One in Three Women is Illiterate
Sometimes the statement men are better than women leaves me wanting a little more in the flavor of substance. It’s not often. Like all men, the shortcomings of women are something I’ve learned to accept and move on. However, occasionally we men need to re-evaluate. We need more than rational hypothesizing and logical conjecture. We need facts for the why’s and how’s.
I pose this as a formal theory. Men are better than women at everything because something like 30% of women are illiterate.
Sounds shocking doesn’t it? But really, when do women need to read? Numbers don’t count as reading, so illiteracy does not impede women from writing checks or measuring all the progress they’re not making while they’re not working out at the gym.
Before I get too ahead of myself let me quote some statistics. UNICEF and UNESCO say that two out of every three illiterates is a woman. They give the world-wide feminine literacy rate in the sixtieth percentile, while the male literacy rate towers above that number at nearly 90%. I think you’ll agree that that’s plenty of numerical majesty to spare.
Initially, when I saw the figures I thought to myself, maybe that’s why women are so shitty at everything. Just like the kid who is really shitty at baseball and then it turns out he just needed some glasses. Maybe women just need to learn how to read.
Then I realized the writing on the walls of every cluster fuck women are about to step into is only metaphorical writing. They also don’t need to be able to read to shut the hell up every once in a while and listen when something other than Oprah or an appliance that resembles Oprah is dispensing sound life advice.
Perhaps instead of Easy Bake Ovens and Barbie Dolls this Christmas, mothers should be buying their daughters Hooked on Phonics.
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That’s because Dick deleted your first post, retard.
Your sly, womanly tricks wont work on this site. You fucked up, Don’t bother trying to deny it now.
My ip man-hash is 19105c7fbb7a4 …. now I don´t see any other man-hash that matches any other poster in this forum…do you? At least you managed to spell incompetent this time.
Women aren’t smart enough to understand what having the same IP Man Hash means. It’s a shame.
-Dick
Effing Pot, Your IP Man-Hash matches exactly the above poster’s.
Obviously you are too INCOMPETENT to post here yourself, which renders your opinion invalid/worthless.
Well stated Matt. The points you stated above are part of a comprehensive and totally correct list on how wommyn behave in general, brought to fruition by the members of this very site.
Woemmyn also nit-pick when they have no logical or considered response.
Something to be ignored.
Matt for someone who is claiming someone else is stupid, perhaps you should use a dictionary and learn how to spell INCOMPETENT. And since you are (I assume) a man and you are better than women on computers, you should have known that there is a good online dictionary http://www.dictionary.com …either that, or learn how to type.
Matt has just proved that men are INCOMPETENT because they clearly cannot spell and should be also kept away from computers….haha!
looked to me like Em proved one of christianj’s points right…
“3. A woman exists in the now. As such, to her, actions have no predictable consequences and words mean whatever she wishes them to mean at the moment.
Ah, the convenience of it all.”
she then went on to argue it and in doing so she rephrased his answer to her interpretation…
“christianj, if you are not remotely interested then why even dignify my response with an answer?
Your response has been translated as follows:-” etc etc
which is showing “words mean whatever she wishes them to mean at the moment” which is kind of another knock for why females are incompetant and don’t think before they speak/type and should be kept away from computers
great site
- Matt
Just because I disagree with you does not mean that I am a woman.
“Instead of complaining we prefer to concentrate on exploring the plethora of ways in which men are better than women.”
Mike, Your the Man. I love plethora.
Very well stated.
But will those that are addressed, learn and comprehend ?
Remains to be seen.
Luke ! you are starting to annoy me.
You a mangina or are you just another wommin pretending to be a male as it is becoming realy boring, you are sticking up for the spoilt selfish bitch factor.
And there is really no denying it.
“Does my ass look big in this?” as they say…
-Big Al
No we expect women to not type menarebetterthanwomen into google. It just proves women love attention and abuse.
If everything on this site is inherently wrong, why not just stay away?
“Be the bigger man, and walk away” as they say, as a woman, you will never understand that.
Man Law ?: Men are Oblivious.
I do not disagree that waking some women up is a good thing, however, there is no need to add to the mix, the premise that men are better than women. That’s just provocative. Do you expect women to just sit back and go, “oh yea, shite, I have done that…and yeah, that proves men are better than me, christ I’m a dumbass.”
Get real.
Very well said, Mike.
-wolfe
Only a major consciousness shift will change how a good portion of western women treat their men, and act in general. Some may agree that this site is a good place to start. Once the brutal truth is out in the open, it becomes much harder to ignore.
Women are forbidden from this site for their own best interests, the same way alcohol is forbidden to minors. They can’t handle it and become bigger nuisances than they already are, once subjected to it.
As for taking action - this is taking action. “Bitching” is normally done in private and seldom achieves anything. If a man comes to this site and leaves a comment about girls dressing like sluts, for example, it forces female readers to ask themselves “Do I dress like a slut? Perhaps my wardrobe needs a review…” Voila, less girls dressing/acting like sluts, less rape etc. The world is a happier place.
If women insist on being here, they ultimately can’t be stopped. We know this and accept it. What encourages them to end up here in the first place is beyond me. Instead of complaining we prefer to concentrate on exploring the plethora of ways in which men are better than women.
Good points, Luke.
-Dick
That makes no sense, Dick. What is the point in making a show of banning women if they are not really banned, practically speaking? If you give anyone technical freedom to post, you can hardly blame anyone for posting can you?
If you are that bothered about women, be a man, go and find a practical way to deal with it. Less bitching, more action… is what I say - what have you done to change the way women treat men, Dick?
Do you ban women because they are women? Or do you ban them because you don’t like another opinion?
Luke, I agree. That is exactly why I don’t remove women’s posts or ban them from the site entirely. They are simply forbidden from entering.
-Dick
Hey Dude,
Is this some kind of joke? What is so great about men if we act like the women, when we dismiss anything a woman says or does on the basis of gender we are acting just like the feminists… (like morons)
If we are really better than women, like you say, then let us at least act better than the other side. Feminazis don’t let men speak, but that doesn’t justify us doing it to women who are trying to grok or insulting women with different opinons. Frankly, dude it is not clever.
Other than the comments section, your work isn’t bad.
I love you dick