Obvious Penis Envy
If you want to experience the pain in the ass of a woman using your bathroom, just take a bucket of water and throw it all the fuck over the place. Then drag a wet towel all over your house.
What the fuck is women’s problem? How can they remember to close the curtain every single fucking time they take their clothes off, but not when it means turning my bathroom into Crocodile Mile.
Women are retarded at the bathroom, and much less good at it than men. We’re faster first of all. That’s not because of some bullshit like washing their hair either. It’s what I call the Gab Factor. Even when no one is around, women take frequent five minute breaks to think about what they’d like to be telling someone about themselves. It’s like practice for the Bitching Olympics. It’s also why women are millennia behind men when it comes to doing. We have more experience. Those five minute breaks add up.
Here’s some man food for thought. Women’s laissez faire attitude about the bathroom, combined with their lust for wine coolers and an excuse to act like whores has combined to equal one very disturbing new trend.
Women using the men’s bathroom!
I shit you not that this is absolutely true. I have seen it with my own eyes: the drunkest and most attractive of the destitute forging her way through the doors marked Men Only (sound familiar?) with a vapid and self-righteous smile plastered all over her face — knocking down barriers of a patriarchal society and scoring another point for feminism and against decency all at the same time.
Very disappointing ladies. How inappropriate.
If women had any backbone I would be worried about this turning into some kind of cultural shift; wherein men are now responsible for women’s difficulties with going to the bathroom in a timely fashion. Just like men are responsible for all of women’s other fucking difficulties. Men have to pay child support. What the fuck is that? It’s pretty much the same thing: horseshit. Women always have the option of spreading their legs and shutting their mouths. That way the money isn’t a handout.
Like I said, I would be worried, but every women I’ve seen pull this hijink will get right back to their own line with a simple, “What the fuck do you think you’re doing.” Which is exactly how to solve any altercation with a woman.
What the fuck do you think you’re doing.
There is no question mark. There should be no answer.
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You cannot envy genitalia, this is a decline of intelligence in society right here…
Please leave 3rd grade.. :)
Natural selection is a mark you missed. And Nature is the woman… War is of the m e ad women that behave like them… Not all men do, because than, and as a human I am not wanting to go into my elf made genocide and world destruction.. Regardless of anything said we laugh it off, we survive, nothing can ruin self esteem or being a woman… Men create explosives, nuclear holocausts, graffiti filled poor neighborhoods, poor education..Nature gives freedom, joy, beauty, wisdom, peace and intelligence. Why is it everything man creates always has a catch? Sure I get medicine, but it costs and minorities have less luck, if capitalism had its way, only rich would have that luck… Yeah, all you have exploited is men and women that behave as you do….
You are the evidence of the decline of intelligence among women in western society.
The stupidity of this comment fucking amazes me. No, not because of how stupid the post was. You’re a female. Obviously you are going to be stupid. I’m just amazed that you were actually stupid enough to post such retarded crap.
Explosives? Nuclear holocausts? Bitch, these were created because badass men like ourselves realize just how much ass we can kick with things like explosives.
Imagine this for a minute: some badass movie (probably starring Jean Claude Van-Damme) with much ass-kicking and gunshots to the head and all of that jazz. Would it be nearly as awesome if it lacked such things like explosions? I think not.
Oh, and nature does have the power to do all of that shit, I agree… But men have the power to kick the shit out of nature and build a goddamn shopping mall. Go to the fucking shopping mall’s gun store and shoot some things. See if it doesn’t give you the man-rush you need to get rid of that stupid shit you just spewed out all over this website.
P.S. it’s sad when a 16-year-old such as myself can think a hell of a lot more clearly than some retarded bitch who’s probably much older than me. (though I never claimed that she should be able to think rationally… keep in mind she is a woman.)
You cannot envy genitalia…
Please leave 3rd grade.. :)
Natural selection is a mark you missed. And Nature is the woman… War is of the m e ad women that behave like them… Not all men do, because than, and as a human I am not wanting to go into my elf made genocide and world destruction.. Regardless of anything said we laugh it off, we survive, nothing can ruin self esteem or being a woman… Men create explosives, nuclear holocausts, graffiti filled poor neighborhoods, poor education..Nature gives freedom, joy, beauty, wisdom, peace and intelligence. Why is it everything man creates always has a catch? Sure I get medicine, but it costs and minorities have less luck, if capitalism had its way, only rich would have that luck… Yeah, all you have exploited ise are smarter and wiser and above this mentality.
