One in Three Women is Illiterate
Sometimes the statement men are better than women leaves me wanting a little more in the flavor of substance. It’s not often. Like all men, the shortcomings of women are something I’ve learned to accept and move on. However, occasionally we men need to re-evaluate. We need more than rational hypothesizing and logical conjecture. We need facts for the why’s and how’s.
I pose this as a formal theory. Men are better than women at everything because something like 30% of women are illiterate.
Sounds shocking doesn’t it? But really, when do women need to read? Numbers don’t count as reading, so illiteracy does not impede women from writing checks or measuring all the progress they’re not making while they’re not working out at the gym.
Before I get too ahead of myself let me quote some statistics. UNICEF and UNESCO say that two out of every three illiterates is a woman. They give the world-wide feminine literacy rate in the sixtieth percentile, while the male literacy rate towers above that number at nearly 90%. I think you’ll agree that that’s plenty of numerical majesty to spare.
Initially, when I saw the figures I thought to myself, maybe that’s why women are so shitty at everything. Just like the kid who is really shitty at baseball and then it turns out he just needed some glasses. Maybe women just need to learn how to read.
Then I realized the writing on the walls of every cluster fuck women are about to step into is only metaphorical writing. They also don’t need to be able to read to shut the hell up every once in a while and listen when something other than Oprah or an appliance that resembles Oprah is dispensing sound life advice.
Perhaps instead of Easy Bake Ovens and Barbie Dolls this Christmas, mothers should be buying their daughters Hooked on Phonics.
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Not quite Sway, but you’re actually very close. The only thing most women can comprehend is a man’s money. We all know the woman’s mantra in marriage. What’s hers is hers, and what’s his is hers.
The only thing most women can comprehend is “$$$”.
Cheers
-man-space invader-
home school until high school…why not just let them sell crack and prostitute. they’d probably turn out better than all the home schooled fucks I’ve ever met
Well good luck whatever, but extra insight is always handy.I don’t think that home schooling is legal where I live anyway. I also don’t think that raising well adjusted children is easy, nor do I think there are any specific things to do that can guarantee children are raised as anyone really wishes.
I am sure you will make the best decisions for you so good luck.
I know, i’ve considered the social aspects, but there are alot more ways to get your kids involved socially besides school.
I’m definately homeschooling, theres no question about that. I trust my parenting abilities enough that i can raise smart well adjusted children who understand the opposite sex enough not to impregnate or be impregnated by them. Im not definite on the sex specific schools yet, i will let them in on the decision.
I went to an all girls school and I hated my parents for it, I still kinda do. I always got on with boys better, I hated going to an all girls school. Teenage girls are manifestations of pure evil. Combined with home schooling, that is one way to make your children completely out of touch socially with the other sex, which is probably bad for them when they are a teenager. It certainly is one more pain in the ass when you’ve got all those hormones and esteem issues.
My all girl’s school had an incredibly high pregnancy rate, you take girls away from boys and they don’t know how to deal with them, they are incredibly naive, and before you know it there are babies involved.
It might look good on paper but I wouldn’t recommend it.
Yes, unconscious favoritism. I think schools should be gender segregated for that very reason, and also because people perform better academically without the distractions of the opposite sex.
But nevertheless more and more studies are revealing that girls are outperforming boys now for some reason. More than 55% of university students in the US are females and girls do better and better each year in subjects like math which used to be considered a female weak point. I think boys maybe are more distracted in school or more prone to peer pressure that smart people are “geeks” so they focus more on sports and other “manly” things.
I’m going to home school my kids until high school and then send them to girls/boys only schools. I think that would suit their best interests more that regular high schools.
There are actually sociological studies that find girls actually face more hindrances in learning than boys.
They include findings such as subjects like science being taught in a way that specifically appeals to boys and teachers showing more attention to and remembering names of male students over females.
umm….wow.
this is true, but, dont you like men?
Would you really want a world without them?
Don’t you love your dad? Or your brother?
This is completely moronic.
The reason for these statistics is obviously becasue you used world statistics , you are a clever liar.
There are many places in the world where women do not even go to school and certainly don’t learn to read because of cultural setbacks.
