Want to Know What a Million Looks Like? Ask a Man.
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached one million hits this week, which is more hits than any stupid woman’s website has ever gotten. If you want to know what a million of anything good looks like: a million sales, a million dollars, a million fans, ask a man. If it’s not porno downloads or a divorce settlement, women have no business with a million of anything.
I have never been troubled by this silly “equality” thing and I’ll tell you why. Men own wealth. No matter how many Political Science degrees universities sell or how often the Guardian runs a diatribe on women and their eventual world take over, one thing will never change: women will never own wealth.
Women are wealth. They’re tacky, they’re overpriced, and their warranty sucks, but they’re still depreciating assets that can be purchased for a an amount directly proportional to their age and sex appeal.
Read an economics text book. Then, dump your girlfriend.
Women can’t own wealth in the same way a peanut butter and banana sandwich can’t eat another peanut butter and banana sandwich. They just get lumped together into a bigger sandwich. In the case of women, their income is converted into accessories that mean the difference between an airport lounge appletini and table service at the Ghost Bar.
Jobs, small business loans, and the wage gap can go fuck themselves. The richest 1% of the population will always own everything, and that richest 1% is a sausage party of men that’s never going to get broken up. Out of the top thousand billionaires in the world today, 5% of them are women. I didn’t research how many of those women are billionaires because of an inheritance, but I would estimate that it’s whatever percentage aren’t Oprah and the woman who wrote Harry Potter. There’s always room at the top for a real estate man-mogul or a world changing manventor, but at the moment, the world is all stocked up on emotional masturbation and stories about gay wizards.
I pity women like Oprah and the gay wizard author. Once a woman has money on her own, she can no longer be sexually attracted to men. Imagine what kind of hell that is for a woman. A woman with a billion dollars is like a man with a set of DD’s. Why would he ever talk to a woman again?
Women with their own money are confined to a life of pets, gossip, and spare tires.
I’ve heard of a book called “The Money Book for the Young, Fabulous, and Broke,” and while I’m sure it’s full of a lot of great money managing tips for women — tips like “stop spending money” and “credit cards count as money”, I have a better financial planning tip for young women out there:
A career is not a man.
It doesn’t matter if a woman is a billionaire. I could teach a falcon how to walk on a leash or use a litter box, but wouldn’t we all like to see the falcon do what it was meant to do?
Wealth is not about statistics, it’s about the top 1%. While 100% of women are yammering like broken chainsaws about puppies and periods, the top 1% of men are running the world.
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ifeel sad for these poor bastards……..you must have had a bad time with women all your life…….poor things…..dont worry im sure you will find a woman who will love you for who you are…
How about Dick Masterson in 2008?
-We would be out of Iraq in 6 months, once we finished carpet-bombing the place minus the oil fields.
-Women lose the right to vote, since the only ones who do suffer from menopause and are still dysfunctional.
-Abolish vaginamony. That would stimulate the economy with an infusion of untold venture capital to fund new technology and research, instead of lining the pockets of Chinese companies making cheap products for cheap women. WalMart would disappear faster than a woman’s panties after meeting a guy wearing a Rolex and wearing Versace.
-Give tax credits to families with male children. Give males free scholarships to study at institutes of higher education. Make women pay back their grants and scholarships- with interest- from universities and the government, since they fail to utilize the education or degree to its fullest potential. Its just an excuse to waste four years of time to find a guy to pay all the bills. A male is bound to cure cancer within 25 years. Look what Jonas Salk did for polio.
and so and so on…
I’m not American, so it doesn’t matter either way to me who wins, but I’m rooting for Obama.
Hilarious and McCroccodile are pathetic candidates for the Presidency-they’re only going to screw us up more by leading us deeper into the 9.2 trillion dollar defecit and further kill troops and civilians by attempting to attack Iran,Syria…I say vote for Ralph Nader, Mike Gravel or Ron Paul — these guys think outside the box but if you must choose the lesser of the 3 evils -Hilarious, McCroccodile and Obama, choose OBAMA
After last night’s results, it’ll take a miracle now for her to win the nomination [Oregon, Montana, South Dakota are firmly Obama's]. Both Michigan and Florida will need to be let back in and she’ll need to completely dominate in those states order for her to win.
