The Middle East Has Enough Problems As It Is
A women’s group in the Middle East is attempting to piss in the face of God this week by petitioning the king of Saudi Arabia for the driving rights they don’t deserve.
That’s right, the burning bra of feminism has torched itself all the way around the world. Women in Saudi Arabia want to drive.
I am writing this article as an open letter to King Abdullah (the king of Saudi Arabia) in hopes of stopping this catastrofuck of lady locomotion before it explodes all over the Middle East like ten nuclear bombs.
If you support this letter, show King Abdullah by signing below in the comments.
King Abdullah,
My name is Dick Masterson. I am a celebrated Man Coach and author of Men Are Better Than Women, a fine work of non-fiction that you can purchase in your local bookstore as of April 2008, or pre-order today through Amazon.com. It is a book of such masculine profundity that your camels will have goosebumps.
Sir, it has come to my attention that a band of progressive misfits and hooligans are attempting to bamboozle you into giving women the right to drive. Rest assured that your manly instincts in this matter are correct — as were those of your father and his father. Letting women drive is dangerous. It’s dangerous to life, and it’s dangerous to your way of life.
While 10% of Americans may not be able to point to your country on a map, 100% of Americans can point to a country who fucked up by giving women a number of rights they don’t deserve. That country rhymes with and also is “America”.
Driving is not a religious issue, sir. On that and only that do I agree with these groups of swindling activists. However, it is not a social issue as they claim it to be. Letting women on the road is a matter of public safety and national security.
Women on the road are more dangerous than cancer.
No cancer can hit you broadside at 60 miles per hour in a two thousand pound SUV. At least no cancer I’ve heard of, and I watch House MD reruns at least twice a day. I’ve heard of every type of cancer there is.
Just this month, a woman in Chicago killed her four kids by trying to race a train across the tracks. I don’t know if you guys have trains over there, but I hope you do because they’re awesome. They’re also deadly when women are behind the wheel.
Trains are just like divorces. Man always loses.
Women on the road are needless congestion.
Fact. If you allow women to drive, your roads will have ten times the cars on them as they do today. While men are working from 9 to 5, women are driving all over the place: shopping, shopping some more, getting their hair done. Women are so stupid and predictable that I bet they get their hair done over there in the Middle East even though they have to wear burkas at all times. Women are the same all over the globe, Your Majesty: dumb as Sea Monkeys.
The point is, when you let women drive, you’re giving them the power to vote. In this case, they get to “vote” on where they’re going. Voting is a slippery slope, sir, and the last “right” you want to be fucking around with like a hot falafel on Eid. I think you guys have enough problems over there as it is.
You may be familiar with the character Borat. He is an exaggerated personification of Middle Eastern stereotypes as held by the Western World. He’s humorous, and while he may have generated over 260 million dollars worldwide, he is very much a fictional character.
You may also be familiar with the characters of Hilary Clinton and Gloria Steinhem. While these “ladies” may seem like overly exaggerated stereotypes of barren and shrewish female horse-pigs, they are in fact real women. These women have been driving their entire lives.
Coincidence? I don’t think so.
I read about a television program you guys have called Amsha bint Ammash, where a woman wears a mustache and drives a cab around. Over here, we have a television program called Doogie Howser, where a 16 year-old is a brain surgeon. I think you’ll agree that some things are better left on television.
-Dick Masterson
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
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September 18th, 2007 at 11:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6a4d315fdc249
1st Agree… 1000%
September 18th, 2007 at 11:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2d695e8993ea6
That was wrong on so many levels, but I laughed my ass off anyway. Giving camels goosebumps; doing their hair and then having to wear burkas; overly exaggerated stereotypes of barren and shrewish female horse-pigs. Man, you’re funny.
September 19th, 2007 at 12:09 am - IP Man-Hash: c829467a955ad
Stationary bicycles are the only wheeled invention a woman should ever commandeer. They can be found at most rec centers and don’t require any licensing. I support this letter.
- Buddy Danger Cordova
September 19th, 2007 at 1:29 am - IP Man-Hash: 05f34db82d363
Signed!
September 19th, 2007 at 4:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 3c89cad8e43f3
Consider it signed, sir.
September 19th, 2007 at 4:43 am - IP Man-Hash: bd911c62f20e3
Signed XD
September 19th, 2007 at 5:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 663610db843b1
Indeed, signed.
