The Middle East Has Enough Problems As It Is
A women’s group in the Middle East is attempting to piss in the face of God this week by petitioning the king of Saudi Arabia for the driving rights they don’t deserve.
That’s right, the burning bra of feminism has torched itself all the way around the world. Women in Saudi Arabia want to drive.
I am writing this article as an open letter to King Abdullah (the king of Saudi Arabia) in hopes of stopping this catastrofuck of lady locomotion before it explodes all over the Middle East like ten nuclear bombs.
If you support this letter, show King Abdullah by signing below in the comments.
King Abdullah,
My name is Dick Masterson. I am a celebrated Man Coach and author of Men Are Better Than Women, a fine work of non-fiction that you can purchase in your local bookstore as of April 2008, or pre-order today through Amazon.com. It is a book of such masculine profundity that your camels will have goosebumps.
Sir, it has come to my attention that a band of progressive misfits and hooligans are attempting to bamboozle you into giving women the right to drive. Rest assured that your manly instincts in this matter are correct — as were those of your father and his father. Letting women drive is dangerous. It’s dangerous to life, and it’s dangerous to your way of life.
While 10% of Americans may not be able to point to your country on a map, 100% of Americans can point to a country who fucked up by giving women a number of rights they don’t deserve. That country rhymes with and also is “America”.
Driving is not a religious issue, sir. On that and only that do I agree with these groups of swindling activists. However, it is not a social issue as they claim it to be. Letting women on the road is a matter of public safety and national security.
Women on the road are more dangerous than cancer.
No cancer can hit you broadside at 60 miles per hour in a two thousand pound SUV. At least no cancer I’ve heard of, and I watch House MD reruns at least twice a day. I’ve heard of every type of cancer there is.
Just this month, a woman in Chicago killed her four kids by trying to race a train across the tracks. I don’t know if you guys have trains over there, but I hope you do because they’re awesome. They’re also deadly when women are behind the wheel.
Trains are just like divorces. Man always loses.
Women on the road are needless congestion.
Fact. If you allow women to drive, your roads will have ten times the cars on them as they do today. While men are working from 9 to 5, women are driving all over the place: shopping, shopping some more, getting their hair done. Women are so stupid and predictable that I bet they get their hair done over there in the Middle East even though they have to wear burkas at all times. Women are the same all over the globe, Your Majesty: dumb as Sea Monkeys.
The point is, when you let women drive, you’re giving them the power to vote. In this case, they get to “vote” on where they’re going. Voting is a slippery slope, sir, and the last “right” you want to be fucking around with like a hot falafel on Eid. I think you guys have enough problems over there as it is.
You may be familiar with the character Borat. He is an exaggerated personification of Middle Eastern stereotypes as held by the Western World. He’s humorous, and while he may have generated over 260 million dollars worldwide, he is very much a fictional character.
You may also be familiar with the characters of Hilary Clinton and Gloria Steinhem. While these “ladies” may seem like overly exaggerated stereotypes of barren and shrewish female horse-pigs, they are in fact real women. These women have been driving their entire lives.
Coincidence? I don’t think so.
I read about a television program you guys have called Amsha bint Ammash, where a woman wears a mustache and drives a cab around. Over here, we have a television program called Doogie Howser, where a 16 year-old is a brain surgeon. I think you’ll agree that some things are better left on television.
-Dick Masterson
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
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epic to say the least, but don’t you think chainsaws are a bit much?
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Are you serious? You’re planning on:
- sending him a sales pitch for your laugh of a book
- swearing in a letter to the King of Saudi Arabia
And you think he’s actually going to read this?
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Oh the middle east.. the only place where you can get some rest from radical feminist, the place where you can marry as many women, where women respect the men…and to think those feminist are going to spread their tentacles all over the world..declare jihad on them !
respect [noun]
1. the condition of being esteemed or honored: to be held in respect.
2. esteem for or a sense of the worth or excellence of a person, a personal quality or ability, or something considered as a manifestation of a personal quality or ability: “I have great respect for her judgment.”
Respecting someone and holding your tounge because of a little thing they call the human will to live are two competely different things. Respect is given to be received do not assume that because those women fear being hung or stoned to death for having opinions they respect those men. I pray you never have daughters or a wife because you will cause them unfathomable pain. Is your mother proud of your masochistic nature, i wonder? i pity any person who doesn’t have the good sense to know better than to love you. an emotion you clearly know nothing about
Dear Brothers I have posted before that I have no problems with cunts in my personal life, I can have cunts when I want to based on my wants and not needs because I have spiritually mastered myself.