Wait, wait wait wait!
The subject of women and their goings on in the bathroom? That alone is a whole website of material right there. Women are completely inept at the activity. I’ve learned from personal experience, that a woman sees NO fucking problem with leaving their synthetic chemicals, synthetic powders, glitter\ sparkle…..glue…sticks, surgical instruments, eye liner sticks with the black gunk all over it, used Kleenexes, used q tips, dirty wash cloths, dirty towels, vanity mirrors (Primary and secondary in a bathroom that already fucking has a HUGE one…), several combs, hair dryer, curling irons, cups crusted with toothpaste, nail polish (both opened, and spilled) hair spray, deodorant, spilled perfumes, and USED FUCKING TAMPONS!!!!! (to name a few), scattered all throughout a bathroom THAT ISN’T EVEN YOURS. I get up and flip on the light to this scene of indescribable putrescence, and suddenly, pissing my fucking pants sounds like the logical decision.
Women will justify this behaviour by saying
”Oh, we do it for you…”
Fuck you, and fuck that bullshit. You do it for yourself to make you feel like a high priced whore, (vs a cheap whore) and so that you can compete with the other whores at who can create the illusion of being a high priced whore better. If you want to do something for me, clean my house. Make me a fucking sandwich, or wake me up to a blowjob.
Its a shame you even need to be told.
YES!! Fucking PRICELESS!!
This man knows what he’s talking about.
My brother pees on the floor… haha
“damn get that pole out of your ass! ppl who feel the need to boast about how great they are, well, aren’t. cheers!”
Isn’t that feminism to a tee?
Yes, yes it is.
By the way, as a psychology student I feel I have the right to comment on the womb envy bullshit that people take so seriously. If you didn’t know (I’m speaking to women in particular because all men know this), womb envy was some crackpot theory devised by some mangina because the feminists were having a go at Freud for being “phallocentric”, the mangina , Carl Jung, came up with womb envy to get in their good books with a theory that places the blame on men.
So instead of women being envious of the penis, the man is apparently envious of the womb, and in their tiny little minds, they felt that had scored one for ‘equality’.
I have no idea why so many people take a cokehead’s (Freud) theory so seriously, and it seems a bit coincidental (not) that nearly every one of them is female.
WOMB ENVY?! whatever self hating piece of shit dyke lover thought that up was in fact a complete and total retard. i aint got no womb envy. I dominate wombs with my meaty staff of justice. God i hate bitches.
Ooh, did someone hit a nerve, there? XD!
LOL. Another dumbfuck speaking. How surprising. You can’t be serious……
LOL. This is so retarded. You can’t be serious.
Women definitely have penis envy. I knew that when my smaller sister went crying to my whore mother asking why she didn’t have a peepee like me. My mother didn’t say anything, so I told her that it’s because girls are inferior so they have their peepees cut off when they are born to mark this inferiority, and then she cried again! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P Coderch
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I wonder if she’ll come back and do just what I told her. Now that would be funny.
imeenwut
Not in the least.
You mean you aren’t amused already by her bullshit?
Ironic in the sense that you say others aren’t great because they say they are, but imply it yourself with that statement. Any person on this should should be able to pick up the implication: “I’m great because I don’t say it!” Bullshit. It’d be great for you to come up with a witty reply that has no relevance to your failure also. So why don’t you do that? Amuse me.
Get that pole away from your lips.
You spell women with a y. Clear penis envy.
damn get that pole out of your ass! ppl who feel the need to boast about how great they are, well, aren’t. cheers!
Is posting here really the highlight of your day? Wow, such an excitement the femme lifestyle is. I am pink with womb envy. Really, who needs sports, socializing, hiking, driving, competition, pragmatic fun… when you could do your nails and shit?
Or talk about how much your period sucks? Oh, God, what a roller-coaster of estrogenic fun your life is, gabbing to your friends who you would back-stab just as proudly? Or posting pictures of yourself half-naked on myspace and then trying to act half-dignint to your snickering colleagues the next day? Oh, woe is me, why did I ever have to be born into the stronger sex when I could have lived a mediocre life of melancholy and self-induced oppression?
Wait, I have a brain.
omg i read your article. that was cute and funny. total boyfriend rant. bbl for a reply
are we talking about toilet lids? i didn’t even read the article. my hunger is overwhelming me atm. um, i prefer to keep the lid down. there is better chi in the bathroom when you do that. i had a french friend stay with me one summer and she would always close the bathroom door when exiting. i thought that was a nice custom. who wants to walk past a bathroom and see a nasty toilet? not i.
