One in Three Women is Illiterate
Sometimes the statement men are better than women leaves me wanting a little more in the flavor of substance. It’s not often. Like all men, the shortcomings of women are something I’ve learned to accept and move on. However, occasionally we men need to re-evaluate. We need more than rational hypothesizing and logical conjecture. We need facts for the why’s and how’s.
I pose this as a formal theory. Men are better than women at everything because something like 30% of women are illiterate.
Sounds shocking doesn’t it? But really, when do women need to read? Numbers don’t count as reading, so illiteracy does not impede women from writing checks or measuring all the progress they’re not making while they’re not working out at the gym.
Before I get too ahead of myself let me quote some statistics. UNICEF and UNESCO say that two out of every three illiterates is a woman. They give the world-wide feminine literacy rate in the sixtieth percentile, while the male literacy rate towers above that number at nearly 90%. I think you’ll agree that that’s plenty of numerical majesty to spare.
Initially, when I saw the figures I thought to myself, maybe that’s why women are so shitty at everything. Just like the kid who is really shitty at baseball and then it turns out he just needed some glasses. Maybe women just need to learn how to read.
Then I realized the writing on the walls of every cluster fuck women are about to step into is only metaphorical writing. They also don’t need to be able to read to shut the hell up every once in a while and listen when something other than Oprah or an appliance that resembles Oprah is dispensing sound life advice.
Perhaps instead of Easy Bake Ovens and Barbie Dolls this Christmas, mothers should be buying their daughters Hooked on Phonics.
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Silly man, you don’t see the big picture do you?
Sure, in the first place, feminism has contributed to the creation of this webpage. This site is a reaction against feminism, true.
Yet that doesn’t mean that this site isn’t contributing to further this feminist ideology that the ‘patriarchy’ still exists. A feminist on this site will become more entrenched in her views because the comments of the men on here could provide her with more ample evidence of a patriarchy out to oppress her.
Think about it.
Silly woman, you’re putting the cart before the horse.
Female, if knowing the place of the female deemed by GOD and NATURE is “bigotry” than I can assure you this bigotry will spread throughout the globe.
The funniy thing is, this site contributes to feminism because I am sure some feminists look at this site and be more secure in the idea that this is living proof that the patriarchy exists to oppress them.
Actually that is me saying that his children never stood a chance if how he presents himself on this board is an indication of how he treated the women that he, in his words, “knocked up.” Men either improve or get worse, they dont drastically change sots, so if anything, mean_jakes attitude here indicates how he was towards these women he nicely refers to as “whores.” And not what these women turned him into. But of course you go ahead, you narrowminded bigot, yet again, blame women.
Well that was just female saying mean jake’s children deserved to get murdered. Dear arrogant, ignorant, know nothing closet dyke scumfuck worthless daughter of a whore: Men don’t get like this until AFTER their children are killed.
Ban the fucking cunt already.
Well one in three women may be illiterate but don’t forget two in three women are literate.
@Willber - if you have nothing of importance to say don’t say it although my comment above is obvious it is just to point out what people are not concentrating on.
@wolfe - you have a good point, also if your point isn’t vaild like Willber’s was then you will get attacked for it. If you rant on about stupid things which also has spelling mistakes then, of course it will get pointed out to you, but sometimes people do this because they have nothing else to say and so concentrate on how bad your grammar is.
Then you haven’t been reading very carefully. No one cares about minor errors — e.g. you needlessly used “then”, above — but a great many female posters started attacking trivial errors, and people responded in kind.
It comes down to whether or not one can express ideas clearly. Many female posters here seem chronically incapable of doing so. Those that can’t will tend to get criticized for many things, including their language.
-wolfe
and he wonders why his children never see the light of day?
thats cause your a dumb twat and you shouldnt be here..
notice how i spelled that right you fuckbag.
Its usually not the small spelling mistakes as anyone can make those meow. Its the rambling incoherent writing that is posted in huge walls of shit that some call a comment. Take a look at Ol’ Willlbur, he must have at least graduated from at least the second grade to have such dignity and verbosity in his posts.
By all means get pissed Meow, nobody cares.-
-Strength and Honor-
One thing that truly fucking pisses me off about you is then when a woman makes a spelling or grammar error during a post you harp on it, yet I’ve found MANY [& when I say many, I mean at ton, even from Dick] & yet no one even comments on those. Seriously.
Cleverly?
Willber’s actually a silly twat cleverly disguised.
- Ayumi Hamasaki - Naturally
I’m going to do what no one else is dumb enough to do just to dispute the one point this rambling illiterate(woman?) tried to make:
“just remeber that when women find another way to have babies without us and make a world with just women in it were all fucked but those guys who actually appriciate women those are going to be god to those women.”
My gullible willber… women only like men like you for a paycheck while they fuck players like “Roman” behind your back. If women somehow gain a million points of IQ that could allow them to run industry to go along with their monopoly on breeding, they would chuck capitulating, neutered jokes like you out with the trash.
you guys actually listin to this shit? you listin to some gay guy who doesn’t like women hmmm you think that you guys would catch on that he’s gay. Dick is gay he has another site its called dicklikesdick.com you should check it out, considering you all worship him likes youre all his bitches. I bet you are! you all hate women now because DICK made a site about it. How about you all suck dicks dick and show him how much you appriciate him talking shit about youre mother and granmother but i think maybe thats why you all do hate women its because all you mothers were whores but that doesn’t make every women a whore just remeber that when women find another way to have babies without us and make a world with just women in it were all fucked but those guys who actually appriciate women those are going to be god to those women. Wouldn’t you rather have a women worshiping you, well apparently not considering you all worship dick. by the way dick is really a 50 year old man who rapes little boys .he would be jail bate in prison so have fun you fucks and don’t drop the soap and while youre down there lick the dog shit of youre womens shoe!
This is the dumbest thing i think anyone has ever done. a web site against women thats so fucking gay. Do you not have anything better to do? like why don’t you get a real job fucking fag! I know why you don’t like women because you like dick you fucking gay you like to suck and fuck dick don’t you?! anyone who agrees with this shit is gay. i mean seriously you hate women? well thats fucking hallarious because they probably hate you and think you should be licking dog shit of of there shoes you god damn bitch of a man!
take that picture of my ex off diamatik. its not nice.
How rude and insensitive of me.
I quite needed some unfortunate soul to to perk me up by making of.