September 19th, 2007 at 5:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 8df4b9656c70a
I’d like to know the number of car crashes in Saudi Arabia, where if only males can drive, then we will have a great indication of exactly how bad men are at it. Let’s compare this no doubt massive figure with the number of accidents committed by female drivers in another country with a similar number of residents.
Actually, let’s not bother, we don’t need math to tell us that men are better than women at being worse drivers.
September 19th, 2007 at 5:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 8df4b9656c70a
An elementary search with google reveals that the largest number of car accidents per capita in the world occur in Saudi Arabia. Who woulda thunk it?
The Saudi Kingdom decrees this is the fault of women who yell at men to suddenly stop when they see a dress in a shop window. Awww, of course.
Such genius.
September 19th, 2007 at 5:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
Signed. I’d like to see the number of Walmarts and strip-malls per capita in Saudi Arabia. The place has enough trouble as it is - the last thing we need is a group of feminist hog-bellies gnashing about how the abortion of male fetuses should be mandatory. Men are better than women.
Female, your insolence serves only as a reminder that girls are never able to face reality.
September 19th, 2007 at 5:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 8df4b9656c70a
We’re not talking about abortion, Doubt, can you face that reality? Did you even realise the reality of this thread? I don’t think so.
September 19th, 2007 at 5:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
Female’s argument: Driving habits in Saudi Arabia are bad, so let’s make them worse. Who gives a fuck about culture and tradition, feminists menstruate all over that shit already. If it doesn’t serve womyn or perceive little slack-jawed schoolgirls as superior to men in every conceivable way, out it goes. We can’t have our flip-flop clad sluts denied their right to bounce about shoving their titties around and accusing random men of sex crimes -as a suitable and reasonable punishment for daring to look at their cleavage a second too long AND not being in their appropriate sellout crowd- now, can we?
September 19th, 2007 at 5:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 8df4b9656c70a
This of course does not explain crashes that occur nowhere near shops, nor accidents that occur when women are not even in vehicles. However, rest assured, the latter can still be blamed on women. If women weren’t walking on the footpath fully clothed head to toe, then the man wouldn’t have been so distracted by her physical beauty and smashed the car.
Thank Allah, women are still at fault!
September 19th, 2007 at 5:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
If there’s one thing femmes are good at, it’s knowing when to gnash their horse teeth. It’s the shutting up part that they are still working on. I mean, sure it’s kinda wacky and crazy when a known slut can get an entire college team convicted, but in the end someone has to suffer the punishment for disobedience and stupidity of the cunt. Womyn’s privileges are the proclamation of male inferiority - even if they are too stupid to build their own culture and society. They did have only 200,000 years, you know - it was quite a rush, almost as if it never even happened.
Wouldn’t it be great if we tossed out anything that didn’t suit the feminist view, save all those nice Walmarts and all the things built by men.
September 19th, 2007 at 6:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
The Saudi authorities have something a feminist never will - a sense of humor. When all is said and done, that statement rings far more true than any of the claims of patriarchal oppression of womyn. And, undoubtedly, a screaming bitch-wife who watched a little too much television, upon which it occurs to her that a moving vehicle would be the perfect place to recant the pain of childbirth and the plight of PMS, probably would rank in the chief causes of accidents within the region.
At least they don’t have to worry about swinishly drunken whores slamming their cars into a mosque. And, I dunno, it may raise a little bit of tension when it is discovered that they were returning back to their hubbies to froth -from- a ladie’s night of free drinks and then some in the local klub.
September 19th, 2007 at 6:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
You are mistaken, furry Ozzy. Not being involved in accidents and being a good driver are not the same.
Women suck at driving.
- Eric Prydz presents Pryda - D.A.M.P.
September 19th, 2007 at 7:15 am - IP Man-Hash: b24fa70c8e643
Among other interesting things I have done, I was once a Driver Training Instructor for a State Police Force for several years. We created specialist, cream of the crop counter terrorist drivers out of standard Police Officers (obviously the one’s with demonstrated ability, and that had passed required pre-requisite advanced courses already).
We also Instructed on “routine” Police driver training courses which had a required standard of capability well in excess of any civilian “standards”.
I can assure everybody here that the best drivers were NEVER female. There’s plenty of technical reasons I could give you why the females never achieved much better than an “average” pass in lower courses, but it is sufficient to say they were demonstrably less capable than your regular male officers. Zero females obviously qualified for the higher standards required in specialist courses (like witness protection driving, and counter terrorist).