Inshort, taking stats from the whole world is stupid.
but how about the US?
The center for education statistics reports that:
In 2003 average prose literacy and average document literacy were higher for women than for men, while average quantative literacy was higher for men than for women.
Between 1992 and 2003 the average prose score for women remained at 227 while the average for men decreased by 4 points.
On the document literacy scale, women gained 4 points between 1992 and 2003 while the average score for men dropped by 5 points.
In 2003 the average quantative literacy score for women increased 10 points while average quantative literacy for men was not significantly different form 1992.
Although some cultures deny women their right to an education, the fact remains that both sexes have equal potential for learning and can only be judged on an individual level, and not by gender.
Do you know WHY one in three women is illiterate? It is because in many countrys, women can not learn how to read. In afganastan, fewer than 1/3 of children in school are girls. Next time, try to think outside of the box.
http://www.commondreams.org/views07/0205-24.htm
Stats? Where did you pull those out from? Your ass or make-believe fem land. Wonderland doesnt exist, Alice. Shut the fuck up and get back in your fantasy world where women are “better”.
As do I. But to her credit, she spelled the smiley correctly. Progress for female literacy comes in baby steps.
-wolfe
I really hope that you weren’t trying to correct Billy’s spelling.
*their ;-)
Because there are too many to take the time to count. A close estimate works well for those with a brain and we weren’t counting fuck holes.
You wouldn’t know factual if it hit you upside the head.
Mom was a ignorant cunt too. Men discovered cloning, testtube births and everything worth discovering. Women invented bitching and talking stupid.
Ah, just look at the self-loathing. She is using the word ‘fuck-hole’ as an insult. That shows exactly how much esteem she has for her vagina.
@women rule - now, you said that “Women are better at reigning in impulses.” Yet curiously, statistics and mental health professionals agree that women are more likely to act on impulse. While men are more likely to use logic to determine they’re actions.
Oldone
Correctly typed: ‘The president of (insert country) said my dress makes me look fat. Let’s nuke them’.
Impulses? Like ‘Let’s declare war on that country because we’ve never had war with them’ or ‘The president of said my dress makes me look fat. Let’s nuke him’.
HAHAHAHAHA, fuck you, cunt!
Women are better at reigning in impulses.
because of mans’ foolish pride, we have wars.
how can one measure the ideals that man is better than woman, other than opinion and theory? What about TRUE facts? What if you were a woman? You dare disrespect the very mother that brought you into this world? wow, well men, we dont need you, we can clone and we have the organs in which to cary the embryo. we can create colonies that are perfect and control the world, umblemished by MANS’ flaws
Men are better than women at everything because something like 30% of women are illiterate.
ok, something like 30%? why dont you find the exact number fuck hole?
3 out of five men are working shitty jobs and getting wasted, nevermind they dropped out of school.
I’m sorry, let me just straighten this out for you. Facts are facts, and that is no lie. As for the grammar part, let me just fix this thing up for you:
If you are going to claim that “one in TWO women is [singular] illiterate,” you should at least use correct grammar.
Sorry, just had to get that straight. Nonetheless, it still proves beyond doubt that you are a lying, hypocritical whore.
Congratulations on backing up yet another fact about shorties.
This is also a reason why I made the forum thread. Because she does not other about the deepness of your alias.
@Jess in the unlikely event you are really an 11-year-old, you need to get off the net immediately and go talk to one of your parents if you have a warm relationship with them. Failing that, you need to talk to a trusted teacher or guidance counselor. Failing that, talk to a policeman.
If you are what you say you are, you urgently need help. Stop posting here, however enjoyable the attention seems, and seek help rather than attention.
-wolfe
wolfe wolfe wolfe. I like that name. By any chance do ya like wolves they are ma fave animal
@Moo the site you link is laughable. Here’s an example of its ‘logic’:
Ah, so uh… men score higher than women on IQ tests, and, even if it’s negligibly so, the statement ‘women score lower on IQ tests’ is false.
Yeah.
The facts?
Men have about a 5-6 point advantage on standardized IQ tests as compared to women. Yes, that is small. Men are much better at being brilliant (much, much better) and also much much better at being fantastically inept.
