Olympic Fuckery

As a rule, the Olympic Games are chalk full of fuckery. Now, stage that fuckery in capitalism’s lower intestine: China, and you’re guaranteed an epic level — nay, an evolution of clusterfuck.

The fuckery at these Olympic Games has come in new and exciting forms. And since most of these “controversies” could easily be solved with hard work, dignity, or just plain old remembering that all of this is a fucking game, you can guess their epicenter. That’s right. It’s women.

Women are fucking around in China.

Chinese Gymnasts Under 14

I heard a lot of bullshit this week about how the Chinese are cheating at gymnastics. Apparently, you have to be at least 16 to compete in women’s gymnastics — and by my inspection, your neck also has to be the girth of your head. The Chinese failed to meet either criteria.

One of the problems with encouraging girls in athletics is that it encourages Gumby-neck syndrome.

If hitting puberty is a hindrance to your performance in a sport, then said sport does not belong at the Olympics. Can you imagine the Patriots contesting a touchdown because it was scored by a 12 year old? Can you imagine Warren Buffet calling a corporate merger do-over because the other company’s CEO was still in diapers? Fuck no! Because those are real games played by men. Having undescended balls is a problem, not a solution.

Women’s gymnastics is exactly the opposite. Puberty is a problem. Let’s look at some other non-sports where puberty is a problem.

Video games - should not be an Olympic event.
Fitting into cupboards - should not be an Olympic event.
Statutory Rape - should not be an Olympic event.

Instead of wasting time growing pubes and talking about boys, maybe you US female “champions” should have been practicing to beat up a bunch of little girls half your fucking age. In Communist China, baby steals your candy!

Ugly Girl Sings, Pretty Girl Gets Attention

A Chinese girl by the name of Pug Face Rake Mouth sang the Chinese anthem at the Olympic opening ceremony. However, we didn’t see her. What television audiences saw was a cute Chinese girl attempting an Olympic sized failure in lip syncing.

I know what you’re thinking. But Dick, who the fuck cares? TV cares. And that’s good enough for me.

TV cares because women care. And like it or not, women buy anything TV tells them to buy. “Chemicals that will keep my face clean while I shovel grease down my gullet? Yes please! ShamWOW? How much can I pay to be neurotic more efficiently? Magical headache wands that you rub on your fucking head like a glue stick? Sure, I’ll take a dozen.”

Worship controls the box.

But rest assured this public outcry against China’s censorship isn’t about injustice. Women don’t know shit about justice. Lady Justice has a cock. The real reason women are pissed off that the ugly little rake-mouth got thrown behind a curtain under a bus, while her cute countrywoman was given the spotlight, is because one girl has a gift and the other has something you can work for.

Women hate work.

Singing is a gift. You will never sing like Vince Neil; Vince Neil will never sing like Pavarotti — even a dead Pavarotti; and Pavarotti will never sing like some fat schmuck who works in the post office in Hampstead, UK. Life is a circle. Hakuna Matata.

Looking cute, however, is not a gift. It must be worked for.

Women hate hard work. They hate staying in shape, they hate learning how to smile properly, they hate trying to look good, and they hate anyone promoting work as a path to success. So what if some little girl can sing? This other little girl worked hard to look cute. And if she didn’t, she encourages other girls to do so anyway. Hakuna Matata. All the pumpkin-faced singer did was show up. That’s nothing to put on television.

China is world-renown for their censorship, but what we’ve learned from this debacle is that not all censorship is bad. And if any women think this is cruel, I challenge their hypocritical asses to go a week without eye-liner.

Women’s Softball is Shit-Canned

I tuned in to a game of America v. Venezuela softball because I heard the sport was full of “lesbians”. Boy was I duped! It’s full of “lesbians” all right, but these “lesbians” could also have day-time jobs doing stunt work for Baby Huey.

I saw lesbians, but what I didn’t see were any fans in the stadium, any Venezuelans who didn’t know who Miley Cyrus was dating, or any reason softball should be an Olympic event.

As of 2008, softball is no longer an Olympic event.

“These girls are pursuing a dream. It’s a shame to see some committee yank that dream away from them.” -some horsefaced announcer

I have a dream of nailing both Barbie Twins. I’ve had this dream for like twenty years. Should that be an Olympic event?

