One in Three Women is Illiterate
Sometimes the statement men are better than women leaves me wanting a little more in the flavor of substance. It’s not often. Like all men, the shortcomings of women are something I’ve learned to accept and move on. However, occasionally we men need to re-evaluate. We need more than rational hypothesizing and logical conjecture. We need facts for the why’s and how’s.
I pose this as a formal theory. Men are better than women at everything because something like 30% of women are illiterate.
Sounds shocking doesn’t it? But really, when do women need to read? Numbers don’t count as reading, so illiteracy does not impede women from writing checks or measuring all the progress they’re not making while they’re not working out at the gym.
Before I get too ahead of myself let me quote some statistics. UNICEF and UNESCO say that two out of every three illiterates is a woman. They give the world-wide feminine literacy rate in the sixtieth percentile, while the male literacy rate towers above that number at nearly 90%. I think you’ll agree that that’s plenty of numerical majesty to spare.
Initially, when I saw the figures I thought to myself, maybe that’s why women are so shitty at everything. Just like the kid who is really shitty at baseball and then it turns out he just needed some glasses. Maybe women just need to learn how to read.
Then I realized the writing on the walls of every cluster fuck women are about to step into is only metaphorical writing. They also don’t need to be able to read to shut the hell up every once in a while and listen when something other than Oprah or an appliance that resembles Oprah is dispensing sound life advice.
Perhaps instead of Easy Bake Ovens and Barbie Dolls this Christmas, mothers should be buying their daughters Hooked on Phonics.
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Be careful what you wish for sonyad.
I wonder why I’ve mostly been spared Roaring Woman’s scathing rants. Apart from never having a go at me she seems entirely indiscriminate, the way she snapped at Luka and all.
I hope I’m not negligible quantity all of a sudden.
silly bitches are no good, this point of view from yours i understand well enough, Dick we share the same idea
silly bitches are no good
In other words, there are still some countries where women aren’t trained to be nothing more than slutty, money-grubbing, family destricting, worthless
whores.
Trained? “Brought up” is the phrasing I would have used- and who is it that is teaching the women to act this way? I don’t understand- are you complaining about women being stupid and not doing anything significant, or are you complainig about them living off of their husbands? You confuse me- you say women are whores- and yet you say they don’t like sex…you say that women are stupid and basically not capable of anything of importance- so they should just forget about achievement- but then you complain about them being lazy gold-diggers- what is it you want them to do?
In other words, there are still some countries where women aren’t trained to be nothing more than slutty, money-grubbing, family destricting, worthless whores.
Woman Hear Me Roar is only saying those things to get a reaction.
Ah, perhaps the reason why there is a greater amount of female illiterates is because so many countries are under the impression that women do not NEED to learn how to read, as their whole purpose in life is to be totally submissive- remain hidden amongst the oppressions of the restrictive and often demeaning domestic sphere.
I know it is of no use telling you that your views are obviously unduely biased- because you already seem to have made up your mind- I would like to know exactly how an obviously well educated, highly articulate and conceptually complex individual such as yourself could attach yourself to such unintelligent nonsence and wear it like a badge of honour- it honestly seems like a tremendous shame- you could be using your talents for something that would actually benefit the world but instead you choose to (of all things) display your thoughts ON THE INTERNET so that everyone can see them- now, obviously, if you wanted people to hear your opinions- that’s what you’d go and do- so basically, anyone that comes across this site will know automatically that even though you are well educated-you are still a moron- simply because your views are prejudiced, and prejudice helps nothing or anyone and makes the world an awful place for countless amounts of people- Even though I disagree with your views, I still would not blame you if you had them but merely kept them to yourself- you seem so sure of yourself- you seem as if you could never be convinced into thinking otherwise- so why do you crave support and adulation from anyone else?- it’s sad.
Alex, that fool claimed 65% of the world’s work is done by women. Are statistics like those even recorded?
I think this may have been mentioned before, but the reason for high worldwide female illiteracy is because in some parts of the world women are denied education. As for Woman Hear Me Roar, she is truly an idiot. I think the best approach is to ignore her, and hopefully she’ll take her nasty comments elsewhere where she’ll provoke a response.
You worthless slut, I gave the facts.
A fact is defined as:
â—?a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred
â—?a statement or assertion of verified information about something that is the case or has happened
â—?an event known to have happened or something known to have existed
â—?a concept whose truth can be proved
I made sure that I cited my source too, (interestingly, from a woman based source as well) and then you have decided to manufacture some statistics of your own. You silly twat, you are as stupid as every woman that has ever existed, you cum-guzzling $5 whore. I challenge you to find a source verifying your 65% claim.
I guess there will be a 95% probability that this trollop will just dodge the issue, like every other woman. Thanks for proving the premise of this site, you cunt.
It’s drive WELL, shit for brains!!!
Well, jealous womenhaters, you really can’t proclaim all women stupid when EVERY one of your male posters seems not to have been able to make it out of the second grade without LOTS and LOTS of (probably female!!) help.
No wonder the world has passed you lazy, stupid, uneducated losers by.
Stupid, stupid, STUPID boys………roflol
way too easy!!!!
Billy, retard, ugly fuck, waste of your daddy’s best fuck with an underage whore, guess the weed has fried away your brain. No loss to the thinking world, garbage. LOL
Men are better than women.
At what, not having the intelligence to know this means NOTHING???
How come 65 percent of the world’s work is done by WOMEN, shit?
Idiot, no wonder why you made nothing out of your worthless existence. LOL
Unfortunately it isn’t. Women really are that stupid.
This is a joke…right?
According to a document taken from The United Nations Fourth World Conference on Women:
Men are better than women.
I understand the argument over weed. I did that way back.
You can not drive good after a few beers but never did a joint cause me to pull over and straighten up.
If you have to do without for a month it would be worth it.
Certain things throw the urine test way off.
I passed a test before with a little help from extra strength tylenol.
It was a random test at work. Several people failed.
Honestly, I simply think that those in charge of making our laws and running our lives are the rich people - Dem or Repuke or other - it doesn’t matter. I hate ‘em all because they are the foxes in charge of the chicken coop.
No, I am not deranged or obsessed about GBush, I just think he is the worst president the nation has ever seen, and then some. Some of my biggest money problems came about after the ‘Bush recession’.
Yes, I know the history of the drug laws, if you look back far enough, though, you will find that republicans are much more guilty of ratcheting up the persecution machine that we call ‘The Drug War’.
About my urine. It is clean except for traces of the joints I occasionally partake in. I consume a drug that is more harmless than alcohol, cigarettes, and even aspirin and most prescriptions. I should have the right to do that if live in a free country.
I should not have to submit to a search of my body (and my past 30 day history) if I have not committed a crime.
For God’s sake, if I am doing something as productive as looking for good work, why am I being searched??
It is illegal to search for no reason - accept it.
Let’s vote for people that will change it in the name of mercy.
To all you ’straights’ - how would you like it if I held you at gunpoint and through you in jail for boozin it up in your house? You are committing greater harm to your body and mind when you drink than when you get high. There is far more domestic violence associated with booze than other drugs. There are far more traffic fatalities associated with alcohol than all other drugs combined.
I know you boozers hate statistics and facts, but oh well, I don’t.
I realize that your offer was made to Chivalrous, but I’m sincerely interested in your thoughts & insights on depression.
I’m sincerly interested in seeing you fuk off this planet soon. Todays women are the last thing a depessed man would need around.
I realize that your offer was made to Chivalrous, but I’m sincerely interested in your thoughts & insights on depression.