How will you feel if Hillary becomes Prez? I don’t want her to be, but just curious how you will react.
Yes, well, all that says to me is you’re one of the more successful prostitutes.
You fuckers wish. I have more money than you’ll ever see most likely.
I missed Chris’ earlier explanation of a whore. That is quality stuff bro. Props.
Truthy: Eat a dick.
^ *Yawns*, anything more novel? Its getting old.
All the men here blah blah can’t get laid, are ugly blah blah and everything blah.
Yeah, now fuck off.
Wow. I don’t think I’ve witnessed this much collected stupidity AND utterly wasted intelligence in on place… um… ever.
Get a job. Get laid. Get over whatever the woman you thought you really loved did to you, and move the fuck on.
Most of us have been here at some point. Real men, however, grow out of it. Usually no later than their early 20s.
Or don’t. You’re all more than welcome to proceed with protestations about how you have a job, you do get laid, and you fucked that stupid bitch over…
Unfortunately, all of us who have grown out of it can see right through this bullshit.
Best of luck!
Oh women are depreciating assets! The power of economics and the assertion that women are useless for marriage beyond age 23 means we must pass a law mandating the extermination of women aged 24 and older!
Of course this new law will kindly allow the choice of method for elimination to the woman on her 24th birthday: exsanguination, beheading, lethal dosage, electric chair, carbon monoxide!
Now onwards to the perfect society full of superior men and women all under the age of 24!!
What a vision!
WERD! And the failure actually tried to convince herself that she’s not a whore.
When her boobies hit the knees, the legs spread, a shopping bag goes PLUNK . . . and she finds herself in MacDonalds on Mother’s Day saying “this is the answer??” . . . . she will know exactly what she did to EARN IT.
“Enjoy your shelf-life, bitch.” . . . is all any man can say to that.
Cause that’s what she’s “banking” (and “banging”) her future on.
All I can say to her is –> “Aim higher!
And don’t forget to put the seat down when you’re done.”
LMFAO!!!!
@Chris - Game, Set, and Match.
SAMANTHA SAID — I think its funny how I am being called a whore when I know guys who fuck different girls every weekend and are not belittled at all.
LMFAO!!! Um, sweety . . .do you have a CLUE about what WHORE is??
A “WHORE” is a woman who WITHHOLDS SEX UNTIL (OR PROVIDES WHEN) A CONDITION HAS BEEN MET, OR A PAYMENT HAS BEEN MADE.
That’s right. She fucks for any OTHER reason than an orgasm. Because she doesn’t think an orgasm is enough. The way American women view sex is an ABOMINATION and they regard it as a TRAGEDY. They don’t even see the point in HAVING ANY unless there is SOMETHING ELSE in it for them.
What a joke.
FACT –>> There are only TWO RIGHT REASONS TO HAVE SEX:
1. PLEASURE
and
2. REPRODUCTION.
But look at the mile long list of WRONG reasons women WILL jump into be for . . . .
• For money
• For jelwery or something he will buy her
• Because he took her out
• Because its Valentine’s day on the Calendar
• To THANK him for something he bought her
• Because its better than staying home
• Just so a guy will like her more
• So that a guy won’t leave
• To steal a man away from another woman
• To intentionally keep a man by getting pregnant
• To get back at someone
• To get an EX BACK
• So she will have something to talk about with her friends
• Because she likes the attention
• For MORE attention
• or the worst reason ever –> Not until he signs a mrraige contract for life until death, buys her a whopping diamond, makes a promise to god and gets down on his knees to symbolically offer to ‘purchase’ her.
That’s not “ROMANTIC”.
YOU’RE A WHORE!
. . . .and the seemingly endless list goes on.
Women also DONT FUCK for the very same reasons.
• “Fix the batthroom tiles , honey or there will be no nookie tonight.”
Wow. What a turn-on.
She will even try to be a WHORE INSIDE HER OWN MARRIAGE.