Females did usually achieve a satisfactory pass in the STANDARD courses, but they had to be constantly ridden by us. Their lack of endurance, and physical weakness were always a liability. I wouldn’t like to have to rely on them in an emergency situation, and I can tell you they always fucked up under pressure. They were indecisive and demonstrated poor spacial judgement and decision making ability under stress most of the time. This always held them down to only being able to pass the minimum qualification, less demanding courses.
It’s exactly this sort of incapability that gets you and your Police partner killed when bad shit is going down. While it may be fun to pretend you’re equal to a Man, in situations where your life is on the line that bullshit is just going to have to take a back seat. The school of reality says so.
Women Police officers might look pretty and smell nice, but at the end of the day I want someone who doesn’t need to explain why their fuckup got me injured or killed, and how sorry they are about it.
Women belong in the kitchen and bedroom, not in cars or boardrooms. The most dangerous machinery they should ever be allowed to operate is a hair dryer.
September 19th, 2007 at 8:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 27f4a1bafe7a4
Haha, @ Mansman! Very nice rebuttal!
Oh, and signed, Dick.
September 19th, 2007 at 8:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 0c5221ee9fc57
Well for the first time i don’t agree.. I don’t think women are to be kept in a cage, they just need to go to a fucking military school to get broken, formated and disciplined. But i do want my woman to go fetch beer at the local store while I’m enjoying the game on TV, so please let her drive :)
One thing I’d like to say, it’s gonna piss off a lot of people here but I’m a man so i take my responsibilities : If you don’t want your woman to shop, don’t give her money, if you don’t want your woman to cheat, don’t fuck some one else’s wife. Sorry.
September 19th, 2007 at 9:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 497a2bd14e918
I agree 100% Signed…and signed again.
September 19th, 2007 at 10:41 am - IP Man-Hash: cc1d350da2aab
signed.
September 19th, 2007 at 11:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 51c3ce7671a1a
Signed. Oh noes, she’s back.
September 19th, 2007 at 12:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: a1d0d57770ec9
Dick has my full support.
September 19th, 2007 at 1:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 45a19a6365772
Keep in mind the ensuing repercussions of such an action as evidenced by modern feminism. The right to drive - of course don’t revoke it in nations which have already litigated it, but moving on to new countries? I would like to see the numerous injustices and disparities suffered by males of the ‘first world’ (read: fat chicks and couch potatoes) to be revoked -as in abolishing ‘positive sexism’ in the thwarted public school system leached by our own economic prowess- before we extend the feminazi sphere of power.
The fact is, the right to drive and vote walk hand-in-hand. Then, it seems all cool and hip to place females in charge not in the name of expanding the workforce but for the fact that they are female.
The region is unstable enough, socially, politically, and economically, as a direct result of the direct intervention of Western culture. But now we want to stick our probe back in it and inject feminism? I say that equal rights for women will come in time, but what few areas provide societal power for men help to counter-balance the destructive effects of feminism in others.
China - forced, awkward rights for women. The result?
Women who were ’swept up’ from poverty by wealthier men given full reign of half of all possessions in a divorce settlement. Regardless of her birthing his children, if her premarital possessions were a hut and two carts, as well as various possessions awarded by her local suitors*, and his several factories - does she deserve half of his industry**? According to the courts, yes she does, along with custody of his children.
So yes, give feminism even more representation - even if it means forcing it on a society through brute strength. Wait, brute force isn’t feminine. Oh well, it’s their loss.
*Which she dropped at the drop of a hat out of true love for her hubby, in no way due to his arrival in an extended hummer
**Only to sell it back to him, in the process he accumulating enormous financial debt and having to scale back production. Female, take notes. He could run a number of heel factories - more expensive heels, you know. And for the humanists, a slice out of the benefits for his child laborers - as long as the heels make it to the feet of the ladies, who gives a shit?
September 19th, 2007 at 2:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 03b0a567e4a68
Female police officers look like dikes. That’s not cute or pretty.
September 19th, 2007 at 4:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9556f28351686
i would like to say taht im a BIG STUPID FUCKING COCK SUCKER LET ME SEARVE MY MAN MASTERS
September 19th, 2007 at 5:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: f222525bf0d49
I drove full time across the state of Illinois for 6 months. I put on 22,000 miles in half a year. I’ve seen scary shit. Driving mostly to suburbs and smaller towns, I’d see an “accident” almost everyday. The accident was putting a woman behind the wheel.
