Oprah Knows Shit About Shit
I was walking through an airport recently and I saw the following headline on a shitty magazine:
“What do Men Really Think About Boob Jobs?”
I was filled with dismay. Of course a question like this wouldn’t be on a men’s magazine. First of all, men’s magazines don’t phrase their headlines so fucking stupidly. What do men really think about boob jobs? I don’t know, why the fuck don’t you just say what they think on the front so I actually give a shit about reading the why’s and how’s. That’s called marketing, you fucks.
But that’s not the way it was. This was Oprah.
I’ll tell you what men think about boob jobs. They love them. I know this because I’m a man and all men think the same. That’s why we’re always right. You know that old saying, “there’s more than one way to skin a cat”? Well there are. There about a million ways to skin a cat and 999,999 of them are fucking wrong. Women know every single one of them.
All men agree that boob jobs are good. Not for all women of course, but for the one’s boob jobs are good for, they’re good for. See, men don’t live by hard and fast stupid rules like women do. Rules that women invent when they’re 5 years old because they think it’s cute or because their fucking mother tells them that’s what you have to do to be an adult.
Here’s my point. Myself and all men like anything that encourages women to take a good hard look in the mirror and ask themselves, “Why do I look like shit?”
Because they do. They all fucking do. All women look completely like shit pretty much most of the time. Have you seen those fucking bug-eye sunglasses women wear? They look asinine. Case closed.
Every day I get home from work and ask myself, “how can I do a better job? What do I need to learn or practice to be more productive?” With women, looks should be treated exactly the same. Women are nothing more than their looks after all and they all know it. That’s why Curves the women’s only gym is so successful. I’m not saying it’s a bad thing. That would be sexist, which I’m not. It’s just the way it works. Anything else would be like trying to pound a square peg into a cannonball.
Oprah is humongously fat. She knows absolutely nothing about what men think about anything so fuck off Oprah magazine. I’m pretty sure whatever your article said on what men think about anything was fucked and full of self-fellating shit about inner beauty and the best color shoes to wear to make your tits look bigger. Blue isn’t magic. It’s just an ugly color for shoes.
Fuck what men think about boob jobs. What do women think about boob jobs? That’s the interesting question. They’re the ones that are so fucking obsessed with them.
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August 1st, 2006 at 1:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: af8f493b67ea8
So you won’t accept responsibility for your own actions, you prefer to blame women, diamatik?
I agree some women do go for men like you, but these women have problems, so do the men who fuck them around.
Don’t give me the ‘women made me like this’ excuse, it is just complete rubbish. You can still choose to be a good man - okay, you get less sex, but doesn’t your honour and sense of integrity or decency mean more than a quick shag?
Come on, guys! Sure, I hear you speaking about your honourable characters, but I see no evidence of it. Where is this ‘good civilized nature’ that men own if you allow these bad eggs to whip you into shape so quickly? If you have such honourable characters, why do you have to resort to treating women like shit (yes, that includes being selfish, inconsiderate, uncompromising, arrogant, thoughtless and flippant) to get a shag?
You are misreading me if you think I am getting emotional and unstable. I am telling you straight that your attitude stinks because it does. There is no other way to say it. Your posts are disturbing. Not only do you boast about treating women like shit, you seem not to see why that is not acceptable for any reason.
August 1st, 2006 at 1:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 90c8a15c54218
Good for you, son of the suns. Welcome to the site.
-Dick
August 1st, 2006 at 1:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
It isn’t as easy as you would like it to appear. You just don’t understand. I won’t blame you for this, because you’re a woman and you hate sex. Men have this amazing ability to ejaculate and have orgasms, and the feelings that they generate have a powerful effect on our psyche.
So powerful indeed that some men have learned to suppress their natural Mr. Niceguy tendencies in order to ‘get some’. It would be nice if we didn’t have to do this, but you women leave us with little choice (and less sex is not a desirable option).
August 1st, 2006 at 2:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: af8f493b67ea8
diamatik, women love sex.
Why else would they date such jerks if they were being treated like shit? If you are being inconsiderate and inattentive she cannot be interested in you because of the attention you give her. She could possibly be interested in your money but then, if you are a selfish jerk I doubt you would spend it on her, you would spend it on yourself. So why is she with you? Sex. That’s right.
Women have the ability to have wonderful feelings from sex, they can orgasm and they love the intimacy, the attention, the sensations. All these have powerful effects upon our psyche too. Of course, being a man you wouldn’t understand that as you have never experienced an orgasm or sex from a woman’s point of view.
Women really want to be loved and respected but they repress this need because they have such powerful feelings from orgasms, from intimacy, affection and attention through sex that they would even date jerks to get some. It would be nice if men wouldn’t act like such jerks but because more and more men choose to behave like that, women are left with fewer options.
August 1st, 2006 at 2:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 988d93b264c11
More and more men choose to behave like that because that is what women want, and that has been my point all along. Please, stop trying to put the cart in front of the horse. Begging the question is not an acceptable argumentative technique, and I suspect that you know better.
August 1st, 2006 at 2:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Fucking off the site not included. Naturally.
Or rather disavowed from the start. Or perpetually when you solemnly promise to leave, over and over.