As long as ANY woman puts a PRICE or CONDITION on sex . . then that permanently makes her a WHORE. And every single woman has done that AT LEAST ONCE in her life. “I won’t have sex with a man , until I feel a deep emotional connection first.”
Please.
If he were BRAD PITT (or any guy she THINKS is hot enough) , she would be on her back with her legs in the air faster than she can say “ANGELINA WHO” . . . .so tell it to someone else.
A woman who fucks her brains out FOR FUN and NO OTHER REASON is not a “whore”. But American women don’t fuck JUST for the orgasm. And I will prove it. Go out and offer ANY woman anywhere ORAL SEX UNTIL HER FOREHEAD CAVES IN AND THE SHEETS GO UP HER ASS . . . even if a guy has ZERO intention for there to be ANYTHING in it for him. . . . JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT!
. . . guess what she will say.
“No.”
You can make it your mission to pleasure her until she calls out to GOD and THE DEVIL in the same breath . . . . and she’s STILL gonna need ANOTHER reason to say YES.
I respect a $200 professional more than THAT kind of woman any day. At least its her JOB to say YES, to come over when HE wants, to give him EXACTLY WHAT he wants - his way - and she’ not going home until HE’s completely satisfied.
Guess how many dates, wives, and girlfriends are interested in being THAT fulfilling for the hoops she expects him to jump through for it.
MEN FUCK FOR THE RIGHT REASONS ONLY. ALWAYS.
PLEASURE AND /OR REPRODUCTION.
WOMEN DON’T.
And that’s what makes you a whore.
And I just fucking proved it.
Now turn off your computer,
think about it.
. . . and don’t ever open your mouth like you have a clue when you don’t.
For the record, and because you lack a common commodity known as a brain cell, I’ll just let you know that I’m not a ’scrote’, nor do I walk like I’ve shit myself. More over, what’s it to you anyway?
Both spellings are valid… idiot…
Fuck this “spread your legs” bullshit. You scrotes are scum. You walk like you’ve shit yourselves. But your scrotums hang in FRONT of your legs. What’s with the “I’ve shit myself” walk?
The fuckin dog can spell. It’s “neanderthal”. The scrote lost an h somewhere. Scrotes can’t spell either. Very “neandertal”.
Im well aware of that, I wanted to know ur motive behind it. thats all.
I didnt choose the name for you dike
Why did u choose to have Neandertalman as ur name? is it meant to be a joke about being oafish and what “feminists” think about men? Cause if so it doesnt work… Neanderthals were smarter and more complex then previously thought…or it that the reason?
She just wants us to tell her its ok shes dirty whore. The truth is women in general fuck way more men than men do visa versa on average and because of their “open” nature, they dont how to stop all the sperm from coming at them, so what do they do, blame a man
Play nice. The baby killers upset.
Zardoz, I could read your stuff all day. Good job and keep writing. You have a clever knack of making the incomprehensible, hensible.
That is correct. If you are using hotmail, it could be in your Spam Box.
Sometimes the request gets snagged by the spam filter. Send Dick a message.
I think you have to wait a day or so.
Is there a secret handshake to get registered to use the forums? I have requested twice and only received the auto-generated messages.
I’ll give you an example of what is so fucked up about this statement. Many years ago Slavery was legal. So, should it have been condoned because the law said it was ok? Segregation? Was that ok? Like fuck!!
You think abortion is ok? Go watch a vid (with close-ups) on Partial Birth Abortion and tell me that’s ok.
Some people are just fucking stupid. “Oh, it’s ok cos the law says so.” Fuck you!
**It took
Third paragraph, second sentence.
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Get your tubes tied, idiot. It doesn’t make a difference whether we’re male, female, agree or disagree with the site content- as it turns out, you’ll still be inadvertantly one of the most unintelligent, idiotic, undeserving people that has graced this page..
I’m serious. Get your tubes tied. You should never have been given the ability to procreate. Your vagina should be sewn up as punishment for being an inhumane, unthoughtful, spiteful little whore. You’re not a whore because you slut your body around, every weekend, but because your goal in life, is to marry for monetary gain, and rather than completeing that degree you had apparently started, you’d rather marry rich??
