The Middle East Has Enough Problems As It Is
A women’s group in the Middle East is attempting to piss in the face of God this week by petitioning the king of Saudi Arabia for the driving rights they don’t deserve.
That’s right, the burning bra of feminism has torched itself all the way around the world. Women in Saudi Arabia want to drive.
I am writing this article as an open letter to King Abdullah (the king of Saudi Arabia) in hopes of stopping this catastrofuck of lady locomotion before it explodes all over the Middle East like ten nuclear bombs.
If you support this letter, show King Abdullah by signing below in the comments.
King Abdullah,
My name is Dick Masterson. I am a celebrated Man Coach and author of Men Are Better Than Women, a fine work of non-fiction that you can purchase in your local bookstore as of April 2008, or pre-order today through Amazon.com. It is a book of such masculine profundity that your camels will have goosebumps.
Sir, it has come to my attention that a band of progressive misfits and hooligans are attempting to bamboozle you into giving women the right to drive. Rest assured that your manly instincts in this matter are correct — as were those of your father and his father. Letting women drive is dangerous. It’s dangerous to life, and it’s dangerous to your way of life.
While 10% of Americans may not be able to point to your country on a map, 100% of Americans can point to a country who fucked up by giving women a number of rights they don’t deserve. That country rhymes with and also is “America”.
Driving is not a religious issue, sir. On that and only that do I agree with these groups of swindling activists. However, it is not a social issue as they claim it to be. Letting women on the road is a matter of public safety and national security.
Women on the road are more dangerous than cancer.
No cancer can hit you broadside at 60 miles per hour in a two thousand pound SUV. At least no cancer I’ve heard of, and I watch House MD reruns at least twice a day. I’ve heard of every type of cancer there is.
Just this month, a woman in Chicago killed her four kids by trying to race a train across the tracks. I don’t know if you guys have trains over there, but I hope you do because they’re awesome. They’re also deadly when women are behind the wheel.
Trains are just like divorces. Man always loses.
Women on the road are needless congestion.
Fact. If you allow women to drive, your roads will have ten times the cars on them as they do today. While men are working from 9 to 5, women are driving all over the place: shopping, shopping some more, getting their hair done. Women are so stupid and predictable that I bet they get their hair done over there in the Middle East even though they have to wear burkas at all times. Women are the same all over the globe, Your Majesty: dumb as Sea Monkeys.
The point is, when you let women drive, you’re giving them the power to vote. In this case, they get to “vote” on where they’re going. Voting is a slippery slope, sir, and the last “right” you want to be fucking around with like a hot falafel on Eid. I think you guys have enough problems over there as it is.
You may be familiar with the character Borat. He is an exaggerated personification of Middle Eastern stereotypes as held by the Western World. He’s humorous, and while he may have generated over 260 million dollars worldwide, he is very much a fictional character.
You may also be familiar with the characters of Hilary Clinton and Gloria Steinhem. While these “ladies” may seem like overly exaggerated stereotypes of barren and shrewish female horse-pigs, they are in fact real women. These women have been driving their entire lives.
Coincidence? I don’t think so.
I read about a television program you guys have called Amsha bint Ammash, where a woman wears a mustache and drives a cab around. Over here, we have a television program called Doogie Howser, where a 16 year-old is a brain surgeon. I think you’ll agree that some things are better left on television.
-Dick Masterson
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
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@Doubt–do most young men about you chant about raping women? Would you even find a male friend that would say that he would not interfere with a rape–eg, a woman screaming as she’s being raped with her closed ripped off, so that it was obvious she really was being raped? If you feel differently about this, then how most of the regular guys about you think about it, then you may want to consider how you think of things yourself. Maybe you should consider the possibility that out of anger, your views are extreme, are not realistic, and could seriously hurt other people that do not deserve to be hurt, if you acted on your extreme views.
I wish I was a suburban female–my life would be a heck of a lot easier. I’m a regular guy with a job, trying to do his best in this world. Im not sure there is a god but I know as men this is what we are supposed to do.
