The Middle East Has Enough Problems As It Is
A women’s group in the Middle East is attempting to piss in the face of God this week by petitioning the king of Saudi Arabia for the driving rights they don’t deserve.
That’s right, the burning bra of feminism has torched itself all the way around the world. Women in Saudi Arabia want to drive.
I am writing this article as an open letter to King Abdullah (the king of Saudi Arabia) in hopes of stopping this catastrofuck of lady locomotion before it explodes all over the Middle East like ten nuclear bombs.
If you support this letter, show King Abdullah by signing below in the comments.
King Abdullah,
My name is Dick Masterson. I am a celebrated Man Coach and author of Men Are Better Than Women, a fine work of non-fiction that you can purchase in your local bookstore as of April 2008, or pre-order today through Amazon.com. It is a book of such masculine profundity that your camels will have goosebumps.
Sir, it has come to my attention that a band of progressive misfits and hooligans are attempting to bamboozle you into giving women the right to drive. Rest assured that your manly instincts in this matter are correct — as were those of your father and his father. Letting women drive is dangerous. It’s dangerous to life, and it’s dangerous to your way of life.
While 10% of Americans may not be able to point to your country on a map, 100% of Americans can point to a country who fucked up by giving women a number of rights they don’t deserve. That country rhymes with and also is “America”.
Driving is not a religious issue, sir. On that and only that do I agree with these groups of swindling activists. However, it is not a social issue as they claim it to be. Letting women on the road is a matter of public safety and national security.
Women on the road are more dangerous than cancer.
No cancer can hit you broadside at 60 miles per hour in a two thousand pound SUV. At least no cancer I’ve heard of, and I watch House MD reruns at least twice a day. I’ve heard of every type of cancer there is.
Just this month, a woman in Chicago killed her four kids by trying to race a train across the tracks. I don’t know if you guys have trains over there, but I hope you do because they’re awesome. They’re also deadly when women are behind the wheel.
Trains are just like divorces. Man always loses.
Women on the road are needless congestion.
Fact. If you allow women to drive, your roads will have ten times the cars on them as they do today. While men are working from 9 to 5, women are driving all over the place: shopping, shopping some more, getting their hair done. Women are so stupid and predictable that I bet they get their hair done over there in the Middle East even though they have to wear burkas at all times. Women are the same all over the globe, Your Majesty: dumb as Sea Monkeys.
The point is, when you let women drive, you’re giving them the power to vote. In this case, they get to “vote” on where they’re going. Voting is a slippery slope, sir, and the last “right” you want to be fucking around with like a hot falafel on Eid. I think you guys have enough problems over there as it is.
You may be familiar with the character Borat. He is an exaggerated personification of Middle Eastern stereotypes as held by the Western World. He’s humorous, and while he may have generated over 260 million dollars worldwide, he is very much a fictional character.
You may also be familiar with the characters of Hilary Clinton and Gloria Steinhem. While these “ladies” may seem like overly exaggerated stereotypes of barren and shrewish female horse-pigs, they are in fact real women. These women have been driving their entire lives.
Coincidence? I don’t think so.
I read about a television program you guys have called Amsha bint Ammash, where a woman wears a mustache and drives a cab around. Over here, we have a television program called Doogie Howser, where a 16 year-old is a brain surgeon. I think you’ll agree that some things are better left on television.
-Dick Masterson
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
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April 2nd, 2008 at 9:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
By the way, I am immature and I need advice from manhole to keep me out of jail. I don’t know I need it, but I need it because without a white suburban female’s insight into greater society, I might very well be left with my life-experience.
Really, though, read through the bolded parts. Feminism is not a part of the Civil Rights Movement and all feminists are bigots and racists.
“A noteworthy example of the Court’s diffidence on this issue is Maxwell v. Bishop (1970). Maxwell, a black male, received a death sentence from an Arkansas jury for the nonfatal rape of a white woman. The case received particular attention because Maxwell’s attorneys supported with statistical evidence their claim that Maxwell’s death sentence was part of a racially discriminatory pattern. They first offered data showing that, nationwide, 89 percent of the defendants who were executed for the crime of rape between 1930 and 1962 were black.”
- http://www.answers.com/topic/race-discrimination-and-the-death-penalty ?cat=biz-fin
Feminism in its current form has been around for longer than you might think - it’s just taken on different forms; Nazism, censorship, etc.; it’s all about externalizing blame and quite literally is more trouble than it’s worth.
http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/wutafaggot.txt
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:04 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
@Doubt–do most young men about you chant about raping women? Would you even find a male friend that would say that he would not interfere with a rape–eg, a woman screaming as she’s being raped with her closed ripped off, so that it was obvious she really was being raped? If you feel differently about this, then how most of the regular guys about you think about it, then you may want to consider how you think of things yourself. Maybe you should consider the possibility that out of anger, your views are extreme, are not realistic, and could seriously hurt other people that do not deserve to be hurt, if you acted on your extreme views.
I wish I was a suburban female–my life would be a heck of a lot easier. I’m a regular guy with a job, trying to do his best in this world. Im not sure there is a god but I know as men this is what we are supposed to do.
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:46 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
I love it when they think.
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
That’s why manhole keeps changing locations - she’s a regular guy with a legit job with nothing to hide.
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 682afed3f82ca
Can’t wait to see how the next set of women skip all over the racist thing just to say he deserved it. Who wants to bet she just said she was raped to keep the husband from killing her?
April 2nd, 2008 at 12:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Manhole is the biggest passionless faggot to ever interlope before these great halls.
