quite confident in herself. (Mind you that she was also in the military, and thus had to qualify physically in order to stay employed)
I won by about 15 yards. It was pathetic… I was drunk of my ass and I wasn’t even running at full speed.
Hell, just go ahead and compare an NBA game to a WNBA game (yes, for a man the mere thought of the WNBA either puts you to sleep or makes you laugh), and then tell me which sex ‘runs’ better.
And why do you think every sitcom has at least a dozen episodes featuring the women beating the men at something? Because it’s FUNNY, people get a kick out of it because it doesn’t happen.
December 2nd, 2007 at 3:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
Now, how many times have you been set on gire in order to know that women make bad firemen?
And why shouldn’t women be able to have seperate changing facilities.
You say that all women are whores, well there are two that aren’t
And women can make just as good of anything that a man does, no matter what you say
All i can say ( other than what I’ve said ) women can make just as good of anything that you do
people have their skills, and people have their weaknesses, that’s how they choose their carreers, such as women who make good fire-women
December 2nd, 2007 at 3:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
Now, how many times have you been set on gire in order to know that women make bad firemen?
And why shouldn’t women be able to have seperate changing facilities.
You say that all women are whores, well there are two that aren’t
And women can make just as good of anything that a man does, no matter what you say
All i can say ( other than what I’ve said ) women can make just as good of anything that you do
people have their skills, and people have their weaknesses, that’s how they choose their carreers, such as women who make good fire women
December 18th, 2007 at 7:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b8661e6da7fc
This may be the most incorrect and
Just about every statement you made there is incorrect.
For instance: ” women have stronger legs than men” - Go to any gym and you will see otherwise. Or better yet look up power-lifting records of the squat for men, then women. Actually don’t bother, you’re obviously incapable of learning.
December 18th, 2007 at 7:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b8661e6da7fc
Facilities are built for many people to use, otherwise it’s a huge waste of tax money. Well, that’s what women are good at; wasting other people’s money.
A man would make the personal sacrifice of changing in a bathroom stall if he was embarrassed to change with the others.