By the way, I am immature and I need advice from manhole to keep me out of jail. I don’t know I need it, but I need it because without a white suburban female’s insight into greater society, I might very well be left with my life-experience.
Really, though, read through the bolded parts. Feminism is not a part of the Civil Rights Movement and all feminists are bigots and racists.
“A noteworthy example of the Court’s diffidence on this issue is Maxwell v. Bishop (1970). Maxwell, a black male, received a death sentence from an Arkansas jury for the nonfatal rape of a white woman. The case received particular attention because Maxwell’s attorneys supported with statistical evidence their claim that Maxwell’s death sentence was part of a racially discriminatory pattern. They first offered data showing that, nationwide, 89 percent of the defendants who were executed for the crime of rape between 1930 and 1962 were black.”
- http://www.answers.com/topic/race-discrimination-and-the-death-penalty ?cat=biz-fin
Feminism in its current form has been around for longer than you might think - it’s just taken on different forms; Nazism, censorship, etc.; it’s all about externalizing blame and quite literally is more trouble than it’s worth.
http://salmonofdoubt.110mb.com/wutafaggot.txt
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That’s rich. So this is what we’re up against - interesting. And they wonder why we never answer their stupid questions; we just make fun of them.
Just out of curiosity, are you actually going to make an attempt to send this to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia, getting him to read this with his very own eyes?
I find many of your rants interesting, however pitiful. Do I agree that most women will cheat? Sure I do. I believe most people will cheat, have cheated or currently are cheating. However, I’d argue in the matter of women hating sex, simply because I myself love it. I am an attractive young woman who lusts after her partner - and I have done for nearly 6 years now.
My point is not that matter, however.
It is simply that while many posts are funny, weak, whatever - a post encouraging the Muslims in ANY way, joke or not, is not at all a good thing. These excuses for life are disgusting creatures - and no, not because they are assholes who think it’s ok to beat women and worship Mohammad, the child rapist - but because they worship a god who tells them to kill every non Muslim. Including yourself.
I doubt I shall post again, or even check back here to see if anyone has responded, but I must say, you really shouldn’t claim all women are cheating, sex hating people.
I’m sure you already know that though and is a ploy for attention. Good luck to you.
That’s a lot of projecting you’re doing little kiddo. Come back when you’ve grown up a bit and have settled the issues with your homosexuality, okay? Just because you hate yourself for being gay is not a reason to insult other people by calling them gay.
Wow, you wrote quite a pointless long response to Catherine when she questioned your sexual orientation..and you say women are the only ones who can not stop running their mouths, ironic eh?!
You wrote so much I got bored of hearing the same thing about women this , women that. YAWN..you bitch like a pussy too.
I agree with Catherine that you should go gay. I think that would be the manliest thing for you to do. I mean if you’re so sick of females and find all possible flaws in them why don’t you fuck a nice piece of MANLY ass? It’ll make you seem manlier too, admire the queers don’t ya?
Why “breed” with these lowly creatures who contribute nothing to society therefore contribute none of your MANLY genes to the offspring?
Hmm why?
Hey? Wasn’t your mom a woman too? Didn’t she pop you out of her? Hell if i was your dad I would have left too knowing i’d have a kid like you.
but where’s the appreciation for the woman who gave birth to you?
Let me tell you right up, that is not true. I have been driving a 4 wheeler and motor bike since I was 10 and I’m better at driving than all my friends. I know Ill be an excelent driver, and I think that my friends will be ok as well.
YOU WERE ABUSED AS A CHILD WERENT YA DOUBT?
