Comments on: Parking. Fuck Off.

By: OrlyFOOL?!

OrlyFOOL?! — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:50:39 +0000

Get out of the closet. The 1800s are over, get used to feminism because I can assure you, insane women will not enjoy your red neck opinions. I’m sure your mother wanted to abort you, but couldn’t find a coat hanger.
As for women not being able to drive, yeah it’s true. But the DMV will give a license to anyone. I am a woman. I drive an ugly, powerful 2002 Ford Ranger. I don’t talk on my cellphone while I drive, but I see stupid bitches, i.e. men and women on their cellphones while they drive. I have gotten into a car accident backing up. I paid for the kid’s damages. He was behind me in his car smoking a blunt, speeding through the parking lot. You can say I’m a bad driver, I don’t give a shit, but at least I take care of my pos truck. You can take your stereotypes all the way to the gay bar for all I care. I thought I’d comment for the lulz.

By: Jack-The-Ripper

Jack-The-Ripper — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:23:40 +0000

ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!

By: Haha89

Haha89 — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 20:45:10 +0000

Chris AND MarkEMark=Mr. Empty-pants

By: Chevy Bob

Chevy Bob — Tue, 26 May 2009 20:03:42 +0000

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By: Prospero

Prospero — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 14:25:02 +0000

yea, my mom, sister, and girlfriend all say “if you can’t find it, grind it”

women+clutching=terrors

By: RB

RB — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:14:18 +0000

It’s hard to believe that you are a man.So GTFO.

By: Whatev

Whatev — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 17:08:18 +0000

It’s hard to believe most of you are grown men and women.

By: Matty

Matty — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 07:32:48 +0000

lol, misty babes not all chicks park cars like that, but they still cant talk on their mobile phone and drive. If they are using a GPS its worse.

Try driving a truck during the day with all the women on the road, just cut in front of you and shit and then they give YOU the finger because you nearly ran up their ass

fuckers/

By: Misty

Misty — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 06:02:54 +0000

LMAO!!! LMAO! LMAO! hahahaha. Not all chicks park their cars like that though.

By: Fed Up

Fed Up — Sun, 11 May 2008 15:10:56 +0000

sonyad said: How about women start showing a degree of their famous, bountiful and unabridged empathy towards their cars or, better still, other people's cars they happen to be driving, not to mention some man's wallet somewhere. I've driven a car that's been tormented by a lady driver for only just 40 thous. k since brand new before I took it over. The clutch disk was off to hell, it burnt 11 litres to the hundred, drive belt worn to bloody hell as well and it would habitually jump out of gear for no fucking reason. Just watch a woman change gears in your car, Dick. That ought to have you laying quietly on your side all curled up for a good few minutes. The way they jerk and erk the stick shift and prod the accelerator to bloody hell while resting on the clutch pedal. Murder. -Women and driving. (mutually exclusive)

No friggin' doubt. In most cases, women treat their cars like they treat their men. Men understand that you have to take car of something to keep it running well and doing what it's supposed to be doing . Women just run things into the ground and it's somebody else's problem when it finally croaks after years of abuse: their cars, their relationships, you name it.

By: son of the suns

son of the suns — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:41:46 +0000

wife said: I'm a newlywed and I always initiate sex, I am the only person with a job. I just want to say that I just feel for you and I hope that whoever hurt you bad enough to cause all this hate and these feelings is someone that you can forgive someday so that you can move on with oyour life. I'll be praying for you.

All who come to the dark side come by lost love, only to linger in it's memory.

By: MansVoice

MansVoice — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:19:04 +0000

@ Wife: I am 17. I have never been burned by a woman. However, I have encountered numerous neurotic feminized women which explains me being on this site. You do not have to touch fire to know that fire is hot, surely you have heard of this on the show? What the fuck. Stop rehashing the same “Oh I am the exception. I feel sorry for you” blah blah bullshit.

Dick isnt a victim, I am not a victim, the men on this site arent victims.

By: wife

wife — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:13:51 +0000

I’m a newlywed and I always initiate sex, I am the only person with a job. I just want to say that I just feel for you and I hope that whoever hurt you bad enough to cause all this hate and these feelings is someone that you can forgive someday so that you can move on with oyour life. I’ll be praying for you.

