Comments on: Obvious Penis Envy

By: Abboq

Abboq — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 06:33:07 +0000

Yeah, men created explosives, a solved the mystery of the atom.

But men also invented the tampon (ya’ll might care ’bout that one), the combine, semiconductors, nuclear power, cars, plastic, democracy, and founded this nation as a constitutional republic, and invented 99% of the ideas that make your cushy modern lifestyles possible.

Men’s good inventions far outweigh the bad (Can you even imagine your feeble life as a women without tampons? Remind yourself that men invented them the next time you insert one, lol!).

Every day, 50 Americans die working their jobs. Forty-nine out of those 50 are men!

The vast majority of blood shed to defend this nation’s freedom have been borne by men.

Face it, women are catty and are only good at producing social drama. Name a life-altering invention by a women?

Men solve society’s problems. Period (no pun intended).

By: Flannel Sheets

Flannel Sheets — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 16:53:14 +0000

there are portable wine coolers which also fit in a small office space. i use them in my home office -;-

By: Capricorn Horoscope ·

Capricorn Horoscope · — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 09:40:19 +0000

we just bought our wine cooler from e-bay and this stuff is really nice for cooling the wine you have at home ”

By: Sam

Sam — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 21:02:07 +0000

You are right-on man!

By: kick the bitch ass

kick the bitch ass — Fri, 28 May 2010 16:16:10 +0000

all wimmin are bull shit

By: Banderman

Banderman — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 01:46:29 +0000

Wow, a complete paragraph that went nooooo where. If women don’t have severe penis envy, why do they dress like men half the time and emulate men every chance they get? Lucy, you got some ‘splainin’ to do. In fact, why do women (almost all women) fantasize about ‘cutting off’ some poor lad’s pecker? We don’t sit around fantasizing about lopping off your hooters or vaJJ. Face reality, it’s very refreshing.

By: Banderman

Banderman — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 12:10:32 +0000

Dick may have used the wrong financially oppressive example in his op-ed. He probably should have used a much more blatant and acrimonious example of male oppression – alimony. Gender equality is a sham. If it were not, women would demand alimony be stricken from the law books. Alimony is a pathetic, worn out, out of mode, old fashioned, old school, financially oppressive law that remains. Don’t give me that horse crap about equal pay for equal work. We live in a capitalistic society predicated on the idea people get paid for what they are WORTH to the company (skill set, accomplishments, etc), not gender. Women only use ‘gender’ as the measuring stick when it works to their advantage. When was the last time women protested because a woman received a more lenient sentence in a child molestation case of which she was proven to be wholly guilty? The hypocritical cat is out of the bag and there is no way to stuff that cat back into the bag. Get used to it. Gender equality? Right on; men are demanding it and women are scared to death it might finally happen. Women must learn, be careful what you wish for, you might just get it.

By: Zeezee

Zeezee — Fri, 29 May 2009 11:03:03 +0000

looool, if you don’t want to pay child support bbz then use protection or get it cut off. Also: funny about the girl who went into the guys bathroom, I’m pretty sure that’s a two way street! Srsly this site is really funny, I shall read on!

By: John

John — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 06:23:57 +0000

“Natural selection is a mark you missed. And Nature is the woman…”
Keep in mind natural selection ≠ nature. Why is nature the woman? That makes absolutely no sense. First of all you are basing your argument on a false statement, by consequence falsifying the rest of the argument.
Please learn how to spell, at the end of a sentence is only a period, not 3, you do not start a sentence with and, this is basics.
“War is of the m e ad women”, what the hell are you talking about, this is basically unreadable.
I am pretty sure the person already left third grade a long time ago, he seems to be well educated or at least profited of his education.
Now or you are in 1st-2nd grade and have profited of your education, or you just wasted your country’s money.
Believe it or not, if capitalism had its way, not only the rich would have the luck, if you look up Fordism which was created by a smart man, the concept of giving a person more purchasing power (aka money) will allow them to spend more, therefore stimulate the economy and the tertiaire (services) sector.

By: Bob

Bob — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:55:26 +0000

Womb envy, my ass. I’d like to stuff a uterus with hamburger, pheasant, veal and ground sausage, then tie it up with an umbilical cord and bake that shit at 300 degrees and eat it like haggis.