My point is, every girl on the world stage of softball was American. The Americans were American, the fans were American, and the Venezuelans were American. Say what you want about America, but Nike and the cash cow of “female empowerment” forcing a world committee to fund a fetish for women with scraped knees is not doing anything to dispel our reputation of self-promotion, self-aggrandizement and self-cluelessness.

But that’s what’s great about America. We don’t care what other people think.

Olympic women’s softball is nothing more than watching America’s “best” play America’s junior college “brightest” — who also happened to have a grandfather from Venezuela.

Manclusion

We’ve had a lot of fun here today, but one thing is important to remember. The Olympics are about humanity’s best athletes training for years to excel at games determined by an arbitrary set of rules — which are then marketed to hell because there’s no good TV on during the summer. Truly there is no greater pursuit and there never has been.

And for you ladies, the Olympics is just like life, if it weren’t for Camel Toe, no one would pretend to care.

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Comment by blabla
2008-12-01 12:18:31 - IP Man-Hash: d9caefb8fa138

Softball! The ball is twice as big and they have to throw underarm…. how is that the elite of competition like the original greeks meant it to be?
Honestly, isn’t that similar to disabled olympics (no offense to the truly disabled)?

The biggest insult to feminism has to be the continued seperation of male and female in olympics. And it’s not because the committe is sexist, it’s because girls times/accuracy/whatever are continually worse. It’s just nature.

To be honest, I think now would be a great time to just ditch the sex seperation, and throw everyone into the same mix. Olympics are pretty goddamn boring as it is. It would give me something to smirk about at least. In the meantime, I’ll settle for the TV show ‘Wipeout’.

 
Comment by shamwow
2008-10-09 05:33:46 - IP Man-Hash: 4f8f8f6416c4f

any other shamwow reviews?

 
Comment by Vanessa
2008-10-03 11:01:03 - IP Man-Hash: 6c58514dc22bd

okay first off you are a jerk.
Secondly you need to shut your mouth
and thridly i hate you

Comment by Solomon
2008-10-03 11:13:00 - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b

If you want to avoid the Donna Jackson treatment bitch, you’d best fuck right off.

 
Comment by psiros
2008-10-04 07:38:19 - IP Man-Hash: 39097e6ba8475

“Thridly”… Jesus Fucking Christ!

 
 
Comment by Garrett
2008-09-28 17:34:10 - IP Man-Hash: 30a92e4f51f42

One think wrong with this is that you have to work to get a good singin voice. Not hard, but you have to work somewhat.

 
Comment by testify
2008-09-02 11:47:48 - IP Man-Hash: 09665c800146b

i would rather watch womens beach volleyball then any other sport in the summer olympics. beauty bodies!

Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-09-02 22:33:42 - IP Man-Hash: 843c6f66c2e88

I have no issue with Womens Beach Stripping either.

 
 
Comment by NewlySingle
2008-08-28 13:19:33 - IP Man-Hash: 1936721dd9fa1

Imagine just how much more exciting and how many more sports we could cram into the Olympics if it was ALL MEN. After all, watching women compete against women in sport is about as interesting as watching male teenagers compete in sport….they are just not very good yet……
Men are better than women at sport. And us men should not have to put the fuck up with mediocre sport just because it’s the best women can do. Let them organise their own olympics and see how many people pay to watch that shit.

 
Comment by Jason
2008-08-25 17:03:35 - IP Man-Hash: 3d89fb8a156b8

This post was funny, Dick. I really enjoyed it.

On another note, did anybody notice how the female athletes from Eastern Europe, Southern Europe, Latin America, Russia, East Asia, and South-East Asia looked more attractive and feminine than the female athletes from Western nations like the US, the UK, Australia, Canada etc? It’s interesting to see this and it does provide a lot of evidence that modern feminism has fucked up the West.

In conclusion, the only Olympic sports women are only good for are the aquatic sports of swimming, diving, water polo etc because we men want to see sexy women getting wet, and in some cases, getting their swimsuits ripped off them in the case of water polo.