Men are more exceptional (good and bad) than women.
It is risible to suggest that one particular random man is more intelligent than one particular random woman, and I’ve been privileged to know a good many intelligent women in my life. But as a group? Yes. Men are smarter than women. Spectacularly so at the top end.
(Men are also probably spectacularly dumber than women at the bottom end, though the science isn’t totally clear on this).
Feeble-minded illogical websites that try and suggest the converse are simply untrue.
-wolfe
Jerry, you should really learn to read. This has been covered to tedium in this thread’s discussion. To recap, as a statistical percentage, Dick would indeed be incorrect in grammar. As a statement concerning one woman out of three women, Dick is entirely grammatically correct.
Wait.
diamatik just said it brilliantly, above.
I’ve been out-wolfed.
Well done, old chap.
I see Jerry is calling necroswordsman out on punctuation. Does ‘Jerry’ really have so little time?
I do not even need to review the dispute to know that necroswordsman, whatever his faults, is entirely capable of using punctuation correctly. A sterling fellow.
-wolfe
Actually I should have because it was a question. Like ‘Maybe you could do this?
.. Funny how the table of contents points to file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Gina%20Langan/My%20Documents/My% 20Webs/Archives/megafoundation-vlx/Ubiquity/index1_9
If you are going to correct someone’s grammar, you should at least try not to cite proper syntax as being incorrect. “One in three women is illiterate” is correct, both factually and grammatically. You should google the term ‘prepositional phrase’ and then learn the proper subject-verb agreement when a preposition (such as ‘in’) is used in a sentence, and then come back here and apologise for your ignorance.
Please recall the adage:
Hey, Gabriella, try using proper punctuation and maybe a capital letter or two? This is what the article is about.
Hey, Necroswordsman, you should not have put a question mark.
If you are going to tell a lie by saying that “one in three women is illiterate” you should at least use correct grammar.
Throw them off a cliff.
Hey Clitn. Are you a boy or a girl? I know CLINTON is a boy name, which or name sounds like. But if you switched two letters around, your name would be CLINT. Which is a slang term for a woman’s “Camel Toe”
Just wondering
Raise them right?
How amusing the little ladies are! Like children.
Personally, I can’t wait for the day women (re)invent fission reactors, fusion reactors, the bourke internal combustion engine, the Pattakon puling rod internal combustion engine, the Wankel rotary internal combustion engine, three phase electric power and motor, alternative current power networks, electrical condensers and capacitors, logic gateway, massively parallel specialised computing, neural network modelling algorithms for artificial intelligence, petroleum refinement through thermal cracking, fuel combustion catalysation, exhaust gas recirculation…
I think you get the picture.
A man’s world indeed.
Damned glass ceilings!
- Lemon Jelly - A Tune For Jack
Btw, Effing pot, I know that it was an old post but I cannot allow this blatant show of verbal faeces to remain as an affront to all that is true.
Please, note, 90% if not ALL the articles were written by feminists and numerous articles are poor examples of women being better.
Let me take a few: Women as better investors? Fucking bullshit, prove that if you can. The top 10 bankers in wall street are men, the top 10 richest people are men. What the fuck? I wont start on better economic growth. Thats nonsense. I say… if a company has to choose between paying money for NOT hiring women or to actually hire women, I say they should just pay the money and count their fucking blessings.
Women are better at maths? Not true. Women STUDY harder but men generally outperform better. Take away all that feminist crap. In schools, guys pwn women in maths and sciences though I admit that we men do lose out in areas like literature etc but the top science students are male. I dont know how they conjure these statistics. Wonderland?
This is sheer classic though “Women make great managers”. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That article was written by then again, a women. I have you note that 75% of women feel otherwise and feel better with men in charge. Dick has the stats somewhere on this site. Go read and come back. In my country, 95% prefer a men at the helm and label women managers as petty, emotionally unstable and paranoid. so, please, stop throwing some trashy stats here and pretend that they actually mean something. They fucking dont.