You’re not a disgrace to women- you’re a disgrace to humans, in general. I took a MAN and a WOMAN to create you, and I highly doubt that if either were completely aware of your actions, they’d be completely willing to admit to partaking in your creation. You’re a two bit, washed up, trash talking, ‘nearly educated’ tramp.
People ought to make voodoo dolls of you, and torch them.
And FYI: Just because I can count to any number in French, know the days of the week, the months, and how to order hot chocolate from a café, and give most basic information about myself, in French- doesn’t mean I speak French. To speak a language, would imply fluency, which I do not have.
Just like to say one has majored in something, is to imply they completed it- because ‘majored’ is in past tense, thus when one has majored, they have finished. Even if you were AT university still, you wouldn’t have ‘majored’ in anything, because it is still PAST TENSE, and until you COMPLETE said degree, you will never have majored in anything shy of being a dispicable human being, and a blood-traitor to all of humanity, because that, you have succesfully completed, thus ‘majored’, PAST TENSE.
Well said.
Yeah, calling her a murderer is fairly pointless. That baby, from conception, deserved way better than she could have ever offered it. Not only that… and I know I’ll get burnt for saying this but… whoever the male was, that willing took a dive into that well-used watering hole, with out any use of protection, probably isn’t man enough to own the responsibility of a child. I’m not saying he’s better or worse than her, but so to speak… they are both as bad as each other. He obviously has a complete disregard for where he spreads his seed, and she has a complete disregard for whom she spreads her legs for.
In effect, that child didn’t have much of a good head start.
Whore. Whore. Whore.
Bottomline: Suck it.
@Zardoz-8-10 ilbs is a big. It made my crotch hurt to read that. Try 7 lbs-
“Tart Brigade” is a really great phrase. I’m filing it next to El Chauvanisto’’s “Turbo Slut”
Hey, even if she had a kid and gave it to someone else, through adoption, she probably would have still have ruined his or her life by not taking care of herself while she was pregnant. She’d probably have given the baby fetal alcohol syndrome or/and some of the tons of other things you can give a child by smoking or ingesting controlled substances (bi-polar disorder etc.).
I f you didn’t want reposes to it, u wouldn’t have posted. And you’re being called a whore coz u killed that baby so u will look good for a rich man, so u can blow his money…thats whorish.
Frankly, I’m appalled at seeing men drawn into conflict by the screeching of some clearly worthless little 2 dollar slut. Whether we agree with abortion or not is entirely everyone’s perogative, men should have mutual respect in agreeing to disagree. Sensible debate may actually lead some place worthwhile.
@King Wang, a 25lb bowling ball? You’ve been reading too much girl power literature or something. Aside from the fact 8-10lbs is considered the average weight for a full term child (25lbs is more the average total weight gain of the mother, which she does retain if she’s a lazy arse and believes her job in life is complete), women are genetically designed for this process. Its not magical. Suggesting a man should shit out a pumpkin before he can comment or put forth his his opinion is just absurd, and in poor spirit. You have every right to your opinion on whether it ought to be legal or not, just as every other man here has. The general idea is that there are better options that take into account there are couples out there who would happily have spent their lives loving and caring for that unwanted child. My best friend happens to be one of those lucky ones, and is a VERY worthwhile human being that contributes to society. No disrespect mate, you fought for your nation’s right to vote, the idea is discussing whether the current laws ought to be changed. Another right you fought for.
@Samantaha Lo, you’re a worthless, self centred trash scrubber gold digging slut and I hope your abortion felt like a fucking nightmare ripping its way out of your abdomen. You should have had mace sprayed in your eyes after they made you look into the bucket. That the potential human life inside you had no more importance than a turd is what sickens men and women alike. As for getting a rich husband, that just makes me laugh. You don’t have the class for anything beyond being a fuck-whore for wannabe gangsters.
