Oprah Knows Shit About Shit
I was walking through an airport recently and I saw the following headline on a shitty magazine:
“What do Men Really Think About Boob Jobs?”
I was filled with dismay. Of course a question like this wouldn’t be on a men’s magazine. First of all, men’s magazines don’t phrase their headlines so fucking stupidly. What do men really think about boob jobs? I don’t know, why the fuck don’t you just say what they think on the front so I actually give a shit about reading the why’s and how’s. That’s called marketing, you fucks.
But that’s not the way it was. This was Oprah.
I’ll tell you what men think about boob jobs. They love them. I know this because I’m a man and all men think the same. That’s why we’re always right. You know that old saying, “there’s more than one way to skin a cat”? Well there are. There about a million ways to skin a cat and 999,999 of them are fucking wrong. Women know every single one of them.
All men agree that boob jobs are good. Not for all women of course, but for the one’s boob jobs are good for, they’re good for. See, men don’t live by hard and fast stupid rules like women do. Rules that women invent when they’re 5 years old because they think it’s cute or because their fucking mother tells them that’s what you have to do to be an adult.
Here’s my point. Myself and all men like anything that encourages women to take a good hard look in the mirror and ask themselves, “Why do I look like shit?”
Because they do. They all fucking do. All women look completely like shit pretty much most of the time. Have you seen those fucking bug-eye sunglasses women wear? They look asinine. Case closed.
Every day I get home from work and ask myself, “how can I do a better job? What do I need to learn or practice to be more productive?” With women, looks should be treated exactly the same. Women are nothing more than their looks after all and they all know it. That’s why Curves the women’s only gym is so successful. I’m not saying it’s a bad thing. That would be sexist, which I’m not. It’s just the way it works. Anything else would be like trying to pound a square peg into a cannonball.
Oprah is humongously fat. She knows absolutely nothing about what men think about anything so fuck off Oprah magazine. I’m pretty sure whatever your article said on what men think about anything was fucked and full of self-fellating shit about inner beauty and the best color shoes to wear to make your tits look bigger. Blue isn’t magic. It’s just an ugly color for shoes.
Fuck what men think about boob jobs. What do women think about boob jobs? That’s the interesting question. They’re the ones that are so fucking obsessed with them.
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For feminist pig teenagers:
Grow up and out of feminism. You don’t need a crutch to be a woman. You do need to learn how to suck a man to completion.
For feminist, divorced mothers:
You are screwing up your kids by chasing away their fathers. I see it everyday. Your hopes of revenge and superiority are imbalanced and will land your kids in your boat, in a time when all you will be able to do is watch them sail down your river to the same self-pity and loneliness. When they turn 12 and bleed, it is time to teach your girls how to be women, not teenagers. But I forgot, you must possess wisdom before you can teach it to children. And the spot in your head reserved for wisdom is still full of pride. So forget it, there is no room in your life for wisdom. Stick with feminism. It’s too late for you. But don’t worry… your girls will learn, sooner or later, how to suck a man to completion, if she ever wants to be with a real man.
Rock on dude!
Instead of a degree in Psychology or political science or english
How about a master’s in sucking my dick?
The art of swallowing and a minor degree in playing with my balls!
Otherwise no man cares about American single mothers or bitchy, rambling broads. Stop talking and start sucking!
Oprah now that chick rocks! She could take over the world with here influence but her show ends this season, so why you bleeding thro your crack?
Oprah’s an arrogant fraud. The world revolves around Oprah. Now that she’s old, in 10 or so years she’ll either be laid to rest in some gigantic marble and gilded gold shrine or her ashes will be part of a Smithsonian Institute exhibit. I seriously doubt old Oprah will make it into her mid 60’s. All of the money in the world can buy time. Oprah’s got to realize that in just 10 years, and we all know how fast 10 years lapses, that she could very likely lapse into a permanent state of unconsciousness and fade into oblivion. To exist no more, in absolutely no form since there is no evidence of life after death. When it’s over, it’s over.
The person who write this article is the most sexist, narcissistic person I have ever heard. Your mindset of “women are nothing other than their bodies” is disgusting. Women aren’t just toys for men to play with. You obviously need a new definition of sexism, because you said that you aren’t a sexist, and I’m pretty sure everyone who reads this article can concur that you are a sexist. If you keep acting like the way you are in this article, there isn’t going to be any woman who cares whether or not you like her boob job. Oh, and by the way, I’m a guy, and so i just contradicted your claim that ” all men think the same.”
You’re not ‘a guy’.
The person who write this article is the most sexist, slovenly, chauvinistic, narcissistic person I have ever heard.
Come to my site.
http://www.voy.com/219711/
Women are the scum of the earth and they know it. Especially nurses!
Hail Oprah! You haven’t any grace, and there’s no lord with you. Blessed are those who despise you, and blessed is the fact your show ends in 2012. Holy-less Oprah! Mother of nonsense, prey on your naive viewers, now and at the hour of your death. FUCK YOU OPRAH! CUNT LICKING, FECAL FACED, CONNIVING PEICE OF SHIT!
Just like to say FUCK YOU OPRAH, AND WHAT YOU STAND FOR!!! U R …. AND KNOW IT!!!! CANTHONY@EC.RR.COM
Oprah sucks… So does Obama… Boob jobs are okay, but I prefer the real deal. I can’t speak for all women because my woman is mad cool, but the ones that are self centered/loathing hoes need to get over themselves… Oh and women’s magazines suck…
Do not submit to Oprah.
Reason:
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I hate that piece of shit , I hope and Pray she Croaks
why doesn’t oprah shut her big fat ugly mouth…who gives a shit about her FAT ass…THE FAT ASS IS AROUND 250 WHO CARES.
Women are more self-centered, probably.They crave for attention but don”t know what for–or I”m mistaken?Sometimes girls in the streets of our Ukraine seem to me like heap of nonsense.Why so?I reside in a stupid country of a cruel stupid world?
OK..this was really great! I am a woman and I can’t believe I totally agree with this article. Seriously…Oprah is a fat slob and tries so very hard to be hipp. Well your NOT! NEVER! Have you seen her without make-up…she is a fricken gorilla. Ugliest damn thing I’ve ever saw. Go back to the jungle…you ugly porch monkey. And now your thing with Obama…please he’s nothing but a wanna be and America fell into his little trap. He’ll take your guns away guys and he is not for gays & lesbos he is a stupid half breed wanna be black man. Oprah why don’t you go to the oval office and blow him you both need it!
Eat me ho’s. I like Oprah’s man boobs…..Chocolate and Delicious! Come on back to Misissippi Oprah…..Your daddy’s waiting
why is it every time a woman proves you men wrong, you refuse to believe it.
your ignorant.
Dick knows boobs are cool – if you are worthy enough to have them – Listen to Dick – He knows!
hilarious…..keep it up
amazing how oprah gives advice yet doesnt have the self control to maintain weight. honestly why do people listen to her? shes just a fat fucking hippo who promotes the “you go girl” attitude.
women suck, they really do, im married, 2 kids still dont like them(women that is). All they have is their looks…they try so hard to hold on to them, once they are gone… well they are just the moaning, annoying fuckhead they always were, only difference is you dont want t stick your dick’n'them nemore…oh yea, fuck oprah
This from someone replying to a topic that’s been dead for two months?