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-08-25 10:29:37 - IP Man-Hash: 8292fb1246b05

Man has the largest brain for his size; and men have a larger brain than women.

~ Aristotle

Comment by Liviana Mari R
Comment by Liviana Mari R
2008-09-13 13:10:14 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

Also I would like to note society has always structured people to work a certain way, to view people a different way…

So when people when people change, views change, abilities change…..

 
 
 
Comment by P Coderch
2008-08-24 03:28:35 - IP Man-Hash: a19ee023ebf39

Ok, Mr.Masterson, but it should be noticed that China crushed the U.S.A in gold medals this Olympics, winning almost twice as many. Sure, the U.S still won more gold medals per capita, but no one cares about per capita but about absolute numbers.

P Coderch

 
Comment by TheHammer
2008-08-22 07:03:33 - IP Man-Hash: cd7afcaea31f9

They asked one of the gymnastics experts why younger age is advantageous and he minced words with a stumbling politically correct response but i heard what he said loud and clear! He basically said younger WOMEN don’t have as much baggage and therefore don’t choke as they don’t realize the importance of the event. It is a well documented fact that under pressure situations women’s performance goes down the tubes but men hold the same performance with the same number of errors. Anybody want to bet me that i can’t produce statistics/studies on this? Unforced errors have been measured in sports like tennis in women vs. men and this is the conclusion. The takeaway message is never let a woman be in charge of any pressure situation-IN ANYTHING IN IN LIFE !

 
Comment by psiros
2008-08-21 15:42:09 - IP Man-Hash: f77026e9301a8

Regarding China’s act of combining the best voice with the best physical presentation of their national anthem, I fail to see where any wrong was done. The Chinese wanted to put their best foot forward on the world stage. Who can blame them? Women can, of course. While this country is trying to develop its image and increase its status as a global player, women want to veer off on a tangent of insignificance and play grab-ass with factoid no man could reasonably give two fucks and a ha’penny about: who actually sang the anthem.

When it comes to kicking man-ass (thank you, Dick, for adding this to the lexicon of our mancabulary), we men want to get the pretentious opening ceremony bullshit out of the way and get to work. We treat life the same way. Ever notice how women may show up to work “on time”, proceed to fumble fuck around with stories about their kids and their dogs for a couple hours before even pretending to be productive. The same applies to this scenario. Women the world over have grabbed onto this incident as life preserver of fuckery to reduce the focus on what matters: ass-kicking men who’ve labored to be the best they can be. Typical.

In sum, I say the issue of who actually sang the song should be dropped. What are those focused on it trying to prove? China is a sexist country? No shit! If the little girls who sang/lip-synced the song did so without their feet bound, then progress has been made, considering China’s past. I suggest we get back to focusing on what matters, and that means being as productive and profitable as possible so we don’t need to keep selling out debt to these slippery shits and further compromise our status as the greatest nation in the world.

Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-08-22 00:34:01 - IP Man-Hash: a21b2bfca6ffe

They can’t drop the issue of who sang the song, because then they would have to answer why feminists supported Chairman Mao and said he was a great human being.

Watch the right hand kiddos, watch the right hand! Like a magician, women are fuck all about distracting from their fucking real ass bullshit, so they can keep on implementing their typical socialist agendas.

Fuck women.

 
 
Comment by Adrian P
2008-08-21 12:22:39 - IP Man-Hash: 917c2813ad3b3

Here is what Feminism is about and who supported it, underming western society to create more taxable assets.
http://www.infowars.com/articles/nwo/rockefeller_admitted_elite_goal_m icrochipped_population.htm

Comment by Hitler
2008-09-12 20:36:47 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

You believe this? it must be true it is on the net…

 
 
Comment by Dick Titanium
2008-08-21 02:56:13 - IP Man-Hash: e4e8b7249ce6f

All I wanna know is why the female olympians look like retarded midgets compared to their male counterparts.