As for my own opinion, while abortion may in some instances be regrettably justified, “Its my body, its my choice” is a self absorbed way of making a decision that ought to be based upon responsible decency. The fact it suddenly becomes 50-50 after the birth is a very shady deal for the man responsible for half that child’s DNA, and one that young men should be warned about clearly and vividly as soon as they begin to consider wetting their dick in one or more of the local tart brigade. Responsibility, decency, mature decision making based on how our choices directly affect others beyond ourselves, such things we mourn the lack of in our societies. Just as we mourn the daemonisation or total disregard for fathers as anything more than a monetary life support system.
should read *talk to or address*
Wang, you are a cunt. Maybe when you have had your own kid MURDERED by a selfish bitch you may change your attitude. Now go fuck yourself and don’t ever talk address me again.
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Completely off topic… but where did you get Tomasi from? It means Thomas in Fijian…… just curious..?
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A-Fucking-Men.
I can’t say I agree or disagree with abortion. I’ve never been in the position where I’ve had to go through one. I understand what the word ’safe’ means, and the word ‘consequence’. When I am in that position, if it ever arises, I will be able to have a better opinion on it, but until then, it remains something that is purely subjective.
Abortion is a choice, at the behest of the impregnated… not the impregnator, nor any side-line commentators. I doubt Lo thought much further than “Oh no, my body” or “Oh no, my thatch will be stretched beyond recognition” (which is ironically funny, because she’s obviously as loose as a goose, as is), but for the sake of the unborn child, all I can say is- before it had the ability to develop thoughts, and emotions, and all the rest, it never had to experience the likes of her. I know adopting the child out, is an option, but in her case a) It will sadly always have her genes, and b) There are already enough unhoused, abandoned children on the earth, as it is, with out dropping another sucker in the mix.
I condone whatever the fuck the current law allows. Since I happened to have signed up one time to go kill people for the privilege, I say what the fuck, let the people do as they please as long as they don’t pester me.
That means even YOU do not have more rights than ME, and I did the work for it mind you, I didn’t just sit back and whine.
What I am TRYING to condone is women shutting the fuck up on subjects that they only bring up in order to get attention, or simply to speak in a group because they can, not because they think before they say it.
Besides the obvious point that I didn’t say a goddamn thing about whether you can stick your dick into a knothole and make a kid, I said, and I quote loosely my OWN self, “I don’t give a fuck what you do, and I don’t want to pay for YOUR shit”. Bullshit to you. It is kind of obvious that some single moms have that ability, otherwise there would not BE any doing it now.
I only generalize on bullshit, not on reality. Go have 15 kids and do whatever the fuck you want, I could care less, just don’t hit the welfare line anymore than women do and I am fine with it. I just don’t get off on paying for other peoples’ fuckups like kids.
@RobC
Of course it is better, it is also better to agree with someone else, rather than put your ass on the line and post. Step up.
Like I have said before and will say again, if you are too fucking lazy or can’t do the work, your opinion is like my asshole, stinky and only useful for shit. The next time you shit a kid, come tell me, like I posted up there, then you will have the equal right to bitch about it. Whether you have equal whine rights or not, I don’t care, but don’t whine about sticking your dick in a woman and not being able to be smart enough to see the end divorce result, inequal “Rasing” rights, and 75% of your next 18 years worth of paychecks taking care of the situation YOU helped create.
Thanks for embarassing my gender by perpetuating the stereotypes that we all whore ourselves out because we are lazy, have abortions because we are self absorbed, superficial, and don’t want to fuck up our bodies, and that we attach ourselves like leeches onto men who work hard to be successful.
I can’t believe that your mom didn’t have an abortion, if she wasn’t planning to expend the energy to teach you anything about being human. Good luck on your life’s goal of finding someone rich and stupid.
The girls that get fucked every weekend have to open their legs too you know. Don’t get all high and mighty you murdering whore.
*D3C*
If you choose to share it with the world by posting it in a public forum, you make it anyone’s business who chooses to reply. Last time I checked, to be a whore you had to take something of monetary value in exchange for sex. So - do those guys get paid when they sleep with those women? Does that make sense?
It’s definately one of the cases where you should mind your own fucking business. That much is certain. I think its funny how I am being called a whore when I know guys who fuck different girls every weekend and are not belittled at all. Does that make sense? Or do you guys just use the facts that agree with your stupid irrelevant points?