I’m lookin’ at you Fem. You’re reading this, aren’t you?
If it’s true we’re being “mean, hateful, hurtful,” even “violent’ to women on this board, you certainly claim it’s so, then why do you hang around for such a bloody long time? Do you enjoy ‘”[quote]the abuse[/quote]‘”?
To set us straight(no pun intended, bonbon terror), right? To enlighten us, right?
That’s like a defective fire extinguisher trying to light up 175,000 100 watt bulbs. When they’re on.
August 1st, 2006 at 2:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1885486ec01ba
Funny how women talk to men about responsibility and they are the most irresponsibile people on the planet. Wipe my tears, no women can’t handle responsibility, so shut up with your guilt trip.
You women can’t hear what is said here or overlook it in order to use your womanly “guilt trip tactics”. In simple words for cunts He said “Women don’t appreciate gentlemen and they only like men who mistreat them, that is the only way to a womans cold heart.
Damn Luka you lost quiet a few points here in your debate, proving once again that you women aren’t capable of remaining logical for long.
August 1st, 2006 at 2:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
13 sec. recorded definition of woman. Amply sufficient.
For your enjoyment Luka.
August 1st, 2006 at 3:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: af8f493b67ea8
Women don’t want that.
They want to be loved and respected like any other human being. Nobody wants to be treated like shit. Not really. Women who allow themselves to be treated badly, or who are (apparently) attracted to men who will treat them badly often have seriously problems with self-esteem and issues with their relationships with men over the course of their lives.
They may mistake sex for intimacy/love, fear to be alone, don’t know any better or have some other reason why they choose these men. Rarely would a self-respecting, level-headed and confident woman really want a man in their lives that would treat her like shit. Hence my comment about the potential wife/girlfriend material.
Treating women like shit because ’she wants to be treated like shit’ is more circular logic than any of the points I raised before. Moreover, it doesn’t make sense. The idea that a person genuinely wants to be treated like shit is beyond me - why would someone really want that. Most people want to be loved, cherished, admired, accepted and desired.
I stand by my statement. Regardless of the excuses and justifications you are giving me, there is never any good justification for treating another human being like shit. It doesn’t matter if you think women want to be treated like shit, you cannot rely on the fact that men love sex to justify this behaviour either. Are you a man or an animal driven by biological need?
Your behaviour is still your behaviour - it has nothing to do with anybody else - the only control you have over the world is yourself and your actions. You still make the choice to treat women like shit, you don’t have to.
August 1st, 2006 at 3:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: af8f493b67ea8
* correction: serious not seriously.
August 1st, 2006 at 3:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Another man bastion is the target of irate feminists bent on overrunning it.
They are armed with stupidity and fallacies and well trained in their use.
August 1st, 2006 at 3:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: af8f493b67ea8
Also, I never disagreed that women act they way they do. If I remember correctly my original post (the thing that sparked off this diatribe) I was giving an explanation of why women behave as they do.
I said before that I know that it does appear like women want to be treated like shit, but in reality is women love men who are confident and are not afraid to be men.
A lot of men pander to women and behave how they think they should rather than who they are. This is why Mr Nice Guy is boring against an asshole who treats her more like shit - the latter gives off more the idea of masculinity and confidence than a man who has been feminized. That was all I suggested.
As it happened I cannot tolerate the attitude that diamatik has about women in this respect and I will not agree with it. He can think up as many excuses and retorts as he wishes, but his behaviour is not acceptable.
August 1st, 2006 at 3:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: af8f493b67ea8
Anyway, I’d rather leave this discussion on a more positive note - this article points up some ideas as to how men could be like a bad-boy but without necessarily treating women like shit. Just something you might want to consider.
August 1st, 2006 at 3:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 988d93b264c11
Eurythmics:
This quite sums up women.
August 1st, 2006 at 4:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 988d93b264c11
This article says everything I’ve been saying here, so thanks for sourcing it, Luka.
This is all I needed to see, so I didn’t need to read the rest. Thanks for proving that I was correct all along.
August 1st, 2006 at 4:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Men are betterh than women.
August 1st, 2006 at 4:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Stupid wanton finger.
August 1st, 2006 at 5:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
Wow. 31 posts in this thread since I was last here.
Well I’ll do the wolfe summary. Luka, you made some missteps, and I think you’re wrong on a couple things, but you’re 80% right, as usual. Sorry to the poster that argued the converse (sun of suns?), you were good too.
Female, welcome back. You scare me, but I did say, ‘go away for a while’. Now you posted under your name (probably a mistake) but so be it. I’ll generally leave it to others to comment on your thoughts.
diamatik. Ah, Annie Lennox. Must have been one of the reasons God invented women.
Sonyad: good use of language, and reasonably good arguments. I wish I spoke your language like you spoke mine.
Take care all,
-wolfe
August 1st, 2006 at 6:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: c20b47cbcee08
Diamatik, you forget the type straight under your bad boy list. I’ll help you out at no charge.
August 2nd, 2006 at 12:39 am - IP Man-Hash: c20b47cbcee08
Sony, I am getting a bit irked with your constant harrassment. You need to stop judging others and cease jumping to so many incorrect conclusions.