The Middle East Has Enough Problems As It Is
A women’s group in the Middle East is attempting to piss in the face of God this week by petitioning the king of Saudi Arabia for the driving rights they don’t deserve.
That’s right, the burning bra of feminism has torched itself all the way around the world. Women in Saudi Arabia want to drive.
I am writing this article as an open letter to King Abdullah (the king of Saudi Arabia) in hopes of stopping this catastrofuck of lady locomotion before it explodes all over the Middle East like ten nuclear bombs.
If you support this letter, show King Abdullah by signing below in the comments.
King Abdullah,
My name is Dick Masterson. I am a celebrated Man Coach and author of Men Are Better Than Women, a fine work of non-fiction that you can purchase in your local bookstore as of April 2008, or pre-order today through Amazon.com. It is a book of such masculine profundity that your camels will have goosebumps.
Sir, it has come to my attention that a band of progressive misfits and hooligans are attempting to bamboozle you into giving women the right to drive. Rest assured that your manly instincts in this matter are correct — as were those of your father and his father. Letting women drive is dangerous. It’s dangerous to life, and it’s dangerous to your way of life.
While 10% of Americans may not be able to point to your country on a map, 100% of Americans can point to a country who fucked up by giving women a number of rights they don’t deserve. That country rhymes with and also is “America”.
Driving is not a religious issue, sir. On that and only that do I agree with these groups of swindling activists. However, it is not a social issue as they claim it to be. Letting women on the road is a matter of public safety and national security.
Women on the road are more dangerous than cancer.
No cancer can hit you broadside at 60 miles per hour in a two thousand pound SUV. At least no cancer I’ve heard of, and I watch House MD reruns at least twice a day. I’ve heard of every type of cancer there is.
Just this month, a woman in Chicago killed her four kids by trying to race a train across the tracks. I don’t know if you guys have trains over there, but I hope you do because they’re awesome. They’re also deadly when women are behind the wheel.
Trains are just like divorces. Man always loses.
Women on the road are needless congestion.
Fact. If you allow women to drive, your roads will have ten times the cars on them as they do today. While men are working from 9 to 5, women are driving all over the place: shopping, shopping some more, getting their hair done. Women are so stupid and predictable that I bet they get their hair done over there in the Middle East even though they have to wear burkas at all times. Women are the same all over the globe, Your Majesty: dumb as Sea Monkeys.
The point is, when you let women drive, you’re giving them the power to vote. In this case, they get to “vote” on where they’re going. Voting is a slippery slope, sir, and the last “right” you want to be fucking around with like a hot falafel on Eid. I think you guys have enough problems over there as it is.
You may be familiar with the character Borat. He is an exaggerated personification of Middle Eastern stereotypes as held by the Western World. He’s humorous, and while he may have generated over 260 million dollars worldwide, he is very much a fictional character.
You may also be familiar with the characters of Hilary Clinton and Gloria Steinhem. While these “ladies” may seem like overly exaggerated stereotypes of barren and shrewish female horse-pigs, they are in fact real women. These women have been driving their entire lives.
Coincidence? I don’t think so.
I read about a television program you guys have called Amsha bint Ammash, where a woman wears a mustache and drives a cab around. Over here, we have a television program called Doogie Howser, where a 16 year-old is a brain surgeon. I think you’ll agree that some things are better left on television.
-Dick Masterson
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
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April 3rd, 2008 at 8:47 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
@Muzalon-totally agree and well stated.
April 3rd, 2008 at 8:54 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
The media is dominated by secular Jews and homosexuals with fucktons of money and as little sense as females - I think most of us here(who matter) agree it’s a powerful arm of this corrupt order that must be wiped out with our other enemies.
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:07 am - IP Man-Hash: 2a38f42fd8cbb
I guess I see the decline of american culture as being largely due to rampant materialism. Some of its promoted by the media, but I think a lot of it is when people just go out on Sunday drives and see nice neighborhoods, and wondering why they dont live there. Housing prices have gone up way over inflation–this must be supported by consumer demand, and this demand I think is because people are willing to sink more of their money into property to keep themselves and significant others happy in a time of continually rising expectations.
Ive met a lot of immigrant women in my work environment who are always unhappy–unhappy with their husbands, unhappy with the money they make, despite the fact they live reasonably comfortable lives. So even new immigrants are corrupted by the american over-inflated dreams.
And yes, obesity is a problem. Sure, I would love to consider women as potential partners based only on personality, but it just doesn’t work. Obesity just limits the number of potential dateable women out there–and because of the morbidity it generates, I suspect it may be the major driver of the health-care crises in america. We live in a spoiled-lazy-ass culture. We are fucked.
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:30 am - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
If they’re fat as fuck their personality clearly is flawed - unless lack of self control is a virtue now.
April 3rd, 2008 at 9:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 666508dec08b7
I’d also say that socialism is an underlying factor in our cultural problems. It’s been creeping in for the past several decades, a mentality that instead of working to get what you want in life, all you need to do is get free handouts from the government. Those who benefit from this mentality do whatever they can in order to keep the status quo. How many politicians are carrying on about how people in poverty are stuck in poverty, with no way out, and yet they offer no real solutions beyond that which will maintain the situation.
I saw something on the news a few weeks ago where a guy, just graduated from college, decided to put the American dream to the test. He randomly picked a city that he had no connections in, only brought the clothes on his back, a sleeping bag, and $25 in his pocket, and without relying on his college degree went to see if he could make it. He spent about 3 months in a homeless shelter, but within the year he had saved enough money to afford rent in a modest apartment, and had the means to build himself up.
