Happy Birthday. I Got You A ‘Settle the Fuck Down’.
Posted in Honorary Man of the Month, Science Says... on April 27th, 2008Women are the only creatures on the planet dumb enough to think their birthday is an actual holiday. Birthdays are not holidays. Just like weddings, coffee, pets, and anniversaries that don’t end in and also are “0”; birthdays are not a big deal.
A woman once told me that I had to be nicer to her because it was her “birthday week.” Are you fucking kidding me?
Men are better than women at having birthdays. Men are so much better than women at birthdays that I don’t even know when my birthday is. [Read more]
Dick’s Voicemail #4
Posted in Dick In Your Ear on April 16th, 2008Taste another sampling of my voice-man-mail. More death threats per podcast than any other on the net.
Dick’s Voice Mail #3
Posted in Dick In Your Ear on April 15th, 2008
The topic this week is: what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen a woman do? Call and tell me what it was.
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Dick’s Voice Mail #2
Posted in Dick In Your Ear on April 14th, 2008I received over a thousand voice mails in the last five days, and I will be posting them all week.
Next week’s topic: what is the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen a woman do. Call in and tell me.