By: Mansman

Mansman — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 12:23:13 +0000

Females can’t drive because their attitude is all fucked up. Even more alarming is that they have a huge truckload of denial about their incompetence when operating any kind of machinery, but especially dangerous fucking machinery.

It’s performance pressure they simply can’t take, and there’s a reason.

Having no spacial skills, no commonsense, no quick thinking or decision making ability…just doesn’t help. Having a real possibility of also not being able to blame anyone else for some serious fuck up…completely doesn’t help.

These things and more place such a strain on the female brain that everybody around them when they drive is in very real danger. At least you can keep any eye out for those stupid ass stick on flowers they all use to block the fuck out of the driver’s view through their rear window, and keep yourself a safe distance away (ie: at least 2km).

It’s a whole world of pain just thinking about how female drivers manage to get from point A to B without killing themselves and everybody else along the way.

I laugh when I see women driving Mercs and BMW’s around. The guy who owns it must really be getting some good poon.

By: Chris

Chris — Sat, 19 May 2007 00:52:32 +0000

I agree totally.
Today I saw the best: she cruised through a stop sign, looking at herself in the rearvision mirror, eating a donut, and talking on her cellphone.

By: Jim

Jim — Fri, 18 May 2007 21:00:05 +0000

Fucking Right. There was once a women driver in F-1, and yeh she was fucking shit.
At least that was the end of that, no PC bullshit going on there anymore, untainted, unlike those damm submarines.

By: Fucking Yes

Fucking Yes — Fri, 18 May 2007 02:51:14 +0000

The reason why young female drivers are charged less for insurance than young male drivers is because men know how the fuck to stunt. The second a man gets in his car he does a man-fucking-tastic burnout and donuts all over the shitting fucking place. Because a MAN knows how to CONTROL his CAR.

A 16 year old girl, however, will grind the clutch and then roll gently into the nearest wall because she fucking sucks. Get off my road bitches.

By: Dick Masterson

Dick Masterson — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 03:52:44 +0000

smrtpants said: And do you 'truly laugh' while biting the pillow or pitching to your catcher?

Classy. -Dick

By: Bill

Bill — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:20:34 +0000

smrtpants said:

Chris said: Brilliant, just brilliant. I am starting to like you more and more. This is my mother all over 100% and all the other women I've seen too. I think you forgot to mention hill-parking/hill-starts though. Women suck at that too. I truly laugh when women cant seem to understand why some men are gay.

And do you 'truly laugh' while biting the pillow or pitching to your catcher? As far as many women are concerned more men should finally admit that they're gay and stop fucking wasting our time [and theirs] with inane excuses for why they can't seem to 'find the right woman'/keep getting fucked over by what seemed like a 'nice pkg' until she started being a bitch/are just so tired of women being poisonous sirens who just want to fuck with men [and not in a good way...after the n-th fuck-session that you guys have so graciously 'stuck it out for'... Poor babies...maybe try re-enacting breast-feeding more often and you might get better results - then again, I can only speak for myself...while my mouth is free of obstructions... Looks like this chick has some serious issues. Perhaps if you would clean up your act a little, and stop dating the Beta males in the West End, you would not so bitter.

By: abaddon_fff

abaddon_fff — Sun, 08 Oct 2006 03:42:04 +0000

smrtpants said:

And do you ‘truly laugh’ while biting the pillow or pitching to your catcher?

-Smrtpants, you are a column of the laws of women. What a misandric bitch.

As far as many women are concerned more men should finally admit that they’re gay and stop fucking wasting our time [and theirs] with inane excuses for why they can’t seem to ‘find the right woman’/keep getting fucked over by what seemed like a ‘nice pkg’ until she started being a bitch/are just so tired of women being poisonous sirens who just want to fuck with men [and not in a good way…after the n-th fuck-session that you guys have so graciously ’stuck it out for’…

–Sounds like you “struck out” smrtpants. Sorry that you’re a whore, and you have bad taste in Men. I’ll give you a hint though, its called life, get over it, it will end soon enough. Life is short.

Poor babies…maybe try re-enacting breast-feeding more often and you might get better results – then again, I can only speak for myself…while my mouth is free of obstructions…

-Your shaming language is childish, much like most of your posts. -

-Strength and Honor-