Women Ruining Television
Women queer every deal that they’re apart of and they watch shit for television.
That’s not me coming at you with a dose of truth. That’s 84-year-old, legendary BBC television presenter Sir Patrick Moore.
“I was in hospital once and I watched a whole episode of Eastenders. I suppose it’s true to life. But so is diarrhea — and I don’t want to see that on television” – Sir Patrick Moore
Neither do I, Sir Patrick. Unless it’s on House.
For those of you who don’t know, Eastenders is a show for women and it fucking sucks.
Women have ruined television. They’ve infected sports with female sideline commentators who don’t wear bikinis and talk like someone just punched them in the throat. They’re eating up valuable time slots with shit programming and valuable numbers on the dial with shit networks. And they’ve soured Star Trek and Barbarian shows with emotionless school marm’s and beefy dominatrixes who belong at the salad bar. Hercules was an awesome show because Lucy Lui ruined it with her shitty spin off.
Television is flawed and fucked and let me tell you why. I’m also going to tell you what you can do to fix it. Don’t worry, it’s not some girly petition or exercise in bitchy letter writing. Writing letters has never accomplished shit. That’s what war is for.
The flaw with television is that a TV show doesn’t have to compete with other TV shows for your attention. If that were the case, every show on television would be a ground-breaking comedy or a gripping drama that would either have you pissing your pants or leave you in a daze, spellbound and tearfully calling loved ones or thanking Christ you’re exactly who you are. That’s not the case though is it.
Television is flawed because it has to compete with women and their immature attitudes and their shitty senses of everything. While television is benevolently beaming entertainment into your house and all over your face in 1080 pixels or whatever they are, there’s a good chance some obnoxious want-wit cunt is sitting somewhere near you complaining for attention.
“This show is boring!”
“Law and Order again!”
“Nicholas Cage thinks he’s so great!”
“Cartoons are stupid.”
You’re stupid. Shut the fuck up.
You can’t say that in response to everything a woman says though. You can, obviously. You’re a man, you can do whatever you want. But if you do, you’ll have no time for anything else. Women don’t have any self respect. Tell them to shut the fuck up and they’ll talk to you even more. They’ll say something even stupider just to hear it again. It’s like you’re giving a dog a piece of bacon and then holding a plateful over its head. Women are that fucking annoying Simon game, except every button you press makes the same shitty sound — and so does the OFF switch.
So what does television do to shut women up? According to Sir Patrick Moore, television introduces shitty programming designed to titillate the insane and childish fancies of women for half the time, and the intellectual, sophisticated male palettes the other half of the time.
Wear jeans with a tuxedo jacket or throw up all over yourself during your college graduation. That’s exactly what happens when you take something as dumb and classless as women and their humor and combine it with something educated and highly-developed like what appeals to the male man-brain. You get something that’s fucked.
Every single bit of programming on television is half fucked and bent backwards for the entertainment of women. The News is fucked because of every little giggle and “am I doing a good job, Daddy?” expression the female anchors give their stouty male counterparts. Serious dramas are fucked for every piece of inexplicable eye candy and juvenile subplot shoved down our throats to keep women entertained. Sitcoms are fucked and boring because women get frightened when the scenery changes more than twice in an episode.
That time when Friends went to London and Chandler and Monica had sex? Ten women had heart attacks because of that. They thought Joey was going to get hit by a car going in “the wrong direction”. Guess America will never see London on television again.
Women and their Nature of Ruin have ruined television. Thank you, Sir Patrick Moore. I wish I had a higher honorarium than knight to bestow on you for speaking the truth about this. Amen, sir. Amen.
I’ll tell you what you can do to help fix this problem though. All problems can be fixed if you have a penis. That’s what God intended you to do with it.
Go to a baby store and buy one of those brightly colored flashing globe things you’re supposed to hang over cribs. Now glue it to the top of the television and watch whatever the fuck you want. No woman will be able to escape the pull of the brightly illuminated colors. Women have moth shit in their skulls.
Super Sir Patrick Moore Says Men Are Better Than Women
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Women are the scum of the earth and they know it. Especially nurses!
Dick has hit on a subject near and dear to my heart. I am so sick of watching women, ad nauseam, on television, the thing is going out the window soon. Every commercial, every health ad, every sitcom, every newscast, every subject, rotates like a lesbian looking for a new squeeze, around women. It is the most tiring and irritating thing imaginable. If the focus were on men as much as it is on women in TV, the NOW would be running their yappers more than they already do to put a quick end to it. If television is not focused on women’s female hygiene problems (give us a break; we do not care to hear about your feminine odors), female hairy armpit commercials, female beauty (that’s a laugh, they still haven’t figured out that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it is also only skin deep – ugly goes all the way to the bone. The idea that ’sex sells’ is the most over done, most overwrought, and most pointless of all campaigns; as it has been done so often, it has now lost its luster. Women have completely and utterly screwed up television; watching two women banter about the issues of the day on a National media news outlet proves once again that men are better than women. ‘The View’? More like ‘The Spew’. Every sitcom is written to make the pop tart look smart (she needs all the help she can get from the writing staff) and the guy to look like a complete idiot. All I can say is fuck that, in spades.