I had a a bitch rear end me in daddy’s brand new Toyota Prius. I’ve seen a woman make a left not during her right of way only to have her kids sent off in an ambulance. I’ve seen children standing bloody alongside a highway because some cunt can’t drive a SUV on dry pavement at 55 mph. She lost control and hit the median, it was a one car accident. This shit is ridiculous. The only place you cunts belong in a car is in the fucking passenger seat.
September 20th, 2007 at 4:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 663610db843b1
…um…ok… They teach spelling in grade-school anymore?
In any case, I hardly feel that female drivers are the root of the problem. I know that there are a blessed few women that do know what the round thingy coming out of the thingy with the shiny lights and stuff does.
Nobody seems to understand that it’s an Islamic country. It is NOT the western world, it is NOT America, and they do NOT have the same freedoms. It’s hard to wrap one’s head around that unless you have been there for a time (I raise my hand). It is a male-dominated country. This is the way it is, the way it’s going to be. Regardless of any material or proof-of-concept you can provide, it will stay that way.
It doesn’t matter if it is fair or not. It doesn’t matter if it upsets Americans. It doesn’t matter how many blogs people write. It doesn’t matter how many picket signs (and consequently, how many picketers get arrested) are thrown up. It is not a democracy, it is not a free country, it is not open for discussion and thats bloody it.
Regardless of who disagrees with why the ban is in place, it is in place for a reason. Don’t like the reasons? Tough. It’s Saudi Arabia, and they arn’t free to oppose it. That’s life.
September 20th, 2007 at 4:32 am - IP Man-Hash: 8df4b9656c70a
Yes it does. And if you were a woman of any nationality you may see it a little differently.
September 20th, 2007 at 4:57 am - IP Man-Hash: b24fa70c8e643
Not if you knew your place.
September 20th, 2007 at 5:03 am - IP Man-Hash: c41fe27e96c6a
I guess female is right. I would be more upset over not being able to drive than anything. Forget about being able to be stoned to death for showing a little leg.
September 20th, 2007 at 8:20 am - IP Man-Hash: 0aa5087643b48
Mike has a point, they seem to have bigger worries. And I know the reason why the middle east has so many accidents because most of the area doesn’t even give out licenses, and there’s few if any road signs or posted speed limits. The only rule they really have is drive on the right side of the road.
Anyway, signed.
September 20th, 2007 at 9:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 833048fa5b38f
Signed.
Women don’t need to drive OR vote OR clutter up our workplaces. Gossiping bitches who turn everything into a catty pissing match.
God designed women to have babies. Period. They are happier making babies and swapping recipes. And the men are happier, too.
September 21st, 2007 at 11:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 2c8448dad3d5f
Oh, look. Mantruth.
September 22nd, 2007 at 1:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
*laughs at all the stupid “manly” men* manly my ass….you are all a bunch of whine-baby-bitches :)
September 22nd, 2007 at 5:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
But you are a girl. What would you know, stupid cockmongler?
September 22nd, 2007 at 5:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
cockmongler? now thats an interesting word :D what would i know? well if im a girl…and since you are all convinced of our horribleness ….then i should know a whine-baby-bitch when i see one(or at least see what they type:D)
September 23rd, 2007 at 11:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 21124a4ffe241
this is the one good thing i can see in islam , the fact that they keep their noisy whiny whimpery sniviling beyatches under control… if they allow them to drive every advance they have made will be for nothing…
hell , we won’t even need to leave troops in the middle east , once the beyatches are driving they will be extict within a generation…
September 23rd, 2007 at 11:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 21124a4ffe241
opps , i should have typed ‘extinct’… oh well…
September 23rd, 2007 at 11:15 am - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
redeux….that was the most (un)genious thing ive heard from any male…most of these men are educated know how to speak (beyatches?) and very smart…especially with their words…you are disappointing to their reputations…that was a very uneducated response….
beyatches…oh my what is this world coming to…
adam sandler: i want to grow old with you
September 23rd, 2007 at 2:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: ef4a56e24a723
ah , sorry , to many juves on too many boards results in my talking down to their level…
still , i stand by my self-extinction comment , i’ve seen how the students from UAE/SA drive here in the states , i can only imagine the inevitable carnage over there…
September 23rd, 2007 at 2:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
Mmm, trust me redeux, the men here have a need for speed the same as females do, which causes them to drive on the opposite side of the road at times…And we mustn’t forget Californians…holy snitzel cakes, californians of either sex need to learn how to drive.