I’m not saying that necessarily everyone can do what he did, barring certain life circumstances, but the idea of pride in being able to stand on your own two feet seems to be dissappearing from our society.
April 7th, 2008 at 10:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: e6ba0505713d8
who cares about a bunch of damn sand niggers.. let them do to their breed of women as they wish. they are not humans.
April 7th, 2008 at 10:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
All western women are racist, frigid whores. All women, especially Yankee, English, and Canadian females in particular, deserve to have sticks of dynamite stuffed into their cunts… the more the merrier!
April 10th, 2008 at 4:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 11c64851ed786
women behind wheels should be punished with cruesifiction and all you who say against should be tourtured, hanged, shot, burned och slaughtered with a touthstick.
Seriusly, women cant drive but so? why so serious, like its the end of the world!?
April 16th, 2008 at 8:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: ef617bf1944a6
PLEASE READ
All the stupidness on this site is enough ,but what caugh my attention is not Dick’s bullshit but the little line at the bottom of every page “Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson is proudly powered by WordPress and hosted at LTTech 1,642,966 Served. ”
I can not believe ,company’s like that whom also powers big name like :Yahoo and CNN ,also powers this idiot .
I will make it a personal business to let them know how about this website ,which calls to violence and hatered ,and everybody that feels like me should do the same .
April 17th, 2008 at 12:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 815f3775cf668
I agree with dick. DO NOT let the women drive over there.
And if you continue to keep women from driving, I may just move to saudi arabia… sand schmand… at least the whores over there know their place and its safer streets because they don’t drive.
~Manos.
April 18th, 2008 at 6:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 90850f55d960b
I agree that we women are horrible drivers, texting, talking on the phone, putting on those 20 lbs of fakeup and just generally being the bitches that we are, however, it would be hard for me to retain my job without being able to drive.
April 23rd, 2008 at 5:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411
What the hell do you mean? Everyone dies in your thoughts, I’m counting.
The prob. in the US may not be so much w/ the four wheel drive as w/ the mouth in gear when she gets behind the wheel:
“I only have drive right one time…when I run the f*** over!”
…Yeah, but she probably won’t get to work on time…again.
April 23rd, 2008 at 5:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411
Oh, no, no, no! If you gave a cursory glance to any of the femme rags pelted on the newstand lately, you’d see they’re hinting around that the fat is your fault, my friend!
Fat hormones are now being attributed to women doing too much and not getting enough sleep….they don’t come right out show a pic of a man on a couch in front of game, but they (being women, catching all the wrong hints at all the wrong time)…but the clothy-headed gender sees it anyways. Their remedy is practically you shaving your head, getting a big, gold Mr. Clean earing, and a litre to bear her around town.
April 23rd, 2008 at 6:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
It’s called cortisol and it applies to both sexes.
Every time you don’t get enough sleep and every time you “overwork” your muscles you have a worse effect than not working at out all.. as in the testosterone gets raped by coritsol.
April 27th, 2008 at 10:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: e6e0a716d8c3d
A great man once said this much:
“Louis, you know it’s illegal form women to drive.” - Peter Griffin
April 29th, 2008 at 10:47 am - IP Man-Hash: eb5368230dbea
Hey Dick,
I live in the UAE, and I don’t know if you already know this, but this country has the highest rate of traffic accidents in the world. Oh and you probably know this as well but Saudi Arabia and the UAE are very similar in almost everything except for one big thing…bitches can drive here.
You can imagine how bad the congestion is too, when half of the vehicles on the road are big ass SUV’s with one spoiled bitch in black behind every wheel. And believe me it’s very unlikely they’re going to work.
Thing is they don’t just shop, they’re fucking shopping junkies always going back and forth to a different one of the 10 malls scattered around the busiest locations in the city, desperately getting their fixes.
They got shit loads of money, no jobs, oh and no they’re not housewives either because the house maids literally do all the child raising….hmm so basically the only thing they contribute to the family is satisfying the libido of the husband…well at least one member of the family. Oh and for this loyal service they provide, they get shit loads of money to spend.
But gosh no I’m not trying to prove they are prostitutes…because prostitutes have got the slight bit of dignity in them not to be hypocritical about how they fuck for the cash.
April 29th, 2008 at 10:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 60b9632657c7c
That is manlarious. Well done, UAE.
-Dick
April 30th, 2008 at 12:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: a11091bc0bbc2
hi It’s Nora ,
although I’m a woman but I agree with some of your ideas against women, like driving…etc and men better than women in controlling a country for example because God created her in this way and created men stronger than women by physical appearance and his ability to control his emotions ..etc .
my point is that why you’re generalizing that all women are whores , I want to ask you a question ”Is your mother a whore ? ” you’ll definitely say ”NO”, I don’t know maybe in your country all women are whores but in Saudi Arabia maybe 20% of women or less are not good ones, and we don’t have women naked in streets like you looking for men just for money . Our morals set by our religion Isalm, by our God and Prophet Muhammed (peace be upon him) , as you know , you definitely know a little bit about our religion , our women covered up from head to toe in black and this is good point for..
By the way the car driving by women in our country is out of the question ,not after million years
PS: We respect your country please respect ours (for the members)
Please respond or just read it .
May 3rd, 2008 at 11:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 2a495e47f1263
hello remember me im back still hate women then hi dick hows it hanging just wanted you all to now i have remarried again and i have him under my control hes my bitch and its great
May 14th, 2008 at 4:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 5af46747e88f8
Anyone who has ever worked in the insurance industry will be able to tell you women have, and cause far more accidents than men. Its just that mens claims on the whole are larger. Therefore women make many more mistakes behind the wheel than men. Utterly shit drivers each and every one of them.