I would have to say the economy runs beautifully in that we manage it and women add by (as you said in another posting) being ‘Squawking parrots with credit cards having HSN on speeddial’ (or something to this degree). Family Guy put it best in cartoon form when Quagmire asked if a woman took credit cards (of course the whore says yes) and he slides it through her buttocks like an ATM machine.

Acolyte said:
Anything men can do women will do in 5 times the amount of time it takes men and make it 10 times more complicated!

Not to mention demanding international acclaim when they do eventually finish the task if/when they do.

Billy said:

You only make your gender look worse.

How? By being 40 years old and trolling message boards? Yeah, that’ll do it. Like all women past their prime, she should find some secluded place where her looks can fade privately without injuring our man-eyes.

Billy said:

Well maybe I misread this like you misread the “no women allowed” post at the entrance. Now you may proceed to fuk off this site.

so which monkey(*) are you

(*) i’ve always preferred the monkey see, monkey do conundrum to the ‘chicken & egg thing’…then there’s the pot & kettle [not really applicable in this case as you've already admitted to "maybe" making this muck-up(**)]

(**) as long as i’m also at fault, because miserable muck-ups do love company, don’t you…

Billy said:

wolfe said:

women’s fuck-off’ing

Forget about winning a medal. Has any woman in the history of the planet ever even successfully completed this event?

-wolfe
It’s an infinite event for them that comes naturally.

haha and teeheehee, [because] obviously Billy didn’t get what you said.

SOMEMEN!

wolfe said:

women’s fuck-off’ing

Forget about winning a medal. Has any woman in the history of the planet ever even successfully completed this event?

-wolfe
It’s an infinite event for them that comes naturally.

so Greeks would have something to do that wasn’t each other

Pure gold.

women’s fuck-off’ing

Forget about winning a medal. Has any woman in the history of the planet ever even successfully completed this event?

-wolfe

Dick Masterson said:
[Grilling] was the very first Olympic event. All those other games were just invented so Greeks would have something to do that wasn’t each other while they ate their Olympically cooked meat.

I got that joke, but I felt a bit uneasy laughing about it.

Dick Masterson said:
If I had to use a contraption called a hair straightener or a hair unstraightener or whatever it’s called, and I knew every day it took about ten minutes to warm up, do you know what I would do? I would plug it the fuck in before I started showering, not after.

I’m jealous that you mentioned this before I did. But, I have one thing to say one thing in the women’s defence: Women take 90 minutes to bathe, so their lack of logic inadvertently saves 80 minutes of electricity. I’m sure if they knew that, they would begin plugging in their devices before showering so that they can maximise their wasting of water, electricity and time. (And guess who picks up the tab for that?)