Yeah, shows like the Simpsons, Sex (Sluts) in the City, Oprah, That 70s Show, and all other shows like this make the male characters look stupid and the female characters look smarter. That’s only TV though, folks. It’s not fucking reality T.V. and it sure isn’t fucking reality!
It’s so true! Only my father can enjoy “LOST” because my mother can’t seem to grasp the complexity of such a manly show. It’s like women can only view shows which cater to thier own, personal feelings otherwise they call it boring.
I may be picking the wrong details out of this but…
what’s wrong with wearing a tuxedo jacket with jeans? I Do it all the time…
Dear Dick.
It was not “Lucy Lui” that came and fucked up the awesome show Hercules.
It was in fact the other whore Lucy Lawless.
Thank you.
The fact is you’re here which is breakign the rules.
I can’t this channel and expect you not to be here.
I think you’re too young to be here anyways.
Attention whore is a woman who seeks attention like you are doing here. All women are whores in some manner.
Oh, and I frogot, how can YOU call ME a whore when I haven’t even held hands with a single guy yet? Now, I do know that you couldn’t possibley know that, but still… please don’t say things that you dont know are for sure.
You do know that a whore can be, oh, I don’t know… attention whores? A whore doesn’t necessarily means you get paid for sex (though since you’re a woman I’ll bet my ass it’ll happen sooner or later).
Thing is, we men know better. You are told not to come here. You come anyway. You’re attention whoring.
Men are better than women.
Get another TV, and get comcast digital cable… like I just said.
We can’t change the channel because you little girls are still on it.
Now go away because you’re not wanted here.
Attention whores.
You’ve had your spill like a dog puking up roadkill now fukoff.
Exactly
There is a simple solution
Change the channel
TV was, whether you like it or not, made for both men AND women’s pleasures. Since men and women typically have different interest, there are different shows that can benifit each gender. Just because you don’t LIKE something, does not mean that it is total BS. If you think that there are way to many girly shows on, do what my father did and get comcast digital cable. Thats what ondemand is for anyways:)
But most can’t follow rules or keep thier mouths shut when they are asked to. Like here on the front page it clearly say “no women allowed.” You’ve had your spill like a dog puking up roadkill now fukoff.
hammer time
I would like to make a correction on my first sentence, which is that some women have sophisticated taste, I shouldn’t say all
Women do have sophisticated taste in television.
We don’t all watch Grey’s Anatomy followed by Lifetime.
Television also is forced to cater to the male mind, filling television with violence, fights, idiocracy, sex, and immature jokes lined with cursing.
Look at Spike, all it is is immature violence.
I agree with opinions on the stereotyped television shows for women, such as Oprah, Lifetime, Dr.Phil, I personally hate all of those shows, and the only time I watch Lifetime is to have a good laugh at their dramas.
If Dick does not want to watch The Golden Girls, then he simply has to change the channel
Women do have sophisticated taste in television.
We don’t all watch Grey’s Anatomy followed by Lifetime.
Television also is forced to cater to the male mind, filling television with violence, fights, idiocracy, sex, and immature jokes lined with cursing.
Look at Spike, all it is is immature violence.
I agree with opinions on the stereotyped television shows for women, such as Oprah, Lifetime, Dr.Phil, I personally hate all of those shows, and the only time I watch Lifetime is to have a good laugh at their dramas.
If Dick does not want to watch The Golden Girls, then he simply has to change the channel
We need on big brother a dom who knows and understands that women are pretty much worthless but make great slaves. And another thing if women did not rule mens dicks then guess what we could have all women skinny or how you like your women and naked.
I stopped watching TV years ago. I watch shit on the net, or get movies. Other than that I just… wait a minute, it doesn’t matter. lol.
I read on the news (online obviously) that the latest Big Blubba is going to be all fucking bitches, including some that actually admit their feminists. Oh yeah, another piece of shit show I’m not going to waste time watching. That’s time I could spend getting pissed with the lads.
Priorities, priorities…
My dismissive attitude towards mb is due largely to the episode where they challenged Tesla’s claim that he could have brought down a steel frame building with a small electromagnetic oscillator attached to a girder. I was annoyed that even though Tesla provided detailed drawings and specifications, they tried to replicate it on a budget and totally failed to follow his directions.
It all makes for good TV (especially to poorly educated young American males who think they’re watching science at work), but damn it, if you’re going to challenge Tesla, don’t act like an know-it-all ass.
(Actually, at the end of the episode, the DID prove that the technology was sound and if they pursued it further, it would have proved Tesla correct.)
Didn’t see the trebuchet or the boloney rocket, but both sound pretty awesome. I will give you that: Their explosions are much less repetitious than Brainiac’s which I admit does feature way too many exploding caravans, albeit often multicolored. (The different colored explosions are a novelty, but I’d like to see an exploding rock pile, just to see how far the rubble will scatter.)
No married man with four daughters writes like that. You’re not fooling anybody here, missy.
That was so transparent I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.