I dont have time to refute all the points but let me put it this way, men may not be the one scoring the best test results but they definitely have the drive, the commitment and the passion to excel. Leadership is a man’s thing. Watch 300? Yeah. Life is not all about grades and studying. Men understand that. They rather play a game, understand the uses of the computer than actually bother so much about grades. These may seem fairly useless things but many a time, I see a group of men playing a ball game say soccer, enjoying.. teaming up.. like a brotherhood. That is what gets them to places on top. Men know that we can count on our fellow men, women dont. They backstab you in a jiffy.
Gabriella, I shall answer your question.
I think highly of my mother. She cooks, has a job and knows her place. She doesnt try to pretend that there is equality or hail the virtues of her gender. On countless occasions, she has warned me about the shrewdness and deceptive(bitchy) nature of women and on all counts, she agrees that men are better than women.
If I have a daugher, I raise her well. I treat her equal to my son though I make sure I tell her to respect men and only then will she be respected in kind. I wont hit her but I will also not give her any “special rights” that she thinks she should have. I am fine with equality, true equality not the half baked cake the feminists yell for. Can YOU understand that, or are you overly deluded?
lol. seriously?..ok
Hey, Gabriella, try using proper punctuation and maybe a capital letter or two? This is what the article is about.
That I miss my father greatly.
Try for a son or reconcile myself with going to dust along with my name and pride, probably without honour as well.
- RICHARD MARX - hazard
Raise them right?
GLP, some of these men do have daughters and partners! There is no point reasoning with them, they think all woman have a mental age
what do you think of your mothers? what would you do if you had a daughter?
@ Wolfe- *Shrug*. Her comments have definetly earned her that title, in my opinion.
Women shouldn’t have rights except the right to remain silent.
They have abused every right they have gained.
30% of women are illiterate because they are denied education,among other basic rights
Funny, that sounds exactly like something she’d say (about someone else, obviously).
-wolfe
Ugh. Ann Coulter is a crazy bitch.
@Female: Nonsense. Care to publish a prediction and back your words with money? It’s a charitable cause, too, and you can even name some crazy feminist organization as the beneficiary if you win.
@Sony Assuming the unfortunate toddler is the natural child of the people he or she is living with, I’d say the first case is indeed natural selection. Parents who can’t, don’t or won’t handle their guns safely in homes with children are probably better off not reproducing, from a perspective of natural selection.
Flying (or driving) with the Kennedys is a similar affair. Quite apart from the drinking, it’s by now very apparent that the family likes taking serious risks, and many members seem to think they are invulnerable.
As for choosing a particular airline flight, no, that’s not generally natural selection unless you’re flying with, say, MIAT.
How people choose to spend their money is their business. That said, if you live in a relatively wealthy country, and you’re spending more on pets than you are on charitable donations, including most certainly combating hunger in the third world, you probably have a very skewed sense of priorities.
She’s what? 44? 45? Dunno. But if she comes knocking on my door and I don’t like the look of her, I’ll be sure and send her your way SotS.
-wolfe
I’d fuck Ann Coulter for free.
*sigh* of course poverty is awful but you need to consider that extinction above the rates of what would naturally occur effects every other animal in the food chain - which includes you, all the people happily stuffing their faces around the world and the ones who are starving.
If you think it is feasible to ignore the extinction of animal species simply because they aren’t human then you need to reread your science on interdependence.
Female. Stopping irresponsible overhunting and having the human decency to kill something before skinning it is one thing.
Spending ludicrous amounts of money on veterinarian services, dogwashes, petrestaurants and other likewise bullshit, including saving the polar bears, while this is going all too much and all too often around the globe is despicable, to put it mildly.
I’d happily do all the remaining polar bears in, swear allegiance to Bush, Wayne LaPiere and Newt Gingrich, run Ted Kennedy over and even fuck the daylights out of Ann Coulter today, if it would ‘end world hunger’, as the petty pretty ladies are so fond of saying, tomorrow.
Let’s hope the man in sonyad’s video dies a horribly painful death like bone cancer, without access to painkillers. That seems morally fair, or is someone going to argue that animals don’t actually feel pain?