 
Comment by Ritsuka-chan
2008-08-20 19:22:02 - IP Man-Hash: 2b3a2a56c98eb

Wow. This article makes me laugh on so many levels because you clearly have no friggin’ clue what you’re talking about.
As for your comments about singing being easy, you’ve most obviously never been involved in any type of choir or something along those lines because being able so sing well and professionally takes a hell of a lot of hard work.
I’ve been involved with my high school’s choir for quite a few years and even singing on that level required practice that was both time consuming and demanding.
It’s true that keeping up your physical appearance also takes some amount of effort, but when compared to the work involved with singing there is no second guessing at what is more difficult.
Hah, and as for your comments about the poor little girl who wasn’t even going to get any credit for actually singing the song; read the book “Grotesque” by Natsuo Kirino. In fact, don’t. It might be a little too complex and well written for you.
And for the love of God, please think before you type/post something. Or at least do it when you’re sober.
I believe you’ve just gotten bitch slapped by and 17 year old girl.

Comment by Matt
2008-08-26 16:41:24 - IP Man-Hash: 487443af721b8

“I believe you’ve just gotten bitch slapped by and 17 year old girl.”

Fail. Get out of here.

Comment by psiros
2008-08-26 18:47:41 - IP Man-Hash: f77026e9301a8

Amen, Matt!

***Psiros slams back a glass of man points mixed with Newcastle Brown Ale, cuz he can do that shit! Then he pukes on the bar just to be a fucking prick!***

 
 
 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-08-19 23:01:24 - IP Man-Hash: a21b2bfca6ffe

I’m not sure what folks don’t like about this article? It’s funny as shit and has pissed off a bunch of broads and broadginas. We all know what that means, its dripping with truth from every pour.

Women suck at sports and we all know it. That would be bad enough, but the non-sports that are Women’s Olympics, fuck they suck at those also.

It’d be fuckin nice to just have SPORTS as part of the Olympics. Sports > Women.

 
Comment by dude
2008-08-19 23:01:13 - IP Man-Hash: 43f74d2f042bf

Summer Olympics blow!

we will dominate in winter 2010 EH!!!!!!!

 
Comment by Ben
2008-08-19 22:35:33 - IP Man-Hash: 6db1f61d21162

actually dick this time i disagree with you. drop the dick in your hands and wipe the cum from your eyes and take a real look at the situation.
Hitting puberty is a hinderance for gymnastics, aren’t young children more flexible then teenagers? I remember I used to be able to bend my fingers back to touch the back of my hand i can no longer do that. plus tits make them top heavy, unless you are shawn johnson and you have t-rex legs, also the fact that 12 year olds are about 4′2″ is quite the advantage in itself

 
Comment by Sandra E.
2008-08-19 21:07:47 - IP Man-Hash: 63e572d28b67e

Haha, go fucking figure. “She was too ugly.” - Poor kid.

 
Comment by Dustin
2008-08-19 20:18:41 - IP Man-Hash: 43fafadb17f45

While I felt this bit wasn’t the best, out-doing yourself daily is impossible, even for a man. Sometimes you just have to settle for “awesome enough.”

I think several of the responses missed the whole point of the underage gymnasts. The point is that once a female hits puberty, she’s not good for much. They HAD to put in the underage girls because the ones who were older, sucked. And not in the way that is useful for the Olympics.

Comment by SMashy
2008-08-19 21:26:21 - IP Man-Hash: bed06ec6e55b0

Yeah as I’ve covered here before females live for 80 plus years but are useful for about one decade.

 
 
Comment by WhatName
2008-08-19 16:45:59 - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137

Dick, are you following the news story that Roy Den Hollander is suing Columbia University justifiably because they have no Men’s Studies department? Could this be a landmark case for Men’s Rights? Here’s a link for the story:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2008/08/18/2008-08-18_feminist_columbi a_university_demonizes_m.html

I have to say I hope he wins because it’s no secret women are dominating colleges these days while men are left to get fucked by a deeply feminist corrupted courses. I’d advise young men to be aware of what they’re getting into with these places. Look at how many male’s graduate or see how many males even teach at these place. Hell, even skipping college and jumping right into a career might be the best option instead of wasting your time with feminist bullshit.

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Comment by Primetime
2008-09-05 06:13:16 - IP Man-Hash: 36b375b61dfea

That’s great news… thanks for posting the article.

 
 
Comment by vanntabulous
2008-08-19 08:06:56 - IP Man-Hash: 6339e3b03905f

This post sucked, but one has to consider the subject matter. A simple formula should explain this nicely. Women + Olympics = Complete Failure.

