Comments on: Pay, Pump, and Go.

By: Skandal

Skandal — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:14:29 +0000

Women like to play hard to get(like starting an argument with you when they like you) and beat around the bush to see how far you’ll go to get with them. When you prove you won’t go too far to get with them, it kinda pisses them off. They see it as a challenge of getting you to do what they want you to do.
When you know this about women, you already know how to deal with them. It’s like a game of cat and mouse, women liked to be chased. When you don’t chase them or ignore them then it’s a problem. That’s why it’s so good to get them bitches on their knees/backs afterwards. Slamming these bitches with dick is the perfect hobby. The main thing is to keep it as a hobby, not trying to make something big out of it (like a relationship or marriage) the way bitches do. To all of my fellow men out there keep pounding these hoes and avoid marrying them at all costs.

By: Muzalon

Muzalon — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:07:33 +0000

encyclapedia

Write one? You can’t even spell it, you thick cunt.

By: Skandal

Skandal — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 19:07:05 +0000

Yeah that’s called being straight to the point. But, bitches are too dramatic for that. They love to stretch shit out of proportion & take the long way around, not just with sex, but with other things as well.

By: thomas phillip bell

thomas phillip bell — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 18:49:56 +0000

wemen should’nt waste time just say it i want to fuck you right now we will not say no.

By: hugh hillton

hugh hillton — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:27:14 +0000

How true. Women will take it out on the innocent somebody else if they are embarassed in some way. Attack – to not be attacked. Accuse – to not be accused. A woman’s typical arsenal. But YOU, a man, should ignore it completely. Only then, she will see how big of a fool she is.

By: tommy smackabitch

tommy smackabitch — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 06:46:50 +0000

how dare you dick! that bitch could’ve pulled into another pump. selfish cunt might have learned her lesson and….nevermind I had a brain fart and forgot what i was reffering to….a fucking woman they will never learn!

By: ahahahahaha your still a virgin huh

ahahahahaha your still a virgin huh — Tue, 26 May 2009 06:28:52 +0000

omg, did that really need to be written about in detail. All the fucking retarded men I meet I could write a whole encyclapedia.

By: thetruth

thetruth — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 06:18:18 +0000

you are fucking retarded aren’t you? the world has rules and humans have learned to adapt? does the world have a mind of its own or something? huma-i mean men set the rules and every other person is forced to live by them. and you spelled civilization incorrectly, which is even more amazing when you consider that this sight is equipped with a spell check. you are a lazy, useless, arrogant bitch.

By: DallyWama

DallyWama — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 07:17:20 +0000

Dick you are very mature, nice man. I would have told the bitch to shut the fuck up. But thats me though. I try to entice women to assualt me because it gives me a free pass to punch them in their yappers and then watch them go to jail. Self-defense is a man’s best friend (so is Kenpo)

By: AnybodyOutThere?

AnybodyOutThere? — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:21:14 +0000

Size totally counts… Big Breasts Are Important!

By: Lolerscaters

Lolerscaters — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 17:08:52 +0000

I just want sex women are so boring and irrelevant I could cry like one.

- make up
- relationships
- lets talk about love and clothing
- psychology
- things that don’t involve math
- women are so boring

positive:

- they have tits and vaginas
- tits and vaginas are the least boring thing on the planet

By: USMC Ret in Spokane

USMC Ret in Spokane — Sun, 08 Jul 2007 03:50:54 +0000

I clicked on this entry at the Random Dick area. I expected it to be about prostitution, with a witty title. Good article.

Prostitution doesn’t really exist. Men don’t pay women to have sex with them; they pay them to shut up and go away afterward.

By: Elitist_Prick

Elitist_Prick — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 05:39:16 +0000

Elitist_Prick said:

e v i l e d d y said: Bring on the disposable android sex bots!

Don't bother, some girl will fuck it up by making it vegan somehow. What am I saying? We'll just fix it, like every other damn thing women ruin.

By: Elitist_Prick

Elitist_Prick — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 05:37:34 +0000

e v i l e d d y said: Bring on the disposable android sex bots!

Don't bother, some girl will fuck it up by making it vegan somehow.

By: e v i l e d d y

e v i l e d d y — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 17:30:20 +0000

Bring on the disposable android sex bots!

By: Billy

Billy — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 03:07:31 +0000

mean_jake said: man I thought this was about hookers. shit.

Gas pumps and women? Not much difference except they both pump for cash. Similar intelligence but one does a real job without complaining and the other complains without much work. Just pump, pay and go.

By: mean_jake

mean_jake — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 02:15:48 +0000

man I thought this was about hookers.
shit.

By: Billy

Billy — Sun, 03 Sep 2006 14:45:48 +0000

So female admits that she and all other women are handicapped in this man made world. They can’t create anything so they cry until the big bad men changes things to accommodate them too. The reality is that men always think of the women too because women can’t do for themselves. Then she makes excuses for why women appear to be too stupid to do things for themsleves.

Yes women have the memory of a goldfish but she will bitch about something for hours and keep repeating the offense so she wont forget it until she gets home and e-mails her complaint to NOW.

By: ashes of the wake

ashes of the wake — Sun, 03 Sep 2006 04:58:50 +0000

I just fucking love how women flock to other women and band together against the big mean angry men. God help the woman who’s spot you “stole”. May she never encounter and actually situation of emergency.

By: The Machine

The Machine — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 09:28:02 +0000

Oldone said: This is absurd; the discussion is the fact that women cannot even pump gas with out messing up correct. So, such a simple task and yet gas stations now have instructions on the pump to try to keep the blundering of women down to a minimum, and yet still women find a way to completely screw this up. I do believe women purposely invent new and exciting ways to be stupid.

In my MUCH younger days as a cashier at a gas station I was the beneficiary of a womans' blundering. She used her credit card, really most likely her husbands' credit card- oh GOD i'm a traitor ! I just realized ! Please forgive me as you read on !, at the pump to get gas. When she finished she just threw the pump handle on the ground and drove off. Normally one might be frustrated with such behavior, but not me !!! You see this was when using credit cards at the pump was a new thing and only gas cards would work. I knew instantly what that innocent looking nozzle laying on the pavement meant to me, as you probably do. FREE GAS ! $$$$ Fortunately this was at night and a slow night at that. I filled up my vette and went home and got my camaro and 5 gas cans and filled them up. Called my Dad to come fill up his full size Ford van with the dual tanks, called my friends to come fill up. I had a fellow worker keep clicking the pump between fills to keep the purchase "active" and by the time we were done the purchase was several hundred dollars ! Gas was alot cheaper then, oh the good ol' days ! I would say thanks to the female blunder but realistically it was a fellow man who paid. I hang my head in shame and please accept my confession !