Movie: Date Movie
September 24th, 2007 at 7:01 am - IP Man-Hash: aa16b7687cc97
Hey Dick, you’re right (as always). Only those over 21 and male have the right to vote in Saudi Arabia. Now that is beautiful!
September 24th, 2007 at 7:03 am - IP Man-Hash: aa16b7687cc97
Pity it’s literally the only country in the world with such a wonderful system, however..
See here:
xhttps://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/fields/21 23.html
September 24th, 2007 at 10:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4145f492dd429
you’re all sad and I laugh at every single one of you, I come to this web site to read how ignorant both men and women are haha, everybody deserves rights, we are all human
September 25th, 2007 at 12:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 3f9d7dcd066f3
Its a good thing that I don’t rule the world, because the first thing I would take away, is the uneducated and illiterates right to vote. You would have to prove that you can actually understand what voting IS before you could do it. Case in point: Chelsea. What a class act. This is the end result of the “modern educational system”? Somebody give me my tax money back, I can’t believe it went to pay for shit like this. Do you actually have a POINT to all of this?
They don’t let women drive in Saudi Arabia, because they don’t have a DEMOCRATIC system of government. The people don’t make decisions for themselves (if thats what you want to call the current corrupt process) someone makes decisions for the people genius. The chinese called it the mandate of heaven, you should look it up sometime now that I have spelt it out for you. Try “reeding a litul biit” before you open your insolent mouth.
-Strength and Honor-
September 25th, 2007 at 3:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 19cb50505fa07
Feelings mutual.
September 25th, 2007 at 4:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 2385f3847dc8b
You have the right to remain silent…
September 25th, 2007 at 5:36 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d589b37beaa5
You know.. Chelsea is one of the greats in english football. I am a Man Utd fan but stll, Chelsea epitomise manly class. Please dont disgrace the club or what it represents with your tirade of horseshit.
We all know the reason why Chelsea is one of the greats… Its a man team… playing a manly game.
September 25th, 2007 at 9:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 19cb50505fa07
Parents probably named her that so she wouldn’t end up a failure.
Nice work.
September 25th, 2007 at 11:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: b26ec5669cf4e
WOMEN DRIVE IN THE U.S?! WTF…HERE THERE’S NO LAW PROHIBITTING THE FUCKING CUNTS FROM DRIVING, BUT THERE IS AN UNWRITTEN LAW THAT A WOMAN WHO TRIES TO DRIVE GETS THE SHIT BEATEN OUT OF HER BY HER FATHER/HUSBAND/SON/BROTHER/UNCLE…
P Coderch
September 25th, 2007 at 11:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
Right. Unwritten law. And son. You’d beat up your own mother.
See, this isn’t us. This is PC.
And, of course, do not hesitate to continue your ever-so eloquent death threats against Wolfe. God knows we can’t tolerate free speech.
If you really are a guy, you can see where we get kind of confused. Overall, you place yourself up with the cunts with your permissive resorts to violence and biased, unsupported, and offensive opinions.
You’re as welcome here as any other sassy teenage slut. And no, typing “ILL KILL YOU IM A BOUY” does not scare us into agreeing with your unquestionable masculinity.
September 25th, 2007 at 11:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
Dick, I enjoy laughing at stupid cunts as much as the next red-blooded man, but I’d understand if you were to ban PC’s ip-range after one-too-many requests for off-line information.
We all know that one or two vocal shims giving gurlz high-paying token positions for having a nicely bloated chest does not account for the majority of the man-world (or should I say world?)
September 26th, 2007 at 12:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 36259b020b870
What a farce. Theres also an unspoken code of conduct that deals with loudmouths.
-Strength and Honor-
September 26th, 2007 at 7:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 31c368a22a35b
I agree. Signed
September 26th, 2007 at 2:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: b26ec5669cf4e
What a farce. Theres also an unspoken code of conduct that deals with loudmouths.
-Strength and Honor-
“Yawn”.
P Coderch
September 26th, 2007 at 2:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: b26ec5669cf4e
what are you going to do about it? Answer: nothing. You’ll just run a way with your tail between your legs.