 
Comment by Fellow_Traveller
2008-08-19 05:49:04 - IP Man-Hash: b6da7d2cef19d

#1 who gives a shit about the corporate olympics anyway?
other than track & field events from the ORIGINAL Olympics

#2 everyone here know that every “athelete” is so heavily corporate sponsored that they might as well be professional atheletes, right?

#3 who really gives a shit about some lip singing munchkin little Chin girl? actually who even WATCHED the opening ceremonies? i didn’t; btw “China” is STILL a communist county, and i don’t support communisim or any other brand-name of collectivism.

$5 during these Olympics, i did put about 900 miles on my monster cruising motorcycle, and even got an anonymous blow job from some MILF on the ferry, FAR more important than concerning myself with Olympic bull-shit.

Dick, 99% of your articles are always excellent. In this case, however, i’m afraid you’re making a mountain out of a molehill.

Sorry but i call ‘em as i see ‘em, with no mercy for no one ever.

FT

Comment by SMashy
2008-08-19 06:42:29 - IP Man-Hash: b64c1d3d0ec49

I also thought it was shitty post.

Fuck women’s faces.

 
 
Comment by EVERY WOMAN
2008-08-19 03:32:25 - IP Man-Hash: c5633477bd860

awww…look at all of you little gay fuckers.
x: I hate women!
y: I hate women too!
boo-hoo
It kinda makes me sad that none of you will ever get laid and will only spend your pathetic life on crying yourself to sleep because you can’t have an erection (and the woman next door has a better job than you do).

Oh, and someone tell Dick that all these “women who line up to him”…yeah, if they have Adam’s Apple….they’re actually not women…

later bitches! Have fun masturbating to Dick’s photos! I’m out. Be back in a month or so unless I won’t give a fuck anymore

M=W

Comment by Engelbrekt
2008-08-19 05:28:52 - IP Man-Hash: 56723811c2163

Few guys here actually hate women, it’s just objectively showing why the fuck you’re both worthless and worth less.

But hey, if it helps you sleep at night, you can keep telling yourself that every guy who doesn’t lick your feet actually wants it up the ass. Because that’s the very core of feministic reasoning. “If you don’t think like I do, something is seriously wrong with you!”… also, you’re homophobes.

So much for equal rights, eh?

 
Comment by SMashy
2008-08-19 05:56:36 - IP Man-Hash: b64c1d3d0ec49

You fucking slut. We hope you die very young of very painful cancer of the cunt. We also hope that in the dying weeks of your life you are given false hope by a wonder drug trial that goes nowhere.

Comment by SMashy
2008-08-19 08:24:23 - IP Man-Hash: 6d4c3e72da559

This is a better post on the olympic games

http://plover.net/~bonds/olympics.html

Very good.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-08-19 12:03:06 - IP Man-Hash: 7ef64dc45ee81

Speaking of cancer of the cunt… this made my day:

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/film-and-tv/news/cance r-blow-for-big-brothers-jade-goody-902060.html

As Angelo Buono used to say: die, cunt, die…

Comment by SMashy
2008-08-19 21:24:41 - IP Man-Hash: bed06ec6e55b0

Yeah I saw that…. you know HPV causes cunt cancer, and the more bitches fuck the more likely they are to get cancer. Jade Goody will be in a grave by 2010! Fuck yeah! I spit on her.

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Comment by Mik3_D
2008-08-20 03:02:02 - IP Man-Hash: e0f0a45876d85

Yeah, like bye… Yeah. Oh and dont come back… Yeah.

 
 
Comment by Max
2008-08-18 22:15:34 - IP Man-Hash: ea4f76f587863

Dick,

I also posted a similar article on your point about ?worship the box” the day before you posted this Olympic article.

I wrote about what I call, WOMEN WORSHIP.

http://ziomax.com/cloud/

Check it out Dick and let me know what you think.