After the volumes of shit I see posted by women here every day, thats got to be the worst shit I’ve ever read. I’m fucking speechless.
What a philantropist! Not reproducing is the best contribution you could possibly make to society.
A better comment from Arbalest than King Wang, IMO.
My advice is to get over the abortion thing, it ain’t yours, you ain’t doing the work, and you ain’t exactly an expert on kids or how the fucking world should work. After all, anyone can be an Armchair Anti-Everything when you can’t do the deed yourself.
So if I help make a child, I can pay for it with money but I have no say so in how it’s raised? Bullshit. Especially with the kids, single women are’nt cable of raising kids by themselves, that’s why they use Abortion as a cheap cop out.
So you condone it. Wang?
You’re a monster… I mean, opinions on abortion aside, I think that’s the most superficial, selfish thing I’ve ever heard.
All is well that ends well.
Oh well, I can think of plenty of abortions that evidently went extremely badly, considering they are posting on here……….
OTHER than that, my stand was always this: Men, the next time you shit a 25lb bowling ball out your shithole, come tell me, and I will be fine passing a law saying you can’t shit that bowling ball how you please, you can only do it how I say so. My advice is to get over the abortion thing, it ain’t yours, you ain’t doing the work, and you ain’t exactly an expert on kids or how the fucking world should work. After all, anyone can be an Armchair Anti-Everything when you can’t do the deed yourself.
Women: Just because you can shit kids doesn’t mean you are smart enough to keep doing so. If you can’t figure out the use of contraceptives and confuse it with Condiments, then obviously turn off your iPod, get off MySpace, and stop making men pay for your single mom bullshit.
My major bitch was only and always that if you are going to suck any governement tit here in the USA because you are stupid and have the ability to crap Obama and Hillary, that doesn’t mean I should suffer for it, and in truth, really don’t give a fuck as long as (A) I don’t pay for it and (B) you shut the fuck up, I am tired of hearing it.
Next time, save up your paycheck and buy a box of Trojans that won’t bust, we really don’t want to keep hearing about you chunking a kid in the trash because you won’t deal with reality and life. Do as you please, just be quiet in doing it dumbass.
Fuck. I used a line Rufus did.
Oh, Sa—taha Lo is just precious. Isn’t she great folks? Give her a hand! Preferably across the eyes!
Lo, at one point, you intended to major in economics. If you did not complete your degree, you did not major in that study, you merely failed at majoring in that study. I suppose if one intended to be a misleading/lying whore, then one could say “I majored in economics”, and unless you then quickly muttered “until I dropped out over a pregnancy which I wasn’t going to keep, highlighting my flawless logic”, you’d be home free.
Oh, Lo, one thing about rich men: Most men who don’t start out rich get rich by being smart and holding onto their money like bulldogs. Those who are born rich are at least well-educated, if not smart. Good luck in your life, with my investments in AA batteries, PVC and silicone, you’ll make me a rich man.
Oh you’re just precious.
Men > Women
What was wrong with adoption?
Dick,
Thank you for another brilliant article & congratulations on one million hits.
*You’re* the fucking retard. You can’t even learn how to properly quote someone on here and you do it all backwards. Fuck. And your comebacks don’t even make sense: ‘if you were to say you shit your pants.. although probably not cuz your (which is misspelled btw) a retard’ ?!
Exactly what the fuck is your purpose on here? Actually, what the fuck is your purpose on this planet at all?
Follow the definitions with me here…
majored = specialized = became expert.
You dropped out for your baby (again, the fact that you killed your baby after this maneuver only demonstrates your level of confusion) meaning you didn’t become an expert, you didn’t specialize and therefore cannot claim (honestly) that you majored in anything but the aforementioned whoring.
And stop posting above me bitch. Post at the bottom, you’re fucking up the flow.
Oh god that is awful! That was an innocent and beautiful life form depending on you, that you viciously MURDERED for no reason other then being a cold cold person.
Unless your omitting some vital information from this story, then I think this is one of the cases that abortion should not have taken place.