Now You’re Talking Double Team
I was sitting in my favorite chair yesterday evening drinking a glass of Black Label and ruminating on the myths in our society. One struck me as being especially ridiculous.
Marriage.
‘Marriage,’ I scoffed — or at least I’m sure that I did. And any man will do exactly the same if he’s not afraid of having his balls ripped off by someone who has just finished a grueling 20 hour work week. I’m talking about women. Millionaires aren’t in the habbit of ripping balls off when people say the most obvious goddamn thing in the world.
Women do not age discriminate when it comes to their precious 20 hour work weeks either. After all, what does a 40 year old woman need with more “me time” than a 20 year old. It’s not like she’s done anything more with her life than nothing. It’s not like she needs time to think about anything. It’s like giving baseball players with odd numbers more strikes than the ones with evens. You have an 11? You get six strikes. It makes no fucking sense and it would be exactly the way baseball was played if women were in charge.
Women have no sense of hierarchy. They don’t have to work their way up the benefits ladder as we men do. As soon as women are mobile, they’re looking for somewhere to sit down — or lay down. Because they’re whores.
Back to marriage.
Marriage is a waste of money and a ticket to unhappiness and No Sex Town. Here’s another reason why.
No one woman can ever possibly fully please a man. None. Not one. Ever.
In the immortally misquoted words of the Queen of Swine herself, Hillary Rodham Clinton, “It doesn’t take a village to raise a child; it takes a village to keep a husband.”
Women just aren’t up to the three-fold tasks of pleasing a man, intellectually stimulating a man, and giving a man the precious emotional support that he doesn’t need at all and which I just said as a joke.
A classic joke.
Women can’t even do one of those three. Look at the smartest woman on Earth. What’s her name? The girl with the advice column. Dear Abbey? She’s a genius and her column is so boring that I can barely remember who she is and I also don’t read it. And how about pleasing a man? Forget about it. That’s a two woman job at minimum.
You know I’m right too. Last time you were having sex, who were you thinking about?
Exactly. That was practically two women at the same time. And that’s a thousand damn Man Points.
As far as I’m concerned bigamy is the only way to go. Yes, it’s “illegal”. Yes, it’s “frowned upon”. But reread your history books and you’ll be in for a surprise. The men of the past found ways around that shit. I think it’s high time we turn back the clocks.
The sex clocks.
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Female Said: “speaking as if you are a man again are you Grump? Maybe I should start to call you something more reflective of your sexual orientation?”
Actually, Grump is speaking as a woman who has the proper amount of respect for a man. I see that as your minuscule, feminazi, mind has once again regressed to infantile sexual attacks on those whose thought do not agree with yours, even if they are other women. What a blight on society you are.
Welcome to the site. Actually, most men on the site don’t use hostile and aggressive language against women on the site unless those women initiate it.
What perspective would you propose we base it on, given the thesis? That of sea-otters? women? dolphins? unicorns? Again, given the view that men are better than women, why should we base our reasoning on a less logical foundation?
No. About 50 years ago, we did indeed live in a society shaped largely by men, for the benefit of families. There were costs for women in this society, and there were costs for men. (You could argue that families benefit men more than they do women; I think this would be a challenging position to argue, but not impossible).
More recently, society has been redesigned by a group of social engineers coupled with feminists. It would be fair to say that our present society is an attempt — albeit a poor one — to design a society for women’s benefit. You have but to look at affirmative action laws, college entrances, the very rapid decline of male academic performance in an increasingly feminized educational system, divorce laws, actuarial computations coupled with annuities and pensions, etc.
Not my logic; yours. Moreover, I predict that would not be a very successful society. Designing a society that supports the raising of strong, healthy, successful children might be a better goal.
So you are admitting our society has been reengineered for women’s nominal benefit?
Someone who is a sociopath is genetically damaged; they naturally lack true empathy (amongst other things). Do I judge that person as a less worthy person than someone who is not? Probably, yes. I fail to see the logical inconsistency in judging Stalin a less worthy human being than, say, Gandhi.
An interesting view that I do not think you gained by reading this site.
May I remind you, you arrived, without ever having exchanged a word with any man here, declaiming that the site was “awful” and that he who read you was a “coward” and predicting you would be dismissed with rude, hateful, ignorant language.