-Max

Comment by Muzalon
2008-08-18 23:06:17 - IP Man-Hash: 7ef64dc45ee81

An excellent piece, but the missing ingredient is Anglo-Saxon culture. This ‘women worship’ only occurs in puritanical societies, and puritanism is the default setting of Anglo-Saxon culture. Because beauty and pleasure are scarce commodities in Anglosphere settings, it gives Anglo women a pronounced sense of entitlement and Anglo societies become informal matriarchies.

 
 
Comment by Matt
2008-08-18 21:26:00 - IP Man-Hash: e5ad81745f47e

What’s more pathetic than womens olympic softball? Womens olympic basketball!!! They make like 1 out of 5 baskets and they look like toddlers on the court i just watch it for kicks.

 
Comment by Matt
2008-08-18 21:13:51 - IP Man-Hash: e5ad81745f47e

Hhaaa fitting into cupboards, thats great fun i used to do that as a kid!

2008-08-19 00:29:08 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

Me too Matt :)

Comment by Muzalon
2008-08-19 12:04:53 - IP Man-Hash: 7ef64dc45ee81

Hmmm, I thought Anglo women were too ’special’ and entitled to enjoy normal things.

2008-08-20 14:13:38 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

Nope, not all

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Comment by Commander Scott
2008-08-20 14:21:33 - IP Man-Hash: 943c5d02a6fdd

All Anglo-Saxon women, especially those of America, Canada, and the United Kingdom, are selfish, entitled cunts who have been heavily indoctrinated in feminism and deserve to hang from barbed wire. Let’s put an end to preferential treatment for women by having them annihilated within specially designed gas chambers.

 
 
Comment by LUCYY
2008-08-20 14:21:12 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

Nope, not all, you know that.

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Comment by Commander Scott
2008-08-20 14:26:04 - IP Man-Hash: 943c5d02a6fdd

All Anglo-Saxon women, especially the ones in Canada, the USA, UK, and Australia, are selfish, evil cunts who deserve to be shot in the back of the head. What makes you think you’re any different?

 
Comment by LUCYYY
2008-08-21 21:09:30 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

because I’m not a selfish evil “cu*t”

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-08-21 23:14:03 - IP Man-Hash: 7ef64dc45ee81

So - you accept that most Anglo-American women are selfish and evil?

 
Comment by LUCYY
2008-08-22 13:05:58 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

Yeah a lot of them are, and I know what your talking about.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-08-22 13:25:14 - IP Man-Hash: 7ef64dc45ee81

So - what is to be done?

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-08-23 00:06:30 - IP Man-Hash: 4bca0c5dc8cb7

1. End women’s suffrage.

2. End women’s privilege to drive.

3. End women’s privilege to live on their own.

4. End women’s privilege to be in public, or anywhere, without a male companion.

5. End women’s privilege to ever be without a collar.

 
Comment by LUCYYYYYYYYY
2008-08-23 13:33:40 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

Nothing. There is nothing you can do. The only thing you can change on a person is their diapers.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-08-23 13:53:45 - IP Man-Hash: 7ef64dc45ee81

What about simply removing the privileges that unjustly attend their rights?

 
Comment by LUCYYY
2008-08-27 15:16:33 - IP Man-Hash: 25fa8201bf430

too bad, its never going to happen

 
Comment by Chris
2008-08-27 15:37:16 - IP Man-Hash: 8fdae3316d084

ALL GUYS TAKE NOTE: LUCYFER (like ALL women) will very often “SAY” that they are:

• “Not selfish, evil cunts”

• “Not bitches”

• ”Different from other women”

• “Special”

• ”Worthy of love and respect”

… but you will notice -> THAT’S WHERE A WOMAN STOPS.
Right after she “said” it.

Women are completely incapable of (and completely not interested in) SHOWING you that they are not selfish bitches, evil cunts, NOR will you see them make any EFFORT to be special or worthy of love and respect.

Pay close attention.

When a woman wants to be regarded as “special” she won’t make any effort to BE special….. she will just SAY that she is. Now she will expect you to just accept it as fact, or you’re an asshole.

When a woman wants to be regarded as anything BUT “selfish cunt and evil bitch” , her BEHAVIOR will clearly determine that FOR HER . . . . regardless of what she “SAYS” about herself.

IT IS AN EXTREMELY IMPORTANT LIFE RULE TO NEVER TREAT A WOMAN ACCORDING TO ANYTHING OTHER THAN HER OWN BEHAVIOR.