That would perhaps be because of a little known concept known as the food chain, as well as the fact that most species wouldn’t be endangered if it wasn’t for mankind’s effects on nature. Take polar bears as a prime example, within 5 - 10 years they’ll probably be extinct unless in a zoo, for I very much doubt that within these short years they are going to be able to evolve for the purposes of natural selection.
http://www.arcytech.org/java/population/images/food_chain.jpg
I hope Dick catches my previous post. I had no choice but to use 2 links, though I’d have quite happily dispensed with the latter.
Because it’s far to easy to abuse the notion and blame it on the dead. You could pass most anything off as natural selection. From toddlers killing themselves with a dometic firearm to having such lack of inspiration or clairvoyance as to choose a fatidic flight, like USAir Flight 427, or to fly with the Kennedies.
What, isn’t it obvious? It’s the dead guy’s fault. Only mildly intriguing, the aircraft manufacturers and various airlines’ management display somewhat of a propensity, though albeit completely unbiased, towards attributing crashes to pilot error. The people that chose the flight simply should have had the smarts not to.
Of course, I’ve no idea what the evolutionary rationale is with parents who die survived by their children. But the again, I’ve always thought much of evolutionary since is anything but and really a crock of bull, especially the part where they rebuilt lucy’s, aunt trice removed, from part of a swine mandible some odd years old.
Of course species are endangered for a reason. They can’t simply invalidate causality, now can they? They’re endangered from being hunted to the verge of extinction with no planning or foresight whatsoever.
You could blanket plaster natural selection over this, but then you’d be equating human beings to dumb animals. Granted, telling some apart can prove quite vexing at times.
- Alcazar De Sevilla
I’ve always wondered why environmental-lefty types have so much trouble with the concept that maybe some species are endangered for a reason. Or are they just against natural selection?
-wolfe
This was actually mentioned on Metal gear solid 2: Sons of liberty. An AI was confused that ‘Although there are people suffering in poverty, huge donations are made to protect endangered species’.
Just something neat I wanted to add. Makes a good moral point.
Well, sometimes, not having killed something prior, for example to skinning it, can be quite disconcerting. But not to all.
Look how much cuter fuzzy wuzzy is squirming with his insides in view.
Though the version I linked to is edited(quite short and lowres - peta nicked it off some French antifur site), possibly due to hosting cost for streaming content, you can see the critters writhing in pain, clearly alive despite the dazing from the head pounding and choking, as they’re being skinned.
Though I’ve none to wear nor any inside my car I’ve no real qualms about fur or leather. Also, putting money for animal healthcare before people and aiding critters but not the destitute does not sit well with me.
However, it’s only humane to kill the animal before making a coat out of it.
As a sidenote, I didn’t realise akamai.com’s business is so prolific. It seems they’ve coined the market.
- Alcazar - Almost Famous
Yes but killing the human kind is a bit more serious, unless you’re a peta fanatic.
Are we not all animals?
-Strength and Honor-
We were talking about human sacrifice not animal sacrifice.
Big difference. hypocrisy? I think not.
Pagans are a generic term for either polytheistic religions, animal tomems or anyone that doesn’t follow the God of Abraham. Several different sects of pagans did in fact use human sacrifice, however others didn’t.
I will note the hypocrisy of several of the Christians here, who fail to note that the Jews sacrificed animals in the old testament or the torah. Ritual sacrifice, isn’t simply inclusive to pagans.
-Strength and Honor-
Not sacrifice. And thats wiccans where they like to use sex and sacrifice.
Pagans are a generic term for all the pre-Christian western peoples.
Orgies, sacrifice, infidelity, etc.
Actually Billy pagans are not directly linked to witchcraft or satanism. The pentacle is a pagan symbol and the pagans didn’t do hocus pocus, just did ceremonies. Yes satanism uses the pentacle but pagans argue that it was theirs first.
Sots you need to reasearch Pagans.
That is witchcraft and Satanism.
Many of these are encouraged to join Christain Churches and disrupt or cause confusion. Some Pagans are into human sacrifices, Goddess worhship and anything goes. Read about the bohemian grove.
What’s your point then?
Why Christians have become degenerate pigs that the pagans could have never dreamed of being isn’t the point.. only that they have.