He actually believes because he maintains employment and nothing more, he’s got a reason to speak here.
You’re as happy in mediocrity as a female parasite, hence your parallel views. Why don’t you give in and marry some cunt with a hot package who lets you test drive it for 5 minutes a week before you inevitable shoot off early, and extend your work week to 80 hours to further expend her “habits”.. cocaine, alcohol, pills, plastic surgery, and a car the man who pounds it every time she ‘goes out with the girls’.
You are the past. You are of zero importance. Power without passion is impotent. All who follow the golden path will empower themselves beyond belief, and sheep who block the path of lions will certainly be predated.
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
I doubt if Ill ever get married. It does not matter whether your an alpha, beta, gamma, whatever, as long as you do your job well. If you lucky enough to have a job that is disproportionately valued in society than you will make a lot of money at it. I see these “rules” as incontrivertable facts.
You know, Darth, maybe you should add some higher brain functions to your world view instead of restricting yourself to the pathetically predictable and inhumane tenets of social darwinism. Thats what dumb people do. Why don’t you be an alpha and lead others such that you and they benefit? That is the challenge before you, if you can handle it. Can you?
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Manhole I’m sure when you get the wealth you pathetically strive for you’ll buy a wife - after all the feminist movement has made sure the attractive of females go to the highest bidder. But you keep banging your head against the church bench of judeo-capitalism and pretending all the gold in the world makes you an alpha.
On leading I don’t require your tutiledge I assure you. You couldn’t lead your way out of a condom wrapper. But I promise to use my gift to benefit the many - although I find it doubtful you and the estrogen hive of the world will find the end product appealing.
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
In fact your wrong. I’ll never buy a wife. Its what my brother did, and, what my dad did. Yes, my mother was bought, I admit it. But that’s something I will never do. Why? Because I want to be sure I can find someone that loves me. I would rather be alone than to buy a wife. One great thing about this site is that I have been able to get focus on this issue.
Thinking goodness is gold is consistent with judeo/christian thought but is also consistent with the enlightenment, which seems to be something you never went through. You want to lead warriors into battle–yes, I guess that what an alpha male did in 1060 AD. Not today. An alpha male on a grand scale are individuals like Ghandi, Abraham Lincoln, Jonas Salk–leaders than helped millions of lives in a positive way, not leading to the death of a gender. I’ll be happy to see you do in on a small scale: form a company, employ people and give them better than average salaries–and, on top of that, after you clearly helped others without hurting, live in modesty. Thats an alpha male. Lets see you do it. If you can, then you’ve beaten me. Good for you.
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: b79ca1f31f6db
Exactly… What is the point in waiting until you are on top of your game to find a partner?
Someone who loves you when you’re struggling will stick it out with you… The trophy wife will only be there for the harvest…as long as that lasts….
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:28 pm - IP Man-Hash: 271ca43bb0c55
Because most Anglo-American women are singularly uninterested in ’struggling’ guys. Women of quality are in very short supply.
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a074b6031993
I completely agree.
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:41 pm - IP Man-Hash: b79ca1f31f6db
I disagree. There are loads of women out there who want to partner up, but you have to look in the right places. You won’t find them tarted up on the dancefloor. They are just your normal women, into their own thing wanting to meet a nice guy who doesn’t buy into all that materialistic stuff. Come on. The need for companionship goes deeper than money.
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
Get back into the kitchen where you belong, agentofsexualfrigidity. I suggest you keep your trite platitudes and delusional PC rhetoric to yourself.
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:16 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Free Agent of Desire is unsigned for a reason. Unattractive pudges have to be compassionate as they have no other mating strategy. My dipshit cousin married one before he went to war and now he’s stuck with the same treachorous money grubbing type all women are underneath.. but without any of the outer candy.
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: b79ca1f31f6db
Hello ther CS. Glad you dropped in. Also glad you’ve been brief your post.
It may be hard for you to cope with the fact that the world spins on loving relationships and that you just have to look in jealously, but it doesn’t change the reality.
I hope that you can take part soon!!!
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: d653cff06dec4
Oh look our Commander is here, just in time to see Mangina delude himself by by crying that walking hollows who start commerce ventures are “alpha males”.
Far be it for evolutionary biology to get in the way of manhole’s fantasms.
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a074b6031993
Agents: there was recently a paper published in the Proceedings of the National Academy Sciences, USA. Basically what the researches found was that before a speed dating event, women and men suggested they wanted in a mate was somebody like themselves–the PC based theory of attraction. After the event, the researches found that men tended to want to date women above a certain level of attractiveness, and that women based there selections on their perceived level of attractivness compared to other women (reference are ealier skirmish). In other words, the hotter they thought they were, the more selective they became.
I believe its difficult for men and women to break the thrall of evolutionary-honed instinct. Feminism is frustrating–men feel that women want to fool us with the like attacts like hypothesis but we know better. I think men are angry in part because many men feel that if women want to keep the instinctual basis of attraction then they also better want to stay in the kitchen. I dont feel this way, and Im still refining my views in this issue.
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a074b6031993
Stop acting like a pussy and debate like a man. Heres your chance.
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: b79ca1f31f6db
SOTS. It may be hard for you to fathom, but outer appearance has no relationship with inner worth. The way you treat others is nothing to do with whether you are ‘pudgy’ or not. Although to be fair I quite like a bit of pudginess…its cuddly. And as far as mating strategy goes.. When you have a sexual power that knocks people to the floor, a person doesn’t have to depend on one.
Being decent is down to the individual. Although suffice it to say that your hatred for the human race is probably causing some ugly expressions on your face…