Only a woman with cunting, terrible behavior will hate that statement…. and they ALWAYS do.

• If a woman doesn’t want to be thought of as a worthless cunt, ITS UP TO HER TO NOT BE A USELESS CUNT.

• If a woman doesn’t want to be thought of as a bitch, ITS UP TO HER TO NOT BEHAVE LIKE ONE.

• If a woman WANTS to be thought of as “special”, she must make every effort to BE special - or she can just shut the fuck up.

• If a woman WANTS to be thought of as “worth a man’s time”, she has to be enjoyable to spend time with.

Simple math, really.
But that’s where women fail,
because women suck at math.

Until all women understand all of this ….
(because ALL MEN DO)

Menwillalwaysbebetterthanwomen.

 
Comment by Joseph James Frantz
2008-08-29 23:56:29 - IP Man-Hash: 4bca0c5dc8cb7

Muz, right. That is a start.

Lucy, watch and see.

Christ, what more can be said?

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by WhatName
2008-08-18 18:27:28 - IP Man-Hash: e1caec5062137

Alicia Sacramone’s neck is the only other known type of matter in the universe that can stop a lightsaber. Wolverine once tried to cut her head off, but instead he broke his claws. Spock one day tried to vulcan neck pintch her, yet fell unconscious himself. I could go on forever. Bitch looks too lesbo with a neck that thick. And she fails at gymnastics.

Comment by SMashy
2008-08-18 20:26:05 - IP Man-Hash: 588d787cf1a2b

She’s a fucking disgusting twisted confused lesbian cunt. Her neck needs a fucking al qaeda sword through her jugular and to be placed on fucking liveleak.

I would like to hate fuck her beheaded torso in the throat hole. That would be the only use I would see for her neck.

Gutted like the pig she is.

If you are listening Alicia, I would love to drug and rape you. I don’t want to fuck you while you are conscious because you might speak, and everything you’ve ever said is useless drivel.

Any women out there reading this know one thing. No man ever looked at you or talked to you by choice. We have a hardwired desire to spread semen all over your cervix, and we sometimes need to talk to old shopkeeper ladies to buy smokes. Oh and society makes us talk to our daughters if we are unfortunate enough to have to pay money to raise tomorrow’s fuck toys.

Notice how the non PC countries drown girls in the river at birth? You think there isn’t a reason for this?

All normal men like to fuck the female body, they do NOT enjoy engaging with the female mind… for it is nothing but a tar soaked lung, a sponge consisting of vapid, vacuous PC ideology and celebrity gossip. There is nothing in a woman’s mind but fucking useless shit that delays the insertion of dick by a few wasted hours.

Just watch the view of you need any evidence.

Again, all women between the age of 0 and 20 should be placed in a coma on life support with their legs spread next to a retractable hose for hosing out her cunt for the next guy who feels like fucking it.

After the age of 20, our coma farms of fuck toys, should be cleared out with lethal injections and maybe we should keep a few around longer for those who like to fuck MILFs.

Switching off the female mind, on a global level, would have enormous benefits for mankind. We could fuck a variety of female bodies daily, and we could live 20 years longer due to less stress and blood pressure, not to mention save the environment by not using oil to transport fat bitches to jack in the box in SUVs.

We could engineer the liquid diet of all the comatose sluts so no fat chick existed in the entire world.

We could even make giant room sized lazy susans with sluts of different races and hair colors on gurneys.

All men would get enough exercise fucking these women’s bodies so we would live even longer.

Finally women would not be useless anymore. They would have a place in society that was productive and contributed to our lives instead of destroying the planet.

Oh, what a dream it would be. Some naked slut on a fucking gurney with an IV drip in her arm on a lazy susan next to some brazilian whore. You could fuck all day, and your taxes would pay for the protein powder that we would need to feed these bitches.

You would have a bank of women, matrix style in pods, for incubating babies, and if a girl was born she goes straight into the growing house, until she is of fuckable age.

We could have electrodes that hook up to their skin to exercise the muscles so they didn’t get really skinny and formless. We could even send them to Mars as test monkeys.