I am not sure who is full of hate, but I doubt that it is the men here.
While I cannot speak for every — or indeed any — other man on this site, there is no hate in my heart for most women; I love and cherish many women. I suspect the same is true of most here. Do not be confused into believing that the action of judging one thing as superior to another means that the inferior element in the comparison must be hated. Far, far from the truth.
-wolfe
Yeah Dick, [thick sarcasm] how do you live with yourself? Have you thought of therapy? Maybe you just need a hug. If one of your women would simply get you a valentines gift, all would be better.
Jess, sweetcheeks, doll,
first you are defending your gender, not your sex. As Dick has so masterfully written, “women hate sex.” Second, you say you are not a “stupid, whiny bitch-ass prostitute.” Fine place to start as any.
Stupid: posting to a site that says quite clearly, “no women allowed”
Whiny: :Jess said
Bitch-Ass: Going to a site like MABTW.com and, well, going to a site like MABTW.com
Prostitute: I suppose you could be that 12 sigma event, a woman who has never used sex for personal gain.
speaking as if you are a man again are you Grump? Maybe I should start to call you something more reflective of your sexual orientation?
Maybe we should call women like female and jess ” the Jabbermonkeys”
You tell me, you silly, smelly manatee type creature.
-Dick
A friend of mine told me about your site so I could see for myself just how awful it is. Although, being the coward that you are, I know you will simply dismiss me as a stupid, whiny bitch-ass prostitute (which is actually so far from the truth it makes me laugh), I would at least like to have the opportunity to defend my sex in this kangaroo court.
Your theories are so full of contradictions and grossly innaccurate “facts”, not to mention personal opinion falsely passed off as being “evidence”. how could anyone take you seriously? I am shocked to see how many men subscribe to your site and I am saddened that there are so many uninformed men in the world who would believe these horrible things you pass off as “truth”. Your reasons for men being ‘better’ than women, are based on an entirely male perspective, grounded in an entirely male social reality. The society we live in was shaped by men for men. Even if your theories were true, how could women ever possibly have the illusion of being able to compete with men anyways? By your logic, if women created a society whose social structures, institutions and entire definition of self was based on the ability to have a baby, men would be entirely marginalized. Isn’t this what has happened in our society? You cannot establish criteria for judging one’s worth as a person, based on something that some people genetically/naturally don’t have or can ever have, then deem them unworthy and yourself worthy, because they don’t have it. It is logically inconsistent.
While I know that you don’t think that men need any emotional support (because men, apparently, are made of tin and have no soul) I want to know what happened to you to make you so full of hate? It must be a horrible way to live - angry and bitter all the time. What exactly do you want women to do? Behave like animals? We can’t because we are not and you know that this is true because how would men be able to impregnate women if they were not of the same species? I really think you need to find a source for your anger. I am not saying that all women are perfect, or that the anti-male attitude that some women adopt isn’t equally as problematic as your own. I am just saying, that promoting attitudes like this only harms the person who is promoting it. I hope that you’ll be able to let of all this hatred eventually, the world (of both women and men) isn’t entirely bad, I hope you’ll be able to find some good in it.
Prayerfully,
A Woman
From almost sensible to obnoxiuos in one breath, must be a record.
Typical female. Like the signs you see on the back windows of thier cars ” From zero to BITCH in 30 seconds” as if it’s some type of community effort or major achievement.
It’s just stating the obvious.
Do we have a forum listing for this type of behaviour ?
Thank you, Christian.
Abaddon, I couldn’t have said it better.
When do you think people will understand that they cannot force others into changing their minds. The only thing anyone can do is present an intelligent, concise argument citing real information and hope that the listener is mature and intelligent enough to look at it from a different perspective. Enlightment only comes when you can see both sides.
Alison said:
Boy, you people really are fucked up in the head aren’t you??? Okay, have fun with your last little word. After all, it is a free country isn’t it? What a bunch of little whiney ass bitches! Please hold on the line while I fetch a big fat hairy tit for you to suck so your life isn’t so full of people.