You are a stock whore. Another shit-smeared overpriced fuck-box of used goods. For being stupid, you get pushed off the boat. On to your identity:
It really is ridiculous that you fail to see such blindingly obvious FACTS. Not opinions, little bitch, FACTS. We differ on our political views, but this is like the fact that the earth is round - you can’t make a logical argument against it. I mean, I know that you think you know a lot - you’re basically too stupid or too self-obsessed to step back and see how mediocre you are - but really, you can’t see how absurd it is for some platform-sandal-wearing 17-year-old schoolgirl to talk about manhood and masculinity as though she knows shit about anything outside of her sheltered existence? You aren’t funny. You don’t ‘rib’ people, you just piss them off with your lame, overused small dick jokes. You notice how your audience isn’t cheering for you? There are many different people here from many different backgrounds, and even differing political views. However, we share the fact that we are well-educated in our opinions - hence the only way you, in your ignorance, know to counter them is to devolve a logical argument into a series of childish insults. You then proceed to contradict yourself by attacking our maturity and once again using ignorance as an excuse for cruelty. Do you notice how no one seems to learn anything about themselves from your own emotional beliefs about them, and yet they seem to learn so much about you? According to you, I am homosexual, I am homosexual because I feel that society treats homosexual men better than straight men, have small genitalia, wish I was a girl to the same extent that you wish you were a man, I am mentally inferior to you, and have never had any positive sexual experience whatsoever in a single day of my life. You do not devote a single sentence of explanation to back up those claims. However, I know that you sound just like the other stupid whores who pester us on our site. You are emotional, vacant, and impatient. When I say you are emotional, I mean that you rarely use logic in your thinking but rather use the same type of egotistical viewpoint a three-year-old uses. You are also self-obsessed and boastful, both flaws of the character. You frequently flaunt your self-proclaimed superiority and achievements as backing for your illogical personal attacks. Of course, those are just a few of the observations about you. Pretty much, you have every negative personality trait I can think of at the moment. You have probably suggested suicide to someone not as a joke, but rather as just a vacant uttering of your own selfishness. I mean, if you don’t like one thing about him, what right does he have to live? However, you undoubtedly frequently threaten personal bodily harm to those who can not help but to unconditionally love you in one form or another. Perhaps through your promiscuity, the vacant, attention-whoring way you dress, or your excessive compensation of your body and the current social privileges allowed for short, effeminate little girly-girls for actual wit and talent. You also undoubtedly find your sexual habits define very much about who you are. If you are a virgin, your stress it indefinitely, as though not putting out after being paid to do so somehow makes you superior in mind and body than a girl who upholds her promise. If you dress like you want to be fucked, you’d better be planning on getting fucked tonight. Otherwise, you’re just teasing and manipulating men who, through social conditioning, have been taught to believe that some ungrateful whore like you is all they have to settle for. And then you bitches complain about men stalking you. Really… and is the whole ‘convince men that they are already rapists’ mentality working out so well for you little girls? I mean, if we’re already damned beyond salvation, then we’ll most certainly straighten our act out. Typical feminist brilliance at its shittiest.
if you think this way, why don’t you jusr be gay.
i’m sure the author of that book had never had a relationship with a woman.
like what is your point of this message
do do more emotional damage to single mother
the reason why they are single is because of men
The difference is, we can actually handle our wheels.
Women in the Middle East can be burned and beaten if the husband simply think that she is cheating.
Women make good drivers, not all women drive well, just as not all men drive well.
But women are still able to drive just as well, and in certain cases better.
I have always said that there are 3 things a woman should not be allowed to do.
1. Drive….I don’t think I need to go into detail about this one as it has already been done for me.
2. Play golf. At least you can overtake women drivers but have you ever been behind a womens’ 4-ball on a sunday morning? Jeez, man….I could sit next to a golf ball and fart and it would go further than a woman could hit it in 3 attempts. Play through them? You’re ‘aving a bubble!! (Bubble = bubble bath = laff (laugh)….sorry, you just gotta be English for that one.
3. Talk. Oh what bliss that would be…..almost Utopia!
-yawn-
your writing and abilities have shown once again bravo and i would like to see a encore performance.
what are you going to do about it? Answer: nothing. You’ll just run a way with your tail between your legs.
P Coderch
What a farce. Theres also an unspoken code of conduct that deals with loudmouths.
-Strength and Honor-
“Yawn”.
P Coderch
I agree. Signed
What a farce. Theres also an unspoken code of conduct that deals with loudmouths.
-Strength and Honor-