I leave the lid up so visiting women to my house don’t get puke on the toilet seat cover while they purge their meal to keep themselves skinny.
I close the lid, but only because I kept throwing my fucking socks into the toilet.
-Dick
Name one good reason not to leave the toilet seat up?
Actually I leave it down and close the lid too, because it feels more hygienic but if I didn’t close the lid there is no way I would put the seat down.
Sara, I had a lady friend over a while back. She kept her travel bag in the master bathroom. I leave a small towel neatly laid out in front of my shower.
Why’s it that when I’m done using the bathroom, everythings tidy as I left it, and when Godzilla used my bathroom, her shit was everywhere (figuratively), that little towel was crumpled up and tossed in the corner, water was everywhere as if I had ruptured plumbing, OMG, that hair was in the sink and shower basin,
Now, I’ll take ownership for the sidmarks in the bowl (let’s hope that they were in fact mine).
But come on, are you suggesting that women are neat freaks in the bathroom?
-Banzai
Yes.
-wolfe
Oh yes, and I suppose men are so good at using the bathroom (what kind of bullshit is that anyway?) because they leave their clothes and towels all over the floor, the toilet seat up, hair in the sink and the shower leaking…please!
Lols. Or pay her double, bang her, and take all her possesions - clothes included - and leave her naked in the motel room.
I’d make another Thai hooker joke, but I don’t want to wear out my ‘r’ key.
I was approached by a hooker the other day that said she’d have sex with me for $50.00.
I said $50.00?, my ex wife only charged $25.00!
-Banzai
Stay outta the men’s bathroom ladies unless yer heading in to perform oral sex on the men in there while they wash their hands.
hence the penis envy? POINT MADE.
kl, penis>vagina. that is the truth.
No one wants to talk about your sex life, princess.
Go tell daddy about it so he can take your keys away.
Even a blind squirrel in birkenstocks can find a gold nugget. Subaru are seemingly innocuous sleepers.
@Sony: I’m sure this is not the case in Europe, but in America (and Canada), Subarus are known for being cars beloved by women who like to wear birkenstocks.
That knowledge adds a piquant flavor to kl’s dribblings.
-wolfe
Well. I suppose it was only a matter of time until you pulled that one out your ass, or some other bodily orifice, as well. Congratulations.
Somehow, I can’t quite seem to grasp what that ’suburu’ thingie you’re referring to might be.
Sureeee sonya, i also have a suburu, its nothing compared to this BMW.
Yeah. I mean, even coochies wear out eventually. A friend of mine drives a tuned Subaru Impreza that would leave you tracing treads.
Alas, no concierge button.
I was just trying to figure out how much work you put into being able to afford that BMW.
how many women have you had and how much did you have to pay them to get some of that pit?
What does it matter how many men? Youre gonna call me a whore if its more than one anyway.
well if you want to call a vagina a pit yes ill admit it, i have one. And what do you have thats so special? you think youre penis is the most wonderful tasting smelling thing in the world?
I don’t want your horrid hole.
Alas, she has admitted it. Now, exactly what number do you consider to be ‘enough’? How many men have actually taken a dip in that pit of yours? How much money did you charge them?
hey live with it we live with that salty dank piece of shit between your legs. Suck it to make you happy. deal with it.
Sex is a different story thats good.
Hey , but that ‘PIT’ sure feels good dosent it Diam?
well enough of you men like that ‘PIT’ . Tell me why you would want that?
And ill take that over that fish smelling worm between your legs. Oh yea and if thats what you think it is youve been with the wrong women.
Well, I take it that you’re satisfied with your dank, yeast infected, putrid pit that reeks of decaying haddock. For your information, trimethylaminuria is not cute.
Does anyone want that thing between your legs?
yea, tons of people want what ive got, im irresistable. Whats that have to do with anything?
Yes. But the question is: does anyone want what you’ve got?
i dont want the equipment! who wants a thing like that attached to them im happy with what ive got
penis envys a lie
@Fredrik Very true. It’s why women should also never be firemen. They just don’t have the equipment.
-wolfe
I think women need to learn not to pee standing, all things considered they don’t have the equipment needed for aiming.
Very well put!!
Ive been saying that for the last couple years, thats when I started to notice it. Women had it made in the past, sure there may have been some issues to address but overall they didnt have to do shit but watch the kids and go shopping.
