Want to Know What a Million Looks Like? Ask a Man.
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached one million hits this week, which is more hits than any stupid woman’s website has ever gotten. If you want to know what a million of anything good looks like: a million sales, a million dollars, a million fans, ask a man. If it’s not porno downloads or a divorce settlement, women have no business with a million of anything.
I have never been troubled by this silly “equality” thing and I’ll tell you why. Men own wealth. No matter how many Political Science degrees universities sell or how often the Guardian runs a diatribe on women and their eventual world take over, one thing will never change: women will never own wealth.
Women are wealth. They’re tacky, they’re overpriced, and their warranty sucks, but they’re still depreciating assets that can be purchased for a an amount directly proportional to their age and sex appeal.
Read an economics text book. Then, dump your girlfriend.
Women can’t own wealth in the same way a peanut butter and banana sandwich can’t eat another peanut butter and banana sandwich. They just get lumped together into a bigger sandwich. In the case of women, their income is converted into accessories that mean the difference between an airport lounge appletini and table service at the Ghost Bar.
Jobs, small business loans, and the wage gap can go fuck themselves. The richest 1% of the population will always own everything, and that richest 1% is a sausage party of men that’s never going to get broken up. Out of the top thousand billionaires in the world today, 5% of them are women. I didn’t research how many of those women are billionaires because of an inheritance, but I would estimate that it’s whatever percentage aren’t Oprah and the woman who wrote Harry Potter. There’s always room at the top for a real estate man-mogul or a world changing manventor, but at the moment, the world is all stocked up on emotional masturbation and stories about gay wizards.
I pity women like Oprah and the gay wizard author. Once a woman has money on her own, she can no longer be sexually attracted to men. Imagine what kind of hell that is for a woman. A woman with a billion dollars is like a man with a set of DD’s. Why would he ever talk to a woman again?
Women with their own money are confined to a life of pets, gossip, and spare tires.
I’ve heard of a book called “The Money Book for the Young, Fabulous, and Broke,” and while I’m sure it’s full of a lot of great money managing tips for women — tips like “stop spending money” and “credit cards count as money”, I have a better financial planning tip for young women out there:
A career is not a man.
It doesn’t matter if a woman is a billionaire. I could teach a falcon how to walk on a leash or use a litter box, but wouldn’t we all like to see the falcon do what it was meant to do?
Wealth is not about statistics, it’s about the top 1%. While 100% of women are yammering like broken chainsaws about puppies and periods, the top 1% of men are running the world.
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I be careful with that. There are several women at the helm but then again, who is not to say they didnt “whore” themselves out?
*Chuckle* - The quickest way to rising the corporate ladder -> Sleeping with your male boss. I dont believe that will be factored in the equation when tabulating “women’s self made millionaires”.
Anon said:
A comment: “Forgot to mention the fact that women on the ‘rich’ lists’ two primary sources of wealth are marriage/divorce and inheritence.
- Stuart Rowan, UK”
Btw, I love it how a “matriarchy” isnt a sexist notion, eh? And I will be careful with those projections - 60% by 2025? Just because the price of a commodity is soaring doesnt mean it will always continue to soar. Want the number to drops below 5%? Easy, remove inheritance and alimony. Boom, let us see how fast the numbers drop.
Apologies for the few redundant phrases, and minor errors. I’ve been up for two days, because hard work is a virtue and pays off.
First off, Dick was talking about billionaires and wealth. A million dollars is a far cry from a billion, and an even further cry from wealth.
Wealth doesn’t just mean a large sum of cash. Wealth means assets. Wealth means that you have multiple sources to generate additional income, to add to your already large amount of money. A million dollars is chump change, and a billion doesn’t mean shit unless it’s spread around the right way.
So far, Orpah is the only chick alive who figured this out. It doesn’t matter, because she’s still a woman. Billions won’t buy you a REAL dick.
Besides Orpah, there are no wealthy women. The vast majority (as you pointed out) inherited their money, or stole it in divorce court (thus proving that men are still richer than women, and women are theiving whores). These women are not wealthy, in the same way that lottery winners, or bums that abuse our over-letigis society are not wealthy. They get a bunch of cash, and blow it on a high lifestyle. Then, when they run out, that’s it, and they are back to cheap green and black.
True wealth implies that someone has invested in multiple sources, owns multiple companies, and has sufficient intelligence to maintain their assets. That way, if a factory burns down, they have a huge buffer. If the stocks crash, they still have other assets. These people are not merely rich, they are businessmen, mature and wise spenders. These qualities are entirely male, just the same as fraud, abuse and rape are entirely female.
Besides Orpah, name me one female who is ACTUALLY wealthy? And then, name me one woman who is not a whore?
Dick was right.
Bang on Dick, that’s why women will marry 90 year old oil tycoons. Men wouldn’t nail Margret Thatcher for a billion dollars.
-Solomon
46% of millionaires in the UK are female. This percentage has been rocketing in recent years primarily because of
Systematic Wealth TransferDivorce settlements.From Reuters:
From the BBC, “Filthy rich and female”:
The Daily Mail was about to announce that the “Fairer Sex is Becoming the Richer Sex” in reporting this great news on the growth of the Matriarchy.
You’re wrong Dick.
I am familiar with the saying. You just sound like an idiot saying it. No one cares that you had a semi-puke related belching incident induced by unpleasant thoughts of food.
“I’m sure it’s full of a lot of great money managing tips for women — tips like “stop spending money” and “credit cards count as money” “
Ahahahaha. I don’t think women would ever be able to comprehend / do that.
Lol… such hostility. Jesus.
Let’s be specific. Sometimes, when you repeat something, it doesn’t actually escape your mouth; it just sort of comes up, sits at the pit of your throat, and makes you gag on the foul taste. To vomit solely in your mouth would imply that the vomit was not big enough to leave your mouth, but just small enough to create minor discomfort.
:)
I vomited in my mouth a bit. I didn’t really, though, I just said I did. It’s a saying that implies distaste. It may be less (or not at all) common in America, but it’s a saying nevertheless.
i never new there were PB&B sandwichs but now i do i’m going to make myself one thanks dick.
Where the fuck else would you throw up???
PB&B sandwiches kick ass.
Dick - One Million hits - Awesome. I hope WomenBehavingBadly takes off in a similar manner soon. And HitTheTreadmill. You make the world a better place and this is one of your best pieces yet. Stay up.
Lol @ this blog. Ha ha ha. Snap. :)
That’s gold.
Congrats on a million. :)
PS Peanut butter and banana sandwich? I vomited in my mouth a bit, thinking about it.
:(
” Out of the top thousand billionaires in the world today, 5% of them are women. I didn’t research how many of those women are billionaires because of an inheritance, but I would estimate that it’s whatever percentage aren’t Oprah and the woman who wrote Harry Potter.”
The last time I checked, 28 out of 29 women in the Fortune 500 has their money inherited. That was a couple of years back though. Anyway, congratulations on a million hits Dick!
I don’t know… I laughed pretty hard at the following statement:
“A woman with a billion dollars is like a man with a set of DD’s. Why would he ever talk to a woman again?”
Brilliant!
“Women can’t own wealth in the same way a peanut butter and banana sandwich can’t eat another peanut butter and banana sandwich. They just get lumped together into a bigger sandwich.”
That is the funniest thing anyone has ever said.
Congratulations on One Million hits Dick.