When they reached the age of retirement, we could wake them up for a laugh, and see just how dumb women are when they haven’t been allowed to read books men wrote.

We could train our dentists with them, we could train all our surgeons on them, then the surgeons could fuck them too.

We could make soap out of them and pussy lampshades too.

Fucking true huh? bitches are useful when you turn of their brains huh?

Think of all the uses I have thought of for my bitch coma farms. We could actually feed them some matrix shit to think they have a normal feminist life in society…. that would be fucking funny.

So the bitch thinks she is Hillary Clinton or some shit, but she is really in a coma with electrodes hooked up to her getting fucked by dozens of guys a day. Hahahha.

Only thing is we would have to do intestine bypass surgery to keep the poo going directly out of a hole in her back into a tube that would be hidden in the gurney, so we could keep her asshole free for fucking.

We could pose them like in different positions, there would be a doggy style posed bitch on each lazy susan, and some missionary ones, some spoons etc….

the doggy style one would have her poo tube coming out a hole in her knee, you’d never see it.

Maybe we could formulate the perfect protein shake to feed them through the IV that generated no waste at all. I mean we did invent science so I am sure we could.

When you die, you go to heaven and there is a room with eight comatose bitches on a lazy susan. Isn’t that what islam says?

Maybe we could have big robot arm that picks them up and removes them for cleaning by some kind of car wash thing when they need to do a shit.

No more paternity tests… no more family courts… no more useless members of your family. You don’t even need to know who mom was, she was an incubator who got fucked. You never had to listen to her shit.

We could solve every single problem in the history of man with this solution. There would be no crime, because men that can spend all day fucking an infinite variety of sluts don’t commit crime.

No locks on doors ever again would be needed. Men would not lose money because HP stocks feel after a fucking woman CEO fucked it all up.

Think about it, all the pleasure of a woman’s cunt, without the fucking living hell that is a woman who is about to speak.

Comment by Someone
2008-08-19 15:09:32 - IP Man-Hash: d94eeccf47ed6

OH MY GOD This is hilariously true! I can read this story over and over, hours on end! Good job!

 
Comment by Commander Scott
2008-08-19 16:16:28 - IP Man-Hash: 5b21d905c3469

That was brilliant, Smashy, just brilliant. You are a visionary!

 
 
 
Comment by ...
2008-08-18 18:18:26 - IP Man-Hash: 4e6a1a368ed17

Oh and the comments about these young girls under 18 are disgusting and disgraceful. Shame on you, you’ve gone below the belt (age wise). Quit being a bully and picking on little girls.

Comment by SMashy
2008-08-18 19:59:42 - IP Man-Hash: 588d787cf1a2b

You fucking pussy. You’re not a fucking man you complaining fucking faggot gay.

Some fucking little ugly gook girl is a fucking ugly gook girl… so fucking what you fucking malignant cocksucker.

Now go take your fucking master out for dinner you faggot.

 
 
Comment by ...
2008-08-18 18:13:55 - IP Man-Hash: 4e6a1a368ed17

This is really dumb and petty; you’ve also got a twisted view on things. Beauty is a gift, singing is hard work. One is born with beauty or good looks and all that person need do is maintain it.

Sure some people are born with the ‘pipes’ and the voice of an angel; but that isn’t enough. You have to go through a load of practice to obtain a ‘trained voice’. You also have to practice breathing techniques. Not only is it difficult and hard work, but you have to acquire confidence and stand up there putting yourself under scrutiny (i.e. you have to develop courage).

I’m a guy in case you hadn’t already noticed. Not only is what they did cruel - it was shallow and petty; but more than anything it was unjust, never mind unfair.

Comment by Engelbrekt
2008-08-19 05:25:20 - IP Man-Hash: 56723811c2163

Practice breathing techniques? What the fuck?

Courage?

What woman took your balls, man?

 
 
Comment by Anon
2008-08-18 16:58:02 - IP Man-Hash: ecd1647e34c11

Under 14 gymnasts? Don’t you mean under 16? 16 is the age limit, not 14. This article is kind of all around shitty. This is not like you Dick, I’m disappointed.

 
Comment by Max
2008-08-18 16:46:40 -