P Coderch
September 26th, 2007 at 8:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 510ea78f5e3c3
your writing and abilities have shown once again bravo and i would like to see a encore performance.
September 26th, 2007 at 8:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: 416d008f5848a
-yawn-
September 29th, 2007 at 1:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: c0a3b1e3306ea
I have always said that there are 3 things a woman should not be allowed to do.
1. Drive….I don’t think I need to go into detail about this one as it has already been done for me.
2. Play golf. At least you can overtake women drivers but have you ever been behind a womens’ 4-ball on a sunday morning? Jeez, man….I could sit next to a golf ball and fart and it would go further than a woman could hit it in 3 attempts. Play through them? You’re ‘aving a bubble!! (Bubble = bubble bath = laff (laugh)….sorry, you just gotta be English for that one.
3. Talk. Oh what bliss that would be…..almost Utopia!
December 20th, 2007 at 3:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
Women in the Middle East can be burned and beaten if the husband simply think that she is cheating.
Women make good drivers, not all women drive well, just as not all men drive well.
But women are still able to drive just as well, and in certain cases better.
January 1st, 2008 at 9:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4d198dde2a74a
The difference is, we can actually handle our wheels.
January 26th, 2008 at 1:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5f0c292d4a90b
if you think this way, why don’t you jusr be gay.
i’m sure the author of that book had never had a relationship with a woman.
like what is your point of this message
do do more emotional damage to single mother
the reason why they are single is because of men
January 26th, 2008 at 1:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
You are a stock whore. Another shit-smeared overpriced fuck-box of used goods. For being stupid, you get pushed off the boat. On to your identity:
It really is ridiculous that you fail to see such blindingly obvious FACTS. Not opinions, little bitch, FACTS. We differ on our political views, but this is like the fact that the earth is round - you can’t make a logical argument against it. I mean, I know that you think you know a lot - you’re basically too stupid or too self-obsessed to step back and see how mediocre you are - but really, you can’t see how absurd it is for some platform-sandal-wearing 17-year-old schoolgirl to talk about manhood and masculinity as though she knows shit about anything outside of her sheltered existence? You aren’t funny. You don’t ‘rib’ people, you just piss them off with your lame, overused small dick jokes. You notice how your audience isn’t cheering for you? There are many different people here from many different backgrounds, and even differing political views. However, we share the fact that we are well-educated in our opinions - hence the only way you, in your ignorance, know to counter them is to devolve a logical argument into a series of childish insults. You then proceed to contradict yourself by attacking our maturity and once again using ignorance as an excuse for cruelty. Do you notice how no one seems to learn anything about themselves from your own emotional beliefs about them, and yet they seem to learn so much about you? According to you, I am homosexual, I am homosexual because I feel that society treats homosexual men better than straight men, have small genitalia, wish I was a girl to the same extent that you wish you were a man, I am mentally inferior to you, and have never had any positive sexual experience whatsoever in a single day of my life. You do not devote a single sentence of explanation to back up those claims. However, I know that you sound just like the other stupid whores who pester us on our site. You are emotional, vacant, and impatient. When I say you are emotional, I mean that you rarely use logic in your thinking but rather use the same type of egotistical viewpoint a three-year-old uses. You are also self-obsessed and boastful, both flaws of the character. You frequently flaunt your self-proclaimed superiority and achievements as backing for your illogical personal attacks. Of course, those are just a few of the observations about you. Pretty much, you have every negative personality trait I can think of at the moment. You have probably suggested suicide to someone not as a joke, but rather as just a vacant uttering of your own selfishness. I mean, if you don’t like one thing about him, what right does he have to live? However, you undoubtedly frequently threaten personal bodily harm to those who can not help but to unconditionally love you in one form or another. Perhaps through your promiscuity, the vacant, attention-whoring way you dress, or your excessive compensation of your body and the current social privileges allowed for short, effeminate little girly-girls for actual wit and talent. You also undoubtedly find your sexual habits define very much about who you are. If you are a virgin, your stress it indefinitely, as though not putting out after being paid to do so somehow makes you superior in mind and body than a girl who upholds her promise. If you dress like you want to be fucked, you’d better be planning on getting fucked tonight. Otherwise, you’re just teasing and manipulating men who, through social conditioning, have been taught to believe that some ungrateful whore like you is all they have to settle for. And then you bitches complain about men stalking you. Really… and is the whole ‘convince men that they are a