Now thats all gone to hell, and they thought they were actually winning, but not lately. Now even they are starting to see what they have done to themselves, chiverly is shot to hell, anger towards women is at a all time high.
Problems with children is on the rise because the bitches wont help raise them, thier carreers are too important. Childcare is a huge problem because women feel they are “above” it. Latch-key kids outnumber all other kids.
Sandra, I have to agree with you, in my teens working in restaurants, the females bathrooms were always the worst to clean.
AS for the topic at hand, I also believe the line at the womens restroom must have been too long, so the bitch felt she had every right to use the mens… she probly figured all the men would fall over themselves for her.
I would have pissed on her leg :)
lol this site must go on
It’s called cause and effect, its pretty simple once you look at it. However women refuse to look at it.
-Strength and Honor-
Golly-gee-whiz, Bonnie! Isn’t that the darn’est thing? I know exactly what you’re talking about. I’ve had similar experiences elsewhere. For instance, everytime I go in a KFC it smells like fried chicken in there. It still baffles me as to why it smells that way. Only a rocket scientist can figure that one out.
I second abaddon, dia’s response.
You know, I am not totally convinced that she only used the men’s room when the line to the chick’s can was packed. I have the feeling (and the experience) that women like the idea of pissing with and front of guys. I don’t know why? Penis envy? Maybe. Perhaps a perverted sense of intimacy?
This weekend was the second time in as many months a woman has pushed me into the can at a party and, after asking me to “bump” sat on the can and pissed in front of me. What the fuck is with that?
female restrooms are fucking disgusting. thats all i can say.
Good one Diamatik.
-Strength and Honor-
Golly-gee-whiz, Bonnie! Isn’t that the darn’est thing? I know exactly what you’re talking about. I’ve had similar experiences elsewhere. For instance, everytime I go in a KFC it smells like fried chicken in there. It still baffles me as to why it smells that way. Only a rocket scientist can figure that one out.
Women using the men’s bathroom!
Yeah, I’ve done that before when there was a long line. And every single time I’ve gone into the men’s bathroom, it smells like piss in there. Don’t worry, I’ve only gone into the men’s bathroom with one toilet, not the men’s bathrooms where there are lots of toilets.
You retard! How can you contrast having a backbone to having decency? By your ‘reasoning,’ if men had a backbone they would rape every woman that wore a mini-skirt. alex, if you don’t have anything sensible to say then you should just shut the fuck up.
if men had a backbone they would grope every single woman that entered their bathroom
It’s another frustrated female, finally realising that the world does not worship at it’s feet.
Interestingly, women have spent the last 40 years climbing down off their pedestal and then after completely destroying it, they demand to be propped up on another one.
This time it is just a sad replica, where once it was marble now it’s an old banana crate dressed in calico to imitate their once previous place of honour.
It’s gets sadder every year, it’s really ins’t that funny !
May I also point out that the “mother issues” comment has also been used by other females here, and as always, is a common feminist retort.
I’m confused, Brian. You posted it.
Perhaps Brian should read, Briana.
-Dick
An educated person doesn’t throw out Freudian terms in casual conversation.
An educated person uses Freudian terms like “Oedipus Complex” correctly.
An educated person doesn’t take any of that shit seriously either, its like saying “It is so obvious that you have irs issues resulting from an un-negotiated Tooth Fairy Complex, so transparent.”
actually I am engaged to a woderful woman, and no where did i say I hated women. Contrary to what your name may imply “Brain” you are lacking any cognitive brain functions as is apparent by your childish attempts at insulting us. Further you are obviously a woman as you resorted to the predictable sexual comments.
“Why dont you all just meet and have a good bum fuck session and cry together about your dysfunctional position in your family.”
Clearly not the response of an educated person.
You sad fucks should go see an analyst. It is so obvious that you have mother issues resulting from an un-negotiated Oedipus Complex, so transparent.
If you hate women so much and you think they are worthless why do you devote an entire website to them.
Why dont you all just meet and have a good bum fuck session and cry together about your dysfunctional position in your family.
Bet you dont have the balls to post this either.
So sad, bet you are all single too.
/salute
My thanks to you Wolfe, for the positive feedback and for not sending a bill.
:)
There’s a common theme about women that annoys all men, and that is hypocrisy. I know everyone’s been there before and are quite sick of it, but this Oxygen show is another big example. If women don’t want to be labelled whores/abused/whatever, they shouldn’t get kicks from shows like Oxygen, IMO. And definetly not Memoirs of a Geisha.
99 percent of all women are filthy useless whores Dick, FACT…</