My anger is temperory and I only use it as a tool when I need it. Hatred will destroy anything that consumes it! I might be the only guy here that might actually get the job done of bringing absolute patriarchy! I am a modern a day Genghis Khan, my allegiance to my brotherhood is emaculateand solid! Using all the modern MAN-MADE technology available we have tracked every Cunt who wants kill men on the the the number is staggering, it is 82,030,659 to the day!!! Please spread this news to every guy on the planet. All these cunts are working day and night to eradicate our rights, destroy are health and lives! Nobody on the website even talks about feminazis?!! Brothers start focusing on people who want to kill you! http://www.christianparty.net/feminism 8 Trillion dollars have already being spent on eradicating men in the US!!! The male population has dropped by 10% percent! Does that not make you angry? A man commits suicide every 25th divorce! Does that not make you ANGRY? These are my fellow brothers! Men are rotting in millions of men are rotting in jail because some cunt decided to cook up a story! Does that not make you angry Harry, Chris, Watcher, STack, micho and the rest of the guys? When a 11 year old boy gets raped by a 38 year old cunt and she gets pregnant with his kid, and she walks away free while the goverment confiscates the $200 kid has saved shovelling snow and forces the kid to pay child support, does that not make you want to tear these cunts to shreads? When universities all overthe world teach the SCUM Manifesto and other similar propaganda of eradicaring men from the earth under gender/ women studies to millions and millions of women for the last fifty years, do you expect me to do? Do you guys not know the plans of the enemy? http://www.manhater.org When lesbian gangs go shooting injuring men and raping other women am I to just except it?http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html
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ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
This site is a great source of comedy. Its truly the most entertaining thing in the world to watch a whole bunch of Pseduo-intellectuals (who most likely possess size issues relating to things other than there brains) throw tantrums over like eight year olds. Keep the funnys comin’, guys.
I pity you, Dick. And mixed with my pity is a kind of amusement. Let’s say you’re actually right, that men are better than women …
… So what?
You’re only human, as is everyone else, male or female. Sooner or later, you’ll end up in the ground, silent and with nothing more than your coffin to keep you company. What will you have accomplished or changed?
Not a damn thing. And I’m actually starting to giggle at the thought of you, smug behind your shades, thinking you’ve lived a worthwhile existence when you’re just another waste of space trying to use controversy to muscle his way into the public eye.
Tick tock, Dick. Tick tock.
Please don’t start sentences with and, it is very improper to do so.
Man-Human (first letter is big)
woman-shit (All letters small)
It would be wonderful if all of the men on this website were carted off to Saudi Arabia. Or better yet, why not fuck off out of America or whatever other western country you’re from and become a fucking terrorist?
But you wouldn’t be able to visit this website because you’re not allowed to use the internet in most of those kind of countries, but then I’m sure you wouldnt mind that because you’d be living your dream.
So do us all a favour and buy a plane ticket and get out of here.
Your tantrum is quite amusing.
As is your condescensing machismo.
Hey bitch,aren’t you retarded?
Chantelle-
That.
is racist.
nah, YOU LEAVE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! sell your stench trench somewhere else. worthless whore!
And don’t forget that Doogie (well, the actor who played him), is now out and gay! Also better left on television.
ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!
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I’ve been watching this enthusiastically pretending it was you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Thanks for posting your thoughts fu, proving our point better than we ever could.
Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Watcher=Mr. Empty-pants!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
Hey, Chris, you still into male-on-male pissing?
No thanks, I wouldn’t piss on you, even if you were on fire.
NO STUPID!! I said male-on-male pissing…stupid!!
Chris=Mr. Empty-pants: http://www.maleenhancement.org/
the middle east RULES!
Haha89=Mr. Empty-pants
By the way, Danica Patrick drives better than you. BAM
FALSE. Danica Patrick hit a pedestrian.
First of all, the beginning of this started when a man had a heart attack at the wheel and his wife took the wheel and drove him to the hospital only to be punished for driving. Second of all the Saudi royal family is in favor of womens rights in Saudi Arabia and one of the princes employs women almost exclusively at his bank. It is the uneducated saudi majority who rejects the need for equality, not the royal family. They are smart enough to see that if you are not utilizing the potential of half your population, then you are at a disadvantage. If you think Saudi Arabia is great then you should move there. Most of the 9/11 terrorist were saudis. People you apparently idolize. Once again if you think the saudis are so great, move there!
in terms of economics, equality for women is very benificial. After feminism tax could be implimented on everybody.
Dick dont pretend you know anything about situations in the middle east, your embarrasing yourself with your pathetic tantrums.
Well said son, well said!
I always slash a bitches tyres so she cant drive, especially when she has a baby seat in the back because she shouldnt be driving with a kid in the car.If I see a woman on the road I want to ram her car,teah the bitch a lesson
I saw 2 bitch’s in 2 different vehicles texting while driving today. both with kids in the back. Where were the cops you ask? Busy about a block away handling another fake ass domestic violence call.
Just go to show how fucked up shit is and how bitches get away with shit.
you are an idiot, there are cops stationed for road fellonies and cops stationed for domestic violence calls, I dont understand why I need to clarify that to you since your obviously lying anyway.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES!!!!
Im with you all the way, thats about the only the only good thing about the place.