That’s the only use I would have for one.

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:09:26 +0000

The stupidity of this comment fucking amazes me. No, not because of how stupid the post was. You’re a female. Obviously you are going to be stupid. I’m just amazed that you were actually stupid enough to post such retarded crap.

Explosives? Nuclear holocausts? Bitch, these were created because badass men like ourselves realize just how much ass we can kick with things like explosives.

Imagine this for a minute: some badass movie (probably starring Jean Claude Van-Damme) with much ass-kicking and gunshots to the head and all of that jazz. Would it be nearly as awesome if it lacked such things like explosions? I think not.

Oh, and nature does have the power to do all of that shit, I agree… But men have the power to kick the shit out of nature and build a goddamn shopping mall. Go to the fucking shopping mall’s gun store and shoot some things. See if it doesn’t give you the man-rush you need to get rid of that stupid shit you just spewed out all over this website.

P.S. it’s sad when a 16-year-old such as myself can think a hell of a lot more clearly than some retarded bitch who’s probably much older than me. (though I never claimed that she should be able to think rationally… keep in mind she is a woman.)

By: RB

RB — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 05:09:31 +0000

You are the evidence of the decline of intelligence among women in western society.

By: Kristriansen

Kristriansen — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:24:43 +0000

You cannot envy genitalia, this is a decline of intelligence in society right here…

Please leave 3rd grade.. :)

Natural selection is a mark you missed. And Nature is the woman… War is of the m e ad women that behave like them… Not all men do, because than, and as a human I am not wanting to go into my elf made genocide and world destruction.. Regardless of anything said we laugh it off, we survive, nothing can ruin self esteem or being a woman… Men create explosives, nuclear holocausts, graffiti filled poor neighborhoods, poor education..Nature gives freedom, joy, beauty, wisdom, peace and intelligence. Why is it everything man creates always has a catch? Sure I get medicine, but it costs and minorities have less luck, if capitalism had its way, only rich would have that luck… Yeah, all you have exploited is men and women that behave as you do….

By: Liviana87879789

Liviana87879789 — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:22:28 +0000

You cannot envy genitalia…

Please leave 3rd grade.. :)

By: John_Petrucci

John_Petrucci — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:28:37 +0000

Ooh, did someone hit a nerve, there? XD!

By: priceless!

priceless! — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:25:23 +0000

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

By: ‮‮

‮‮ — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 10:33:59 +0000

This man knows what he’s talking about.

By: MAX STEELE

MAX STEELE — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 05:00:14 +0000

WOMB ENVY?! whatever self hating piece of shit dyke lover thought that up was in fact a complete and total retard. i aint got no womb envy. I dominate wombs with my meaty staff of justice. God i hate bitches.

By: Mysanthrope

Mysanthrope — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:47:14 +0000

YES!! Fucking PRICELESS!!

By: Razlo

Razlo — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:30:42 +0000

Wait, wait wait wait!
The subject of women and their goings on in the bathroom? That alone is a whole website of material right there. Women are completely inept at the activity. I’ve learned from personal experience, that a woman sees NO fucking problem with leaving their synthetic chemicals, synthetic powders, glitter\ sparkle…..glue…sticks, surgical instruments, eye liner sticks with the black gunk all over it, used Kleenexes, used q tips, dirty wash cloths, dirty towels, vanity mirrors (Primary and secondary in a bathroom that already fucking has a HUGE one…), several combs, hair dryer, curling irons, cups crusted with toothpaste, nail polish (both opened, and spilled) hair spray, deodorant, spilled perfumes, and USED FUCKING TAMPONS!!!!! (to name a few), scattered all throughout a bathroom THAT ISN’T EVEN YOURS. I get up and flip on the light to this scene of indescribable putrescence, and suddenly, pissing my fucking pants sounds like the logical decision.

Women will justify this behaviour by saying
”Oh, we do it for you…”
Fuck you, and fuck that bullshit. You do it for yourself to make you feel like a high priced whore, (vs a cheap whore) and so that you can compete with the other whores at who can create the illusion of being a high priced whore better. If you want to do something for me, clean my house. Make me a fucking sandwich, or wake me up to a blowjob.

Its a shame you even need to be told.