-Ahh yes the true nature of woman finally shines through, I was surprised actually, she did had some good thoughts and presented herself in befitting manner. But it only took 2-3 post for her to degrade into a screaming nag.
My my. Now what was that about a last word?
-Dick
Alison, that would be the rise in male scientists conducting studies to tell us feminism is the problem and male minds are the solutions…..please……and women are stupid?
Well stated Alan, there are still ignorant people on this website that still cling to the lie that feminism is. Been lied to by other women and still deny it, it’s coming back to bite them and now they are complaining even more about their selfish requirements not being met.
Women wanted it all and bugger the cost. Now the feminists are not supplying the Utopia they have lied about over the last 40 years. This is a blatant obvious truth, but beyond comprehension to women that troll here.
Now, the situation is that we have the scream squad howling “How dare you say women are not perfect”, again demanding attention and determined to prove to someone that they really are(not).
But, over and over again women demonstrate thier total ignorance. This site should clearly demonstrate what most of us think of women and how we are totally disinterested in their opinions.
But thier sad and sorry behaviour clearly demonstrates that they just don’t get it.
But there is help available.
Just so women can imitate sanity we have developed following drugs.
“thank God there’s Valium. And Prozac,
and Xanax, and Paxil, and Zoloft, and Serzone, and Lexipro, and Effexor
and Luvox, and Celexa. ”
Read it right here in our forum on “what women are really like”……
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/forums/about74.html
So there’s no link between the societal problems and the rise in male scientists doing studies???
Oh and Dick, you’re just a pussy! Go kiss you’re father with that mouth!
Boy, you people really are fucked up in the head aren’t you??? Okay, have fun with your last little word. After all, it is a free country isn’t it? What a bunch of little whiney ass bitches! Please hold on the line while I fetch a big fat hairy tit for you to suck so your life isn’t so full of people………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… ……………….
I do not need your pity. I have not hardened my heart. Again, if you read all my posts, you would now that I still have hope to find someone with a heart as good as mine with a mind unbefouled by Feminist Rhetoric. And you think peoples lives are not taken for simple words today. Men’s lives; their children, family, financial stability, homes, etc., etc.; are taken from them each day because of the words of the Feminists. ALL men are evil, rapists and abusers. So laws have been biased against men.
I have not succumbed to or been broken by societal pressures or admitted defeat to anyone, man or woman. I am standing tall; in the world, working two jobs to rebuild my life after she took it apart, and here in cyberspace, voicing my opinion and disdain for what many people, including women, have attributed to the downfall of current civilization. The divorce rate, single-parenthood (which has been linked to increases in violence) and selfish mindset of many Western societies have been, in scientific studies linked to the rise in feminism.
Wake up, Alison.
Oh boy. Can you mark posts like that with “Sugar Coated Horseshit Ahead” please? You might hurt some poor diabetic reading this site.
Better yet, why don’t you just go ahead and fuck off my website, Alison.
-Dick
Again, you missed it. Did I ever say an eye for an eye. No. The point is to show how damaging and ridiculous generalizations are. Visit a feminist site and you will find this site comparatively tame. I never said you were uneducated. I simply implied you have not had the life experiences some of us have. I congratulate you that your relationship is going well and you are able to tell your man you will do anything in the world to make him happy and that he can do the same for you. Can I? Yes. You really should read all my posts on this site before you ask a question that has already been answered. Could she? No. Could a couple of other past girlfriends? No. In my experience, and the experience of other men here, women think it is all about them. I offered real love, it wasn’t returned. And it is warm and fuzy thinking like yours, with your rambling, irrelevant quotes, that keep you in the dark. Take your own advice with your education quote. Learn that you don’t know it all, which you obiviously didn’t even know you didn’t know.
“The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.” -George Bernard Shaw
WindJammer - I pity you and all who have hardened your hearts in a time when so much information if available with the intention of making your lifetime on earth more enjoyable. You should be thankful you live in a time when words are simply that and you don’t see killings for simple words as much as in the past. I certainly am thankful for the fact that my children, as it appears at the moment, will not know the heartache my parents/grandparents and so on have known in their lifetimes. It’s succumbing minds like yours that break under the pressure of society and I truly hope that I can prevent my sons from admitting defeat to such people as you all are ranting about.