Obvious Penis Envy
If you want to experience the pain in the ass of a woman using your bathroom, just take a bucket of water and throw it all the fuck over the place. Then drag a wet towel all over your house.
What the fuck is women’s problem? How can they remember to close the curtain every single fucking time they take their clothes off, but not when it means turning my bathroom into Crocodile Mile.
Women are retarded at the bathroom, and much less good at it than men. We’re faster first of all. That’s not because of some bullshit like washing their hair either. It’s what I call the Gab Factor. Even when no one is around, women take frequent five minute breaks to think about what they’d like to be telling someone about themselves. It’s like practice for the Bitching Olympics. It’s also why women are millennia behind men when it comes to doing. We have more experience. Those five minute breaks add up.
Here’s some man food for thought. Women’s laissez faire attitude about the bathroom, combined with their lust for wine coolers and an excuse to act like whores has combined to equal one very disturbing new trend.
Women using the men’s bathroom!
I shit you not that this is absolutely true. I have seen it with my own eyes: the drunkest and most attractive of the destitute forging her way through the doors marked Men Only (sound familiar?) with a vapid and self-righteous smile plastered all over her face — knocking down barriers of a patriarchal society and scoring another point for feminism and against decency all at the same time.
Very disappointing ladies. How inappropriate.
If women had any backbone I would be worried about this turning into some kind of cultural shift; wherein men are now responsible for women’s difficulties with going to the bathroom in a timely fashion. Just like men are responsible for all of women’s other fucking difficulties. Men have to pay child support. What the fuck is that? It’s pretty much the same thing: horseshit. Women always have the option of spreading their legs and shutting their mouths. That way the money isn’t a handout.
Like I said, I would be worried, but every women I’ve seen pull this hijink will get right back to their own line with a simple, “What the fuck do you think you’re doing.” Which is exactly how to solve any altercation with a woman.
What the fuck do you think you’re doing.
There is no question mark. There should be no answer.
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if men had a backbone they would grope every single woman that entered their bathroom
It’s another frustrated female, finally realising that the world does not worship at it’s feet.
Interestingly, women have spent the last 40 years climbing down off their pedestal and then after completely destroying it, they demand to be propped up on another one.
This time it is just a sad replica, where once it was marble now it’s an old banana crate dressed in calico to imitate their once previous place of honour.
It’s gets sadder every year, it’s really ins’t that funny !
May I also point out that the “mother issues” comment has also been used by other females here, and as always, is a common feminist retort.
I’m confused, Brian. You posted it.
Perhaps Brian should read, Briana.
-Dick
An educated person doesn’t throw out Freudian terms in casual conversation.
An educated person uses Freudian terms like “Oedipus Complex” correctly.
An educated person doesn’t take any of that shit seriously either, its like saying “It is so obvious that you have irs issues resulting from an un-negotiated Tooth Fairy Complex, so transparent.”
actually I am engaged to a woderful woman, and no where did i say I hated women. Contrary to what your name may imply “Brain” you are lacking any cognitive brain functions as is apparent by your childish attempts at insulting us. Further you are obviously a woman as you resorted to the predictable sexual comments.
“Why dont you all just meet and have a good bum fuck session and cry together about your dysfunctional position in your family.”
Clearly not the response of an educated person.
You sad fucks should go see an analyst. It is so obvious that you have mother issues resulting from an un-negotiated Oedipus Complex, so transparent.
If you hate women so much and you think they are worthless why do you devote an entire website to them.
Why dont you all just meet and have a good bum fuck session and cry together about your dysfunctional position in your family.
Bet you dont have the balls to post this either.
So sad, bet you are all single too.
/salute
My thanks to you Wolfe, for the positive feedback and for not sending a bill.
:)
There’s a common theme about women that annoys all men, and that is hypocrisy. I know everyone’s been there before and are quite sick of it, but this Oxygen show is another big example. If women don’t want to be labelled whores/abused/whatever, they shouldn’t get kicks from shows like Oxygen, IMO. And definetly not Memoirs of a Geisha.
99 percent of all women are filthy useless whores Dick, FACT…
Hey, you can never lose Man Points for that!
-Dick
I read a story a couple of days ago from one of the femmie papers in Brisbane, Aus. that stated “wimmin still think about sex at 70″.
I would suggest that not only do they start young but they wallow in theoretical sex at a later age even though they now possess the organ of a five year old.
Oldone, were I a woman, I would even now be sending you my dry-cleaning bill. A quantity of V-8 sputtered out of my mouth as I burst into uncontrollable laughter while reading that. As a man, I will accept the consequences of my laughter, and assign merely the credit, but not the blame, to you. Well said, sir.
Yasai: quite true, quite true.
-wolfe
By the way, not disagreeing with oldone, just disagreeing with that Oxygen show.
How can independence mean going to have sex with younger men? I thought independence means supporting yourself… or making a difference… something like that
ChristianJ, i too have seen these commercials and really what is the point of this show, or the “Oxygen” network to begin with. I will explain, it is a vain attempt to convince young people that women are important, indeed an invaluable part of, and influence on, society. The very name of the network implies this. “Oygen” as though, much like the life giving element it is named after, we cannot live without it and thusly, our society cannot survive without the self-centered harpies known as women. This show “Campus Ladiesâ€? is an attempt to show the “independence” of middle-aged women. However, what it actually shows us is that even in their late 30s and 40s, women continue to be whores. This show is the final nail in the coffin, which lays to rest any argument to the contrary, proving that everything Dick has said is indeed correct.
An article on wimmyn from a certain religious leader ties in nicely with comments that Dick made in his article.
” an excuse to act like whores has combined to equal one very disturbing new trend.”
But as they get older they want some of that lovin’ they aren’t gettin anymore.
Do middle-aged women
go to college to have sex?
The image of American women in the popular media has taken yet another blow with the announcement and launch of the massive promotional campaign by the Oxygen network to promote its new show, “Campus Ladies.” The show revolves around middle-aged women who return to college and decide to indulge in “age-inappropriate” behavior with young, male college students.
Indeed, some of the massive ads around the country involve a bra draped over billboards, and a radio commercial for the series warns male college students that “extremely drunk middle-aged college women are trying to have sex with you.”
I, of course, address these issues, the portrayal of American women in the most degrading possible light, in my newest book “Hating Women, America’s Hostile Campaign Against the Fairer Sex.” But we would have been forgiven had we all thought that the portrayal of American woman as sluts and whores was only for younger women. For example, the dream once was that American girls would go to college and get and education, but that was before the “Girls Gone Wild” videos showed us what they really wanted to do: rip off their shirts for men in exchange for a T-shirt.